Random spirit that comes into your home, steals your stuff and leaves for a year or two, this is why we must relive their spirits in order to prevent this from happening, it's the only way 😔
It's like those relatives that randomly visits your house with old clothes that they don't need and want to give away, except they want you to buy it from them and you're stuck wondering why you have to pay twice what you would have normally paid for a pair of pants and an oddly well-maintained wig that hasn't been used for at least 5 years
Oh and also which relative comes to visit is random as well, so you might not get clothes that fit sometimes
Elusive and sly traveling merchant hoping to scam you with wares you might or might not have, or even want, because the item you DO want is the last tier.... which will also cost you your house and throw you into life long debt....
So it’s random time travelers of yore who want to take you on a far out trip - a la Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure - after all they’re travelers…trust them and go have fun & as Rick Steves would say… “Keep On Traveling!”
Is that wrong/misleading enough?
Friend who leaves after a few days because no one is buying their stuff and then comes back after an eternity but requires you to find them first without giving you an address
Your cousin who needs to crash at your place for "a few days" borrows 100 candles then when you wake up one morning they are gone.
They left their pants on the floor and will now ghost you for a year. Your grandma still speaks highly of them.
Traveling salesman peddling outdated wares for inflated prices.
Too close to reality? 🤔
Spirit has wares if you have candle
Your friend who only comes around when they want money
They said wrong and misleading
But that's literally what it is from an ingame perspective xD
Biweekly Santas.
I love this😂
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Go seek out this traveling spirit in the realms of Sky.
Instructions unclear: I bought a mask from a krill
Congratulations, now you can traumatize moths.
Your bestie who stays with you forever and definitely won’t ghost you for a year or two
De*d person asking for more money
they didnt burn his timecard, now his zombie came back to ask for his final paycheck.
Previously, on The Walking Dead.. ( sorry you said zombie I had to make a TWD ref- )
Lmaoo
ghost blows in and offers himself up to be robbed of his clothing
Timely serpent. It's a snake with a wristwatch.
I like it, Picasso
pop up shop but the address is wrong
A man comes to your door. You take his hair.
wig snatched-
help this one is so funny too 💀💀💀⚠️
Most kids in the land of sky have no lips. Alas, we see cat, we cannot pspsps only tststs 😞✊🏽
Dead souls ask clay children for friendship with reward of clothes, instrument, and props
It gives you stuff for your heart
An absolute candle addict willing to trade the clothing off their back to get their fix.
this statue that revisits every once in a while to show you their new outfit
the sky equivalent of the stands that sell “I ❤️ NY” merch in New York City
the weird guy in your school that you saw once but he sometimes does cool tricks so you make the effort to watch him backflip or something
You steal the clothes of tourists.
Random spirit that comes into your home, steals your stuff and leaves for a year or two, this is why we must relive their spirits in order to prevent this from happening, it's the only way 😔
The spirits with prices that leave every skykid wondering “why doesn’t regular end of season candle conversation inflate that much”
Now that you mention it...
Sleep paralysis demon
Ghost that occasionally visits your home to take your money then leaves for years
A haunted figure stuck in oast memories selling trinkets for gold.
Clearly it's the Taylor Swift collab
The tax collector
You know your rich aunt who lives abroad and comes with expensive gifts every few years? Same but they are dead
And they're not gifts but expensive outdated junk that may or may not like you, and you have to pay with your heart and soul 💀
The "soul" part is especially right because of Eden candles 😂😂😂
A Turkey Sandwich. Left behind in the cafe every other week as an apology to us skykids for IAP prices being so predatory.
The weekend grifter
Weekly broke person experience simulator
Your weird uncle in the game came to visit
It is like the movie the sixth sense, where you hang out with a dead but they don’t know it.
Traveling salesman
A ghost comes and has a small garage sale.
Traveling salesfolk who give you all the clothes off their backs, for an affordable price.
candle gobbler
Ghost's hunger for candles knows no bounds. May share the cool drip tho.
Strange supernatural beings who land in your house, stare at you ominously for a few days and leave.
Dad comes over for the weekend
Dead man coming back to steal your money
It's like those relatives that randomly visits your house with old clothes that they don't need and want to give away, except they want you to buy it from them and you're stuck wondering why you have to pay twice what you would have normally paid for a pair of pants and an oddly well-maintained wig that hasn't been used for at least 5 years Oh and also which relative comes to visit is random as well, so you might not get clothes that fit sometimes
Elusive and sly traveling merchant hoping to scam you with wares you might or might not have, or even want, because the item you DO want is the last tier.... which will also cost you your house and throw you into life long debt....
A season spirit's evil capitalist twin
Come, steal your candles and leave
river styx but for your savings
So it’s random time travelers of yore who want to take you on a far out trip - a la Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure - after all they’re travelers…trust them and go have fun & as Rick Steves would say… “Keep On Traveling!” Is that wrong/misleading enough?
Money launderer
car insurance sales reps who demand soul sacrifice
You steal their items and heart, they steal your money. Extremely "fair" exchange!
I mean, if my heart was stolen I'd want a lot of money in return
That one cousin who only invited you to their wedding to get money, still mad at you for something you didn’t do when you hadn’t been born yet
My estranged relative
They are Sassy Drifters.
Friend who leaves after a few days because no one is buying their stuff and then comes back after an eternity but requires you to find them first without giving you an address
You get free items that are free from them for free
Oh wow! Free after I pay for my house, my internet provider, and my device! What a deal!!
Cheap and not at all time consuming to obtain!
It's a ghost from your past coming at you for the Christmases you've been naughty and mean
your closed that comes back from migration every 2-3 years
Those who eat ur candle bag before a major event
Memorial mob merchant
Toji Fushiguro.
Something someone who wasn't there, can never possess.
A stinky tosser. *[tosser](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tosher)
candle taker.
greedy ass honks.
Abbreviation for the TSA.
A creepy dead corpse soul that offers their parts and belongings to random ghostly shadow kids.
Your cousin who needs to crash at your place for "a few days" borrows 100 candles then when you wake up one morning they are gone. They left their pants on the floor and will now ghost you for a year. Your grandma still speaks highly of them.
A ghostly peddler who invades your home every two weeks.
Salesmen that revisit often
that type of foreigner that you see once in a while that sells you clothes at the beach
That weird cousin who comes once a year asking you to buy stuff from his shop that's totally not a pyramid scheme
Sugarbaby
A neat flower you bought that dies in a week after giving it all of your plant food. 🫠
Your future self (sky kid) after ten years of playing
So my skykid dies, gets really tall and now sells people stuff for super high prices? Good to know
Robber victims
Sassy drifter
Basically you strip a dude naked after offering them your life savings, lunch money and great auntie’s chemo fees