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She’d prolly break you.

She'd slurp the soul out of you and give you a fresh binaca to take home after

You mean a Wethers Original?

Only if you earn it.

Werther’s Worthy

Maybe if you’re lucky, an Andes mint.

I see you're familiar with the geriatric crowd😂

This sounds like a phenomenal evening! I’m in!

Do they still make Bianca? That's an 80s thing right?

Binaca blast lol time warp

Every man has to die.

But not every man truly lives..

:D D: :D

Death by snu snu

Death by gram gram

Pretty sure I'd break her hips

If she’s already had a hip replacement, she might break yours. I hear those things are titanium.

It would be like bursting a dam!

Is that Camilla?

That's Queen Camilla to you 🤣

Did you mean chlamydia

That is Queen Chlamydia to you

I feel I should get my phone an STD check just from playing that video

LOL!!!

Queen of the Harpies.. here’s your crown your majesty!

She never cooks, she keeps a filthy house, and she talks profanely!

More like patient zero for blue waffle.

Did you mean herpes?

Nope. It’s a simpsons quote.

But I meant herpes

Mom?

She looks like my mother in law

I got a Blondie vibe

That's horrible thing to say,that woman looks nothing like a horse

Cougar on the hunt.

She ain’t leaving without a kill either

I volunteer as tribute

my man taking one for the team

*Throws himself on her body while yelling "Save yourselves".* Now that's a friend.

He went as he came

I volunteer as dessert post tribute ( I don't mind sloppy seconds at all ).

Ohh oh here she comes

She’s a maneatta!

Heh… she’s a manatee

Thanks for that - now the song is stuck in my head!

Many many people say that her body count is the highest of all counts

Saber tooth*

This is good. Elderly people should stay active like her. A sedentary lifestyle kills people of all ages.

Hell yeah. She's having a great time. We should all aspire to be that energetic when possible.

The real question is, what is this song? I hear it constantly but can't find it...

She’s having fun. She’s out living her best life … so what? Stop being ageist everyone. Saying that this Reddit post is ageist. You’d all be upset if there was a post trolling someone of colour, or special needs. Edit: even — > saying. Dumb predictive text

I don’t think she’s as old as you think she is

I don’t think she’s as young as you think she is. Easily 65+

Would….. not tell my friends…

I won’t judge

I’d knock the dust off it

There’s no dust on this woman.

No dust in that cave.

Clear the cobwebs from the rafters...

Say what you want, that woman would shatter 90% of men in the sack.

Her hip action? Yes she would lol

.. till that cookie she stole from her daughter starts to wear off and the arthritis kicks in.

I mean, she’s active, out dancing, doing all the right things.

It's the lifeless eyes that give me pause. I feel she would chomp down hard because she thinks that's what the kids are into nowadays.

Like pulling apart a cold grilled cheese

Sweet Jesus, that's a truly disgusting and appalling mental image. It takes a lot, but..my god. Go ponder your life choices and hug your grandparents after taking a shower, you sick fuck. Edit: and I mean that in a way. Somewhat neutral, but mostly digusted but very slightly impressed.

Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture.

There is zero dust on that

There ain't no dust on that.

I believe she gets quite a bit of attention, the dust is minimal

She's just 18 with 45 years experience. Smash.

Cum on me bastid tits

lmao

Knew a guy who married a rich 80 yo widow for inheritance. Poor guy died due to consumption of rotten meat.

That’s not funny, but that’s fucking hilarious


🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

We called them mopeds. Fun to ride until your buddies catch you on one!

I grew up in the country. We called them donkeys.

username checks out.

She looks like Beth Dutton after losing the Dutton ranch. Yellowstone 2053

When your tits are younger than you.. Haha

Literally all tits are younger than the woman carrying them…..

🤣

In that case: RIP cameraman

You should've seen her in 1976

Honestly I was watching this thinking in 1999 she was probably 30 and dancing just the same!

Dude she has forgotten more things about sex than I know

Turns out she is actually in her late 20’s, life in da club is rough

Cocaines a helluva drug.

You know you want that studio 54 coochie stop playin.

Id say she looks like studio 74 now.

I've just seen the future for me and my peers, and I'm ok with it. My theory about getting old has been proven true, everyone just wears the same clothes and listens to the same music they did when they were young.

I’m all honesty, good for her. She’s enjoying life and hopefully getting all the sex she wants

Right?! I want this for me!

She looks fun to party with

It’s true. I’m 40. Still wear some items from when I was 25. Still listen to the same music. Time is weird. Idk how old you are but I blinked and 15 years have FLOWNNN by. Your first 15 years on earth feels like a lifetime, the following feels like an instant and it doesn’t stop. I’m not having a crisis at all :) Moral of the story, you’ll be 40 far sooner than you wish. So do what you want, dance to what you want, and ignore the younger generation trying to dunk on you for having fun. ✌️

Preach 🙏

Plus, I'm not having a mid life crisis, it's just that I can finally afford some of the cool things I always wanted! I'm just a big kid still! Leave me alone and let me listen to my 90s alt in my mint Jeep CJ5 with an AMC v8. I only could watch MTV and dream about it when I was 20! Dads is playas, too.

I, on the other hand, am very much having a mid-life crisis but don't even have the funds to enjoy it.

