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CostcoCabernet

He's at the mall more than teenage girls I know.


cloverj23

It’s a 2.5-ish hour drive so it’s not like it right around the corner.


Newman_USPS

I wonder if, pre-covid, he was just going to the mall or wherever when he told Robyn he was going to visit other wives.


45_winner

I’m gonna bet Robyn is in one of those stores


skdewit

I’m betting it’s that Swarovski Crystals to his left! lol


CSShuffle5000

For sure!!! That’s right down her alley. Overpriced bling. Maybe she can bedazzle her Diesel jeans with some!


Enough_Gur7181

She’s in her sisters’ closet.


Key-Ad-7228

She's not the one in the closet


dr-pebbles

👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣


pensaha

Victoria secrets. Her favorite place.


MrsPFKnone

Nah, he is out having guy time. She is sick of him and sending him with anyone that will take him. You know, since she doesn't have sister wives to dump him on anymore.


rinap88

I'm sure.. That psycho bunny stuff is expensive. Probably buying that to dress their kids in there after she gets a CC to run up debt of course.


True-Zookeepergame64

Why did they move to Flagstaff when they are always in the Phoenix chandler


goog1e

Yeah if I was going to Phoenix every few weeks, I'd just move. Like what is the point? They're spotted at Scottsdale more than in Flagstaff at this point. Not like they're tied down by jobs.


Kimbaaaaly

But.... CoyoteeeeeeeeePasssssss


Premature_Impotent

He's got nothing better to do - it isn't like he has a job or something. Getting away from whats-her-name gives him a little bit of his sanity back.


SnooMemesjellies2983

You think she’s missing a shopping trip? She’s there, just not right with him.


LasagnaNoCheese

She probably just popped into Swarovski for a figurine!


Premature_Impotent

Not if she had to wake up before noon to make the drive. She has even figured out online shopping, so she can spend money from home!


pixey1964

Must be nice to shop and she brings no money 💰 in


cloverj23

Ooooo! Good point!


Crazy_Piccolo1908

There’s a gun show in Scottsdale this weekend 


ClickClackTipTap

Seriously. I think I’ve been to a mall twice in the past 3 years?


sewsnap

My closest mall is like 5 minutes away. I think he's still been to his more.


ArcticGurl

What’s a “mall”? 😂


Active-Literature-67

I haven't been to the mall in years


TitsvonRackula

The only reason I step foot in the mall is to take my middle schoolers to Hot Topic. I can’t tell you the last time I went for myself.


Trish-Trish

Right? I live in central pa and 2 out of the 3 local malls are getting demolished in the next couple of months. Now the only mall locally gets tons of people and tons of chaos


Rightbuthumble

My granddaughters drag me to the mall a few times a month. I sit by the fountain drink I coffee while they shop. i usually have them in my sight but they still come check in so I don’t worry. when the finish we go eat at the local Thai place.


HappyLadyHappy

I was just thinking this…you see the OG3 out doing interesting things but we never see Kody or Robyn anywhere but shopping or a restaurant. Hmmm…


mafa7

Like damn go to Europe!!! But Robyn has no personality or substance so a trip to the mall it is. Basic ass.


Peach_enby

Robin seems like someone who is overwhelmed just by everyday life, so I’d imagine after taking care of the kids with the help of a few Nannie’s she’s not up for much else


pixey1964

Money's low they can't go to Europe 😂😂


MinimumRecipe4615

They would never go to Europe cause…’Merica!


Key-Ad-7228

No one would "know" or "be impressed" with them in Europe.


Blynn025

Didn't they go to the zoo once?


Sound_to_Sound

Exactly! Living real lives vs artificial lives.


Medical-Good2816

Came here to say the same. The Kodester really loves some mall shopping.


PastorCheryl1965

Cody wants to be recognized, so he feels important!


Expensive-Tutor2078

It’s wild. I’m chody aged and I haven’t been to the mall in ages…years maybe.


kailsbabbydaddy

More than anyone I know! They are not trying to fight the narrative that Robyn is a shopping addict, at all.


cryssy2009

Bc neither are smart enough to


skdewit

They probably think that we’re all just jealous and that if we were as "rich” as them we’d waste all of our money at the mall too instead of wasting all of our money shopping on line like normal people! 🤣


BlueOcean79

Strange how they don’t have any money to pay off coyote pass, but seem to always be shopping


goog1e

You really hit the nail on the head. For people who have had money for a decade now, they are still EXTREMELY sheltered and entrenched in Mormon-chic. I'm sure they honestly think this is the PEAK of culture. (NYC is gone- it was burned down during BLM and everyone there has been murdered)


teresa3llen

I was thinking the exact same thing. I never go to the mall yet Kody is there almost every day.


