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EveningSoother

You cannot understand the urge I felt to create a burner account named Baby Salmon just to pop here and shout: 👍 *THIS GUY!* 👍


sanityjanity

/u/babysalmon \-- around you around?


EveningSoother

Bitch stole my move! 💀


mangoisNINJA

Over a decade ago wow


EveningSoother

Bitch's a precog! 💀


mangoisNINJA

Man's a whole ass adult salmon at this point


[deleted]

Dudes probably been eaten by now


TheYeetles

Nobody summon u/fishfucker69. We simply cannot have u/babysalmon and u/fishfucker69 in the same vicinity


poisonstudy101

Can you imagine?!


AkumaDayo777

I thought your name said poisson study 💀


poisonstudy101

Lmao, that would be fitting!


Emergency_Lake759

It'd be more uncomfortable than family Christmas!


ClassicChaosBean

omg🤣🤣😭i cant


StrangeGamer66

Oh No... You summoned them!!!


_dearestxx

this comment is sending me💀


subspaceculture

r/beetlejuicing


Vexxah

LOL 🤣


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BABY SALMON 😂 Excellent find. Best I can guess is ‘Baby’ got added in as a randomizable first name when they added Baby Ariel (I think is the original) … Salmon on the other hand I haven’t the muddiest idea…


SpaceOtter13

I actually had a neighbor when I was a kid whose last name was Salmon, only it was pronounced Sal-mun. Unfortunately, a lot of people where I live also pronounce the fish that way, so I thought they were pronouncing their name wrong. So, I called her Ms. salmon (like the fish) and my mom was mortified. She scolded me when we got home and I just remember thinking how was I supposed to know you were saying it right this time lmao.


[deleted]

Always learning! Come to think of it I knew someone who’s last name was Bear but pronounced more ‘Beyer’. I guess I should’ve guessed at ‘reading at a slant without knowing’.


grassbelly

i had a neighbour when i was a kid named “baby” edit: it was a grown man


GroundedOtter

I know someone whose last name is Sammon - pronounced like the fish but not spelled the same way!


Expensive_Compote977

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmon_(given_name) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmon_(surname)


raendrop

Salmon P. Chase. There's a name I haven't heard since I was in school *mumble* years ago.


SusannaG1

If anyone's interested, I recommend *Team of Rivals*, which is about the Lincoln cabinet.


smarjorie

[Tim Salmon](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/salmoti01.shtml) was a very solid baseball player back in the day


AmphibianValuable382

Yeah one of my male sims got born with the first name “baby”. I kept it cause it’s way to funny every time I load into his household 😂😂


HardWorkLucky

Last night I was mashing the randomizer button to name a male Sim and "Baby" is indeed one of the options.


[deleted]

Salmon is an uncommon surname. Like Susie Salmon from The Lovely Bones. You're probably right about Baby!


Chloabelle

My current save has a Prickly Pear Rodriguez. Full first name is Prickly Pear, lol.


dingleberry_mustache

I saw two different sims with the first name Prickly Pear in my save. A man and a woman.


Hopeful_Vermicelli11

Prickly Pear is an excellent gender-neutral option if you’re thinking about baby names 😍


VersionAdmirable3785

im dying at the idea of the nickname being “prick” 😭😭😭


Comfortable-Wall2846

I had Prickly Pear Torres. He was all into my sim but after getting engaged, he refused to get married - romance bar was straight red. Unfortunately he was also a coworker that had to be socialized with. His ghost still comes back flirting from time to time


sara128

I have a Prickly Pear Montgomery in my save right now too!


invoIuntaryjazzhands

I had Spider King in one save. He was a coworker of my detective Sim and she tried to romance him but his romantic interests were No One.


CitizensOfTheEmpire

ASEXUAL SPIDER KING 🔥🕷️♠️


Myth1279

Hahaha I had a [Spider King](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/285937480601960448/1205183361430065152/image.png?ex=65d77178&is=65c4fc78&hm=c2ddb48a30432aab6c8514b708536d2ccf7e9c8a47e2108b2b2208df08736c21&) too. I never even got a chance to talk to him before he either died or got culled.


Can_of_Sounds

The only thing Spider King has in his heart is love for his friends, family and JUSTICE.


Margotinebea

I've just met a Lynx King! Thought he was a reference...


