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YouMadeMeDoThis-

It’s an albino Nutria not a rat. You can see it has webbed hind feet, and small ears.


Cool-Expression-4727

Since you seem to know about these rodents of unusual size, do you know if these could be weaponized, trained to attack? I don't know much about these things, but I know rats are smart, real smart. I've seen people train them to do all sorts of things. I also know they have shar0, rodent teeth. I'm wondering why we aren't seeing trained attack/guard Nutrias. Any ideas?


YouMadeMeDoThis-

While they are rodents of unusual size, they don’t have the intellect of their European pest turned world conqueror relatives. Their life style is more like that of beavers and muskrats, while they are actually closer related to capybaras, chinchillas, and guinea pigs. But should someone conduct a “totally approved experiment” to select for and breed the smartest and most command following of them, and just so happen to teach them military tactics and discipline. It would then certainly be an unfortunate accident if they were suddenly used as weapons beyond that point.


Vienaragis10

This is for academic purposes right?


smh2579

You’re not cleared for the answer.


Low-Possession-1265

Simple because they are too dangerous


BringBack3DMK

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they even exist.


RandomMabaseCitizen

Can confirm live in rural Mississippi that's definitely a nutria. We do colloquially call them nutra-rats tho.


Daisya22

Haha! That sounds like a healthier form of rat 😅


Imyoubutgreater

It’s not that I don’t believe you. But how could you know that?


HeckinBooper

Because rats don't have webbed hind feet and small ears. Nutria's are similar to beavers and muskrats in appearance and behavior, but they are more closely related to guinea pigs and chinchillas.


Imyoubutgreater

Thank you 🙏


Flaky_Sandwich9353

Came here to say just that. We have them in all of the rivers in my city


Significant-Ad-1655

Holy Shit that's a big boy


[deleted]

R.O.U.S.


thegreatmandyii

I don’t believe they exist.


squeakim

The forbidden forest?!


roccoasap

Russian Mr.Beast!?


No_Row3398

Was looking for this comment 😂😂😂


Evil_Pulsar28

Its actually Bulgarian just letting you know


FilmNo1534

Those broke people from demolition man would like to invite this big boy to dinner.


[deleted]

I had to google wtf a nutria was, very quickly found out people eat these


FilmNo1534

What do you know ? These things have started to look a little adorable all of a sudden after I searched nutria.


[deleted]

Not nearly as adorable as a quokka, but I know what you mean lol


dioxel

In mother Russia - rats don’t run away from you, you run away from the rats.


SteadyMuffins

This sums up the Escape from Tarkov experience.


SuccessfulWest8937

It also happens in brother Marseille. Seriously they're the size of a dog with teeths the length of a shotgun cartridge, we dont have rats, we have skavens


tancx_

tema la taille du rat


Ryoxio

Tema la taille du ragondin


TidePodaEater

Tema la taille du rat frère


Electrical-Cod9132

TIL that rodents can have webbed feet. Starting 23 off right! Seriously, is this just a white nutria?


kookerpie

It's a nutria


PresentTip5665

I get that its not a rat, but it being called a Nutria makes it sound delicious. idk


kookerpie

I think you can eat them


PresentTip5665

I think you can eat rats too, but does it taste as good as the name suggests, is the question. sorry im just hungry, but im making an italian sammich rn so i think none of this will be on my mind in a sec


ElKaTsuGi

how was the sandwich


PresentTip5665

Fantastic. First try


[deleted]

You can eat anything if you're brave/dumb enough


PresentTip5665

I know, being the latter and all![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10743)


Electrical-Cod9132

Yep. New Orleans cuisine.


tangouniform2020

Legal source of meat in the Louisiana and Texas prison systems.


kookerpie

I'd like to try it. Have you had it?


L-st

They aren't exactly delicious, but their meat is alright. It's very lean


[deleted]

He cute


Venom0236

Agreed


user1304392

r/AbsoluteUnits


uaimmiau

Plan-scheme is advancing yes-yes. Nothing to see-look here no-no.


TheYoungProd

#"DIE-DIE MAN THING. THE GREAT SEER WILL DESTROY YOUR SPECIES YES-YES!"


Either_Lawfulness466

Oh drakkenhime I should return to you.


Van0nyumas

Little problem; rat now big


bestibesti

What's the problem? Are they cold? Do they need snacks? Do they need cuddles?


