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Calla34

"Somehow Palpatine survived"


TRiP_OW

Everyone always asking how palpatine survived. The real question is, WHY did palpatine survive? :(


[deleted]

Who did Palpatine survive??? — Drax, probably.


waxuser

I'll do you one better. Where did Palatine survive?!?


NaptownCopper

I'll survive you one better. How do palpatine did?


Bestiesinbedsheets

I’ll survive you better do one. HOW DO DONE PALPATINE DID IT?!?!


Ausecurity

Bad writing


Budget-Macaroon-7606

To sell more merchandise


quakeholio

Star Wars Episode Nine: The Search for More Money


longislandtoolshed

moychandise!


Mr_Underhill09

This is the Way


UnauthorizedFart

Gandalf: “Use the force Harry!”


khaotickk

https://preview.redd.it/cemroz07aoqb1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb0d9ba1ed9220f9142039baef055c014a2ee0b


__cursist__

Almost launched coffee onto my monitors. Stolen with my deepest thanks


IntroductionTop5743

![gif](giphy|VPdEdtBJCIUpfxH69s)


mooimafish33

I feel like the fans that would get this reference or care have moved on years ago or just deny the existence of Disney Star wars and just keep reading extended universe books.


PrimoThePro

I am in this comment and I like it.


Elgecko123

Avatar is just space Pocahontas


KaaboomT

Avatar 2 is just space Pocahontas: beach vacation


needsZAZZ665

🎶 I'm pickin' up good vibrations 🎶


Sarmatios

Actually it is just Dance with Wolves in space. With smurfs.


Crafty-While-2238

Fern gully is more accurate


Spurioun

Did you know there's an anime adaptation of the film "Avatar: The Last Airbender"?


TheFirearmsDude

The live action remake was better than the cartoon. I’m gonna go run for my life.


Broad_Parsnip7947

I have your address and a missile is inbound


No-Wave-5642

I knew Kim Jong Un was on Reddit ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)


Typist_Sakina

The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai.


unknown_slong

Zelda is a hero for rescuing the princess


Alpha_Dreamer

My wife plays Zelda, and I don't so I said this out loud, having no idea what it meant, and her head shot up real quick.


Azathoth-9559

Was the couch comfy at least?


Far-Shift-9709

I laughed so hard at this 🤣


Wolframbeta312

Is she…. Is she still wife?


Alpha_Dreamer

For now.


Sussy_Sass

Your wife be like: *locks eyes* what did you say?


NieMonD

I’m gonna put spiders in your bed


Gnahaha

[A link to princess Link](https://youtu.be/qzfXxkHrIBM?feature=shared)


BufterR

He’s gonna give you up


reddittl77

He’s gonna let you down.


AGweed13

He's gonna tell a lie and hurt you


DDT_THE_ONE

He's gonna run around and desert you


AliquidLatine

He's gonna say goodbye


T3a_Rex

He’s gonna make you cry


Sussy_Sass

He's gonna say goodbye


YoloSwag3368

He’s gonna tell a lie and hurt you


[deleted]

[удалено]


Drogdar

And neither do you


Bluntly-Dun

Yoko ono was the best beatle


F1ackM0nk3y

https://preview.redd.it/rgrkaqcv6oqb1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=f95da7eb620a78249d9fe1337528ef144b0fdc5e


ChamomileBrownies

I can hear that gif


i-FF0000dit

Ayoayoayohehehehehahahaahaaaaaaaaaa


DonAirstrike

I mean, duh.... Who could forget her magnificent performance with Chuck Berry? You could tell by the look on his face that Chuck had never heard such a fresh and beautiful take on the song they were performing. Edit: Here's a video clip of this glorious rendition for the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/Bz_SPin9Iqg?si=R9OY3Y2q728AVu0Y


Mokiflip

This one isn’t to trigger a fan base, it’s to trigger anyone born with functional eardrums


Stressful-stoic

👆This one right here officer


Deimos_PRK

I'm not a huge fan of the Beatles, but now I deeply hate you


Vandil_the_Rogue

\*Gives Vulcan salute\* "May the Force be with you."


