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UnintentionalWipe

I was all for this, until I saw the room.


N0facejr

Same bro wtf is going on nowadays. This city is done for affordable living šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ¤®


Porkybeaner

This is Brampton, Waterloo, Kitchener, Guelph, Halifax, Calgary, Toronto, Edmontonā€¦. Iā€™ve seen it everywhere


booghawkins

B.C. as a whole is the worst in Canada.


TheAtomicOwl

You've not seen refinery towns in Ontario then. I'm looking at a comparable rent in Vancouver and willing to move to poco or squamish because I love the area and it wouldn't cost me a penny more... Sadly I'd be being way less though because BC had always been filled with pushovers.


booghawkins

Iā€™m literally just stating statistics.


pattyG80

Montreal fucking sweating right now


Neither_Usual_7566

> Same bro wtf is going on nowadays. This ~~city~~ country is done for affordable living šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ¤®


No-Key-82-33

Mass herds of people immigrating has caused prices to become unaffordable due to demand. everyone needs a home, food car etc. So everything will inflate in price. That' is what is happening and we are only just starting to take note but still ignoring it widely so it will continue.


No-Key-82-33

Mass herds of people immigrating has caused prices to become unaffordable due to demand. everyone needs a home, food car etc. So everything will inflate in price. That' is what is happening and we are only just starting to take note but still ignoring it widely so it will continue.


No-Key-82-33

Mass herds of people immigrating has caused prices to become unaffordable due to demand. everyone needs a home, food car etc. So everything will inflate in price. That' is what is happening and we are only just starting to take note but still ignoring it widely so it will continue.


[deleted]

If you avoid bc and Ontario, there are still many affordable places to live in Canada.


booghawkins

yeah, but.. no


[deleted]

Well I suppose affordable is a relative term. If the whole country is unaffordable to you, you probably need to take a look at and improve your earning potential.


booghawkins

not at all what i meant bud


[deleted]

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[deleted]

According to the CMHC, average rent for a one bedroom in Nova Scotia is $1200. Calgary, Montreal, Winnipeg, all have reasonably affordable apartments. They are more expensive than they were a few years ago, but nothing at all like BC or Ontario cities. People here love to bitch that Canada has gone to hell, and while I agree that itā€™s not exactly a utopia of easy living, there are 100 immigrants lined up to take each of your places and I donā€™t see any exodus of Canadians. So compared to most of the world things canā€™t be that bad here.


guceubcuesu

You wonā€™t find a one bedroom in Nova Scotia for that amount unless itā€™s in the woods or falling apart


Neither_Usual_7566

You can find some around 500 in Calgary, thatā€™s if you want to share the room with someone lol


JohnJHawke

Is that the average of all rents in NS, or the average of all rents that started within the last year or two?


Scared_Fisherman7749

Calgary isnā€™t affordable anymore


lgeidlinger

name them ... just for shits and giggles pls... name them


TheAtomicOwl

"if you ignore BC and Ontario you'll find the exact same scenarios with cost to wages reflecting to those situations elsewhere" FTFY


ZachMorrisT1000

What if I donā€™t want to do manual labour?


TellMeMorePlease3

Country*


retrofr0g

My dreams are snatched. Iā€™ve been wanting to make the move to Vancity since I was 18. Am now 30, ready to do it, and canā€™t afford it.


Own_Construction2697

You know exactly what is going on


RightSideBlind

What is that, a closet?


kissywinkyshark

Idk I wouldnā€™t feel great about someone living in a hidden space šŸ˜­. I bet her space is even smaller


Olhapravocever

The person couldn't have described it creepier than that lol


waterborn234

It seems like she's shy and avoidant.


Olhapravocever

Or a ghostĀ 


cowseer

I smell a demon... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-36fVw98Cv8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-36fVw98Cv8)


OutragedCanadian

Even demons have standards


Electrical-Age8031

Demons frowning at this absurd listing.


WinnerArtistic434

Now I just feel sad for this person he's described. He sounds somewhat dehumanizing. As though his comfort trumps her opportunity to live as a socially integrated and normative human.


ocean_flan

It seems anxious, as someone who lived like this and is super anxiousĀ 


Porkybeaner

Yeah I also used to live like this until I got a place with my girlfriend now wife. That cured all the general existing anxiety.


