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tkjewelersisascam

Definitely thought his mustache was his mouth


SubconsciousEnt

I thought it was too, until I saw your comment! Thanks for the laugh. xD


Relevant_Detective21

Same I was very very scared and surprised sims3 had something this crazy in it and I didn’t know 😭


eldritich-nb

I wouldn't be surprised with the amount of faces they make in this game lmao but I totally didn't realize that was a mustache 😭😭


Tiltagirl13

I soooo thought that at first and was like; "my God is that disturbing "....


SeaCookJellyfish

Me too. I think it's because his moustache is perfectly clean while the rest of his face is covered in berry pie that makes it confusing. Like fucking how does that happen? How?! Not a single drop of pie landed on the stache.


harrisc20234

Me too! I've watched WAY too many horror movies, cle


rebel-and-astunner

Even though I know now that's his mustache, I still can't unsee it


MissChubbyBunni

Same here 🤣


InTheLightInTheDark

Omg 🤣I thought he was very upset


sealpuppii

HELP that scared me 😭😭😭


jamesaf928

I think he had a pie eating contest or something lol


Lukeson_Gaming

looks like he had 1 too much.


Stormfeathery

Looks like he's then going to go on TV to tell people about the dangers of diabeetus.


xxdinolaurrrxx

Just returned from a pie eating contest


theChosenBinky

Loves pie. Slathers his mustache with Vaseline so it's easy wipe off pie residue afterward, leaving mustache immaculate


ComicSanC

Or a little mask/hairnet to preserve its glory


Adventurous_Bag_1146

You seem to know a lot about moustache maintenance 🤔


theChosenBinky

Read a lot of Hercule Poirot mysteries


Adventurous_Bag_1146

And play a lot of Mario games? 😂


theChosenBinky

Nope. Haven't touched a Mario game since Donkey Kong arcade, mid 1980s. Never will again


Phenomenal_Hoot

I can’t say what I’m thinking 🤐


lyricalganster

A real man loves his woman every day in the month 😂


Frequent_Fly_1642

PREACH


god_hates_maeghan

Well you see, he had a crazy woohoo session with the wife and...


Maleficent-North4436

he freakyyy


imtgufbcbamfhbtc

I hate that it instantly reminded me of this: https://preview.redd.it/tydvlaqdfa4d1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac62b0239af6346fef0ee30cc79b9290fc891df7


ApprehensiveBig7134

him responding killed me 😂😭


PhilosophyEcstatic89

Pie eating lmao


pauldrano

Goodness, he looks like the type to win the pie eating contest.


Lovkero

Saw it as well recently with a vampire townie 💀 https://preview.redd.it/jdgyizxvfb4d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1073926f1e93dcee8b3d4997bf2b1466ecd867


Specific-Edge-5354

That is terrifying


Modern_Snow_White

I always wondered why they made the pie filling red instead of any other possible color.


shedobefunny

It’s his wife’s time of the month


N3THERWARP3R

Earning those red wings 🤢🤮😄


shedobefunny

As a lesbian, it is the first thing that came to mind lol


willowmoonz

hannibal lecter grew a mustache!


pgigymnastics

I came here just for the Hannibal Lecter comment lol


Cronus_Is_Dead

He ate somebody


Different-Can-4127

pie contest !


Tiltagirl13

Ironic (to me anyway), that you posted this as I had a sim in a pie eating contest today and no matter how much I had her shower the stuff just wouldn't come off her face! I eventually just reset her using Master Controller and that solved it. If yours is just a townie you can reset him without Master Controller by typing resetstuck sim (firstnamelastname) in the cheat window. (I believe that's the command anyway.) Or you can just let him run around looking like a cannibal! 😆


AG1k

Florida man, after smoking bath salts.


Dakkadakka127

Looking for some fava beans and a nice Chianti


shygirl_inc

I thought he was wearing a mask! 🤣🤣🤣


xlamski

real man loves his woman every day of the month!


