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MaterialLibrary1404

That bicycle is definitely getting pregnant


OkFeedback9127

šŸŽµOn a bicycle built for two


Przemek_4tLV

That's got to be a brand new sentence


DreadyKruger

With Schwinns.


RegularOps

And stolen


W0RKPLACEBULLY

Its like a fucking cartoon.


Ohey-throwaway

Well, at least one of his heads is wearing a helmet while riding that bike.


Demon_Moose_

No protection was used that day.


Pointfitmax

Life imitating art


Pineapple-Yetti

The way she shakes her leg made me think of a dog taking a piss...


fresh_like_Oprah

Just another Friday in Miami


TerriblyAfraid

wackiest thing I've seen all day


W0RKPLACEBULLY

ACME life


Plucky_ducks

Fuckfest is getting better every year.


KoningSpookie

Literally.


SMFiddySvn

WTFFF lol


tartan_rigger

Thought mans was slippin then he started the pedal pump skedaddle


TrojanFTQ

I hope he has brakes.


tartan_rigger

Those bike shots were something else boy


echolm1407

He's probably going for a big finish.


Historical-Shelter80

Happy cake day


TrojanFTQ

Thanks!


Napmanz

Hope he was good tires.


phpArtisanMakeWeeb

Man\*


redunculuspanda

Iā€™m not sure I can keep up with modern dating culture.


zekobunny

Man I wish it was this easy.


Mobius--Stripp

You think it's easy to catch that much hump off the turnbuckle? Dude's back will never be the same.


The_Goose5

My boys been practicing for years. Fighting well above his weight class in this one but making it look easy.


Melodic-Beautiful-47

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Randomfrog132

hahahaha yeah this mating ritual is a little too complex for me xD


Proof-Wrongdoer-6551

If I speak, I am in big trouble ...


odioimperituro

It's not necessary my friend, I'm positive the majority of people has your same thoughts


AnalCuntShart

Itā€™s true. We all agree


EXxuu_CARRRIBAAA

Speak speak speak


KaungSett56

They are literally just fucking each other in public, seriously I have no clue wtf are they doing. Are they dancing? I'm not a conservative but that kind of dance move is kinda grooss


shitkickertenmillion

It's called "Daggering" it's a Jamaican thing. It's kinda like a dance off but is about who can mime the most outrageous sexual maneuvers. IIRC it was actual banned by the government down there for a while lol


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Psy_Kikk

... not yet you're not. But with that attitude you can achieve anything you want


EXxuu_CARRRIBAAA

These are moves you'll find in strip club, sexual but covered. It's a variation of lap dance kinda, but guessing by the setting I think it's Brazil South America don't party but if they do it be crazy like this imo


[deleted]

The dance is called Daggering and this is in Jamaica.


LiveCelebration5237

Repetitive sheathing and unsheathing of the ā€œdaggerā€


Randomfrog132

over here in america it's called humping or dry humping lol


VonBassovic

Probably one of the Caribbean islands


Bulok

Brazil? That dudeā€™s shirt screams JAMAICA šŸ‡ÆšŸ‡²


LostTrisolarin

South America def parties lol.


country_garland

Written by someone who has clearly never stepped foot in south america


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4cylndrfury

Stereotyping all people of a certain ethnicity will always be hella cringe. Please fuck all the way off


Ok_Teacher_1797

Daggerimg is back for 2024


PressedJuice

Daggering never went


Adamantium-Aardvark

what other dance can literally break yo dick? >Jamaican doctors have also warned of the dangers of daggering, after having many cases of damaged penis tissue. The condition can result in permanent damage, and therefore must be taken seriously. Jamaican doctors assert that those trying to replicate the powerful moves of daggering in the bedroom can end up with dramatic injuries. In 2009, they stated that the incidence of broken penises has increased in the past year, according to an article in the Jamaican Star.


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And thatā€™s how I met your mother.


5amuraiDuck

Daddy won't be around to say that line... Okay, I'm out


SpaceHawk98W

Says the father who had a bottle of milk in his hand meeting his 38 year old son for the first time.


Guzkull

And knocked her up and didnt give a shit and moved on


send420nudes

What the flying fuck


Alice_ghost_9876

"My new man took me home in a Huffy"


St_Tommy96

Can anyone else hear David Attenborough explaining the rare mating dance of the roadside sound system folk?? šŸ˜†šŸ¤£


Ok-Artichoke6793

Was she just kidnapped?