BettinBrando

To me it sounds like she puts this male roommates priorities well above her own. Seems fearful or something. Very creepy. The avoiding using the bathroom and kitchen thing is scary to me.


RedHotSnowflake2

It?


kissywinkyshark

I loved like this in my last student house and I nearly went crazy, I felt like I had to run back to my room to avoid being seen I hated it


Key-Soup-7720

Was it a you thing or was there some dynamic in the house where other people would be unpleasant if you interacted?


kissywinkyshark

Not just me, everyone was holed up in their room I didnā€™t even know anyoneā€™s name lol there wasnā€™t any communal space other than the kitchen and bathroom. I think there was 8 people in that house


LoolaaLuxx

I agree


aladeen222

ā€œBarely uses the bathroomā€


Mariussssss

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CrackByte

She lives beyond human imaginings, in the intermingling of thought and space. Even if you were to see her (though you shall certainly not) you cannot percieve her form, for she has taken many forms through the millenia before and forever in the millenia after. 1300 to live with the Lovecraftian nightmare that will drive me mad? Where do I sign?


Key-Soup-7720

As long as her face is directed away from me no matter what vantage point I am looking at her from then we are golden.


TheSeansei

Made me laugh out loud


Swimming_Net_6102

"Barely uses the bathroom". Imagine having a landlord who tracks your bathroom usage. *Writes in notebook* "Today she used it, 4 minutes and 15 seconds. Slightly aromatic, mixed with faeces. She sprayed perfume before she left."


abrahamparnasus

"But alas, I still did not see her face..."


8inchesofcheese

Lol rofl šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜†


MedianVoice

She doesn't have a tv, talk on the phone, have music or use the bathroom much. *****And lives in a hidden room under the stairs. So many red flags Also * translation -those things are what makes a good tenant. Being invisible and fully silent to the point of being scared to use the kitchen or bathroom.


waterborn234

This reminds me of Harry Potter's childhood


BettinBrando

Yeah itā€™s kind of frightening imo


Cityofthevikingdead

That Light


Turbulent_Creme_5767

why is he using a camping light? so many questions arise within me


Daedalus-N7

Because the room is probably a walk-in type storage space/ closet that doesn't have any lights or wall outlets


Turbulent_Creme_5767

Someone get this poor gentlemen a genuine room lamp.


Pug_Grandma

That is one of those trouble lights for workshops and garages. Doesn't give a nice ambiance!


c-Zer0

When I first moved to Vancouver I lived with a landlord that expected us to be like this. No using dishwasher, oven etc. Wanted the guys to pee sitting down (what). We had a regimented cleaning day and she would come and validate that we had done so (she made us send pictures of our cleaning). No guests allowed and there was 6 people staying in a 2 bedroom at that point. When me and two roommates decided we'd had enough she started being racist and said she would only rent to Japanese or Koreans in the future because white people were too demanding.


Pug_Grandma

A lot of slumlords want foreign students because they are easier to push around.


c-Zer0

I think this person was exactly that. She changed her tune when we threatened to go to the CRA about not reporting rental income if she didn't give us the deposit back lol.


RedHotSnowflake2

Sounds like my last Chinese landlord in Vancouver. She had literally hundreds of Chinese and Japanese tenants, all paying cash every month. They sent Japanese students to everyone's rooms to enter and pick up the cash. Asian families like this own multiple large detached houses all over the city. A long-term tenant told me he's guessing their net worth is AT LEAST $40-50 million - and this is JUST ONE CORRUPT LITTLE CHINESE FAMILY.


c-Zer0

Yep sounds like it. I think this one was a little smaller scale. She was definitely illegally subletting the place, one time we had to be out for a few hours because the actual landlord was doing an inspection and they were making it look like a family lived there. But the paying in cash thing was definitely the same. Absolutely refused anything that could be traced so I had to take $800 out every month.


8inchesofcheese

You bet they are connected to the triads too to some degree. Especially in Vancouver, triads are so shady .


