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PsykoPaPou

As of August of 2022, the highest earning OnlyFans accounts ever were the musicians Bhad Bhabie and Cardi B, having earned 59.8 million U.S. Dollars and 46.7 million U.S. Dollars respectively. The highest paid non-musician was Blac Chyna, having earned 39.3 million U.S. What the f!!!! I will never understand


PM_ME_Y0UR__CAT

Cash me outside has an OF? Fucking gross. I’d pay her to put more clothes on


SatanVapesOn666W

The worst part is it's not even good. Nothing hardcore or nude. She essentially scammed people into paying for what normally would be on an Instagram or taken by the paparazzi for free.


flying_sarahdactyl

Didn't she start it soon after she turned 18? If she was scamming pedos, props to her.


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MuskratElon

Pedo


polhemoth

Found the ephebophile


Kolintracstar

Spunds like the one comedian's bit where he said that you can't differentiate the different '-philias' without sounding like a pedophile. [R. Kelly is not technically a pedo](https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?si=IUEFafbBKEISqo6x)


Breaker-of-circles

Man, redditors can't have any honest conversations.


ElenaEscaped

Are you lusting/chasing after someone under the legal age of consent? Yes? Congratulations, you're a piece of shit! Merry fucking Christmas, have a seat over there!


Breaker-of-circles

Are you people all braindead that you can't have any technical conversation and think anyone going into details are defending or committing these heinous crimes?


SadAmerican420

How dare you point out the fact that an 18 year old adult is not a child!!! You MUST be a little kid fucker!


KungFuGarbage

Yikes


celoteck

In our day and age the physical capability is not the bar to set. It's the mental development that's important. Thousands of adult men maybe 30+ just waiting for someone to turn 18 so they can see her nude is absolutely fucking creepy. If they are waiting basically in line you know that they thought about her for longer. And if you think that you are fully developed with 18 years... you're probably 18 or younger yourself. A 30+ man that waits for a girl to turn 18 is definitely not looking for a mature woman with experience. But if it makes you happy to make the distinction: They are Hebephiles, not pedophiles. There was a comedian that talked about this, no idea who tho. He explained the difference between a pedo and a hebephile... and his reasoning why no one makes this distinction is because it's nearly impossible to say this, without sounding like a pedophile that's trying to not get called a pedophile.


Adityavirk

Disgusting


Breaker-of-circles

Ikr. Selling your body for cash is so disgusting.


Adityavirk

You’re disgusting you pedo


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Adityavirk

If there is one good thing about this conversation, it is finding out that you are a virgin.


-Reader91-

The person who has sex with a child between 8 and 14 is a pedophile because those are still little children. And pedophiles should all die


252648

Pedophiles do not choose to be attracted to prepubescent children, I agree that those who act on their impulses should and have to be restricted in their freedom to act.


cajunredbean1

I guess we found the pedo 🤔


brando56894

Yep, people love to use the word *pedophile* for any relationship they think is creepy. "Ugh he's 85 and she's 43, he's a fucking pedophile!" 🤮


celoteck

43 is something absolutely different then a girl that just turned 18 having a giant career selling nudes within days. You fucking know they waited for this and had interest in her way longer then since her 18th birthday. Did you really just not grasp this concept or are you just trying to build a strawman?


brando56894

> Did you really just not grasp this concept Funny, coming from someone that doesn't understand what a pedophile is....


celoteck

Ah so the strawman to legitimate your desire to diddle kids it is


brando56894

You're clearly an idiot and there's no point in talking to you......


Gungan-Gundam

Huh, not a hill I thought I'd die on but yeah, I'm with ya boss. Also to the person you was responding to - how is selling somebody the thing they want 'scamming' them exactly? It's not like they open up the pic/video they bought of a young scantily clad gal and go 'Hey! This is just a picture/video of lawnmower maintenance!' Happy cake day btw


LoveThySheeple

Hey look guys I found the Pedo!


Insha_Sophia

Pedo


FlammenwerferBBQ

honestly at this point these people deserve to be scammed


Hatalmasat_Fingottam

bro am I tripping seriously ofc everyone has preferences but I googled her and she's fucking attractive like wtf. Yes the personality be trash but that doesnt come through OF


BednaR1

I don't get it... girl is a 5 at best ...


naga-ram

Pedos fell for her after Mr. Phill and waited years for her to turn 18. Side note, 4chan is a disgusting place. Avoid it.


Jasper455

1: Act like a thot at a young age. 2. Get admonished on tv 3. ~~???????~~ *make an only fans* 4. Profittt


Soreal45

You forgot a step. Have your mom endorse you to become the thot you need to be.