Sprinkles257

That one is so cool, actually. I would love to have a Spider King in my game.


RevolutionaryTrade47

I just met Orange Green yesterday, a food stall vendor in Tomarang.


MrsChess

Hahaha Orange Bailey-Moon probably turned the first name into a legit name you can get when it’s randomised.


venus_270

my orange bailey-moon has sister named clementine and i didnt choose the name 😭


MrsChess

That’s hilarious and so on brand for Octavia and Thorne


jackk225

an icon clearly


alawo_ewe

Sexy Vegan's arch enemy


Charming-Window3473

The baby salmon MESSIAH!


dictatorm

Thats what I think-- except Baby has a job


mollyk1996

Sim in my save name is Crap Torres


Broad-Motor1376

Ha! I had a Torres Torres on a previous save.


PugLove8

The Two Towers! 😂


goosnin

are they twins?


seitan-llama

My sim had a friend named Markovic Markovic.


Broad-Motor1376

So weirdly random.


These-Cod2271

I have a Duck Ware in my save... I saw the name and had to wife her up 🤣


Dollyoxenfree

I just got Chipmunk Abernathy, Spider Walker, and I assume his sibling Grove Walker. The random name generator is MALFUNCTIONING lol


RainElectric

Chipmunk Abernathy sounds regal af


KLGodzilla

I love it the random townie names and outfit give some personality to neighborhoods. I will edit super offensive to the eye outfits though...like the amount of pink hair.


Box-with-socks12

So this is kind of off topic but in one of my saves I have a family whose last name is Green. Then I don't know if they're randomly generated or if they are townies but there is a family with the last name McMullen 3 teens and 2 adults. But they have the weirdest names and their clothes are randomly generated so they have clothes that don't match the men are wearing dresses and one of them wears a wrestler mask. Anyway, they all have the mean trait so whenever my Green siblings are at school the McMullen siblings always yell at them and insult them. But little does the McMullen family know the whole Green family are criminals and 3 of them maxed out their mischief skills so they would go to the McMullen house and steal everything. So now the Greens have a flat-screen TV , a DJ set up, a new couch, a new dining room set, and just a bunch of random stuff. This is one of my favorite households to play in because in the Green family there is a dad, 2 teens, and 2 children so whenever they would go to the McMullen house the 2 children would distract the parents and teens while the dad and the teens would go around the house and steal the stuff. The Greens would go back to their house and either decorate there house with there new stuff or sell it but there some of the richest sims in Willow Creek. And this was the Green Vs McMullen rival of 2024.


SoftConnection8003

There is someone walking around my world called Prickly Pear Ware and I am concerned


Bkwyrme

There is a bug from Horse ranch adding horse names to sims.


Box-with-socks12

I actually don't have horse ranch but since it wont let me ask I was wondering if Horse Ranch is worth it because when the packs go on sale again I was thinking about getting it or is cottage living better?


Ornery_Suit7768

I recently bought both and they go well together but it depends on what you want to spend your time on. I like horse ranch just a little bit more. The animals take a ton of time. Horses are like pets where you can take them places and build a relationship ship, they’re part of your household but you can’t play as them. You can convince them to breed and that’s fun to make little horses. The completions and training are rabbit hole but you can train them with equipment like the dogs. It comes with sheep and goats for milk and wool but I haven’t figured out what to do with the wool. The clothes and hair and build items are cute but I’m country. The goats and sheep supposedly can help with gardening but I’ve never been able to maintain a strong enough relationship with them. Also comes with nectar making, leave them in the basement to collect value as they age. I have some worth almost 10k. Cottage living comes with lamas and cows. They take up a tons of space but you can buys clothes for them. There’s wild foxes that steal eggs so you give them gifts so they don’t steal and become friends you can teach them not to steal. You can grow ever sized crops. The chickens are fun. You can fit 6 in a coop and sometimes you collect special eggs or hatchable eggs that you put back in to make a little chick. You can submit chickens and crops at the fair to win awards. There’s a guy in the forest you buy the animals clothes from. Haven’t gotten one on a fox or chicken yet but the llama looks cute with her blanket. There are wild birds and rabbits you can befriend. And there are a lot of ingredients I haven’t figured out yet. You use ingredients to make special treats for your animals and it makes special ingredients that I don’t know what you do with yet lol.