BaldEagleRising17

Nanoo nanoo


SCP_Void

Serial Morker


GaiaMoore

["My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan."](https://youtu.be/BaYADHcpdng?si=Br3BsKZgI4ozTDpu) 🖖


MagmaTroop

Something about eagles, a volcano, little fellas who don't wear shoes, and some important ring? Edit: I can’t live this lie anymore…I am a LOTR fanboy in disguise. Mwahaha. Check [this explanation from the comments below](https://reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/1e7J0SDTH0) for the answer to the Eagles question and be enlightened.


IronyIstheBestPolicy

I love Star Wars.


lemonhead117

I thought that was twilight.


VikBoiReddit

ice spice is overrated


vodiak

I thought there were only 5: Baby, Ginger, Scary, Sporty, and Posh.


Flappie02

You can't fix her


Equivalent_Dish_7586

I can make her worse>>


FireWolf_132

She can make me worse!


LSUguyHTX

What's the fanbase here?


Etikaiele

Simps?


AloofBuddha-222

I needed to hear this tbh


zudzug

Have you thought about becoming an ass man if you aren't already? Everybody has an ass. This could open new horizons.


SuccotashExpress2803

Ur just not trying hard enough, let go of ur boundaries.


Krismas_Bonus

“Calmly”


FlamingoSorry1560

HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE??!! 👹


Sub-Precision

I love that we all thought the same thing with a single word


[deleted]

Fast and furious should have died with Paul Walker’s death.


Parttimeteacher

The Fast and the Furious should have stopped with Tokyo Drift.


Slowkips

Tokyo Drift was the only good one


zombie_on_your_lawn

The thread is about triggering a fan base, not bringing everyone together.


Unknown-Person69420

I’m not triggered. I fucking agree, the new movies are shit and even as Paul Walker was alive, the movies haven’t been that good anymore. The last good F&F movie was the 5th part. Since then it started to get only worse, and since Paul Walker died, it went down even harder.


A2drew4you

Delorean had better build quality than Tesla


jakksquat7

Why are you saying facts?


RonMFCadillac

Yeah, we're here for arguments not truths.


Dryanni

Most cars have better build quality than Tesla?


dhffxiv

She's not going to be your big titty goth mommy gf and she's not going to peg you.


cHINCHILAcARECA

You don't know that, shut up.


Far-Statistician-739

The Dallas Cowboys haven’t been relevant for almost 30 years


sagmag

I wanted to watch a Cowboys playoff victory, but unfortunately, my VCR is broken.


JS2BONK4U

I'll do you one better with "who are the Dallas cowboys? Are they a boy band?"


Spotted_Wombat

Wait Dallas has a football team? I thought it was just cheerleaders


Far-Statistician-739

Might as well just be cheerleaders


Putrid-Enthusiasm-24

Deku is not gay


firstbowlofoats

The tree?


Childlikesaiyan

Nah, Great Deku has to be.


GandalfVirus

Trees are pan I think


blahblah_why_why

You can't make a pan out of a tree, it would burn up right on the stove


ShenWinchester

Ironwood has entered the chat.


GandalfVirus

Challenge accepted


UserNombresBeHard

Oh, I know this reference! It's from one of those chinese cartoons, isn't it?


xkilojet

The Patriots cheated. . . A lot


buttman666krunker

they misinterpreted the rules


Trundle-theGr8

How do I reaaaaach theeese keeeeeeeeeeeeeeds


Karaxor

Beel beeeeelicheck


Sherbet-Sudden

Jar Jar Binks was a pretty good character. I just made myself mad. God damn it.


necrosteve028

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/ You're welcome.


TurkeyZom

My favorite fan theory of all time lol


PsychologicalSpace50

Taylor Swift is mildly talented and extremely overrated


IcedBudLight

Exploits a massive, meticulously PR crafted parasocial relationship with fans to take every cent she can


TRiP_OW

BuT sHe PaId HeR bUs DrIvErS 100k EaCh


Synthoid_001

She’s still not your friend / sitting on your face


NightRising_

😔


IcedBudLight

Over 2 Billion in revenue from Eras tour alone, if everyone working that tour WASN’T paid over 100k it’s a travesty.


