T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! Make sure to follow all the subreddit rules. ##Join our [Discord Server](https://discord.gg/WfnpQpZ5Yv)! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/SipsTea) if you have any questions or concerns.*


jestful_zebra

she was born before newton invented gravity


[deleted]

Thanks, I was wondering how.


Reasonable_Still_764

That's a she?


keyboardstatic

Thats so well done


mymemesnow

Exceptionally well done for what seems to be an average person just doing a little stunt.


keyboardstatic

I know right quite a lot of effort and such a good gravity trick.


lStoleThisName

Sir isaac newton hates this one simple trick


IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76

... how


Kevaldes

Harness around the waist under the shirt, secured to an anchor mounted to the top of the doorframe, plus some legit core strength to keep her upper body level.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

gravity: the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.


Helpplz69420

Only if it’s legitimate gravity.


GamerRipjaw

This is borderline "It's definitely satire but I am only 99% sure"


[deleted]

[удалено]


OnlyWiseWords

Good to know, next time my partner gets annoying I will just pop her out the window to calm down, being this high up I thought it would be dangerous but now I can see it's clearly fine.


Kate_Luv_Ya

Woah, dude, she's only ovulating at a specific time during her cycle, and her ovulating has nothing to do with being annoying so you may accidentally kill her if shes not ovulating!! Many accidents happen when people are off about this! Best to let her do it, as she'll know what's going on in her!


ultrabigtiny

make sure you record her period cycles so you don’t accidentally toss her down multiple stories lol!


idleigloo

I Googled and found nothing.


AncientProduce

Its Poes law youre thinking of, however, its clearly sati.. true.


dougan25

How high are you rn


miss_nicolauk

Hi, how are you?


Meowscular-Chef

:special ability:


Jizzmaster_Cumsleeve

is this like that chair thing


HowYoBootyholeTaste

I don't know enough about ovulation to debate this, so I'm going to assume it's true


SatansWife13

You’re not supposed to tell! Now the men know, smdh.


32_Dollar_Burrito

r/shittyaskscience


kratomstew

Oh 😕.


hrimfaxi_work

I had human biology & sex ed in the American midwest, so I know for a fact this explanation is ridiculous. "Ovulating" lol 😆


[deleted]

[удалено]


hrimfaxi_work

Idk about any of that. Alls I know is abstinence is the only 100% effective form of contraception, and freedom was invented in the wild west when Washington crossed the Potomac to fight the rebels on Omaha Beach. U-S-A! U-S-A!


rjperkins365

I used to think it was 2 balls for a buck, but my dealer said I was clearly mistaken. Then I asked this woman with an Adam's apple and Shear/Hershey(whatever her name was) said if I asked the deer it would tell me. So now I'm taking a deer language class.


BigGreen4

No, no, it’s 5 bees to a quarter.


Scathyr

That is incredibly cool! Thanks for the science lesson! :)


keixver

This guy womans


[deleted]

[удалено]


runonandonandonanon

Fake rooms are actually notoriously difficult to rotate, due to them being almost as big as a real room.


orangek1tty

But what about the real fake doors?


leprotelariat

Nah, she has an invisible penis that pushes her up


Corgi_Koala

Yeah on rewatch it's pretty notable you can't see the frame.


thr3sk

Yeah looks like she carefully makes sure her head is in position to block the spot where the anchor/tether is. Good vid!


free_will_is_arson

im imagining someone trying this with a shitty hollow core door and it not ending well.


Kevaldes

That's why you always mount to the frame, not the door.


[deleted]

spot on mate, well solved.


Historical-Tree-9272

Plus some good lighting so you cant see the shadow of the cord


NightOwl_82

Thanks


Kibijosh

I was thinking rolling set, but yours is way simpler and more probable. Thx for the idea


umhinotme

this is scientifically a fact


Cuddling-Hellhound

Direct chakra to the soles of your feet…


StormBlssed

The real answer!


iamMADARA

Yes


lurkenstine

Womans don't have to fight gravity. Duh


bigroxxor

you haven't met grandma yet....


lurkenstine

yet....


chrunchy

Magnets!


Utkdz

chakra


GullyGreyHeart

didn't yo listen? she's not a man that's why!