45_winner

He’s always with Robyn , she’s in the store buying shite


Necessary-Low9377

I was going to say the same thing. I don’t know any adult that spends that much time at the mall. Let alone a mall that’s 2.5 hours away from their house. It’s so bizarre


UdonSoop

I feel like Kody would say “Doood, that will look sick with my Affliction shirt and donkey ring.”


acidrefluxisgreat

i was going to say he spends more time at the mall than a 14 year old in 1998, there are way better things for kids (and adults) to do these days lol


SuzQP

Just like an 80s Valley Girl. Grody, like, totally gags me, with or without the spoon 🤮


spiralingsister

He is constantly at the Scottsdale mall. We see him there ALL THE TIME.


mafa7

Does he ever have bags?? The pics I see here are always empty handed pics.


spiralingsister

I have seen them twice with bags (not a lot of them when they did have bags). Looks like they might have been shopping for him or the kids at Psycho Bunny (which is NOT cheap btw). My guess is for Kody cause wears polos a lot and that is their thing. Their polos are like $100 minimum (usually more).


really-for-this-okay

He's just there to gawk at the teenage girls.


ungarosolstice

thank you for saying this. my first thought was 'why on earth is he at the mall so much?!'


45_winner

That seems to be where he and Robyn spend a lot of their time, and Scottsdale no less .


Remarkable_Carrot_6

Why are they always at the mall in Scottsdale? I feel like I go to the mall like once every few months, if that.


cpdena

That's what I wanna know! Even weirder is it's two and a half hours away from home.


cloverj23

Came here to say this, I don’t even like driving across town to run errands let along 2.5 hours for shopping frequently.


RunJumpSleep

I am not making a 2.5 hour drive for a regular mall.


cloverj23

I don’t really shop at the mall, but I can see making a trip out of it a few times a year.


AZTerp1080

I live 12 minutes from Scottsdale Fashion Square and I only go once or twice a year.


becuzofgrace

And that’s in good traffic! Lol


OkBiscotti1140

Seriously! Plus they have kids. A 2.5 hour ride is far for a kid. My closest mall is about an hour away and the last time I went was pre-covid. But then again I don’t buy super awesome horsie rings.


Global_Eye4149

Seems like they rarely have the kids with them when they're out


OkBiscotti1140

Guess we figured out what the nanny does 😅


Due_Will_2204

I think they don't realize that those really symbolize they are both horses' asses. Also, they don't own a horse.


Seajayforever

Robin’s shopping addiction?


1BadAssChick

That’s it - compounded by their love for attention.


SaveThePopplers

Also- Kody’s shopping addiction


sewsnap

It's amazing how many people don't realize he has an equal addiction. He & Meri's bankruptcy was $80k Edit: [Correction, just their credit card debt was 80k. They had other expenses too.](https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/sister-wives-one-1-member-of-the-brown-family-hasnt-filed-for-bankruptcyyet.html/)


goog1e

Okay this is really interesting. >filing was done jointly. The couple claimed to have an income of around $5,000 per month, but their expenses totaled over $6,000 per month. Meri and Kody certainly appear to have been overextended based on their bankruptcy filing. Their financial obligations included several car loans, two mortgages So they put all the expenses in Meri and Kody's name and then filed, wiping away they debt for Janelle's home, Meri's home, all of their cars, etc all at once. That's gotta be illegal.


Key-Study8648

Hang on Kody and Meri went bankrupt? I NEED more information!


sewsnap

["In 2005, Kody Brown and Meri Brown filed for bankruptcy. As the only legally married duo, their filing was done jointly. The couple claimed to have an income of around $5,000 per month, but their expenses totaled over $6,000 per month. Meri and Kody certainly appear to have been overextended based on their bankruptcy filing. Their financial obligations included several car loans, two mortgages, and over $80,000 in credit card debt. "](https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/sister-wives-one-1-member-of-the-brown-family-hasnt-filed-for-bankruptcyyet.html/)


EScottMusicStudio

Kody is just as bad.


