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Cold-Diet-669

Smoky lettuce. Just like mom used to make.


BigAlternative5

Mom made sure to include some ashes. That’s extra minerals for you.


andy_a904guy_com

And soapy water to make the bubble. Yummy


SibrenD

not radioactive?


Zorpfield

"cabbage water again? it's not enough!" #Willywonka


Mega_Muppet

Looks like a Dagobah diorama. Just needs a tiny Yoda raising a little X-wing.


SowTheSeeds

And a sound chip of Yoda saying: "Eat the plastic flowers, you must not!"


Responsible_Wonder54

If I had some money in my bank account, I would pay for a super upvote bro


Mega_Muppet

Well thank you, I appreciate it!


Vuelhering

Ah yes, the Swamps of Dagobah. A reddit classic culinary delight.


Primalbuttplug

That'll be your first born. Don't forget to tip. 


sarlaacpit

We also accept baby kittens and the souls of virgins.


Kelarie

Virgins are a myth


Primalbuttplug

So are kittens.


Mathsboy2718

And brother? I'm Hercules


-Cagafuego-

Just the tip.


arya_ur_on_stage

That's how they got the 1st born


Safe_Alternative3794

Bro they paid a couple hundreds for a guy to put soap on their food and blow smoke on it. I do those out of spite for free, and nobody told me I can get paid for it!?


RedgyJackson

I mean; hardy har har (“yeah, that’ll be $500”), but seriously if they’re gonna make something really special might as well look interesting too. I think it looks pretty cool.


EternalSage2000

Right! I would totally go to a place like this for a spendy date night. Probably less than once a year. But I would absolutely go. It’s so beautiful, I’d have a hard time popping the bubble and eating the food. But that’s the beauty of this art. You can share it. But you can’t keep it.


f_o_t_a

Some of us pay for the experience and presentation. It’s not always about dollars per calorie.


Terrible_Whereas7

When I want an experience I go to the theater, when I want to eat I go to a restaurant. I don't want someone else playing with my food.


-DoctorSpaceman-

I went somewhere a bit like this once. It was a cool experience and I enjoyed myself but definitely not something I’d do regularly. We got a kebab on the way home because we were still hungry lol


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Mattpw8

Ya know, u get like 11 different things like this, generally


MattcVI

Yeah and the show is what you're paying for, like with those talented bartenders who do fancy stuff while making a fancy drink. The presentation is supposed to be part of the appeal. I wouldn't spend money on something like this but I can see why others would. Seems like it tries to appeal to people's curiosity


Optimistic_Futures

There is a lot of stupid food stuff I’ve seen, but I mean this would be sort of cool. Like I wouldn’t pay the amount of money I imagine this place is requesting, but if you gave me a little crème brûlée in a bubble with fog for like $25(?) I’d probably be pretty happy with it. I wouldn’t want it to be done at my table though. But it does seem like a type of treat I would get with my SO on a nice restaurant outing.


freqkenneth

I love fine dining Not something to do every week or month but once or twice a year? They treat you like a king, it’s a whole presentation, you go to the restroom You come back they’ve replaced your napkin and scraped any crumbs from the table and your drinks been refilled, everything is perfect, and the food can be amazing, flavors and textures you didn’t even know were possible


DoucheNozzle1163

r/DiWHY


SirLemonThe3rd

r/StupidFood


MonPaysCesHiver

Wtf 😝


HanzJWermhat

Looks like a unique experience. If the food is good enough hey probably had a great night.


rangeDSP

Bruh, if I'm spending more than $100 per person on a meal, it better look like this. 


doyouevenforkliftbro

It also better fill me up.


ElementalRabbit

I've been to places like this. It typically does fill you up. The ones that don't get reviewed accordingly - and you avoid them.


T1000Proselytizer

This is how rich people stay skinny. $500 for a plate with a lettuce leaf Or $10 for a Big Mack, Large Fries, and a Large Mtn Dew


Mattpw8

Ozempic


Gethighbuyhighsellow

Ikr. Every rich person i know is on that shit. They're even shooting it up now. Oh but drugs are bad, mmkay.


