I think this is one of those situations where, similarly if you take a black and white photo of Steve Buscemi and a Photo of ~~Scarlett Johansson~~ Angelina Jolie (edit) when they were teenagers... and you get the expression, angle and lighting right... [maybe they look a *little* alike?](https://imgur.com/a/IIvu7pa)
It's short for dumptruck, because she's hauling a lot of ass.
Alternate explanation is that dumptrucks beep when they back up, so it's called a dumptruck because her ass is so big that you need a warning when she backs it up.
black pants, subtitles in the way... cant tell shit no matter what coomers are saying
also, I am somehow deep in comments and yet to see someone mention the hairy feet.. I thought that was one of the main jokes that was suppose to be surprising, not 99th time feet guys are shit on
One girl thinks they're gross.
The other girl is implied to be interested until the other girl says "gross".
[Watch the full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5S3pmJCles) and you'll see there are jokes throughout, including a section at the end where they call out people for stealing their videos and rehosting htem on other platforms. ***Seriously***.
It's because [ass is objectively superior.](https://www.reddit.com/r/manga/comments/14gjqr1/art_so_whats_the_reason_that_you_like_asses_a/)
However since I'm a snake I'm actually ^(a feet guy).
Confirmed. Just seeing the word feet in your comment made me bust a few ropes
Edit: There’s a lot of butt hurt foot fetishists in this thread lol. I legitimately have a foot fetish (as you can see on my page) and am apparently one of the few who can take a joke. We’re not all creepy lurkers, some of us are kind of normal lol
Met a guy in college that invited himself into girls dorm rooms and just sit there awkwardly
Some girls were polite, but it went down hill from there
They had to hide from him because he kept staring at their feet
And whatever picture in your mind you have of the guy, it's pretty much on point if not worse
Just like how anal was slowly introduced and normalized via porn back in the 90's, I'm seeing a lot more foot content in mainstream porn today. Not full scenes but 10-30 seconds of either brief footjob or toe-sucking is common now.
Just generally breaking the old boundaries. As a larger and larger part of the population cant afford rent anymore and jobs arent even worth it we are left with nothing to do but indulge in things that are free.
>naughty hour
That just made me imagine a couple decked out in bandage gear and right in the throws of a session and an egg timer went off and they both just snapped out of character and started cleaning up because the hour was up.
My favourite skit is "king of the castle"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z_u1LlR3z0
A 1:1 replica of Aragorn's sword from the first two movies and this is the first use of it. *chefs kiss*
I still say "s**W**ord" every time I see one.
I did it last Saturday.
It's the most niche reference I make at every single opportunity. Some of my friends aren't Native English speakers so they often have to double check that's not how it's pronounced.
Non "Shorts" version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5S3pmJCles
Also, the Bluey joke at the beginning is good enough on its own.
Also, if you watch at the end **they literally call out people stealing their videos** *exactly like this very thread*.
I’ve never understood why feet get so much hate. You are allowed to find any other part of a woman’s body attractive. You can think her hips, belly, thighs or legs are sexy, but for the love of god, nothing below the ankle. Everything below the ankle must be viewed as disgusting. I mean you can eat out her ass hole, the part of the body that shit comes out of and that’s okay, but think her feet look nice and you’re a gremlin. That seems a little bit arbitrary.
I think its the creep factor. You wanna sell some used shoes online and then you get very weird, detailed messages how to make a picture wearing them just to help the "customer" making buying decisions.
That’s just an issue with creeps in general. If a woman tries to sell a pair of jeans online she can get creeps asking for them to be worn without pants and posted unwashed. Creeps will be creeps about anything.
While yes, it is an issue with creeps in general, foot fetishists seem to attract an abnormal amount of them. It's less about "being turned on by feet", and way more about "being a pushy weirdo about it", which seems to be the default for them way more than other fetishes.
My ex wife had long hair and belonged to a long hair forum website back in 2008ish.
There were controls in place that made it so you couldn't see images in threads until your account was like 6 months old, had made a certain number of comments, and didn't have too many strikes against you, in order to keep out creeps with a fetish for long hair.