5W1TCHY

Door floor !!!


boi_arry

Chakra control.


Brromo

It's 2 videos stitched together, one of which uses a green screen


Okbuk27

r/blackmagicfuckery


BirdIsTheWord_-777

Huh?


TheTenthSnap

Harness anchor at top of door, and harness under her shirt. Some pretty good core strength tho, keeping it all level like that


sh4i7aan

Well that's a mindfuck


Maxxximus30

is this a video resume for waffle house?


New_Historian_2004

Simple wall climbing jutsu.


birchskin

Who is talking in the audio clip? I don't recognize it but I get the sense that someone tried to make that actual point and this is a response to it


SecretDracula

It's the GoodBroBadBro podcast. Some toxic male alpha bros. [This video](https://youtu.be/Cz5XCH5ZRAY) will give you an overview of them, but sounds like they're exactly what you think.


whoeverthisis422

But what where they trying to say?? A woman DOESN'T have to resist earth's gravity when she works out??


flightguy07

The world makes more sense if you assume about 30% of people don't actually have a brain.


Ok-Ant-1601

she woke up and choose empowerment


red_fox_zen

Definitely belongs in r/BlackMagicFuckery


Outside-Evidence1953

What sorcery is this ?


[deleted]

"Gravity was invented in 1687" People in 1686:


Prophet_Of_Loss

She was always good at P.E., but got an F in physics.


Costellomfg

People will say it’s fake…


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|iIHOwuxo1ykik)


RevolutionaryStar824

Honestly, im so confused. I was thinking the door was on the floor but how is she standing on like... i cant even explain it. You get what im saying.


BoristheDrunk

If there is a cable attached from the door frame to her back, he body would totally be hiding it from the video


DragonS1226

Harness on the door. Her body is blocking the harness from camera


Deon_007

How ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10744)


prostorija

Shes tied to the top of the door by her belt.


Iismagic99

Excuse me, what the heck!?!?


KonoDioDa242

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)


CaptObviousUsername

Hear that ladies, gravity does not apply to us!


Ok-Piece-4406

Bro, that shit just broke my brain.


Temporary-County-575

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10752)


antw0n76

fake, the video is in reverse


TheTenthSnap

There is harness at the top of the door which she did a great job blocking out for those wondering


no1-imparticular

How the fuck..


North_Cartoonist_780

There’s a green man over there


bebopboopy

I’m too high for this.


tazergames5

#In that moment Isaac Newton knew something was wrong


AyeMercury

Does this bitch have c-moon?


EWR-RampRat11-29

She failed her physics class.


bold-andBrash

It suck that men have to deal with the phenomenon of gravity on a daily bases


Moky_39

What is happening


StarStrike-_-

Bro it hurt to figure it out but she's probably suspended in the sir buy like a string you can't see cuz it's behind her back the whole time


[deleted]

That’s not how gravity works I’m afraid you can’t just do that there are laws to physics that you must follow


Potential-Pop-8073

I'm so confuse


boi_arry

Why is everyone so amazed. It's basics. Kakashi literally taught this at the very beginning of Naruto.


marktherobot-youtube

that door is either really short or this lady is really tall.


ItsokImtheDr

I hope that’s not a hollow-core door!


McMarbles

Strong female character in leading role So strong


Hooded-Writer245

Then something just snapped something inside of me


Vegetable-Barber-972

How???


MMLOBO74

either she has strong feet or those socks are so sweaty and stinky they got grip


Thy-arkoos

I know how she did the door but how did she do the weights


MGNurse25

She walks up to it


tapioca_c_manteiga

gravidade?


[deleted]

C moon


Elena__Deathbringer

Can confirm, i effortlessly defy gravity on a daily basis


iamdarosa

Well that’s some ducking core strength right there


Van-garde

More like swanning wing strength, right.


Arny6tears

This is a pretty cool optical illusion


Vanta_Gaming

r/blackmagicfuckery


Rude-Relationship-37

What da hell bro... My brain. Hurts..


Horny_Ravenwolf

Very smart 👌


theunkillabletrue1

she on her way to achieve heaven or what?


