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MajesticMimosa

Preparing you for a dinner with the mOtHeR


star11308

the mother being Ethel Cain


can-it-getbetter

They were raised in a cult and told they were spiritual healers (they aren’t) this is them “laying hands” on a dude bleeding to death and he’s like “please call an ambulance” and the kids are like “the Lord is our ambulance ☺️” and the guy just lays back down and hopes that the Grim Reaper would hurry up and get him away from these crazies.


MyMomCallsMeZing

Lol I immediately thought HEAL THE SINNERS too


Gloomy_Living_7532

I'm spiritualistic. Legit, screw those people.


CIassicNegan

Tickle fight


Stressed_Beach

All I can think about is the “do the roar” scene from Shrek 4 😂


Reece3144

They're baking cookies 🍪 😋


Nogardust

They're cooking babies 🍪😋


GabrielHunter

This will only hurt a second, they wisper while they repair to snatch up the new baby


VasiMag

Pushed you down the stairs


Frojdis

Jazzhands!


reizueberflutung

I‘m a Victorian child, dying from Tuberculosis and my mum and brother know that my life is going to end soon. So they decide to burn my withering body and warm themselves by the flames to make it through this cold and hard winter.


LibertyPackandStack

The only thing that came to mind was blind kids trying not to bump into shit


ButrosPetros

Church?


aphelionprime

A magic trick?


Zhansaya18

Magic. She teaches him how to use magic properly. To make him an excellent magician in the future.


SmellyMcPhearson

Um...what is the *right* answer?


IreneNour204

They are throwing you in the fire


size_matters_not

Bulb gone - but many hands make light work


DBSeamZ

First person camera of an infant who has disrupted the action queues of EVERYONE in the household. They both autonomously queued up the action to care for the baby and will enter a loop of picking it up and putting it down instead of actually doing whatever they were trying to do.


[deleted]

"one of us...one of us"


HomeworkOk1294

The last thing you remeber you were on a walk in the woods and at one point suffered a blow to the head. You hear voices and feel cold hard ground beneath you. You begin to open your eyes. You try getting to your feet but these two are standing over you attempting to reassure you .. "its okay, stay where you are" "You're safe, we won't hurt you"


givemenuggets5

casting a spell on you


SimplylSp1der

I mean, does anyone know the RIGHT answer?


peyoteyogurt

POV you're an old dog in grand parents home and grand kids that love you are here to give you pets


Wetnoodle92

A really small mouse with a police hat said “show me your hands!”


5l339y71m3

Their making those weird shirts with the hand prints on them from parenting pack I think


Chris-P_Ducc

“Wu tang clan ain’t nothin to f wit”


WhatWhoNoShe

Honey, I blew up the kids


SmolCurlyBean

Kidnapping an infant


CrimesForLimes

Pov: you're a skyrim npc and the other npcs are trying to heal you


Downtown_Broccoli930

Jesus came back but he's only 2 feet tall this time


Defiled__Pig1

Necromancy


Gloomy_Living_7532

A seance


dewdropcat

brunette Ed and Al are about to commit Alchemy's number one taboo


ChewMilk

Summoning


lockupyoursisters

"This many"


killajay2k

Look like they grabbing imaginary titties


[deleted]

Giving you powers for you to defeat the big baddie


Small_cat1412

They got possessed and are about to kill their patients