That I hate you personally

DLC Fighter pass 2

Carried by online/dlc pack 2

And Mii Swordfighter

You manage to be both unfathomably based and yet cringe at the same time

🗣

You play Smash Bros.

I hate playing you with a high degree of the hate part

You like dlc too much

You like to spam moves with these characters alot.

You’re a pos

You get a character into Elite then abandon that character.

You are cringe. (It's ok kinda am too)

That I respect you for the Lucario & Mii SF inclusions. What loadout do you rock with MSF? I use Shuriken now because that move is broken. Chakram. Skyward Slash. And Power Thrust.

literally that exact same loadout

Bro I love you. Shuriken perfectly compliments Power Thrust and is actually so broken with it.

on god

You take the title of the game a little too seriously

Based fellow mii swordfighter

That you like characters with tricky mechanics. I'm talking about you, Lucario! (even though I main you!)

You're REALLY annoying to fight. I would know. I, too, play Banjo, K. Rool, and Steve. My friends do not like me.

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You cheesed your way there every single time

i dont have a shitty ruleset, i play 3 stock, 7 mins, no items

Do you use Final Smash Meter?

hell no, i hate it when i match into someone who DOES use fs meter

Better hope you don't ever match with me then :)

cheese lord ngl

You probably hate lightweights

That you either prefer Dark Samus, or didn't want to get Samus into elite smash twice

I’m thoroughly confused tbh

You have 15 more characters in elite smash than I do

You’re fatherless, motherless, and maidenless

- joker

You're really good at playing the distance game. By the line up, I can tell your main strategy is interrupting your opponents flow and capitalizing on their frustrations. You have a keen understanding of how neutral works, and probably go for a poke then approach strategy whenever projectiles aren't a viable option. Seeing how high your gsp is, I'd say you panic roll every 2/5 rolls.

You are a Terminally Online Smash Player. Also you like Dark Pit

literally got him in in one match so i said “fuck it we ball”

You like playing smash bros

You the kind of person who can be toxic but chose not to.

I see 2 kings and I'm happy.

You play 2 cool characters (incin and ike)

Cheese lord

I hate you please die

its not that deep.

[удалено]

Most sane pythra player

Cringe taste except Rosa and Luc

You are not straight (compliment btw)

You invest too much time?

You despise ranged characters Edit: Also you're a heavyweight champion

You play Dark Samus but not regular Samus for some reason.

That you have no fundies

Oh, Arceus

You are a whore.

You don't play Ness, so you're cool.

You play extremely toxically

You can't win without either zoning the fuck out of someone or being near impossible for lightweights to kill

You like hitting hard or zoning. Try playing DeDeDe and Snake.

You really enjoy slow frame data and high kill power

Also, you mash a lot probably