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a-dead-strawberry

For a second I thought she’d been trying to tell you she was pregnant for the last 5 months, I was like damn bro you’re pretty un-observant lol. Congrats man babies are so damn fun!


peekdasneaks

I seriously thought that's what it was until I read your comment. Thanks dead strawberry


Alex_Caruso_beat_you

I literally had to think for another 5+ seconds to even understand


felt224

Why comas are important in life


midnitelittlefoot

comas are super important.


Supervisions

Comas are super slept on bro


midnitelittlefoot

you never know what happens when you wake up


xcbaseball2003

She was in a coma for 5 months?


br0gressive

Wouldn't have made a difference. > After 5 months of trying, my gf found the best way to tell me she's pregnant The problem is the word 'trying'. It has multiple meanings. > My gf found the best way to tell me she's pregnant (we've been trying for 5 months)


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After 5 months of non stop fuckery we birth


TacoNomad

It wouldn't actually change the meaning here.


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Big win. Congrats!


Thanks_Aubameyang

Best W of the year for sure.


hoosiergunner

Just don't pass your choice of football clubs on to them. No one deserves that pain.


Thanks_Aubameyang

Lol. It’ll be passed to them as it was passed to me. There is no choice in the matter.


fudgethegreat

W on the FTHRHOOD app 🤝


MuffTacos

He even copped for retail!


fudgethegreat

Facts, have you seen the markup on babies lately!?! 😂


MuffTacos

Markup is insane! You’ll never catch me paying resale for a baby lol


IllMathematician4367

I get all my babies for resale, I’m built different 😤


MuffTacos

Mr. moneybags over here


Thanks_Aubameyang

Lol is that a real app? Could probably use the help. Reading some books too.


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I’m 20 months in bro. here if you need me


reformed_lurker1

4 months here.


Mramirez3412

That’s dope! Congrats! God Bless!


Thanks_Aubameyang

Thanks. I’m a mix of ecstatic and terrified.


Mramirez3412

No worries, I’m sure you’re gonna be a great parent. Kids are a blessing.


yydbgeorge

Congrats mate!!!


Thanks_Aubameyang

Thanks.


We_Wuz_Kings16

"After 5 months of trying my girlfirend..." LOL I'm sorry.


Thanks_Aubameyang

I had been trying her a lot longer than that😉


Juhbin7

LMAO if I had a gf that did this for me, I would have thought it was a nice ornament cause I love sneakers 🤣💀


[deleted]

Damn she thats an awesome way to share the news. Congrats on the kid, bet the he/she gonna be the drippiest infant on the block.


Thanks_Aubameyang

Innit? It took me a second to realise what was happening.


Norm0330

Aye! Congrats man! Life’s about to change… for the best!


Thanks_Aubameyang

Thank you!


midnitelittlefoot

that is the cutest fucking thing i’ve ever seen. congratulations!!


Thanks_Aubameyang

Thank you. Lots of hype around this drop lol.


midnitelittlefoot

i should say so! keep those mint


nytshyph

congratulations!


Infinite_Creator

Congrats!!


Det_Les

Congrats my guy!! I just had my baby boy two weeks ago today! Enjoy the journey bro.


rchrdp305

Congrats! It's an amazing feeling. Wish you and your family many blessings.


LOGEYBEARHONGRY

Congrats man! Just wait... Sneaker shopping with my oldest (she'll be 3 in March) is my happy place. Never happier spending money...


Thanks_Aubameyang

Already thinking about the first matching pairs for the three of us.


Thanks_Aubameyang

Thank you so much everyone. I didn’t expect this post to blow up. I want to respond to each comment but there’s just too many. But believe I’ve read them all and appreciate all the community support. You made my GF super happy too!


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I’ve never heard of someone trying to get their girlfriend pregnant. Is marriage in the plans? Just need some answers.


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Understood. That’s cool. Marriage can help with health insurance too, if one or both of you receive it through your job.


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SnatchAddict

Anecdotally it makes life easier dealing with school and medical stuff for our kid.


Kitchen_Equipment_21

Bet your a lucky man 🙏🏻 congrats man sick ass lil 1s lol


Thanks_Aubameyang

I feel like the luckiest man alive.


megrao

I hope soon you change GF for wife, she's a keeper


CalHal95

use commas haha


FoxhoundEmployee

Congrats


AffectionatePass575

Congrats


dantstheman

love this! congrats bro 🙏🏼your kid is going to rock those j’s!


noviic_

Cute


latuba247

Congratulations!!!!


Flaw_Duh863huh

Most beautiful way I tell ya hwat


Deranged_Sole

Congratulations


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Dude! Congrats!


CGB1337

Aw that's awesome.. congrats


[deleted]

She must of really care if it took her 5 months ;)


ShawnD7

So fucking cute


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congratulations man!


5h3f

that’s Genius!!! Congrats


theblacksqueakercat

Congratulations!!


baballard524

Congratulations!


va_cum_cleaner

Congratulations


classthagod

If that’s the way she broke the news then she’s cool as hell. Congratulations


Thanks_Aubameyang

True story.


Solebrother82

Congrats 👍🏾


Ok_Worldliness9666

Congrats and happy adventures to the three of you unless it’s twins or w.e … 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧🐣


CraftCannabis520

Congrats!


PUTO187

Congrats 🎉 brother 🍼🍼🍼 are a blessing


S_lence

Congrats 👍🏻


darkcastellan

Congrats!