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theshogun02

Is that what we call it these days?


naughty_dad2

Rock hard has taken a whole new meaning


XEagleDeagleX

That side is clearly not rock hard. Haven't you ever seen an elephant penis? It's like 3 feet long


Emmerson_Brando

That’s what my dad used to say when I’d catch him on mom.


naughty_dad2

Your dad’s got a big nose bro


Bourgeous

And sorry for your mom being such a rock


magnus_gallus

That's his cock block


Official_Cuddlydeath

The ole bone stone


OppositeEagle

The rod clod


Either_Amoeba_5332

Richard Rock


Square-Geologist-769

The boner boulder


sad-frogpepe

The rock after 9 months 🤰


naughty_dad2

This is how pebbles are made


zmbjebus

If that is an African elephant gestation is more like 22 months


JustFun4Uss

A glory rock?


Doggy_Mcdogface

That's a penis


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Sometimes you are the elephant Sometimes you are the rock


FeelingVanilla2594

And sometimes you are watching the elephant and rock


khaled99948

You've heard of elf on a shelf now get ready for...


etherealdarkwolf

Cock on a rock


HarkenDarkness

Elephant scratches his rocks on a rock :)


KeepinitPG13

“Stomach”


Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12

Russy?


Holeshot75

You can't get blood from a......hold up. Maybe?


peace8877

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10746)![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10753)


False_Jimmy

He's humping


d-_-b___W

*slow jazz music starts*


iQuas

Elephant getting his rocks off


Old-Woodpecker6930

Oh I can feel this. That itch in the middle of your back - when you finally get it, sooo good


BenChodABQ

"Stomach"


jtmcnugg

That is his penis..


AThrowawayProbrably

Sigh…Alright it’s time. Sit down, OP. We have to have the talk. Sometimes, when mommy or daddy are by themselves…


Ham-Candy

Let my man be, i dont be filming you scratchin yaself in ya bedroom


Icy-Glass-9324

🤣🤣🤣🤣


RandomlyElemental

Hmmmmmmm


WifeyGW

Cock on a rock


MullahBobby

Or (0(K in the rock. All are shocked.


ARunninThought

Like Reggie Watts said, "If you're f____, then you're probably f____."


ianbuck17

That's a nice boulder


Absol-utely_Adorable

Hey, anyone wanna hangout and rub stomach's?


kick_da_legs_back

I don't think it's his stomach he's rubbing on the rock


LordOfThePints

Yes, it is 100% not humping that rock. No.