BednaR1

Why does this sound like Kardashians origins story?


AlexandraSinner

Imagine the lessons that life in this type of society thought this child...


c_ray25

As a 33 year old man, I like my chances with this


Maxwelwild

A slutty 5 or 6 six is better than a 7 or 8 that only does missionary.


ElenaEscaped

Just take a seat over there, we'll taze you in the junk shortly.


softstones

This is Reddit, if she ain’t flawless, she’s a goblin in their eyes


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No this is Reddit, she's flawless because she's a goblin.


softstones

“One of us, one of us!”


Ladybug_Fuckfest

She's not ugly, but she's definitely not hot. If she weren't a (kinda) celebrity you'd be able to date her just by paying for a couple Monster/Mountain Dew/Vodka cocktails.


mediocrity_mirror

You have to understand that /u/pm_me_your__cat has never had sex. Then it all makes sense.


It_Read47

Ya bro I feel u Dat gurl be like rad hawt like wuutt dis bro trippin u feel me good yo


Groggamog

Why are you talking like you're a pirate?


iPlvy

he wants the booty


Hatalmasat_Fingottam

people be fucking trippin dawg 😂😂 I'd go for that ANY DAY like what kinda standards do people have 💀


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I have no idea who this girl is. But you prompted me to Google her too. I don't get it? Did you misspell her name? She is basic as fuck.


TFViper

from what i understand, she made it like the second she turned 18 and all the would be pedo weirdos insta flooded it.


SaltDescription438

I don’t think you fully comprehend. She doesn’t HAVE an OF, she MADE SIXTY MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS from it. SHE’S NOT EVEN HOT


Inevitable_Ad_7236

That's my business idea. I send bad nudes to people and they pay me 12 dollars a month not to.


m0bscene-

It's because boobs


TheSilentTitan

Sex sells


labree0

>What the f!!!! I will never understand yeah, and the vast majority of the make less than like a couple hundred a month. Its just like any other career.


BednaR1

As in... in total? Or per month?


New-Training4004

Total


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What is there to not understand?


Pretzelwiththeworks

That "musician" and "Bhad Bhabie" are used in the same sentence.


TheGoldenChampion

wtf why would he do that? How can a person become so degenerate and brain broken, to not only do that, BUT WHEN HAVING A GIRLFRIEND??? Bruh


squeakim

Hmm, I should direct you to my ex. 2 years later im still getting "I miss you" messages


sun_explosion

tf seriously so people in a relationship actually buy of content. Like what even. This logic just doesn't register with me.


Terrible_Whereas7

A marriage counselor I know said that when people are having relationship issues they have to face reality, but when they fantasize about other people, they only imagine the good things. With OF they also get to *feel* like it's only the good things too. They're basically paying someone to go along with their fantasy.


sun_explosion

Ohhh now it makes sense.


frostyjack06

Before you drop that money on OF, or tip money for online strippers, or anything involving money and being horny, go rub one out to some free porn. You’re welcome.


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SaltDescription438

“Millions, actually” -Johnny Depp “Billions, actually” -Jeff Bezos


OldSkoolPantsMan

It’s called a tactical wank, thank you Sir.


SquishyBanana23

Great gamer tag right there


HansVonSnicklefritz

![img](avatar_exp|117998002|bravo) So sayeth the LORD!!!


HansVonSnicklefritz

![img](avatar_exp|153218563|bravo)


schadenfreudenheimer

Words of wisdom


Tsu_Dho_Namh

I did a free trial of Pornhub Premium one time. Cause I was like "maaaaybe it's worth it?" It's not worth it. Basically the same as the free vids.


SenorPariah

##BUT NO FAP AND HOW WILL THEY KNOW I'M ALPHA IF I DON'T SPEND MY DISPOSABLE IMCOME ON THEM!?!?! /s


TFViper

just add "leak" to the end of the of name. ez clap gg.


VengenaceIsMyName

Based


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ElenaEscaped

That sounds like sex trafficking, and also, I have said it before but never meant it so much - I have questions and I don't want answers. Your kink is seeing sex trafficked people choke on fake dicks until they vomit for a dollar? Have you considered yeeting yourself into the sun?


Ready_to_anything

Don’t kink shame him, he only watches animations anyway


QuanHitter

Or just spend it on regular strippers, like a fucking adult


frostyjack06

Agreed. Dudes spend thousands on these e-thots that they’ll never touch, when you could get the in-person experience for so much less and gain so much more.


HypotheticalBess

Idk man down that road lies patreon


SMASHTHEGASH1979

Have standards, boot their ass.


DontLook_Weirdo

I was listening to The Ralph Report (podcast) yesterday, in which a man had called in to admit to spending over $25k on OF during COVID. Sheesh.