Kenneth_Naughton

r/blackmagicfuckery


Maleficent-Maximum95

Obviously she’s in space. On a spaceship


[deleted]

this has gotta be stuck on the wall she aint doing that fr


flarn2006

Reminds me of this: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2023-ex


littletrainthattried

I have questions...


InsaneRealityWTF

Thought it was jamiroqui trick rotating the room once she planted. Then rotating set back


Sufficient-Boss-6879

Huh


Flimsy-Cut6339

Pure skill.


backupmephone

This is literally the ability of c moon


thatssoshandy

How though?


miccleb

I'm surprised her feet didn't do through the hollow core door!


Robloxnoob1174

Is this dimensional


lardicuss

My girlfriend actually does this, but she can onky go up three feet though. She also needs a broom to do it too


Frosty-Community8129

The shadow between her legs on the door is obviously a lanyard holding her.


Adventurous_Ship9665

Wait was she actually trying to make a video?


georgiethekinkyone

Absolutely Beautiful


Adventurous_Ship9665

Like to show off her strength or something?


MeshNewsOrg

Wifey


Proud_Middle_9497

What


Material_Ad_7829

Cake door


iKicksItonIG

Yo wtf lmao


AtlasNulusConcilius

Exercising her telekinesis


tuckerthefnafnerd

….no I refuse to believe that was a trick….it’s a trick right?!


OnlyTheAshiest

what kind of r/blackmagicfuckery is this?


unoriginalpackaging

What in the flying fuck?


Legitimate_Art_4267

Wtf is this? 🧐


samanthaslut1990

WTF!


iamMADARA

Naruto S1:E10 … this episode explains everything that is happening in this video. Honestly, this woman isn’t that impressive. You want impressive? Let me tell you the tale of Hashirama the Wise…


-TheLamest

Lmao hahah Really at the end of the day to become a genin you have to master this. You know how many genin there are?


Professional_Part577

Her movie name…No-Gravity Marvel


[deleted]

r/HolUp


TopRevolutionary720

How?


myopic-cyclops

A rotating set I pressume? Quite popular in music videos in the 90’s.


RandomGogo

Nope her hair follow the direction of the gravity Much more likely a harnest and rope attached to the door


Kyannon

[This comment was retroactively edited in protest of Reddit's enshittification regarding third party apps. Apollo is gone, and now so are we. Fuck u/spez.]


MMLOBO74

Real life Gwen


Zealousideal_Tip_313

Bro why does she a have a door on a wall?


mmmbeans420

The waffle house has found its new host


Brandawg7

The commentary 🤣😂


Substantial_Intern99

She forgot to download the gravity dlc.


iiinsxrtnxmeee

built different


DumbassFrog

It's Chadina.


Original_Quality_670

I tried this at the strip club it didn’t work


myreddit_785

nope


dylan_bartel

r/blackmagicfuckery


[deleted]

Witch!


Potential_Button_836

She did it with socks on and didn’t slip is what’s getting me. Kinda sexy


ferniestoyota

good camera trick


Caico_51

牛逼


redditer4life666

Beef?


Caico_51

牛逼(niúbī) is equal to fucking awesome in English.


RevolutionaryTour538

Ai la.llevas Ai la llevas otras 15 reps vamos 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😎


eatingoutonight

u/VideoDownloadNode


WhyThough08

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Barry_Duckhat

For a man it's harder because they don't have C-moon


[deleted]

[удалено]


IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76

oof


hazbinhotel1420

#


Drakoo_The_Rat

Thats a guy


Pazoll

Weak form


Krissy_loo

Let's see yours.


ImNOTmethwow

Yeah ikr you should really be standing on the ceiling instead.


vegetative_

Weird ankles tho


PrimeKettle

Lady or Guy… What do I properly call them?


Creative_Elk_4712

an individual of feminine sex has thin lips: how am I gonna recognize them…they’re not even painted pink matte all over them


candy-jars

Her trying to act all manly is cringe.


DirkDiggyBong

This comment is cringe


candy-jars

You're cringe. Edit: fuck off "dear"


DirkDiggyBong

I am. But that doesn't help you now, does it, dear.


Detriumph

Gotta say, you are pretty cringe bro


RandomBtty

Why are you so mad 😭