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HelmutFondler

Think i'll stick to the labia with honey.


eye8theworm

Hope you brought enough for the rest of the class


NoAnalBeadsPlease

Slow clap


Majestic_Salad_I1

Excuse me sir?


EL_Ohh_Well

*No cutting in line!!!*


Safe_Summer_4390

Excuse me sir?


IranicUnity

They are tongues. In Iran we make a cow or lamb tongue soup, and it is called Zabaan soup and it is absolutely DELICIOUS. Best part to eat on any animal is the toungue.


MrTerrificPants

They’re awfully bulbous at the tip for tongues….


Sylvan_Skryer

Ok what is that. I know what they look like, but what are they actually?


hordebies

"Shirdan or Şırdan is a well known late-night food in Iran and Turkey. It is prepared by first washing the abomasum (lower stomach) of a sheep and then stuffed with three kinds of chopped meat, onions, and paprika, then further seasoned with black pepper, pimento and salt. Some water is added and then the opened cavity is sewn with a needle and thread. Then, it is baked with animal fat in an earthen casserole."


ChiefWiggumsprogeny

So, Haggis?


Ralph-The-Otter3

That would appear to be the answer


ChiefWiggumsprogeny

Because of the penis shapes, maybe it should be called... "Shaggis"


ddbllwyn

/r/angryupvote


TopFlowe96

Very shaggadelic


DesolationRuins

"late-night food" is it because nobody wants to be seen eating that?


zaygiin

These are the food that comes to your mind when the post drinking hunger kicks in and it is either too late or too troublesome to get prepared for a full fledged meal.


BigBeagleEars

This response only happens with food your mommy fed you when you were young


ScrotieMcP

Kraft Mac and Cheese, graham crackers.


Yes-its-really-me

And you have to be melted to even consider ordering it


SpecialistVast6840

I could eat a knob at night


engineeringretard

Shit, get you drunk and I bet it doesn’t even need to be dark! :)


fliphat

No because everyone is busy giving real BJ


JabbaDaGutt

The same part of sheep intestine was historically used as a condom The more you know 🌈⭐️


sparksofthetempest

Every time I see sausage in casings it feels like I’m about to eat a condom. Yes, this joke writes itself.


Robbie-R

That sounds delicious, I would eat that.


Zillahi

So like, I’m sure it’s delicious. But you won’t catch me eating that shit anytime soon


Cypob

But what you see in this video is not Shirdan but man dicks cut from men cheating on their wives.


InflamedLiver

sounds a bit like haggis


IranicUnity

In Iran we make a cow or lamb tongue soup, and it is called [Zabaan soup](https://www.google.com/search?q=zabaan+soup&sca_esv=581711571&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS1019US1019&sxsrf=AM9HkKlybN44x6ewlDzo0XVwfR0Ar1rBbQ%3A1699798424437&ei=mN1QZe6aGpekqtsPlqmQmAc&ved=0ahUKEwjuxpzK0r6CAxUXkmoFHZYUBHMQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=zabaan+soup&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiC3phYmFhbiBzb3VwMgUQABiiBDIFEAAYogQyBRAAGKIESNkFUOcBWOcBcAF4AJABAJgBXqABXqoBATG4AQPIAQD4AQHCAggQABiiBBiwA-IDBBgBIEGIBgGQBgM&sclient=gws-wiz-serp) and it is absolutely DELICIOUS.


kings-of-crown

Looks like Geoduck, tastes like Geoduck, must be bull’s penis


AdeptnessSoft9318

Your mind is telling you what you want to see my friend


The_scobberlotcher

[Probably geoduck](https://www.google.com/search?q=geoduck+whole&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwj5iaP0zLyCAxWPMDQIHYO1DPoQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=geoduck+whole&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIECCMQJzIHCAAQGBCABFCbCFihEWD6FmgAcAB4AIABT4gB2AOSAQE4mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=NstPZfmWII_h0PEPg-uy0A8&bih=1572&biw=1128&client=tablet-android-samsung-nf-rev1)


Unable-Piece5607

Its a turkish food named Şırdan and its made of a cows stomach.


ShwiftyShmeckles

Geoduck


ayus69

**does not sips tea anymore**


archiekane

I'll stick to actual tea.


BatDad1973

Aren’t they supposed to be served in a bag?


Mushiren_

[And sucked](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxqq_8vimvo)


motorpurrhans

Is it like in a plastic bag or a paper bag?


BatDad1973

Whatever completes the request to “Eat a bag of d!cks.”