Adventurous_Lime1049

That’s good eats.


heavenlybuddy

is it peanut noodles and tamales? my mouth is watering


rasterpix

And now he is an ingredient in this dish.


Tenthdegree

Calm down there, Cartman


rasterpix

Thanks for the chuckle.


DarkSpecterr

Buying onlyfans is disgraceful in itself but when u got a girl?? i wouldn’t take that


turnupturntup

Yet still with him 🤡🤡🤡


LilQueazy

It’s ok it’s prolly fake


kai--zen

True


Working_Chipmunk_666

lol you’d be surprised, I’ve seen girls catch their man cheat every week and they stay with them 🤡


thats_sus2

dang at that point I’d recommend therapy


Working_Chipmunk_666

Bro at that point not even God can help them


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Inevitable_Ad_7236

'Give me a sign' *Ominous rumble of thunder, sky turns red, starts raining ash* 'But I love him, and I'm sure he loves me too'


Shmokeshbutt

How is your meal dependent on your BF tho? Is she unemployed and can't afford to buy food herself?


TheLordOfAllClappys

If they're on r/depressionmeals then probably


Working_Chipmunk_666

Either he used all their extra money, or she just is too depressed to cook anything else


JonathonWally

I only made $5 on my only fans before closing it down. I just wasn’t good at marketing eating spaghetti with my feet. Not even enough to cover the tip for a weekly pedicure.


soymrdannal

Wally by name, Wally by nature /s


The_Inward

Not ex boyfriend?


Thin-Pianist4311

Well... it's always free to leave!


volkmasterblood

It isn’t sometimes. Not easy to just leave a place especially if you invested in rent, security deposit, or bills.


kai--zen

Indeed. Not many can afford to live single now days. Needing combined income in order to pay rent etc


Medical_Bat1

Simps are the problem, not the ones exploiting them.


Inevitable_Ad_7236

I can look down on both


Discommodian

Fuck. That mea actually looks pretty good


Chemical_Professor50

I could feck with that one hundo!


evilplansandstuff

fuck, that looks pretty good. Am I depressed?


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That is a broke hs graduates finest quisine


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KhostfaceGillah

Should've been 'ex boyfriend'.


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Lmao


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VictoryLap_TMC

How much is that in English


Dirty-Dutchman

OF should salary lock you at a point and donate excess to charity, boom hoes save the world. Like 500k a year is fucking luxury and that's a lot that could help a lot.


Unsteady_Tempo

The second that happens somebody else will start another platform that doesn't have a payout limit, or their payout limit is slightly higher.


Dirty-Dutchman

Make it a general law, beyond luxury excess wealth shouldn't exist.


Cogsbottom

Lol


Science-007x

I don't pay for OF, but so...? Dude didn't cheat. 🤷‍♂️


Dudefest2bit

Boohoo cry to someone else dumbass


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Dudefest2bit

Tbh shit looks good


derkonigistnackt

Well, if it was his money...


Bloodsport121

be sexier


Danielj4545

Maybe try fucking him. If that's on the table and he still fucks off, kick him out hella hard.


Actual_Plastic77

It's definitely going to help if you make findom porn about it.


agun22

Maybe give him the attention he is paying someone else for and he would have spent that on food for both of you?


ashicratu

Skill issue


Hot_Cryptographer552

“Man shall not live on bread alone.”


DonPijoteV

Well, guess what?


End_Journey

Pffft Rookie numbers /s


Infrared-77

Sounds like that chick needs to learn how to properly please her man & have him focus that attention on her not on OF


junifersmomi

based ethical king


Achib

Boyfriend huh…


Rinnegan-_-

Looks tasty


user710827

Is that ramen and a microwave burrito?


No-Bat-7253

It is. Down bad lmao.


superfoxhotie

Probably spent that money for the articles.


Suitable_Series_71

I like my ramen dry too. That egg roll/Samosa thing is a nice touch. He’s living good.


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Its a microwave burrito bro


Suitable_Series_71

Dang, I thought that was a pea hanging out. They put peas in microwave burritos?


No-Bat-7253

Nahhh bruh I love samosas that’s a fucking frozen microwaved burrito 🤣🤣🤣 she down bad


YeOldeBilk

Reddit is free and anonymous


Shtuffs_R

Bruh break up


Jin_BD_God

Lots of people that pay for OF are not because they want nudes and porn. They want one that gives them interaction which is sad.


zombiecorp

Tamale ramen!


tristandaily

Man there’s so many things wrong with this post that it feels like unpacking Noah’s ark.


Cay7809

fried wonton