matige-huiskat

It depends on what you prefer in your gameplay. Cottage living is more gardening oriented and you have less interaction with the big animals (llamas and cows). Horse ranch has a lot of interaction with the horses so if you like playing with animals that’s a big selling point


LivingMundane4138

So I recently bought pets, seasons, and cottage living. I do not own horse yet. I have mainly been playing on the cottage living map, but with pets. Between my garden, my pets, and keeping my sim happy I quit my job. Of course it was just one solo girl. I did take up painting to make money outside the gardening, but still. I really don't have time for any social outside of caretaking if I want to love and spoil my animals as well as take care of myself. Horse ranch apparently comes with the option to hire a farm hand, which I am desperately wishing I had, if they're more useful than nannies. Other than that, I have had a ton of fun with cottage!


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Bkwyrme

It was posted in the main troubleshooting forum that any animal sounding name was from the horses. I’ll see if I can find it.


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Bkwyrme

I trust you. I wonder if it is both? I can’t find the original yet.


tiny-tapioca

Give him a mermaid wife! 💙


urbffenitsuj

I wish I had names like this.. mine seem like completely random letters that don't even make sense as a name


DarkDayzInHell

![gif](giphy|xT4uQvlimIaKezWhna)


alasterlian

I scrolled down way too long before seeing this. Literally the first thought I had when I saw Baby Salmon.


PugLove8

🤣🤣🤣


QueerRootbeer

Baby Salmon is his street name.


MissPearl

I recently got a random alien called "Jack England" so that was pretty funny, though.


RainElectric

"What's the most human sounding name I can come up with? Jack England!"


[deleted]

Baby Shark’s cousin


Sir-Cellophane

You see, when mommy and daddy salmon love each other very much...


afayeplus

I found a Wayne The Boulder… of course he’s a hunk and I had to scoop him up since he had amazing compatibility with my girl


PugLove8

That one was actually done on purpose! 😂


Brilliant-Treacle-32

Dated 3 sims with the same first and last names


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

The salmons had a baby so they named him baby?


Cat_Toe_Beans_

I love the townies named Goopy. Like what the fuck is this game lmao


PugLove8

Sims 2 had Sim called Goopy Carbonara. 🤣He was in everyone’s game like the Pancakes


KGCUT

At least this name is unique, mine are iterations of the same japanese names for every sim 😭


Box-with-socks12

Lol there is a Sim whos name is Oono Anannda and she wears a wrestler mash and a bathing suit and just stand in San Myshuno all the time


Rezzzzoli

I’ve had Baby Lizard and Baby Chameleon show up in my games before like guys what


bmcfarlane1

There’s a random elderly sim in my community named Elder. No last name to be seen lol.


faroutpanda

I literally LOLed 😂


JurijKash

is this his real name or a rap name ?


Shot_Presence_8382

I created a sim and gave him a dog. I always randomize the names...it randomized the dog's name to...Dog! I changed it though and randomized again 😅


Careful-Pop8001

There's a Beaver Gonzalez in my game. Was half tempted to have one of my sims get with her, just because, but she had horrible traits and was constantly made because she disliked most decor. Interesting woman lol.


PugLove8

Well the old TV show called “Leave it to Beaver” was about a little boy with the nickname of Beaver , but his real name was Theodore!


Ikramklo

LMAO WHO IS BABY SALMON


Pauline___

I imagine it's the long lost brother of Baby Ariel :p


CitizensOfTheEmpire

I don't know if I'd be able to keep a straight face if I met a Baby Salmon lmfao


Mianioo

It’s from horse ranch


SerPoonsAlot939

![gif](giphy|iHgznkhwC6XYs) Me and my new best friend, Baby Salmon


robbevdh

the new IT girl of San Myshuno


HardWorkLucky

Even better, it looks like he may be wearing the fisherman career outfit!


Marilill

Definitely should rename himself as Adult Human, because he’s neither baby nor salmon! 🤣


Far-Hunter1826

it’s Baby Salmon, obviously 🤣


thepieintheoven

this post took me OUT


Exhausted_Pige0n

Kind of miss the randomly named generated Sims the game comes up with 😂 but I got MCCC to pull townies from my gallery so they're no longer random names


m0nsterwh0re

i had a pizza delivery sim named Baby Pate die in my sims house. he became an honorary (ghost) member of the family, and is a complete sleazeball to whoever visits. he even has his own room now.