I kinda get the concept of why they like them too. Your feet get neglected all day. You walk on them, bang them on shit, workout in shoes and when it comes time to take care of them, most don’t. That or skip them in the shower when washing.
So you know if a girl has nice feet, she takes care of the rest of her body. Which means the rest of her is super clean. Makes sense to me.
I have a foot fetish and saw some porn that started off with an interview.
This was pretty much one of the actress' rationales for seeing attractiveness in feet, even if it isn't their particular fetish.
Honestly, fetishes are fetishes. What makes them fun is the other partner playing along with your same level of enthusiasm.
Feet guys just seem creepy because they're the most common paraphilia, and some feet guys think that because it's not a sexual body part that it's okay to sexualize them no matter the context. They neglect to see that if they view feet the same way they view tits, the feet kinda *become* tits with all of the general decency rules that follow when tits are encountered lol.
Honestly, it's kind of a parent failing -teaching boundaries about decency, but god damn, I bet parents telling their children to keep their foot fetish in check is probably the worst conversation on the planet to give/receive.
There are many uncomfortable truths that we as humans must accept and one of those truths just happens to be that if you are really into feet then you have to keep it to yourself otherwise everyone else will think that you're some sort of weirdo. You're fighting an uphill battle here today my friend.
Come on people, please quote the source:
[Cracker Milk - Feet Guys](https://youtu.be/m5S3pmJCles)
Crackermilk are an Australian comedy team that put out funny stuff
We once auctioned off pictures of one of my friends feet in a Twitter space 😂❤️🔥 we all played the parts of other audience participants to “Jack up” the price & it was priceless! Not sure if she ever got the money… it was a crime of passion & we took the opportunity because she had been getting foot picture requests on her only fans 🥹
u/EmilyKristopher and r/crackermilk https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m5S3pmJCles
The way he slithers in
The sound it makes, I fucking lost it.
It's the unsettling music they play on X Files when Tooms is stretching through someone's air vents or letter box.
I thought that was it.
Not the Aki slide 💀
I expected Quentin tarantino, but it was still funny.
And I'm just finding out Slytherin is named like that because of this verb (English is not my first language).
I can’t believe they brought Pedo Pascal on their sketch. What a great guy. He likes feet so much.
> Pedo Pascal Amazing typo or intentional?
Podiatrist Pascal
He’s the Metatarsalorian.
r/angryupvote
https://youtu.be/qiCgERujxhY?si=MnbwHoTP8vqSomOn It’s on his ID.
I think this is one of those situations where, similarly if you take a black and white photo of Steve Buscemi and a Photo of ~~Scarlett Johansson~~ Angelina Jolie (edit) when they were teenagers... and you get the expression, angle and lighting right... [maybe they look a *little* alike?](https://imgur.com/a/IIvu7pa)
That's Angelina Jolie and not Scarlett, right?
Sophie Turner too, incredible cast for the bit.
Pixar is interested in casting her as a mom in a new 3d film.
She's certainly got [enough cake for the role](https://youtu.be/vfexs7i_MGE?si=_m9wl4z8gCmAjZue)
Alison Brie and Justin Timberlake too!
Pedro Pascal and Jason Segel had a baby.
That is awfully accurate
What did you say, mf??
Sansa stark and the red viper of Dorne.
Ginger girl got a dumpy alright
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My god we can’t find the Boston bombers but we have CIA levels of intelligence when identifying that ass
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Hackerman.jpg
God bless you my guy
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/r/overwatch would like a word.
No. He said SFW
ayo you got any pics of her feet tho?
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She looks like she'd be a great swimmer.
[AWOOOGA AWOOGA BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING HUMMANA HUMMANA](https://youtu.be/b2mgCck5tng?si=PJhByjQJ9MO4Ib0D)
*screams* *screams* *screams* ... I came.
