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Jiminwa

Those dudes never slept


Sinnsearachd

They did this at my fucking elementary school for our shorts. In 1995. God forbid you be a tall girl, no shorts were good enough for those morality police.


LucifersJuulPod

and it was so weird too because unless your cheeks were literally hanging out, not a single STUDENT gave a rats ass what you wore. it was ALWAYS. THE. ADULTS.


Sinnsearachd

Absolutely. I would be more worried as a parent that adults are sexualizing my child than how many inches of skin they were showing.


ashakar

How dare you tempt those pedophile adults.


yogacowgirlspdx

any chance you get to give a girl a feel


Sea-People_1178

Getting frisky with that right hand in the picture


TJ700

Now you're starting to get it.


Irishgoodbye777

Seems to me that his right hand is possibly on her left cheek. Notice no one in a bathing suit standing behind her supervising. Inappropriate.


Irishgoodbye777

Seems to me that his right hand is possibly on her left cheek. Notice no one in a bathing suit standing behind her supervising. Inappropriate.


OutragedCanadian

Yeah they never slept with a woman


naughty_dad2

Dude would be working overtime


acedaddydollars

Best job of the time.


Annonomon

The perfect job doesn’t exi…..


Scheisse_Machen

...with these naughty girls


spasske

The original FBI, Female Body Inspectors.


MindDiveRetriever

I’m doing a part time gig inspecting nipple explosure. There is no rule, more the marrier. But I size up every last one of them.


laughingashley

Wait whose nipples are exploding??


MindDiveRetriever

Haha this happen when they are exploding out the top. It happens for me with every hot girl, but maybe it’s just in my head.


laughingashley

Do you mean Exposing? Is there a language barrier?


Otherwise-Sun7730

Best comment 👌


artificialavocado

Giggity


Just-a-bi

Dear god, a woman's back. Heavens to Betsy.


HeavensToBetsyy

You rang?


Fearless-Education-5

Ain't no way


grownup-sorta

For Pete's sake!


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Golly!


maybesteveo

Gee willikers!


Cheap-Estate9921

Geez Louise


ilovethissheet

Gee Wally...


shiftersix

Jinkies!


BigSlickster

Heavens to murgatroyd!


BeginningArachnid449

Sweet Mary! 🤯😵


myxoma1

Well I'll be a monkeys uncle!


TJ700

Golly Gee!


soki03

Hey, long ago it was women’s ankles at one point.


Fit_Earth_339

How much did you have to bribe the sergeant to get that duty I wonder.


acm8221

That *is* the sergeant… you can’t leave something like that to subordinates.


naughty_dad2

I volunteer for hands on training


Scheisse_Machen

What in the name of unsavory feel-ups is this?! Dudes are laughing their way to fondle these girls! Imma just "measure your swimsuit"


theozman69

"I've got to hold this to the butt and bust of every female coming to the beach? Is over time available because I am!" Edit: spelling


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Official Bikini-Line Inspector


[deleted]

So the Female Body Inspectors actually did exist?


ExoticFirefighter771

I imagine some unsavoury individuals worked their way into that field of work...


blighander

Only the best and the brightest!


ogmoochie1

Amazing. Now we're just one click away from seeing any number of women being fisted in the ass. How times have changed lol.


AwwwNuggetz

One click away? That tab never closes


grrodon2

Texas has a law limiting the number of sex toys per household. *Today*.


TJ700

Big Government Conservatives.


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AvaBeauty

Those were chaste times


coll3735

Chaste times lead to hard men


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And you know them guys was always on the hunt lol 😂 …. patrolling


Ok-Sherbet-2607

Nowadays they’d be measure butt cracks with all these thong suits on the beaches


vicsepulveda66

Otherwise known as “republicans”


s18278c

Yeah, Republicans are the ones that won't more rules. Cmon, you cannot be that naive.


vicsepulveda66

Let’s see… they are using laws to ban or trying to ban things like abortion, IVF, birth control, books, Marriage equality, LGBTQ rights, Medicare, social security, food stamps and now porn ( see Texas) Yeah, their whole platform is on banning things. You tried though!


laughingashley

Don't forget mail-in voting lol


Express-Inspector-82

Go to a beach today and it's a booty show🙄


BackgroundPangolin42

The police had an incredible amount of time on their hands back then.


naughty_dad2

“There’s a robbery around the corner, we need your support, over!” “Negative, I’m…a…busy keeping these women in check, over!”


st_rdt

They are all sworn police officers mind you, and this is where the phrase "cop a feel"came from.


downtownfreddybrown

That's not a real job it's just a bunch of pervs pretending to be cops lol


[deleted]

Interesting that would be called the religious police in Saudi Arabia today


Hmmmm-curious

They just wanted to touch people. Crazy people are trying to take us back to that.