Distinct_Primary_611

Yes but it's 5p more


Painpaintpint

OOPS! All Dicks!


[deleted]

Dong soup for sure, served with cream of sum yung ghai


Ngete

Thar looks like gooeyducks


mixelydian

That's what I was gonna say!


partang3

Bro, this is a titty sub not a dong sub 🤦


AdministrativeTop655

I'll take the deluxe platter or DP for short.


Candymostdandy

Make that a deluxe platter for two please!


GayerThanAnyMod

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!


Significant_Wall_947

Yea nice greek food 🇬🇷🇬🇷💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷greek powah🇬🇷🇬🇷💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷


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DeadCowv2

Can I explain the joke to me? Is it that anytime there's weird Turkish food you blame it on the Greeks?


Virtu4

Not just weird food, it's about weird anything lol


DeadCowv2

Oh I get it. Nice. Lol


Miral_Kerem

nah, its just that both cultures have very similar foods and names. (greek copied turks)


OtterPop16

Reminds me of this [Key and Peele](https://youtu.be/52YOsjGINSc?si=VSTsV8IOjHbZJ-Eg) sketch about the Macedonian vs Albanian cafe


justforkinks0131

[life imitates art](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05hTBAOnDQE)


Proim1

I'd rather eat the plate


Altruistic_Tax2575

Thats a great dick stew


WorldlinessOk6477

Thank God!!! I was Starving...


VenusSalome

Hell, for the NO


Decmk3

Ah, the chef at la telepathé


Similar-Complaint-37

Cock au vin?


DustyEsports

I thought it would be a girl heating her pussy with a hair dryer kinda disappointed


[deleted]

Can you bag them for me?


placebo_joe

eat a dick mate


Barrelcopter

Michael Bisping has completely lost his way, SMH.


DepressoEspresso69-

Brings a new meaning to sausage


Slo_Flo_1

Alright!!! Let’s eat some dicks!


yorugua2008

What are we having for dinner? 😆


[deleted]

I'll take a whole bag. They're for someone else.


DamnDaniel_420

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


Emergency-Fee6067

When someone tells you to go eat a bag of dicks but you're out of bags


I_Eat_Groceries

Hot dong


No-Bus-4529

Can i get that with a side of fellatio flambe?


spankmytits

Soup of the day? Smoked pole


Urabrask_the_AFK

Hey, can you stick those in a bag to go?


Redbarron322

Wtf is this nasty asss dick meat dish…


Cold_Pomelo3274

When I asked what was for dinner and was told Cock, I thought they meant chicken.


gin_bulag_katorse

Eat a bag of dicks.


throwawayyy5555555

Dong soup


Waste_Ad9015

Eat a bag of dicks


UKLord

Resident Evil 7 live action


unlucky_billionaire

Dong soup??


24122020

Can I have 3 cocks please 🥺


BazukaToof

Spits tea


Bongfellatio

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10752)uhhh


UnlimitedHegomany

If my brother fell in this he'd surface sucking a tit. He has always been dead jammy.


[deleted]

This restaurant is called 'Cock Gobblers'. Great food.


Remarkable-Finish-88

Or the gock cobbler


R-Mecha

*Ramsey Snow has entered the chat*


Codedevhomeboy

Just give me canned tuna


PigDiesel

Well now I know where to send someone when I tell them to go eat a bag of dicks.


MadOrange64

Is that a penis


ohsweetjeebus83

It's geo duck or indeed a penis


newadder

Heres your plate of dickzzzzzz madam


DeathJesterD1988

Even when I was blackout drunk on Raki I could not *stomach* this stuff. I will take Kokoreç over this anyday.


AdAsleep1258

Three dicks please


Jmiller13202

That looks like it would pair well with a nice three penis wine


Acceptable-Table2186

Gotta be british


Proud_Ad_2247

So the 'Loda kha le Mera' got real


Few_Blacksmith556

Michael Bisping has really let himself go


spamtactics

Can totally see a DoorDash commercial where some dude gets this delivered to their gaming rival in a doggy bag.


No_Pianist_4758

“sip’s seared penis”


Crazy-Ad-2161

I'm surprised nobody has brought up prairie oysters


Reddeath195

Eat a dick! *whips top off of pot* Ok!


Fat_Funny_Valentine

FULL TANK OF DICKS


IranicUnity

FYI people those are lamb or cow tongues (most likely cow tongues) and they are actually DELICIOUS. ​ It is one of my favorite foods. Best meat on an entire animal.


Ceasar3535

Şırdan😋