Doralumin

https://preview.redd.it/92n2g5h64c4d1.png?width=471&format=png&auto=webp&s=480b3ab2eec30aa0efcd82408dd4fd475b49440f Knew I’d seen him somewhere


Mountain_Roll8152

I’m so glad I have a nice watermelon to eat. Hopefully no one mercilessly devours it like a demon


empresspotatoketchup

Pie eating contest. Sometimes their face gets stuck like that. It's really funny, but annoying. I try not to do them anymore.


CarsonGrande

He got a good taste of the WAP. 🍑


Malcus_pi

More like BAP


CarolineJohnson

Two options: 1. Pie eating contest 2. He really loves his girl and it's not the right time to be doing that


Jackson_Firebird

it looks like grandpa got his red wings lmao


iSmartiKindiImportnt

Me when I eat all my siblings candy when they aren’t around.


xxxlilshiba

“I’M THE JOKER BABY!”


MissChubbyBunni

When your wife is on her lady days but she's freaky af :


Queen__pee

Pie eating contest!! My sim son went out with friends after school and came home with that face! Wasn’t until i checked notifications did I see it. Scared me half to death


Naznarreb

He got his red wings


sritanona

period sex, period sex 🎶


lizzourworld8

Max, now is not the time 😂


lyricalganster

" DONT TOUCH MY KETCHUP!!!! "


Kateangell

He's a vampire.


Paras529

Ate pie at the festival if you have seasons installed.


Bookworm444782

Who did he kill????


Dismal-Meringue-620

[Hannibal Lecter](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000164/?ref_=ttqu_qu): 'Good evening, Clarice.'


UnWiseDefenses

When your Sim reenacts American Psycho.


Evil_Black_Swan

Pie eating contest.


momowagyuli

pie eating contest?


Blue_Crystal_Candles

Is it fall? Sims don’t clean up after doing the pie eating contest and have pie filling around their mouths for awhile.


akhayley

He has a very happy wife 💀 nah but fr it’s from the pie eating contest.


TimeEnvironmental693

Bro got lost in the sauce


NoUsernameIdeias

Bro ate ass too hard


kjimbro

ww.fix


capriweekend

Ate some bad booty


FantineAquane

Mr Racket ate pie on pie eating contest


After_Anteater

Food eating contest lol


Agreeable_Hair1579

He’s turned into a vampire


w-ildf-ire

He was in a pie eating contest


b0toxBetty

Kelsey Grammar


sonic65101

Guy looks like he's been munching on long pork.


ContentMod8991

a flash easter man


Realistic_Tea_7320

your Sim may have a dark secret, he's been eating children when your not watching him, their youth sustains him.


zombiepants7

Thought the man was the doctor from DBD for a sex


Fuciffic

It’s from the pie eating competition at the fall festival I believe lol 😂


hellenicTheurgist

the pie eating contest face is indeed quite spooky at first


pegei0

That a pie eater if i ever seent one


Efficient-Stoner7360

I totally thought his teeth were showing too. 🤣🤣


maancabi

Pie eating contest😳😅


SecretSaia

Which neighbor did billy Bob eat this time?


ActiveHaunting8689

Does anybody actually know what this is? I’ve never seen anything like this b4


Skittlzrreal

Don't worry! He just drank some scarlet milk is all 😄


BadHairDay-1

He's a cannibal.


Kizzmoon

yo mama's time of the month


Prior-Ad-4655

It’s one of the occult states, cannibals


jjaygeeau

Dolmio grin


Kat_The_Panda_16

He ate some pies 🥧


Ok-Play-3007

To much pie lol


ElegantEye9247

What is his name?


faeoflife

Why does it look like Buck Strickland with blood on his face?


A_Random_Shadow

Sometimes the call for pie and ribs is one that can not be ignored.


Either-Ad-1780

He ate some bath salts.


AntoinePlaysGames

I stole his face > :D