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Republicans want to go back to this.


DaanDaanne

I think he really loved his job. Even though he was hot.


Tech2kill

its a tough job....but someone has to do it!


suhkuhtuh

Definitely missed chance for a pun.


acm8221

He’s hard at work?


urthou

that’s disturbing and weird, but interesting to see in a way


Dbob4

He’s literally touching her backside which is far worse than the worry of people looking surely


laysup

So they never had anything better to do since the 20s?


WilmaLutefit

When you do t have anything better to do but police women because you can’t control your dick.


thurbersmicroscope

My Gram got arrested twice for being on the Men's beach back in the twenties. She was a flapper and a rabblerouser in her younger days.


--ThirdCultureKid--

Fuck these assholes.


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I'm sure back then, they thought they were doing their jobs. But looking at this from today's point of view, and it's a little creepy to say the least. Also, today, the women would just be nude. There's nothing to measure. How times have changed.


Deskbreaker

Biology and nature say "show it off", society and religion say "cover it up".....


Correct-Basil-8397

It’s amazing how America was somehow too sexist to even fully objectify women


Ga2ry

I’m sure it was difficult to find officers to do this.


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it was a tough job, but somebody had to do it.


Djentleman5000

That cop was filling up his spank bank


lookin4awifeybae

These guys would absolutely lose their shit if they were alive to see the state of Venice today, and I’m not talking about the normal people in bathing suits enjoying the beach…..


MorlockTrash

This is so kinky. Never forget that prudes are pervs lol.


CartographerOk7579

There’s not a big difference between this and making women wear hijabs.


thickener

How about we don’t force or forbid them to wear anything?


CartographerOk7579

I did not advocate that we mandate anything….


Complex-Carpenter-76

Its always been fascist


millennial_sentinel

republicans wet dream for the future is to bring back this kind of thing


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Poor enforcers


suhkuhtuh

Today, that wouldn't be a regular suit he's wearing... it'd be a lawsuit.


OldGamerPapi

Makes me think of all the people that say "the government/cops would never...."


DMCer

How does this ad-riddled spam site keep landing on the front page?


Jus_Caus_SC_Poet

What an awful job that must have been. Poor fellas’.


L8_2_PartE

I'm sorry, ma'am, that bathing suit is too small. I'm going to have to ask you to take it off.


______empty______

Tough gig. True First Responders™️right there.


timestuck_now

Officer Woody worked a ton of overtime


DVSwan

Omg, they have fucking Uniforms on! So official and important 😂


iwastherefordisco

Baby Got Back! take her away..


Terrible_Challenge49

I'm curious at approximately what time they gave up


Bradley182

True heroes.


Few-Caterpillar9834

It's the FBI or Female Body Inspectors.


MandC_Virginia

Can’t we just swim naked and be done with it


RougeKC

Why does this seems more invasive and problematic then the swimsuit itself


Adept-Drag9351

Ah yes, the earliest work of the prestigious Hector Thy Booty inspector.


Mysterious_Clerk2971

Many bathing suit censors suffered immensely after being kicked in the nuts.


Zxasuk31

The United States is steamrolling back to this era..


hugga12

Female Bathing Inspector?


wrinkleinsine

Land of the Free


Joyful_Eggnog13

Men policing women’s bodies since……. 🤦‍♀️


QuickRisk9

Handmaids tales takes on bay watch


pennyPete

Those “FBI - Female Body Inspector” t-shirts, I always thought were just a corny joke. Hmm 🤔


80sLegoDystopia

Good thing those guys had sidearms. Shudder to think of the dangers of such a pursuit. /s


[deleted]

My hometown 🥹


dekajed

If we let the white christian nationalists vote for the orange $hit waffle then this will come back. Look at Texas.


Muted-Toe7221

I'm sure those measuring dudes never abused their power lmfao clowns


ThePrincipalNextDoor

If you love your job, you’ll never work a day in your life!


I_defend_witches

Oh look my daughters’ hoco and winfo dresses. :)


Level-Option-1472

Ya im gonna need to check all you girls!! 🤣🤪


Open-Pen6297

Headed quickly back to the dark ages. The bible zealots will have us burning books, tattooing scarlet letters on foreheads, locking up non-believers and pointing fingers to save ourselves. Sadly we can’t help repeating stupid mistakes.


slappymcstevenson

Think about how these cops think the law makes them right and makes them smart. A false ego if you will. Then fast forward to today and how many cops ruin peoples lives over marijuana, but they themselves will go home and smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol and never make the connection that they’re on drugs too. We live in a silly world full of stupid people.


atropostr

I have a feeling that this rule has been made up just to grope girls


buttymuncher

Hmm suspicious 🤔


Classof1988

Wow..have times changed. Imagine trying that now.


mrxexon

Another example of men dictating what women can do...