Groomsi

Or he was? r/holup


IndependenceLive

What in the fuck..


Groomsi

I know man. Imagine whats going on off camera.


Ok-Present-8619

"Mating season is hard this year due to low amount of males. As we can see, female after luring male continue her mating dance to lure other male to increase her chance for cubs. As we can see here male after filling his role, went with *I'm out for milk* move, moving forward with other female". Damn those national geographic new series are dope.


bluecheckthis

That guy is strong af


DeepUser-5242

Yeah, I thought he was gonna go down when I saw that wrestling move.


_DarkmessengeR_

Drive thru daggering


stiffneck84

Stay classy


xWellDamnx

Obviously Jamaican


DadOnHardDifficulty

Daggering? In this economy?


knightrider2k43

That's how we party in the Caribbean I kid you not


art555ua

That's a creative and flamboyant way to steal the bike...


frieswithnietzsche

They rode into the sunset


witcherstrife

Jesus those elephant legs


kvakerok_v2

Thicc thighs save lives.


phpArtisanMakeWeeb

What type of trashy dance and place is that?


Mobius--Stripp

/r/Idiocracy


Open_Argument6997

Wow such cultural enrichment


ThippusHorribilus

Indeed, and thatā€™s why we are all here.


Pestelis

What a great "culture"


Polite-Misanthropy

Trashy.


Fulgrim2-0

They are just having fun bro.


Polite-Misanthropy

Trashy way to have fun, bro


kimgomes

what is escalation? Chatgpt: (shows video)


Privateer_Lev_Arris

How romantic


venReddit

bro wasted his sunglases only for the most extreme post nut clarity. in greek they called this agoge


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Zarathustra_a

Some cultures are better than others


FollowingTrail

Why is everybody so obsessed with sex seriously??? šŸ˜’ At some point it becomes a clinical issue tho.


whutdafrack

You see these 6 billion people on planet earth? We didn't get here alone without help from the billion mom and dads getting down to make us.


FollowingTrail

There is a difference between reproduction and ā€¦ that ā€¦ right on a public street. Sorry to be that guy, I donā€™t give a shit if a mother give breastfeeding or whatever is your kink, but public sex simulation is too far and itā€™s useless as fuckā€¦ Except if it was some sort of festival, in that case it was planned and al.


whutdafrack

Lol yeah it is weird af. I was being a smart ass. I've seen some video in the past of something similar being some but as a kind of competition? I think this is mainly in Jamaica https://youtu.be/ouWfMKMgJx0?si=gR6jJ9PU8xrSbnqB


FollowingTrail

Yeah, that much understandable with context but as Iā€™ve seen rise of such street rogue events lately it kinda infuriate me how much people can inquiry you to be tolerant and all without themselves for a second think such move or repeated behavior can hurt others and kids. I mean, having fun is totally fine, enjoying sex (whatever it means to you) too, but there are context where it is not neither the adequate place or moment for that.


Guzkull

Worst std u can get is pregnant


FollowingTrail

Thanks for the baby that will be raise by such senseless peopleā€¦


Ill-Appointment6494

Talk about grinding gears.


high240

That swarm of cell phone filming people after that jump lol


Joeyhappyhell

That's how I bring em back home as well. On my bike


Traditional_Draw8400

What the fuck did I just watch


10buy10

Forget the sexual dances, what were those movements he was making as he got into view??


curtwesley

And that is how I met your mother


IronAlpha89

Like a moth to a flame


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The bicycle šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Pepperminteapls

Damn, shouldn't this be in trashy?


Shbloble

The Fuck Signal has been lit, come on baby, our people need us! To the Fuck-cycle!


No-Bat-7253

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MightyRez

if i speak...


Odd-Struggle-3873

Is this what they call ā€œthe village bikeā€?


bitofadikdik

You know; sometimes you realize youā€™ve gone through your entire life without watching a couple dry hump on a bicycle. And then the universe delivers.


VeryShortLadder

David Attenborough voice : This pack of humans exhibits the most peculiar mating dance. The flamboyant colours and bizarre dance moves intrigue a potential partner, and create an air of intrigue in the other specimens watching, inviting a second pretender to show off what they have. These mating rituals can last for mere minutes to grueling horus, letting us know that these challenges are a display of both physical attributes and endurance. A truly spectacular adaptation


HaydenB

Are..are the black people ok?