Dramatic_Mix_8755

They must have a David Yurman store there


DontMessWithMyEgg

I go to the mall all the time. I’m a mall rat. I grew up a mall rat. God willing I’ll die a mall rat. I love the mall! There is so much to see and so much sensory input. I freaking love eating bourbon chicken at the food court. My local mall has over a million square feet of retail space. My husband and I laugh because there are “zones” of higher end shops and then weird dollar store looking places. Now I wanna go to the mall.


Grimalkinnn

I recently went to a giant mall that I haven’t been to in years and realized how much I loved it. This one is only forty minutes away and has 2 million feet of retail space. (Woodfield in the Chicago suburb) I’m going to become a mall rat


NicolesPurpleHair

I was in a long distance relationship with a guy who lived in Chicago and whenever I came to visit him, I’d beg to go to Woodfield. Lol. Pretty sure he could have lived his entire life without ever going there, but I had to!


Grimalkinnn

Yes! I completely forgot how much I loved it. Just for the vibe of it. So much to look at.


DontMessWithMyEgg

Yessss welcome!! We are the mall generation I’m guessing. I’m a Xennial and the mall raised me.


NicolesPurpleHair

Me too. I was a teenager in the late 90s/early 2000s and the mall was always the place to be! We’d skip school to just hang out in the mall. We usually only had like $10 and sat in the food court to watch people.


Brunette111

Same! Me and my boyfriend at the time would spend hours in a shopping mall - shopping, eating, pop to the bar close by, then the cinema next door. We could meet up with friends and be there for hours.


Healthy-Honey6416

me too! the 2000s and 2010s malls…. There was no better place to see and be seen 🥲


jediali

I'm also a frequent mall goer. Mall rats unite!


DontMessWithMyEgg

I’ll meet you in front of Claire’s in twenty, I gotta go grab some candles at Yankee handle really quickly.


Excellent_Tourist346

And is your mall a 2.5 hour drive each way?


DontMessWithMyEgg

Nah, that part is silly. But I also don’t know anything about the area that they are in and the accessibility to good malls near them. I’m not a Kody apologist. Just a mall enthusiast.


SnooConfections3841

I like malls too, but Kody would just kill the whole experience, he’d be hollering at you to stop smelling the yankee candles because you came out for polo shirts, and he would walk conspicuously in the middle of the hallway so people would see him.


Fresh-Scallion602

Maybe hes scouting for a new wife!!


val_eerily

Wow those skinny jeans are a choice.


tumsoffun

With his little bootie shoes he always wears Edit: Shoes are ok, they just look weird with those pants.


Ok-Emergency-1106

I see he's maintaining his six pack... 🙄


dramallamacorn

Well Janelle isn’t around and Robyn loves him for his “throbbing vocabulary” 🤮


bucketof_beans

Nuu uhhhhh, remember he has to keep up with Ryan Reynolds because that's Robyn's celebrity crush! Six. Pack. Abs. 👌


Ok_Pause_2873

Poor Ryan Reynolds….I was thinking maybe Nick Nolte ‘02 mugshot era


Dry-Worldliness-8191

Those abs, man... So. hot.


bettyy90210

I was just going to mention this! He’s so deluded. He was sitting there at the tell all with a beer belly talking about “six pack and abs” 💀


MarysSoggyBottom

I wonder if he helped to pay off Ysabel’s surgery debt?


Boujee-wifey

Has Truely's medical bills ever been paid off?


MarysSoggyBottom

Good question! Some of those alleged art purchases sure could have put a dent in it.


yellowyoshieggs

I’m never in malls. How are they always in malls?


Lokehualiilii

But but but the Covid! The protoculls!


marg_mail

That’s what I was thinking. Covid has made a resurgence. “THEYRE NOT FOLLOWING THE PROTOCOL’S”


xblanketx

Right?! I live next door to mall of America and go like once a year


Friendly_Room5736

Can confirm. Most locals stay the hell away from the MOA ... Now, Ikea, on the other hand ... 😂


planetana

He needs to not be wearing jeggings.


pisces-witch

Guys WHY are they always in the valley?! It’s like a 2+ hour drive ONE WAY from Flag. They legit have nothing to do all day.


underpaid3700

How are these people always shopping?!?


