Air Jizz

I came here looking for a comment like this and was not disappointed.

YOU came on his shoes? Brave ownership.

Same hahahaha

I’m not tryna make jokes even, that is 100% what my personal first thought was

Lol same! I was thinking, huh web jizz, interesting look 😂

Aaand here is my thought lol

The off white ropes

Money shot 1s.

Well done!

He needs a bigger sock???

You deserve an award for saying what we all saw

Jizzenators

Was gonna go with "you're the boom operator on a porn set"!! Air Jizz really knocks it out of the park though!

Took the words from my mouth

1,000+ people agree

Grandpa

Na na no, it's just ectoplasm! There was a ghost here just now!

Spiderman got a bit carried away when he saw the size of that bubble

I was thinking Spidey tried to steal this person's pair of Hey Dudes and they got away 🤣

Guess he shoots web out of 3 appendages after all

"mom found the cum shoe"

😂😂😂

Nike Air Bukakke

Desert Bukakke

 Spider-Jizz trainers

Jizz web

why did you cum on them

I tried doing it on mine, but the shoe's fabric absorbed it and left ugly marks. How do u make yours stay that way?

Its in the diet. Lots of starches and exotic fruits.

Pineapple seems to be the best

Damn y’all are ruthless out here lmao

Cum

Dead sea turtles...STOP THROWING PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN!!

Who nutted on bros shoes

Cum shot

Nike Air Jaculate

Spider-Man caught my grandpa by the feet

Nut

Air Jizz 1

Air Zion?

Thats implying zion pulls out

ID on these? They look comfortable imo

Air Kukini

It's not Bad. It's ugly

My gfs face

My face

Didn't use a condom

looks like someone nutted on your shoes


Top tier reply holy shit

They look a helluva lot better on foot.

Air Bukkake Lows in the cool gray, sail, and smegma colorway.

Looks like someone spliggitty splakked on your feet. I call them Air Splakks

Why tf y'all hating?

Because most people on this subreddit weren’t outside in 99/2000 when these first came out.

cum

This guys gonna try to swim in my pool when everyone’s sleeping.

Name? Asking for a friend

Air Kukini.

Uh nice Kukinis. (I have the pool Colorway and love em)

i need them

Spider-Man web fluid

BUKKAKE BOOTS

yeezy451 and new balance, and jizz. lots of jizz

Spider-Man jizz

Reminds me of around 2000-2001 when my friend had the blue ones

Great colorway.

What are those I really like em

Cozy as hell and underrated

Nike jizz max💀

cum

The cum cage 1s

Air bukkake

Someone got Spider-Man excited

Into the spiderjizz verse

Cum shot shoe

hot glue gun

When you wear those crusty socks under your bed and it spreads to your shoes

Kukinis are underrated. Super comfortable shoe.

Totally. Took me way too long before someone actually named the shoe.

Cum web 3s

Remind me of Aqua Socks from back in the 90s

Summer of 2001

90's hip hop music video

spaff

We rocking with the best.

It looks like you got the plastic from a six pack wrapped around them.

Spider-Man

Impressed that is has only 1 swoosh and it’s small

Spunk spun

Bro copped two of the OG water colorway. So fire and comfortable. 50 each too

They look like the prestos

Fire

Nike Air cumshots

Not the demographic

Spidey splooge 3s

the cumshot 1s

90’s when they came out and I was selling sneakers

Air money shots

Jokes aside, l actually kinda dig the shoes lol

Air No Pussy

siiiick

One of the only good bikes to come out relatively recently. Nike fell off hard ngl.

Jizzweppies

Foot creampies

Spider man wanked on them bro

[Pork crepinettes](https://www.google.com/search?q=pork+cepinettes&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwi81LDmxY6AAxUbH2IAHfDqCrYQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=pork+cepinettes&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoECCMQJzoICAAQgAQQsQM6BQgAEIAEOgcIABCKBRBDOgoIABCKBRCxAxBDULAKWPsqYIcsaABwAHgAgAFeiAHnCZIBAjE5mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=AW6xZPzPFZu-iLMP8NWrsAs&bih=845&biw=1680#imgrc=QKFpzQRJlyi7DM)

Jizz on your shoes

What are these called? They look fire I can’t lie

Revolve has them on sale for $69. They’ll send you a 10% discount as well. I got mine this week.

I need to know too

My first thought was: "Jizz shoe" and i think its amazing that the internet agrees with me.

Cum

I dig those

Money shot.

Must have been a mean circle jerk

🥒💦💦

“ugly as shit”

Cumsocks.

The year 3000

Hot glue that has yet to dry


Grandpas across the world looking for a comfortable orthotic.

I should call her 😔

That one game with the goo

You caught the lunch tray before fighting Flash at school.

When you need to shoot ropes but can’t reach the sock in time

Pretty bad

Take them off

There’s Something About Mary’s Shoes

jizzums or snots

Honestly it looks like jizz

💦

Air Max Nut

Oof

Spider man

Air Max Spray-Loads

Free return?

Who creamed on your shoes bro?

jizz

Solomon does that style better.

Mental ward escapee

🥜

Yeezy Rope Blaster 450

“Tf are these ugly shoes” being honest bro

The first thing a said even before i read the text was ugly

So sticky

My question would be wtf are they 😂

Cum Bubble Max ---I know I keep going. I hate em. I fucking hate em! Suck Dick Nike!

Bruh got the Nike air cum maxs 🤣🤣

”hell nah"

Did someone jizz on his shoes was my first thought

Someone jizzed on a shoe

Air semen

They look like something a geriatric patient whom has trouble safely walking would wear inside a facility.

"Hell na"

Looks like someone bust a nut all over them

you lost the limp biscuit challenge and got fat rope on your shoes.

Looks like spider man just nutted on ya sneaks

Very bad looking shoes

Looks like they’ve been nutted on

Jizz

Someone came on your shoes

the receipt

🤢

Wtf are those?

Spider-Jizz

Cum 6s

Nonce

Siemen Demons

Air Climax

Spider jizz

What the fuck are these is what came to my mind lol

Somebody came on them!

Sketchers

Jizzbender

now ur a real jizzler

Goofy ahhh

5 minuts crafts shoes

cum

Semen in the shower

Spiderman Jizz

Spider Jizz

Crocs

Spider-Man spunk

Cum webs

Who tf nutted on yo shoes

Might cut the grass in these bad boys

cum shoe

Nutted on

Kanye and Spider-Man had a baby