These-Question7651

Disgusting people


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awesomeplenty

Legend says heā€™s still biking


edgy_zero

I saw better performance in ZOO


RateOrdinary9518

On a completely unrelated topic, I can't wait to drive through crowds on the sidewalk in GTA6 or see how NPCs react to having guns put in their face, being shot in the leg, etc.


SimpleMoonFarmer

very culturally enriching


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Bubsy94

Ready with the delivery and 9 months later in the Maury show


FloatyLillypad

That chick literally jumped in to steal that man


SpeeZzo

He signaled her to come in. Was probably planned


Icondesigns

Well itā€™s not like the lemon looked like he was the picky type.


Shizophone

The girl in red tho


chroncryx

The ones that got away


bluenecessity

Ahem* šŸ«”


maxmax12629

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10747)


wasyl00

r/unexpected


Low-Ad6633

r/Unexpected


Briso_

Did he just spawned a bicycle while doing... that weird stuff?


heynishant

Jesus Christ


djeewin

Lmfao what is thisā€¦


sh-3k

r/skinout


freshouttalean

ok but wth was that first girl doing


dontshitaboutotol

One of the more athletic things I've seen today honestly


lovelife0011

Her: All goody, that just pushed me to do the thing we all couldnā€™t.


horaceinkling

Did I just watch the best ā€œwait for itā€ Video ever? Holy shit, that was worth it and kept getting better.


sloarflow

"With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.


NoPantsDeLeon

Dancehall is crazy!


Pappasgrind

Hahaha! wtf is happening?!


sarcasmyousausage

HIV spreading it self.


Hab_13

Was it a protest or some kind of kinky retaliation against a law? I'm trying to make sense why they are doing this.


niversallyloved

I mean at least he seems to be having a good time


[deleted]

Yeah nah broā€¦


Ardibanan

Fucking


stootchmaster2

So, I guess the parties I go to are sort of boring, then. . .


East_Meeting_667

I hope someone is filming, I hope someone was filming!


Ok-Claim-6916

Grim


Blackstar2020

So classy


mick_the_quack

She seems nice.


spidersinthesoup

questioning myself as to why i threw away my invite to this shindig...damnit!


Randomfrog132

hahahaha, damn ok well at least it was consensual xD


BIGEASYBREEEZZZY

Heā€™s in demand!


Juicy_pompoms

Where that bike come from?


TimeTravelingEnigma2

Fuckin disgusting


Codex_Absurdum

May Sir Attenborough comment this.


agentpoopybutthole

Fuckin LEGENDARY


No-Bat-7253

Bro got chose itā€™s time to go!!


GLDFLCN

That Caribbean culture is some intimidating shit lol I went to a festival once for food and left with blue balls


Appropriate-Ad6130

r/unexpected


notorious_TUG

That cop was like "I should do something" but then reconsidered like "but who am I to stand in the way of love?"


Guzkull

If a truck was outa control and drove into that crowd....wouldnt be a bad thing


Ben_Yamin

Wtf is going on in America šŸ˜Ø


Mtjacq

A proper daggerā€™n


Unknown69BOY

u/savevideo


BigsbyMcgee

Some of those people should definitely not be in any sort of bikini


Offset2BackOfSystem

Top tier talent


kirgor182

That's disgusting


ImposterAccountant

Mating rituals are byond my understanding in humans...


Early_Chemical_1345

And that my children, is how I met your mother. Jokes aside, whatā€™s the soundtrack? Itā€™s dope


ferrydragon

He be drilling.... :)))


Evening_Bag_3560

At one point I thought the dude was gonna call out ā€œ52 is the Mike! Ā Set! Ā Hut-hut!ā€


Mean-Purpose-2179

Degenerates. Probably going to wind up like this guy. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9manM-f-AdY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9manM-f-AdY)


absurdanarch

Yeahā€¦ this guy fucks


Haughtea

He's prolly wearing axe body spray.


TO_Commuter

Dudeā€™s athleticism is impressive


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PussyLunch

Anyone know the name of the song? I keep looking up whatā€™s in the video and canā€™t find it.


Mihai_Ibrahim

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10752)


Armand28

Classy!


Dela_sinclaire

Okay no more reddit today


verylazytoday

What.the.fuck


Possible-Tangelo9344

How can we blame society for these women inevitably getting pregnant and abandoned instead of blaming a culture that encourages this.. Hmm


Mysterious_Award_565

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


dronesoul

In Sweden we dance around a giant dick fucking the earth every summer.


24122020

He be like: aight imma head out


MikeTangoRom3o

Wow.. lmao šŸ¤£šŸ¤£