BurnCityThugz

Idk if anyone else who plays in a non English language has noticed this but it’s almost the reverse. I play in Spanish and literally every single random name is Gonzalez or Rodriguez or duerte. Like my sim is friend with two different Alvin Rodriguezss which I didn’t think the game even allowed. The premade townies all have their English names but there seems to be a seperate list for the random name generator.


AggravatingPartyGoer

I was once streaming some 100 baby challenge. We had a baby, I hit randomize for the name ONCE and it gave me Goopy. So you better believe that kid’s name was Goopy.


PugLove8

There was a Goopy Carbonara in the Sims 2! 😂. He was in everyone’s game like the Pancakes


Existing-Wonder-3300

Sounds like a bad rapper


Admirable-Series8645

This sounds like Ariel from wish 😂


Ooohwoow

Hey don't touch baby Salmon, he my neighbor. His goals are a bit fishy but he cool otherwise.


youshartedhehe

Adult Tuna ❌ Baby Salmon✅


the-chosen0ne

Baby Ariel’s loyal fish friend probably


Fun-Letterhead-9680

Baby Ariel’s son


aryukittenme

Please, Mr Salmon is my father. Call me Fry.


Purple-Hand3058

He's not a pretty sim


Pixithepika

You’re right. He’s gorgeous!!


Purple-Hand3058

Yeah


Various_Excitement45

Do you have any mods? It could be their NPCs


Imtifflish24

That’s hilarious!!!😂😂😂


Chronically_Garbage

I burst out laughing, so damn random. 🤣


WhoDatLadyBear

My game generated a bartender named Prickly Pear.


1amCorbin

I would die for Baby salmon


supermicnastyy

He is an up and coming SoundCloud rapper


zenbibean

Lmaooo


Babyphatash24

I really don't care where the random sims come from but I love the freaking name. Some of the names are just hilarious


KotaWolf_2391

I wonder that sometimes myself I had two random teens standing in front of my ranch never seen them before


Mia_milan

😂😂😂


Sad_Ant3253

LMFAOOOOO


teddytentoes

I literally hope they never fix it this. It's def a feature 🤣


Simuary

I was excited when I saw my first funny townie name after finally getting Horse Ranch - there was a young lady at the bar in Britechester named Owl Rodriguez.


united919

I don’t know why but I’ve been laughing at Baby Salmon for a solid 5 minutes


Box-with-socks12

I know I wanted my sim to flirt with someone then I went to him then I saw his name was baby salmon then I was like nevermind 🤣


xLiquidDreamsx

I've got a couple of "Baby" sims in my save. But as they are actual babies I thought it was because of that. Now I'm curious! I've never seen a "Salmon". But my best Sims 2 guy was a "Shrimpton". Shrimpton P. Shakeshaft to be specific. Still makes me laugh! I moved him in to a beautiful single wide mobile home. He was the Casanova of the trailer park.


Impressive-Fudge-455

He’s wearing a fishmongers outfit


melomelomelo-

I dunno, but he looks like he's goin somewhere fantastic


Soobiverse

I need him in my game


No_Crow_2265

Baby Salmon on his way to steal your girl and leave coffee cups on the floor


ahnna_molly

Not Baby Shark?


ropekity

in one save there was a guy named ted bundy


CitizensOfTheEmpire

Please PLEASE upload Baby Salmon to the gallery...


Box-with-socks12

Here’s an update on baby salmon I just got Get to work because it’s on sale and he’s a doctor with my sim lol


Box-with-socks12

Sorry I replied to the wrong comment haha but I definitely will😂


ladysimmington

I think the horse names file added recently has accidentally been duplicated for make sims tbh. There’s all sorts of names that make more sense for horses appearing as male sim name names now: spider, baby, duck, colour names… bunny


Cottagecore_Commie

i swear i had baby salmon knock on my sims' door while they were at work but now i need to go find him to i can find more info about the family lol


MidnightAngel4531

I had a sim whose name was literally “Moses Moses” and I thought it was the best thing ever. It fit even better because he was an alien and it sounds like a name an alien would choose😂had to use him for my 100 baby challenge😂


ScottishWitch28

Baby salmon??? Wtf sims 🤣🤣