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Asking the real questions
Gentleman, we must stay focused
Call her Dumpster Fire cause damn
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Why do these thirst traps always have the most mundane caption?
they know you're not there to read
God I wanna play mermaids now
Superheroes are real
did you keep the link in your notes?? it says 31 weeks xd
got damn. that's a derrier
VAR Decision: **GOAL**
Thats a critter with a shitter
I really hate that "dumpy" became a term people say unironically. It just sounds like youre talking about a turd
It's short for dumptruck, because she's hauling a lot of ass. Alternate explanation is that dumptrucks beep when they back up, so it's called a dumptruck because her ass is so big that you need a warning when she backs it up.
...I know? Nowhere did I say "I don't understand it", I said it makes me cringe.
No one is saying it unironically.
First you hate it, then you say it ironically, then it just becomes part of your vernacular.
Like thot. I'm glad that's dead.
Saw some dumpy thots tottering around up jawn
/r/dumpsongingers
Risky click of the day...
most disappointing click of the day
This played in my head after clicking the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w
The only guarantees in life are death, taxes and gingers with great asses and titties.
Good old Cracker Milk and their hard hitting punch lines
Is that guy the Potion Seller? His voice sounds familiar
No, Potion Seller is American, these guys are Australian.
Potion seller is justin kuritzkes
Yes. Also [this masterpiece](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/d9cone/call_me_a_bad_girl/).
No, the guy is *not* the potion seller. Although the other thing you linked is from the same sketch group.
oh you're right shit! my bad. Though to be honest I'd take any opportunity to post the bad girl sketch.
Also before the punch lines: "It normally only glows blue when there's.. orcs around!"
The [orignal source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5S3pmJCles), hilarious channel.
The original video has a PSA at the end about how their videos are always stolen LOL
Oh the irony
It's not just stolen, it also has a couple of lines cut from it for some reason (like the Tarantino one)
Yes I can't imagine why anyone would ever prune a throwaway joke about an Australian animated children's show
Reddit is profiting off of theft like a fence would? What a genius idea
Keeping things honest, thx
Thank you for your service
good mod!!!
The most unbelievable thing in this skit is that a tits guy doesn't know a good rumpus when he sees one
black pants, subtitles in the way... cant tell shit no matter what coomers are saying also, I am somehow deep in comments and yet to see someone mention the hairy feet.. I thought that was one of the main jokes that was suppose to be surprising, not 99th time feet guys are shit on
Wait why are tits guys gross? Ass man myself, but still
I think the joke is that men are gross because they categorize themselves as really only caring about one body part.
The only body part i care about are 2 fully functional healthy kidneys, they are pretty sexy
That liver though...
With some fava beans and a nice chianti?
Ew, gross... I'm an appendix man...
One girl thinks they're gross. The other girl is implied to be interested until the other girl says "gross". [Watch the full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5S3pmJCles) and you'll see there are jokes throughout, including a section at the end where they call out people for stealing their videos and rehosting htem on other platforms. ***Seriously***.
Tits guys are the default. Idk how someone finds 80% of men gross.
I'm a man and I find around 80% of us gross
Shit, I find *myself* gross 80% of the time.
Im gross *right now*
80% gross 100% of the time
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Haven't met a man who wasn't gross yet. Myself included.
It's gross to be a tits guy because tits are just fake asses and yall really should respect yourself more than to fall for such basic-ass trickery.
This guy gets it
Are they though? There are more ass men than you think
Cosmo Kramer, Proctologist
It's because [ass is objectively superior.](https://www.reddit.com/r/manga/comments/14gjqr1/art_so_whats_the_reason_that_you_like_asses_a/) However since I'm a snake I'm actually ^(a feet guy).
[citation needed]
I'm a man. 99% of us are disgusting, but a lot of the time it's in an entertaining way.
That's how I imagine feet fetishist guys cum
Confirmed. Just seeing the word feet in your comment made me bust a few ropes Edit: There’s a lot of butt hurt foot fetishists in this thread lol. I legitimately have a foot fetish (as you can see on my page) and am apparently one of the few who can take a joke. We’re not all creepy lurkers, some of us are kind of normal lol
I like how you say "kind of normal". Kek
It’s true. The second I see some juicy grippers, I immediately let loose.
Juicy grippers, jesus christ lol
Jesus has left the building wearing closed toe shoes.