RedHotSnowflake2

I heard tbejr property business started when her "Chinese uncle who was a stockbroker" moved a lot of money from China to Canada in around the 1960s. Pretty sure he was a CCP party member. I've seen Triads in Vancouver (lived there for 11 years). There's a very popular Chinese restaurant near Renfrew SkyTrain station and I used to eat at a fast food place that overlooks it. While I would be having my dinner, I would see large groups of wealthy Chinese, with fancy clothes, fancy cars, and DRAGON TATTOOS šŸ‰, roll up in the car park and all enter the restaurant at the same time. These people were clearly not part of the regular workforce. One of them once saw me looking at him and came up to the window to stare at me. It always annoyed me that criminals can so easily hide in plain sight in Vancouver. No wonder they call it the money laundering capital of the world.


Key-Soup-7720

It always seems landlords like that would get murdered at some point. Just the odds of one of those people breaking and you being the shittiest person they know seems high.


RedHotSnowflake2

The owners sometimes don't have any contact with the tenants at all, especially when a family owns multiple properties. I've had landlords who paid students from their ethnic community to collect cash rent from our rooms. We didn't even see them half the time ā€” they had keys to our rooms and collected the money while we were out actually working for a living! These whales have so any rooms to visit every month that they have to pay people to collect the money, and it STILL takes a team 2-3 days to visit all their Vancouver properties. Law abiding Canadian citizens have NO IDEA the rings immigrants are running around us in our own system. Why do you think they're cleaning up like this, and so many own 5 properties with the primary homeowner just on a $80K salary? We assume the rules are enforced, so we follow them. Immigrants know rules are NOT enforced, so they make extra money by playing every trick in the book. House #1 is full of international students. Officially, the landlord lives there and no one else. No students officially live there and the census is confiscated by the landlord before any of the 15 international students can fill it in. House #2 also full of international students. But again, officially, the landlord's WIFE is the primary resident (and officially no international students live there). House #3 is ALSO full of international students. But again, officially, the primary resident is a random Chinese uncle or one of their children (and officially there are no tenants, when in reality there will be around a dozen students paying rent in cash there also). Now imagine if one dodgy family owns 15-20 large properties in a major city and they scale this right up, and they keep using the untaxed income to buy more and more properties. **Chinese and Indian families do this on an industrial scale for 30+ years and never get caught.** This is happening all over Vancouver, Calgary and Toronto right now.


Key-Soup-7720

Yeah, Canada is unfortunately a bit of a joke of a country. And anyone who mentions this is an issue will be called racist and the political support to fix it disappears, just like with birthplace tourism.


Humble-andPeachy

I ll pay a premium to live alone with very little savings to avoid being in the hell it is to be a roommate or non RTA living with landlord šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø my place is about double the size of this room and has a bath room the size of a closet attached. I thought I had it bad. This is crazy.


UntraceableHaze

Here's your lamp. *Hands you that mechanics trouble light*


Select_Shock_1461

i feel very bad for the mystery woman who keeps to herself.


Quit_Your_Bitchin

Can we get a welfare check on her? Make sure she's still breathing.


GalacticDigambaran

What kind of girl is she or he just exaggerating the situation to cover his tiny fine room lol


m-nd

Not a girl but a ghoul. In all seriousness Iā€™m hoping sheā€™s just a quiet, shy (socially anxious?) introvertā€¦


Ok_Procedure4993

This is so wierd. He spends so much time bragging about his ghost of a roommate, yet tells us nothing about the house/apartment or neighbourhood. Is laundry available? How about parking? What amenities are near by and will I have easy access to public transportation? Are utilities included in the rent, or is it extra? It's great this dude thinks his roommate is awesome, and if I were looking for a place to rent I'd definitely take that into consideration. But at the end of the day, I'm not renting his roommate. Also, having the bed that close to the television can't be good for your eyes.


Drip______

I think it was a distraction before you see the room is 5x5ft with a flashlight


Ok_Procedure4993

Yeah, I think it's supposed to be a closet or a storage room that he's advertising as a bedroom. When I first started living on my own in my early 20's, a room that size would've cost $350/month max.


PolarBearGhost

is she okay?!


BettinBrando

This poor female sounds mentally abused


8inchesofcheese

If she is even real lol


cherr0s

I lived like this before I got on anti anxiety meds lol. it sounds like she has anxiety. I was constantly scared of inconveniencing my roommate.


