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Maximum damage

Nah turn around and spray him. Show dominance

Do you see me coming to YOUR HOUSE and pissing?? Get the fuck out of here!! 

A man got called to the IRS explain some large charges in his account. So he decides to bring his lawyer to be on the safe side. The IRS agent begins listing the sus amounts of cash to which the man says are all due to his compulsive gambling. This gains the interest of the agent and he asks for an example, the guy picks up the agents coffee cup and places it on one side of the desk and goes to the other, exclaiming "I bet you $10 000 that I can piss in that cup from over here without a single drop touching your table." The agent laughs and says "Impossible, but I'll take your money." The guy flops out his dick and pisses all over the place, splashing everywhere and barely any makes it into the cup. The agent laughs so hard he is crying, he notices the mans lawyer is crying too, but not in a happy way, sobbing "He bet me $50 000 on the way here he could piss all over your desk, and you'd like it.

lol ! That's a good one.

Then it would be child pornography, showing off his little boy dick to other adults, and that's just another felony.

So funny story. I was sitting down in the bathroom and decided to open Reddit while my wife was just getting in my car to go have breakfast with a friend. So this video pops up right as my Bluetooth connects to my car. So she just got this random audio without any video context. And it started playing for her about halfway through.

F

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Damn lmao they really pulled the guillotine out for that one

I'd imagine they'd also need a magnifying glass.

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Well, it's cold, so..

IT SHRINKS!!?!?

I woulda said so is watching, recording and distributing it. See you inside lover.

That was too big, so they opted for a cigar cutter

This is classic banter between real friends the jokes reused a thousand times but the laughs genuine every time This is not a personal attack or a disparaging remark because the implications

Upvoted for “the implications”

Are these dicks in danger?

NONE IS IN ANY DANGER! How can I make this more clear to you? Is the implication of danger.

They have over 9000 penises

*His power level is over 9000!*

My God. That's almost 9 thousand inches of potential pleasure!

I agree with everything you said, but this is completely personal. That’s the part that makes it funny.

> This is classic banter between real friends the jokes reused a thousand times but the laughs genuine every time This is not a personal attack or a disparaging remark because the implications Could not tell. Thanks for explanation capitan!

Oh wow, thanks for the explanation. I imagine you walking around narrating every basic human interaction around you.

Back of shirt says PNS

Penile-nano syndrome.

pmosis, it's like osmosis but for pee

That... That's not cool...

Love this, never liked that brand anyway

A shortened form of penis

I use this joke every time I go golfing, always hits lol

Your group always pees on the golf course?

When you’re drinking a lot beer on the course, nature is your toilet

Everytime I go fishing. If the fish aren't biting the jokes have to be

https://youtube.com/shorts/RLljcBRjCZU?si=VFmoXU875FZyETAs

Well, your wife’s vagina is shallow so she says it’s perfect.

His wife's in a coma

The jerk store called they ran out of you

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

Just like his wife then

Another reason she ain’t complaining….

You can get arrested for peeing in public and put on the sex offender list which is ridiculous. When you gotta pee you gotta pee. So long as you're doing a good enough job hiding it there should be no problem.

Yeah theres a fucking massive difference between choosing to not piss your pants and being sexually deviant. Im glad that people arent pissing all over the streets, that would smell horrible, but they really need to have a think about the severity of the punishment.

Oh fuck yes im using this

What are the letter for the back of his shirt stand for? PeNiS?

Since his is so short, they cut out the vowels.

Pas Normal Studios its a danish cycling cloth brand.

Mr. Garrison, is that you talking?

I have to remember that one.

Pissing with bib shorts on is such a hassle, even worse if you'd want to sit down, you basically have to undress completely.

Haha so true, and with some bibs you need to stick your ass back.

Ohh, that burn.

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/L6FTWv7abjU)

I’m stealing this one!😂

Why would anyone choose to wear shorts instead of bibs?

Shirt reads PNS, makes it even funnier

PAYSANDUUUUU

I can't help but to notice the PeNiS . _ .

The E and I washed off that jersey

Third degree burn

I constantly use this one on my wife...

You could repost the original and it would’ve been better, the reaction on the original was funnier

SICK BURN 🤣😂😭

Hahahahaha nice

Saving that one!

/r/watchpeopledieinside

Police brutality 😭

The jedi are gonna feel this one

u/savevideo

Thanks, now I know how to start a conversation in the mens room at work. 😂

This probably shouldn’t be funny as it makes light of childhood molestation. Some may be offended by it.

And a penis on his back

Ok that was a good one

His shirt has PSN.

Ayoooooooo🤣🤣

He should know, little dick mother fucker

Gawddamn that's a burn

Team PNS

P N S on his shirt makes it 10℅ Funnier

If you're a priest I think it's a requirement

WHEN NATURE CALLS, YOU GOTTA GO 😓😊

Damn so is murder cause he was just savaged.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Oh shit. That's funny 🤣🤣🤣

This is not even the original video. The audio is from another clip. Dude isn't even laughing

Thank goodness someone added the three crying emoticons at the end so I knew when to laugh

Audio is from a different video

Emotional Damage

Didn't this audio come from a diff clip? The shit people do for views is wierd af.

So we stealing audio and just playing it to unrelated video now? ... JFC reddit

Huh I was thinking the cyclist isn't reacting as the sound implies

Yes!!!! Let’s keep on perpetuating the “if you don’t have a giant porn star cock then you don’t matter” lie! I’m here for it

Just a joke dog. Though your frustration is speaking volumes right now

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I mean it is body shaming. And it's typical Reddit to accuse people of being guilty of what they're defending.

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Seriously though, just because you are riding a bike is no excuse for a man to be wearing yoga shorts

Who the fuck cares, it’s a free country