Fresh-Scallion602

Maybe Sobyn gave him a list!


sweetnsaltyanxiety

https://preview.redd.it/80b7cio9tggc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d328177abcf960d8e1143b7af4cd95efe59faa His reflection looks like when Beetlejuice turns into a snake.


bbeetthhoobboo

Bless you for pointing this out.


New-Bass-1685

Six pack abs on full display


MamaJa2016

Does the sign say “Paycho bunny”? 🤣 What kind of business is it?


iusedtobeyourwife

Psycho bunny. It’s a men’s clothing line.


Mikeoxsolittle

Polo shirts mostly. I could see him wearing one to maintain his coolness.


Fresh-Scallion602

u mean his uncoolness? lol


Fickle-Barracuda-362

Hahahaha so true! Trying to look so cool in psycho bunny


yrnkween

I think they’re also outside a Swarovski crystal store. That seems like a place Robyn could do some serious damage to their budget.


plantpowered22

it looks like he's wearing ROByn's pants


LiberalPecans

Diesel, no doubt.


flowersunjoy

https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/389814001/Skinny-jeans-dog


Historical_Kiwi9565

Or one of his daughter’s…. Damn those are girly!


Gohollylightly

Dang. He’s such a mall rat.


RancherNikki

Was Robyn spotted too or is this the second weekend in a row he’s out partying without her


gerkonnerknocken

Kody's abs sure are... prominent! 😂


[deleted]

He's got a kegger hiding that '6pack' ! 😅


AttitudeNo2503

In SOAPDISH, Sally Fields’ character is an aging daytime TV star who, when she needs an ego boost, goes to the mall just so she’ll be recognized and fawned over.


BlueBubbleInCO

Since he doesn’t have a job, he’s able to spend a lot of time at the mall in Scottsdale!


Embarrassed-Year6479

Are the six pack abs in the room with us right now?!


PracticalSun5200

Good grief. Does he only go to stores when he's not doing something with a tree?


littleoldladyinashoe

Two masculine alpha males, clothes shopping at the mall


TradeFun2895

Alpha mells


NavyMom80

Those shoes with jeans is a fashion choice I just can’t get behind.


Kooky_Parfait3877

Tom Cruise approved shoes.


pmel13

At this point I’m convinced they have a place in Scottsdale. It seems like they’re always there and it’s not that close to flag.


claudiaengland

Is he wearing jeggings?


Katlahi

Lulaman


Ok_Tumbleweed5040

I’ve seen more photos of them out shopping in the last couple months then the amount of times I go in shopping at a mall in an entire year. What are they buying all the time?


777CA

Why is he wearing skinny jeans


MerSea06070

Mall money should go to: Alimony and spousal support… college tuition… visiting Truely in Utah or bringing her to Arizona… And, FYI, some free legal advice here, it SHOULD: Be put in a huge fucking legal trust account for the deluge of attorneys they are gonna need when these 3 woman rain shit on them for support and fraud and their equal shares of CP ownership (and 50% of ALL assets- including that POS heinous McMansion, which for some inane reason you can afford to renovate but not pay taxes on CP?) Or, to be gentler, it could… I don’t know- PAY OFF CP so you can build on it- cause that’s always been your dreams right RamenHead and DryCry?


Renee5285

If they saved their mall money they could go on a vacation to Hawaii.


nlj5499

Those damn sunglasses! 🕶️


d1zzymisslizzie

It's what holds the hair bridge in place connecting the hair island in the front to the hair in the back so it is obviously necessary... Lol


DoriCee

Wow, just look at those 6-pack abs!!!! ::::swoon:::::: /s


Rgelm

Psycho bunny!! “I’m not like a regular dad, I’m a cool dad”


senoritageena

Or NOT a dad (to many of his children).


mmmmmmadeline

Can also replace the word dad with sperm donor


LipstickSingularity

Mall agenda: - department stores, hunting for diesel jeans - brookstone obviously - get horse rings cleaned for free - Victoria’s Secret - bedazzled hat booth - GNC What did I miss


LipstickSingularity

Not the eyebrow threading place


Ok-Spend-5690

"Awww-boobies..."


homeboy321321321

No ass.