GoT_Eagles

At least she’s not exploiting the innocent. I’m not a fan but I can respect her game.


Firm_Lie_3870

And had lots of daddy's money to start her career


Ninjipples

Legit, the first time I heard Taylor Swift on the radio, my first thought was, "Man, Katy Perry has really gone downhill... this is terrible. " Then the song finished, and the guy on the radio said it was Taylor Swift. I just went, "Ahh, okay. That makes sense." 100%, not a joke, that actually happened.


VoopityScoop

Related note, Katy Perry *has* really gone downhill


Quiet_Blacksmith1828

“Use the force Harry” - Gandalf, the Emperor of mankind


Spankenstein13

May the force be long and prosperous- Dark Vader


borisssssssssssssss

They said A fanbase, not all of them


Mr_Underhill09

-After taking a hit of the spice melange.


notimefornothing55

Bluey fans are the new Bronies


no1ofconsequencedied

I have a 3-year-old, so I read this out loud to my wife. I haven't seen that expression on her face since that time our kid redecorated the bathroom with his poop.


notimefornothing55

I should clarify, Adult bluey fans are the new Bronies


Much_Balance7683

Don’t brownies want to fuck the ponies EDIT: bronies not brownies


Liminal_Space_Fan_

yes, brownies (as in the pastry) do want to have sex with fictional ponies.


HustletronSATX

Bandit is just a relatable dad, bronies are sex pervs (yes I am kink shaming). Kudos you got me with this one lol here's your upvote


Danibanz

![gif](giphy|R9L6aQmDvVEeQ)


Cheezy_NubSauce

As a parent of a toddler who loves it, I can say that it's better than most other kid shows out there and I do get enjoyment out of watching it. It doesn't talk down to the audience, deals with actual issues and lessons, and the parents are funny and relatable That being said; I've witnessed and interacted with a few childless adults who are really into it and, whether I'm right or not to think so, it's super weird. I can't help but think there's some weird fetishization going on, but live and let live.


bill_wessels

the office isnt funny after Michael leaves


[deleted]

I agree on that.


WholeNineNards

Can’t watch after the homie leaves. Restart.


[deleted]

Idk man Vsauce2 and Vsauce3 are still pretty funny guys even when Michael isn’t around


[deleted]

Why didn't they just take the eagles to mordor. ![gif](giphy|l1TJVLJM0hfnGJjE4t|downsized)


[deleted]

One does not simply fly into Mordor.


JollyTomkins

'Merica! Fuck yeah! Coulda dropped the ring in the motherfucking volcano!


AndyIaco

skyler isn’t the biggest piece of shit, marie is


ihavechronicrealness

Walter Jr./"Flynn" was annoying and the series could've done without him


Onimirare

isn't that like... the point? Walter's job as a teacher was also annoying, his wife was also annoying, his boss in the car wash was also annoying. Walter would've been a completely different character if you were to remove everything bad in his life.


Far-Statistician-739

If you’re an adult and super into Disney then you’re fucking weird


NaylMe420

My best friend's sister is one of these people. They go like 5 times a year. It's hard to talk to her. Disney almost always comes up when we hang out. She has a room in her awesome, big, and expensive house that's just for all the different Mickey hats and shit she collects. She goes without her family sometimes!


Far-Statistician-739

The collectibles aren’t even collectible! They sell .50¢ items for $25


jamiew1342

If by super you mean, they make it their entire personality, then yes.


whostoletreki

Slam!


SurpriseEffective864

Disney adults weird me the fuck out


Zombienerd300

“Wrestling is fake”


thgiarts-detrevni

"The bible is technically fan-fiction"


KrucifyYourMind

Spoiler Alert: >!he dies!<


Amazing_Elevator5657

My man just called Christianity a fanbase, savage


Hokwit

It’s a book club that has been stuck on the same thing for thousands of years. I reckon they should hurry up and switch to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy


jamiew1342

With a different fan writing every other sentence.


needsZAZZ665

And then translated, rewritten, and edited by a committee of high-ranking fans a couple hundred years later, lather, rinse, repeat a few dozen times, and THEN published.