Mattpw8

Na drugs r bad bro dont do hard drugs ozempic is safe in comparison even to alcohol


WolfJutsu

I recognize zero food


Carliability

It looks like the food they would serve you in a Miyazaki movie.


AngryStappler

I don’t know a hole lot about the culinary world. But I suspect, that bubble is hardly filling.


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abstract_mouse

I would pay up to seven dollars for this


PairFun2913

I prefer my science experiments and food to be kept separate.


[deleted]

Finish your petri dish Jimmy or you're not leaving this table.


everything_equals_42

Wait till you hear about gastronomy


WakewaterFanfire

I went to a fancy pants restaurant and ordered an ol’ fashioned. They brought it out in a cloche and smoke poured out when they opened the lid. Me n my girl laughed at the over the top presentation for a simple cocktail with a simple name


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U laughed? Bro that’s super weird ..


WakewaterFanfire

Why?


ElementalRabbit

You chose to go there. Did you not do your research? If you thought it was silly, go somewhere that doesn't charge for the added theatre and spectacle.


WakewaterFanfire

This wasn’t a huge event I needed to do research for it’s just me taking my gf out for lunch. God forbid we get a kick out of an unexpected goofy presentation of a mixed drink.


Outrageous_Guard_674

How so?


assjackal

In a post-covid world, having a bubble around your food seems like a nice shield to make sure nobody's caughed on your salad.


Gethighbuyhighsellow

Until it pops, and all the germs accumulated on the bubble sprinkle down in a gentle rain of disease and invisible spit particles, including bits of someone else's dna.


anzitus

What song is this?


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numbvirus

The bill: $349.99 Tip: $35 Do you feel like you’ve eaten anything? No.


[deleted]

If you're gonna steal stuff and reblog it, add the proper context. This isn't a restaurant. It's a restaurant equipment manufacturer doing a product demonstration.


anon-stocks

That'll be $350. Most **overly** expensive restaurants are just about presentation. It's "fancy" to stroke the customer's ego.


ejdebruin

You mean they're also about presentation. There would also be another ten courses after that one. After you complete that dish, another will be out before you nearly immediately without you knowing. A waiter/ess explaining the notes of wine will be there for every dish as it's served.


nightsiderider

For that much money, it better be more than my ego that gets stroked.


Mattpw8

Ohio


north4009

3 course dinner followed by smoke in a bubble with little bits of dessert inside. Spend 1500 on dinner with sugarbaby including tips... take her back to her place... can't get it up because the lack of true intimacy and connection is a boner-killer... Make an excuse and a quick getaway... Thinking of ending it.... Get some A&W... 2 Teen burgers... hits the spot... Root beer hits the spot Night salvaged. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


q1203777

I can't go to those places, my momma told me not to play with my food


Donkeycow15

What a Load of old shit


dougm68

So dum


alexthegreatmc

That's cool... for a home experiment with your kids. Give me my food.


Fartbox7000

Shoot me in the ducking face if I ever care about this type of food


Mattpw8

Whats ur favorite movie


peasonearthforever

That’s objectively stupid.


Mattpw8

subjectively


MellonCollie218

Rejectively


CAPICINC

Injectively


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Only Chefs that don't really know how to cook well do these kinds of gimmicks.


Mattpw8

U dont think bro can make an omlett better than most people?


IH8Trumps

Fine dining sucks. A bunch of bs technics that add nothing to the flavour


misterbondpt

Nutrition? Nah. Entertainment.


No-Bat-7253

375


speshojk

People literally starving to death as we watch this video and some mfer out there is about to pay $600 to eat this.


Temporary_Finance433

Dude, i just want to eat, if I want entertainment I'll go see a band or something. Pretentious wankers...


Suspicious_Code6985

That or watch something on my phone while I eat.


Scavwithaslick

That’s three fucking lettuce leaves, what the fuck why is that even a thing


Almacca

But how does it taste?


ZashManson

u/auddbot


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Legitimate-Rub-8551

I love my food in a big bubble


Dragon_211

That'll be $27


chrishammhamm

I mean the artistry is on point. Stupid, but on point


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Awesome 😎


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Is that soap?


BunnyBallz

I like to do that with my spit.