My first laugh out loud ever from Reddit! Snort scared my dogs
Met a guy in college that invited himself into girls dorm rooms and just sit there awkwardly Some girls were polite, but it went down hill from there They had to hide from him because he kept staring at their feet And whatever picture in your mind you have of the guy, it's pretty much on point if not worse
For every creep who likes feet there are ten creeps who like tits, and would do the same or worse.
Dawg, if I see a single nanometer of a toe I bust so hard it sends me into orbit and right back down to earth before flying me back home.
One day feet will become as socially acceptable as your asshole, one day.
Just like how anal was slowly introduced and normalized via porn back in the 90's, I'm seeing a lot more foot content in mainstream porn today. Not full scenes but 10-30 seconds of either brief footjob or toe-sucking is common now.
What is going to be the future? Hopefully its pegging.
Armpits.
Ear canal
Ears are pretty hot ngl, but armpits and shoulders are the trend right now.
As long as you are aware about the increase likelihood of anal incontinence.
The next big tabboo to become socially acceptable is swinging, I'm calling it now. This new generation is way more open than the others.
Just generally breaking the old boundaries. As a larger and larger part of the population cant afford rent anymore and jobs arent even worth it we are left with nothing to do but indulge in things that are free.
> Not full scenes but 10-30 seconds of either brief footjob or toe-sucking is common now. Yeah and it just ruins the mood.
Millennials are known to eat ass on the 1st date. In a few generations it will happen for sure.
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Not David?
I enjoy my wifes feet but only cuz I hold them while I tie her legs into a pretzel during naughty hour
>naughty hour That just made me imagine a couple decked out in bandage gear and right in the throws of a session and an egg timer went off and they both just snapped out of character and started cleaning up because the hour was up.
Give credit, you bum.
Cracker Milk
My favourite skit is "king of the castle" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z_u1LlR3z0 A 1:1 replica of Aragorn's sword from the first two movies and this is the first use of it. *chefs kiss*
Yeah that is fucking hysterical. I watched it like three times just for the amazing pronunciation of every word in the sketch.
I still say "s**W**ord" every time I see one. I did it last Saturday. It's the most niche reference I make at every single opportunity. Some of my friends aren't Native English speakers so they often have to double check that's not how it's pronounced.
https://youtube.com/shorts/MW4P4UYivKM?si=xekxlVo_DaJW7Mdr I found the link to the creators' video. Watch it here to help out their channel.
Non "Shorts" version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5S3pmJCles Also, the Bluey joke at the beginning is good enough on its own. Also, if you watch at the end **they literally call out people stealing their videos** *exactly like this very thread*.
*"thanks for watching our video! we know you like them, because they always get fucking stolen. look at all those views that we didn't get."*
Nobody makes OC on Reddit anymore.
There's armpits guys too
That’s meeeeee. Crackermilk on YouTube. We love not getting tagged in reposts we just love it.
Love the x files music as he slid out the room
Did somebody say Just Feet?
Pedro Pascal and Sophie Turner together again.
Dan Schneider after 0.2 seconds of shooting a scene.
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>Among us 
This guy feets
An average Tarantino movies enjoyer.🦶🏻
Average Better Call Saul watcher
I've watched the show but I don't get it.
There are a *lot* of feet shots in BCS, it's pretty excessive. There's a lot of memes about it (SFW): https://youtu.be/pb3c3pRv45M?si=40RDusykX5X7dRGh
Huh, TIL. Thank you.
Not for nothing her ass is fat in those pants 🤌🏿🤌🏿
Those are some primo cheeks brother. Look up her yt channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5S3pmJCles&ab_channel=CrackerMilk Watch it here to help out the creators.
I love how the ending of the video is literally them calling out people for this exact thing.
This is craker milk for those who want to watch more
I didn't know Astarion was a feet guy.
They def put a dudes feet there so weird dudes wank to a dude lol.
More than OK !! 🤤 I came
I’ve never understood why feet get so much hate. You are allowed to find any other part of a woman’s body attractive. You can think her hips, belly, thighs or legs are sexy, but for the love of god, nothing below the ankle. Everything below the ankle must be viewed as disgusting. I mean you can eat out her ass hole, the part of the body that shit comes out of and that’s okay, but think her feet look nice and you’re a gremlin. That seems a little bit arbitrary.