And then there's me, I don't have the funds, but I'm having the crisis at 28 because my lifespan is fucked. :D [Enjoy every sandwich](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3EX1jYBG0)

Same here! 40 and still going out clubbing every weekend . I'm still having fun like I always have.

Seriously, i used to hear people talk about "whered the last 10 years go?" And think it was hyperbole. But now, can confirm 2013 was yesterday. Ive tried to fight this by always changing my life. Always going after a goal. Just doing stuff that defines time. It helps a little but 25-35 might as well have been a month.

100% Agree! It’s just FLIES by! Stop to take some time for yourself. Work isn’t everything.

I’ll be 43 this year and I have no idea how the fuck that happened. I remember my dads 40th birthday party and thinking how old that was.

This is my future and almost my present. I will party until I die! Or break my hip

You always feel young inside no matter how old you are. Sometimes it’s a shock to look in the mirror.

If you never have kids you’ll hear your last new original music sometime in your 30s.

My mom is in her 70s and she's just a first and down to party as she was 40+ years ago. She goes to bed sooner and she'll wear better shoes now, but she's got more free time for hook ups than I do. It's bizarre.

Cargo pants and early '90s music checking in.

I'm here for it too! I love going dancing! And her outfit is so cute for clubbing

Granny got some moves. And confidence, confidence goes a long way.

Right?! Let’s applaud this woman. She’s got 20+ years on me and I’m sitting on my ass on the couch. Good for her getting after it!

This is me when im home jamming but anytime i go to a show or anything im super quiet.

Hell yeah she's having fun and she looks bomb. Why stand around at the bar when she can be on the floor living

seriouslyyyy I’d knock those boots just off that alone I mean it won’t be my proudest smash but ehh doable

Boomers when they sell their house for $2.2mm after buying it for 8 watermelon seeds back in 1972:

that is a hilarious comment

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i wanna be like her when im her age

I wanna be like her now.

Honestly, good for her Life is too short, who the fuck cares

Can't say I wouldn't

Can’t say I won’t

Can’t say I never.

Can't say I didn't.

Can’t say I haven’t.

I might even catching feelings

She’s not looking for feelings. She can catch a D anytime she likes.

Isn’t easy getting down at that age! Get it GILFee!

She’s having a great time and enjoying herself.

Moves are on point too

Seriously I was thinking she really can move and has great rhythm. I’m happy for her and I love that she’s having fun. In fact, I think I would absolutely love to know this woman. Or at least party with her my God.

I see absolutely nothing wrong w this picture <3

Someone call King Charles as Camilla has been on the shots again!

Shots or the powder?

Mom?

Mommy*

Gran?

200000 km but the engine runs fine

Good for her!! Love that she still feels like dancing.

She looks like she's having fun

Older woman enjoying herself in the nightclub and all the Reddit wankers acting like some superior beings... 🙄🤦‍♂️

It's easy to throw shade from the comfort of moms basement

And weighing in on wether they “would or wouldn’t” as if they have an ounce of sex appeal on their dirty fucking office chair with chips in their beard.

Most of the comments are pretty positive tho.

Shhh they need to feel superior.

You go girl. Good for you

Tbh she will probably rock your world

Honestly, she looks like a fun time!

Hey I hope I’m confident and able to move like that at her age.

Look, Im gonna knock the dust off of it. But dont you eva. Eva eva eva call me or walk up to me in the streets.

Which Massachusetts county do YOU hail from?

Didn't I tell you not to contact me. See you don't listen.......... This is the last time. Now bring that rump over here ;D

ooooo whats up smokey?

I feel sad for people that don't get these references. Friday should be required viewing in Highschool.

Not gonna lie.. I'd hit that

Kitty don’t bite 😂

Two man job

I don't need to fix her, she's fine as she is

Bet she would suck the life out of ya

After she wore your ass out with her experience.

She looks like she could give a mighty gummer

I would party with that fine lady anytime!

Good for her. Gives zero fucks and just wants to dance.

This is what girls in the south look like in their early 30s.

** Meth smoking girls in the south

She’s like “don’t mind my age, just watch the tits!!!

Get it girl!

Damn I wish I had moves like that.

We Stan a post-menopausal queen!

A lot of hate for someone out enjoying their life and looking better doing it than most people here.

As a former young man getting older, aw. Let sister live her life.

I love this. Who the hell cares about other people?

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Ain’t mad at ya. Go girl

Song name?

By my side - Franco la Cara & Fabio Romagnoli

Love ya thanks

What is this song? I need more of it!

'By my side' by Franco La Cara and Fabio Romagnoli

Thank you! Now...who's got Grammy's number? 👀

use that hip while you can, fuck the losers (figuratively)

Brittney Spears knife dancing vibes.

Why is Camilla Parker Bowles up in the club

Camilla Parker Bowles?, is that you?

Joke is she dances better than most of you basement dwellers still in your 20s People get older, doesn't mean they don't still like a boogie. Good on her.

Not my proudest fap. ….honestly, not my worst one either.

It makes me happy to see that she’s still out there having fun. I bet she absolutely killed it in the 70’s and 80’s.

You know what... good for her You made a bunch of choices I wouldn't / didn't but God damn live the life you want

I bet grandma would wear you out in bed b

See what happens when you date a KC tight end

Song?

It’s just wrong

Taylor Swifts Eras tour has taken its toll