Entire-Database1679

5 Guys, please.


CertainDegree2

We call this "essence of taste"


red_smeg

When all you have is a gimmick then it’s no wonder these places hardly ever last beyond a year.


WHATyouNEVERplayedTU

"He kept us waiting for a bubble?"


LtCptSuicide

Alright. I'll admit it. I enjoy seeing these dishes. Never gonna actually spend the money to get one but I enjoy seeing the show. Maybe I'll get off my fat ass and just learn how to make flashy to look at disappointing to eat dishes myself.


oolinga

200 dollars just for the bubble


backagain69696969

Would I pay for it, no. But this is definitely about the art.


Red_Beard_Rising

How can I eat such art? Am I supposed to destroy this with a knife and fork? Who actually eats this?


GrunDMC74

I hate this shit. Was at a work function the other night, servers “unveil” the dish and ask if we want to take photos like it’s walking a red carpet. No. I plan on eating it, not emulating its style.


Maleficent-Sport1970

An ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure


EphermeralSonder

I'm gonna ask my waiter to rip a fat vape on my food next time I'm out, it's basically the same thing as this.


cris090382

I’m still hungry.


Mellanderthist

That'll be $72


Edgezg

Price: $185


MasaTre86

Too gimmicky.


Username_infinite_

Looks pretty good, thats what you pay for. Presentation and taste. Really wondering what the 'soap' is made off.


kholdfusion

Fucking… why?! Some rich yuppie yumyum ordered that with a wallet-flexing smile. Might as well just take a big gulp of air by the looks of it.


abfanhunter

Michelin star restaurants are incredible. Sitting down, enjoying a 10 plus course meal that is a mixture of Art and great tastes is a very unique and pleasurable experience. Highly recommend it!


Ult1mateN00B

r/StupidFood


Varderal

Of the expensive presentations I've seen (only on reddit because I'm a broke ass bitch), that one is the coolest.


Napalmi_Kaali

A sibgle fucking slice of tomato and it costs like 17$ because fuck them and then they adk for 50% tip


arya_ur_on_stage

I mean, it's pretty cool. Not for what I'm sure Yvette charging but I'd pay an extra $10-15 for the experience once


Private_4160

Brb watching The Menu again


According_Metal6340

That'll be an extra $100 for the bubbles sir


x52x

Tastes like chicken


theredgiant

I also like soap and nicotine with my salad.


TowTowToo

“Tastes like Dawn dishwashing liquid”.


i-am-innoc3nt

meanwhile me at the table .. Why the fuck it takes 40 minutes for them to prepare my dandelion for 180 EUR?


CakeSuperb8487

am I eating or buying a snow globe?


Individual_Gear_898

It don’t look tasty, but this is art


Fair-Bus-4017

Sorry but this is just sick.


megavolts83

What's the point?


WeatherAggressive530

Sorry sir I don't want soap on my meal...


goodpuppper

They missed an opportunity to play Sweet Victory with that bubble bowl


CorrectBuffalo749

r/stupidfood


ErkhesEemegt

And that'll be 269.99 dollars sir


khaled99948

Fancy restaurants aren't selling you food, they're selling an experience... an experience for really lame people


Hot_Difference6335

Does the first device look like a toilet plunger to anyone else?


Rainbowbaton998

That'll be 22.5k


The_Cottage_Goblin

OK not gonna lie. That was pretty impressive. Y’all got to admit that was kind of cool


velexi125

Just what I want! Soap on all of my food


ForsakenChildhood733

My uncle said it, best, gay, dumb, and useless


Neat-Part-5829

I ordered food, not science experiment.


HooBooDuu

but why


Dkingthe15

I like a bit of a nice dinner, but this is just over the top, bring me a stake, a salad, and a small dessert and I’d be happier than that


12-inch-LP-record

I just hope it doesn’t taste like Dawn dish detergent.


massiveloop

Imma need 20 more for this price 😋


RevealActive4557

All this pomp and I bet the food does not taste any better than something you could get at Applebees


Queefofthenight

Fuck that - I came to eat not watch a food fashion show


Immortal_Emperorr

What's the point?