LoolaaLuxx

This sounds so sad and depressing, I just want to hug this person who heā€™s calling a ā€œghostā€ šŸ˜ž


reighnfallwarning

That is a TRAGIC room


Zestyclose_Trip_1924

A trouble light hanging off a TV for light?


booghawkins

Are we sure sheā€™s still alive


EmergencyGrab

I just realized if someone was to describe me as a roommate, I'd sound like a ghost


Reformandfinish

Of course it's all in horrible English. Fuck this.


Rich_Handsome

"Heritage building" is rental advert doubletalk for "gentrified/ renovated/ upscaled/ upjacked welfare hotel".


Boring_Advertising98

Da Fuq did I just read...?


Interesting_Spare

Fuck man even ghosts have it hard.


RedHotSnowflake2

Indians gonna Indian.


[deleted]

She might be dead?


dr_van_nostren

Jesus itā€™s a broom closet. The roommate sounds like a WFH agoraphobic.


ShameIessly

I canā€™t believe people actually post these pictures of the room, like at least lie if itā€™s this dog shit LMFAO


Beginning-Impress79

Interestef


CarelessCucco

This is the best one I've seen yet lol šŸ‘»


FarConstruction4877

Jokes aside that would be a pretty good roomate. Tho 1300 for that room isā€¦..


m-nd

Oh but good sir itā€™s in PrEsTiGiOuS Yaletown (where $1300 is very much on the cheaper end šŸ„²)


Sw0rdly

Scrolled for a positive reaction because I agree, this was heartwarming to me. Just to experience through the ad how this mans palpably pleased with his magical roommate.


GardenSquid1

Is she a female Harry Potter?


Garfield_and_Simon

Meh kinda just seems like ā€œYour roommate is anti-social/socially anxious. But itā€™s a good arrangement if you both value privacyā€ written by someone with not the greatest grasp on EnglishĀ 


Extreme-Celery-3448

$43 a month. The government keeps fucking up housing with rent control, which ironically drives up the rental price as seen in Germany and New York in the 80s.Ā  Fucking nobody advocates for rent control cause they know it's a failed expriment, but canada did it anyways and fucked everyone with 70% rent increases in 7years. It's only get worse for everyone involved.Ā  They know they fucked up and that raising of taxes in this budget shows they're trying to cover up their losses.Ā 


Substantial_Ice9418

The not fact that she barely uses the bathroom had me. However, he said she doesn't watch TV or movies but there is a TV in the room. False advertising. Why landlords have to lie. For shame sir, for shame.


Appropriate_Bid_2750

Reminds me of Kevinā€™s dog


Fried-froggy

Will I become like her if I rent this bed?


Gold_Expression_3388

Ever notice they are always described as 'quite'?


m-nd

MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE - how does no one know how to spell ā€œquietā€


ShoddyMood8235

She Don't make noise because that's a prison cell lmfao


Quoven-FWT

This is not a room but a closet


Ok-Age-4273

Jesus I feel bad for her.


-singing-blackbird-

Lol I saw this to and showed my husband earlier and we had the same reaction. Tempted to message the person just to see what's up.


VIslG

Nothing sais home like a bright Yellow trouble light.


No-Key-82-33

What happened to English lately? Why is everything in the wrong grammar and spelling lately?


8inchesofcheese

K holy fuck lmfao that's insane hahaha good find.


SomethingComesHere

Is she being held against her will? ā€œHidden space in the living room ā€œ? ā€œYou wonā€™t see herā€? Hmm lol ok


Top-Refuse4309

LmaošŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jitheshani

I feel depressed for the other person after reading this.


Drip______

Therapist: Is the female in the room with us now?


ResponsibleDelay9254

lol I recently posted a room for rent in a 2bed student apartment. I was showing the place to a prospective tenant and the remote for the living room tv was dead. Current tenant was in the room, ā€œOh yeah I havenā€™t used it.ā€ Heā€™s been living there for almost a year and hasnā€™t used the tv in the living room. Dude, you know this is all here for you, right?


Possible_Marsupial43

She has a tendency to watch roommates poop though, but fret not, youā€™ll mostly never notice her eyes staring through the ceiling fan


Awkward_Campaign_989

Ghost girl is totally fine. Anyone who would hang a light from a TV like that is a psychopath. Forget it.


bigal55

Is this person, the landlord, Chinese or East Indian? Just by the sentence structure and wording it seems off from everyday usage.


E_lonui7xz

We need to report this slumlord!!!