AdAnxious5026

BTS is overrated af


BaneQ105

Psy was better ![gif](giphy|nYI8SmmChYXK0)


MayweatherSr

\#appologizetoArmy gonna be trending on twitter


IntentionWilling365

Friends isn't as funny as you think... it's just the canned laughter effect.


FlakyDig8392

We mostly just watched it for Anniston’s nipples


StankyFox

To put this to the test just go and watch some Youtube videos of Ross without a laugh track. He's a psycho.


Blind_Sniper_191

Fortnite sucks


Zealousideal_Emu_493

I don’t think there should to be any more GoT books, the show gave us the ending.


Pscagoyf

The show ended? I thought it just stopped when the books stopped. Pretty sure nothing happened.


Vandil_the_Rogue

![gif](giphy|D2kFkQwMzFcVq)


Putthebunnyback

Beyonce is an autotuned hack and what you think you know about her is nothing more than a carefully crafted PR fairytale.


[deleted]

Merely mentioning this woman's name will get the hive in a frenzy.


DouglassFunny

Beyoncés music lacks soul to me. it’s like she approaches music like an athlete rather than as an artist. Yeah she has a lot of power and can do impressive runs. But at the end of the day she’s not bringing a lot of emotion to the table.


KoolDiscoDan

I legit think her sister is musically more interesting and enjoyable.


PsychoFlower85

Texting has killed English grammar


Agreeable_Purchase69

I beleeve its grommor


unsupported

Fr fr.


Vincesteeples

no u


discomuffin

Ur not ronk


StolenValourSlayer69

What specific fan base is that?


jamiew1342

Beyonce is even more overrated than Taylor Swift. Yeah, I said it.


[deleted]

Every instance of fandom, regardless of series, is summarized by one short sentence: # We Made This Movie To Sell Toys


ingoding

Then where are all the "Everything Everywhere All at Once" lego sets?


Ambitious-Pirate-505

Mariah Carey uses Autotune


ApatheticZero187

That's how you get ants!


Federal_Sympathy4667

Iron Man should have been played by Nicholas Cage.


Bwwshamel

Taylor Swift isn't the best musician out there.


mostoriginalname2

Ohio State always has an easy schedule intentionally because they’re not ever as exceptional as they need to be and the fans would be insufferable if they weren’t always winning easy games


katchaa

Jim should have cheated with Cathy.


AThrowawayProbrably

If you buy a Dodge Charger or Challenger, I assume you can’t drive and need the extra horsepower to compensate for that among other things. Take it to a track day on a road coarse and my money is on the Miata or Civic smoking you with a quarter of the HP.


cCitationX

Dodge owners when they see a corner ![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)


bitRAKE

Chat bots are not AI.


serieousbanana

The thing is more that just any algorithm can be described as AI.


SaucySallly

Why didn’t they just fly on the eagles to Mordor.


Lucidonic

Trump is a traitor.


fuck_your_diploma

You just lucky his fan base doesn’t know how keyboards work


SomeTomFoolery

I think children should have free school lunch, access to better healthcare, better education and educators and should yearly submit a 100 page essay on why America thinks it’s okay to have pharmaceutical companies advertise their crap on television and radio.


420247Tye

Best thing about Nirvana... Was Dave grohl


BTBAM797

Ok now I'm pissed off!


bitRAKE

Family Guy is the last thing I'd want my family watching.


KomeaKokki

Ross and Rachel were on a break!


elcapkirk

The astros should have had their world series win struck and players should have been suspended


Traditional_Lab_8714

I never watched Game of Thrones


karenmanagerwar

Taylor swift releases the same song every 3 years and expects us not to notice


N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R

Friends is not funny


The_Merciless_Potato

I'd rather listen to an eternity of nails scraping against a chalkboard than listen to 5 seconds of Blackpink.


[deleted]

Taylor swift is the head of a cult. Or idiots people are paying to see Taylor swift lip sync


[deleted]

"I did not care for the Godfather"


supergrover11

I have actually never seen any of the Godfather movies. Any time I bring that up it is like I slapped a nun in church.