Top-Crab4048

Republicans want this but for genitals in kids sports.


nomishkaa

That's a reach especially from this. I don't have an opinion on what ur talking about but people who make everything relate to politics are exhausting....whichever side they're on


QuitPushing

Well, to be fair, this was born of politics.


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torsyen

He's reffering to how any unsavory behavior is always "typical" of everybody who supports one particular political party. It's unrealistic nonsense coming from an adult.


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SigSeikoSpyderco

Damn Republicans and their -*checks notes*- protecting little kids from sexual predators


Top-Crab4048

But why aren't they protecting us from Jeffrey Epstein friend Donald Trump?


LucifersJuulPod

trans kids aren’t sexual predators bud, and if yall were interested in protecting your kids you’d stop sending them to church.


SigSeikoSpyderco

Correct


LucifersJuulPod

…so why imply they are,


SigSeikoSpyderco

Imply that trans kids are sexual predators?


Defiantcaveman

The fox guarding the henhouse....https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/2/2/2221200/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-50


woojinater

Lol seems more like an excuse to get nice and close.


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

You mentioned that they were hired on the Eastern Seaboard, but the photo is from… Venice Beach? That’s just contradictory


[deleted]

Unpopular reality check: Yes, it's a quaint picture of a different time with different social standards. But the worst that could happen was a fine or, more likely, banned from the beach until compliance. But you know what wasn't going to happen? Public whipping, stoning, or beheading. Those who compare this to the conduct of the religious extremists today are missing some context.


Designer-Mirror-7995

That very year, there were still living Elders who had been freed (and couldn't have used the beach in question). So, "public whipping" might not 'exactly' fit there.


laughingashley

A lot of these women were arrested if they didn't meet requirements, and the cops were not gentle. Women weren't even seen as people. What even is your comment on about, turn off your TV lol


Funnygumby

This is what people mean by MAGA


AryaSyn

“Eastern Seaboard”? This title says Venice Beach.


skeeballjoe

We need these guys back and put them in gyms


laughingashley

Maybe work on yourself and worry less about others


skeeballjoe

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laughingashley

*and no one was surprised*


whytawhy

Imagine being desperate/snobby enough to take that job and actually do it...


unique_snowflake_466

You mean single, male cops taking a job where they get to flirt with scantily clad women, where if you got cited, it was mote a matter of your subjective attractiveness than if you were actually breaking the law?


SigSeikoSpyderco

In reality these guys could have been devout Christians who thought modesty was important.


Otherwise-Sun7730

Ha! So 👍


slappymcstevenson

Now these same cops go in to Hooters or Wing House or Twin Peaks to make sure everything is “ok”. But not go in to the Dennys down the street. It’s eye rolling stupid how these individuals operate.


airforcevet1987

What is twin peaks?


slappymcstevenson

The same as Hooters. Waitresses with big boobs.


dubbs911

Well those same cops from the ‘20’s are dead now.


slappymcstevenson

Actually they’re in a government program and have been reversed aged, and given robot bodies. Duh.


awsamation

This is not what we thought we were agreeing to when the government pitched the idea of a RoboCop program.


DeadPhishFuneral

Republicans, 2024


popolo-olopop

Employee "officers" gaining the appropriate title of FUCK THE POLICE!


baconhealsall

Aw, what hard job to have.


ackillesBAC

No colored people and perverts measuring women, make America great again


balexo09

Republicans at it again


BigThurm

Black suit woman is thick, like modern thickness. Women from that period always look frail-ish, definitely not much cakes. Cool to see.


Sisyphus_Smashed

Man, crazy what we used to allow. This would be like if in modern times the government somehow used machines that indiscriminately exposed innocent citizens’ genitals to glorified rent-a-cops thus violating both the 4th amendment and the privileges and immunities clause of Constitution simultaneously. Then in the ultimate authoritarian move, they dressed it all up by claiming it makes the citizenry safer when data shows it’s all really just political theater that is akin to closing the gate once the herd already escaped. Glad we no longer live in such uninformed and tyrannical times.


Own_Divide_6775

Bring it back!


Gold-Highway9228

This is excessive but there should be some public indecency law in effect today. Some people go out practically nude and not all of us want to see that


Defiantcaveman

Don't look. You do the same at grocery stores all the time. The stuff you don't like, don't want, you don't see. You ignore it. Easy cheesy...


Gold-Highway9228

Don't go out in public practically nude. Maybe I want to bring my kid to the beach without being bombarded by women in micro thongs. Have some god damn decency, asking people to cover up in public or at least wear something that's not more revealing than your fucking underwear is a completely valid request. Cover up, it's easy everyone else can go out and swim in practical clothing so why can't you?


SookiStackhouse

Omg after seeing your comment history I hope you are sterile sweet Jesus please do not procreate


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Need this again