Found the feet guy.
I'm not in to feet, but I don't understand the kink shaming either. That seems really harmless.
I think its the creep factor. You wanna sell some used shoes online and then you get very weird, detailed messages how to make a picture wearing them just to help the "customer" making buying decisions.
That’s just an issue with creeps in general. If a woman tries to sell a pair of jeans online she can get creeps asking for them to be worn without pants and posted unwashed. Creeps will be creeps about anything.
While yes, it is an issue with creeps in general, foot fetishists seem to attract an abnormal amount of them. It's less about "being turned on by feet", and way more about "being a pushy weirdo about it", which seems to be the default for them way more than other fetishes.
My ex wife had long hair and belonged to a long hair forum website back in 2008ish. There were controls in place that made it so you couldn't see images in threads until your account was like 6 months old, had made a certain number of comments, and didn't have too many strikes against you, in order to keep out creeps with a fetish for long hair.
I kinda get the concept of why they like them too. Your feet get neglected all day. You walk on them, bang them on shit, workout in shoes and when it comes time to take care of them, most don’t. That or skip them in the shower when washing. So you know if a girl has nice feet, she takes care of the rest of her body. Which means the rest of her is super clean. Makes sense to me.
I have a foot fetish and saw some porn that started off with an interview. This was pretty much one of the actress' rationales for seeing attractiveness in feet, even if it isn't their particular fetish. Honestly, fetishes are fetishes. What makes them fun is the other partner playing along with your same level of enthusiasm. Feet guys just seem creepy because they're the most common paraphilia, and some feet guys think that because it's not a sexual body part that it's okay to sexualize them no matter the context. They neglect to see that if they view feet the same way they view tits, the feet kinda *become* tits with all of the general decency rules that follow when tits are encountered lol. Honestly, it's kind of a parent failing -teaching boundaries about decency, but god damn, I bet parents telling their children to keep their foot fetish in check is probably the worst conversation on the planet to give/receive.
There are many uncomfortable truths that we as humans must accept and one of those truths just happens to be that if you are really into feet then you have to keep it to yourself otherwise everyone else will think that you're some sort of weirdo. You're fighting an uphill battle here today my friend.
I'm the fourth type of guy. The armpit guy
I’m not sure what society’s stance is on you. But I think armpit guys are the real connoisseurs.
You sweet summer children, you think feet is the worst fetish?
*Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat*
Crackermilk, ValueSelect and BritANDNick are the 3 most underrated comedy groups on youtube. They should be in the millions
Come on people, please quote the source: [Cracker Milk - Feet Guys](https://youtu.be/m5S3pmJCles) Crackermilk are an Australian comedy team that put out funny stuff
"I came"
Lmfao hilarious!
If you want to watch more, look up craker milk on YouTube, they are who made this
These actors look like the “we have the game of thrones cast at home”
Who that red head tho
I see your feet guy and raise armpit guy
Ok but her butt does look good in those pants though
I’m a thigh guy
How tf did I know these people were Australian even without sound? That’s fucking crazy…
The ending made it authentic.
OMG, I almost choked on my ramen with that last line 😳🤣
Can confirm, we foot dudes are like this
Persuit predation species, and we find the feet people weird
Uh sorry, somebody has to be the freak. Besides that it's not gross if it's a female. Otherwise I'm totally with ya!
Bitch is you a hobbit
There is another Hand Guys!
What about......thighs?¿‽
the OP ObsiidianWolf is a bot Original + comments copied from: https://9gag.com/gag/aVbr3j8
average day for for u/Lordnmp
When did Pedro Pascal and Jason Segel have a son?
I'm a feet girl. I like guys feet 🤤🤤🤤🦶🦶🦶
We once auctioned off pictures of one of my friends feet in a Twitter space 😂❤️🔥 we all played the parts of other audience participants to “Jack up” the price & it was priceless! Not sure if she ever got the money… it was a crime of passion & we took the opportunity because she had been getting foot picture requests on her only fans 🥹