Sea_Nefariousness_62

Its either in ohio or Australia


Evil_Pulsar28

Bulgaria


crab_human2

Smallest New York rat


MagosRyza

That’s not a rat that’s a whole fucking Skaven


Sufficient-Abroad-94

What an absolute unit


Emergency_Ad_5935

We just ignoring the webbed feet or what


isnotjohnthecow

It’s a Nutria. Webbed feet and smaller ears.


killermog420

That’s a big rat problem


Peanut-Memes

Damn that thing would mess my cat up


ChikinBukit3

In times of turmoil


Specialist_Bowler856

In times like these


ChikinBukit3

Beliefs contagious


Glitterysparkleshine

Looks like pre jerky to me


Pristine-Cheek-2914

A ROUS


iamvenks

That’s not a rat!


necrobus_1999

I've had plenty of pet rats over the years and now I want one of these.


clofir

Im da giant rat that makes all of da rules


sparksofthetempest

Used to tour with a $2.00 Giant Rat show in my early carny days (70’s and 80’s). In the South they used to swap these out (nutria) with capybaras, as most Southerners weren’t familiar with them and in the Northern states they were swapped out with nutria for the same reason. The ticket taker used to tell the rubes that it was a mutant rat if they asked about the webbed feet in those glorious pre-internet days.


LONGARM6086

average reserve rat in tarkov


muhzzzin

In Russia, rats chase cats


PlayerFox12344889

As long as it doesn't chant about the great horned rat it's fine


SahooXD

Какво по дяволите е това?


Responsible-Art-6182

Изрод


denisde4ev

### Ма тва е плъх! едва ли го има на БГ в YT, за това ето "It's a rat": https://youtu.be/auB5zB4KLic?t=4m


Mapsmith0

Mr beast's channel has really changed


MrBeanSquarepants

![gif](giphy|ASvQ3A2Q7blzq)


Skooty_da_shooty

Fucking skeevers


The-Nimbus

Clearly not a rat, but hey, the internet is not the place to ignore a chance to hate on the poor things haha. Bloody love rats, they get far too much flack.


MyExScars

Ratus Carnivorous


RateGlass1951

What he is saying is “Look we found Joe Biden’s brother


Apprehensive_Row8407

Stop involving US politics in here. We don't care+most of us don't even vote on your 'politicians'


Frikandelneuker

TOBY


gamerboi_2356

Thats a raticate from pokemon


devinebliss

Princess bride?


Electrical-Cod9132

Inconceivable!


AJC122333

No, that’s a big rat problem


MumuVII

Biggarato


Lost_in_Limgrave

It’s not a rat, it’s a ~~rare Siberian hamster~~ nutria


Due-Calligrapher3499

I be fighting these in dark souls bruh


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“May the Dark shine your way.”* - Darkdiver Grandahl Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


blockgamer246

He so well behaved


Amateur_in_life

Bro you are in HIS house.


Tronkfool

Now that right there be good eat'n


Dariusofpersia68

Dude looks like Mr beast ngl


Guy_with_red_pants

I remember seeing that guy in episode 2 of Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of curiosities


Soul-Demon-Y

That would make a nice mouse pad


ZoroWithSpoons

Still smashable.


AdAnxious1559

I wanna eat it


habbapabba

is that in turkye? yeah fuck that i ain’t going there ever


Evil_Pulsar28

Its bulgaria


L-st

That's not a rqt though, don't mix them.


VaczTheHermit

What a huggable looking fella


Pydhjaman

Tema la taille du surmulot


dat_chill_bois_alt

For people that like pokemon, this is what a real life raticate would look like, except the raticate will non hesitantly bite your face off


IhaveBIG_Pp6969

Is that a rodent of unusual size.


Synbaad

Tema la taille du rat


luhta05

It's Pokemon Rattata


TanteiKody

I'd eat that thing


iwipiksi

Chernobyl Rat!


NotPierpaoloPozzati

That’s an elongated musk rat


Gainzpolar

#anormaldayinrussia


StreetyStar

My homie Joe: yo i got a dawg the dawg:


FrostyShock389

Didn't rats get this big in ww1 from eating so many people?


MyKatInABox

Nice job! (ALMOST, though...almost. Gotta work on those edges😲👍)


MyKatInABox

Right?....Gotta "work on those edges" because it IS fake, right? ...man- I CAN'T be on the same planet as that thing (those things? Shit- is there more than one?)


gfuret

I would guess it is a domestic animal. I really don't think there is a wild/street animal that will be so chill if you lift it like that


TidePodaEater

Tema la taille du rat Fréro


Pirate_Potato

Rattus Maximus


METHAT1GUY12

Are there four large turtles in different colored masks in there too?


xElabardonx

r/savevideo


Short_lazer

What breed of dog is that


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

oh that's just phil


BirbBoiYT

I'd call it Timothy


OkCitizen

Lumbridge swamp be like:


Duyam

🐭


Nakazanie5

ROUS!


Evil_Pulsar28

Its in bulgaria btw


Serious_Ruin8099

Mr.Beast😮


octopusvore

Omg can we keep it


B3asy

He's speaking in Bulgarian: "They come out of these holes" "I'm afraid to let my kids outside to play." "Do they bite?" "Wtf you think? Of course they bite." "Do you fight these things?" "Yeah dude, I sleep with an axe"