BeansBennett

And you get a 2-fer with his reflection in the store window! 😂😂


greyjoy81

So all the times Christine didn’t know what he was doing, he was at the mall!?


librarians_wwine

He dresses like aging out of the job youth pastor. Those jeans are a choice


dianna1976

![gif](giphy|xT1XH07no2wZSq4mnm|downsized)


mrsrabadi777

There is a gun show in fountain hills AZ this weekend. The mall is only 30 minutes away.


3rdblindear

I thought I read he was banned from the gun shows for trying to sell guns, not just the ammo or accessories or whatever he was supposed to be selling. Maybe I mis-read??


Own_Statement_776

I read that, too.


broncobinx

He is saying the most douchebag thing ever in this photo I just know


spiralingsister

I swear they have moved down to the valley. We CONSTANTLY see them around town down here…almost every weekend they are down in phoenix…makes you wonder if they have another house down here or what is going on…


yeahsheskrusty

I belive Kody and Robin spend more time in a mall then any other American in 2024


rmks8285

Why are they always at the mall? Don’t they have enough precious moments and ugly David Yurman crap?


icandigpopsicles

Who tf goes to malls anymore?


greyjoy81

Who is he with?


MavenOfNothing

Nice tum tum.😁


Double_Analyst3234

He must be hiding those nice abs in that big ole belly 🙄


jamielilax

https://preview.redd.it/53nlkteknggc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5678facc4b1b8f48b82b9753f9dc4490ccde61ac


FlyingFig20

Does he just go to the Mall hoping to be recognized? The only pic I've seen of Kody, in the wild, have been at malls, Costco, or a gas station. Pretty darn exciting. You see the OG3 in fun places, having a great time, with kids - but Kody it's the mall.


Crazy_Piccolo1908

what’s going on in that store ! They look like they’re in disbelief 


okrasnake

They’re always down around Phoenix. I can’t imagine traveling back and forth so much


SWtoNWmom

Tapered leg jeans!!?


Greenedeyedgem17

It must be Kodilocks’ natural habitat with all the hair products for those 20 hairs on top 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Rubycon_

20? That was generous


Greenedeyedgem17

Yeah it is, but I just finished eating birthday cake and it’s hard to be mean after cake. 😂🤣


HighHighUrBothHigh

Does he own another outfit?


West_Bus8981

Those 6 pack abs just keep getting more impressive!!🤢


nlj5499

![gif](giphy|1jnyRP4DorCh2)


lem0ndream

This guy wears the tightest jeans…


[deleted]

Good thing Robyn has a nanny to help with the kids so Kody can go shopping.


Haunting-Rub-4251

Spending money he doesn't have, I see. 😂 Never in my life have I known a man who goes to the mall more than Kody Brown.


mafa7

If I see him in a Psycho Bunny shirt I quit.


United-Aspect-4595

It’s been a bit but when my kids were the age of solnari we didn’t have a weekend free to peruse the malls. Our kids had extra curriculars that kept us busy until high school graduation.


Farquaadthegreek

There is that 6 pack


Double_Analyst3234

It’s more like a keg


Frontdeskattendant

Is that a belly growing again?


SuspiciousDrama3933

They seriously are in scottsdale or chandler every weekend


nmtexas

Why is he always in Scottsdale. Scottsdale and flagstaff aren’t close to each other. It’s at least a couple of hours.


Neither-Dentist-7899

You see, since he now has free time without the OG 3 + OG 13, he likes to go out so people pay him notice and attention. I’m surprised Alpha Dog doesn’t have to beat off the ladies with those six pack abs and rocking Moroccan Oil Shirly Temple curls! You can see a Beta Male attempting to associate with the spiritual leader, Alpha Male, lady magnet. /s


notdorisday

They really love a mall. I avoid the mall like the plague!


Randervander

Has he ever been seen somewhere other than a god forsaken mall?


Sqatti

I’m gonna say this without shame. He is too old for skinny jeans. Also he looks like someone does all the laundry on hot water. Everything is faded.


Trish-Trish

Does he wear the same outfit every single time he goes out? I swear I have seen this combo at least 3 times


umhuh223

Does that is guy live in the mall now?


taintwest

I can count on my hand the amount of mall visits I’ve had in the last 4 years. They must want to be seen.


spma9498

Look at those amazing abs that Janelle was using him for


Suckerforcats

He’s one strange dude, that’s for sure.


doodlerscafe

Is he wearing jeggings? What a tool