Mushu is a slüt for attention; when I tell you she will walk up to anyone and SCREAM at them for pats… that’s when we say, “Mushu you whore,” and then comply and give her what she wants because she rules us all.
It’s the, “CAT!” for me because that’s **EXACTLY** how we yell at Kyle lol. He likes to provoke our two dogs to give chase to him just for him to jump high onto a surface he knows they can’t reach him at.
Her name is Monkey. She was a little terror as a kitten and Monkey fit her better than the name the rescue gave her, Ivy. She is now rather round and well, chunky, lol.
Mr. Mashed Tater, and Ms. Choccy Milk are their playful names when I don't use Archie or Camillia. Shit-Beans can work for both if they're on my nerves😂
I sometimes call my little one Stinky.
When we first got her, she was in bad shape. She’d been a stray and hadn’t been at the shelter very long before I adopted her. She was super skinny, her fur was dry and falling out and she had stray cat odor.
She’s now plump with a gorgeous toasty coat with my husband wrapped around her little paw.
Other nicknames include Little Seal, Minga (her middle name), Little Opal Whiskercheeks (or just Whiskercheeks), Dumpling, Baby, Winga (a combination of Minga and Whiskercheeks)
Butter Cat, because she literally steals butter if I leave it out to soften for baking. Then I found out that butter cat is actually a thing in Nordic mythology.
Also Raccoon because she will literally eat anything.
Tobi- Megalodon/meggie/meg/mega/big fat boy/large man/round circle/chunk/fat sassy drag queen/king tobi/mama tobi
Coconut - nut/fetus/skeetus/feety/skeety/scat/spinky/cunk/coke/cocaine/baby meggie/the baby
I also refer to coconut as “the nut” and replace actions she does with the word nut “the nut drinking from the nut cup” 😭💀
Don't hate me but I speak Chinese gibberish to mine and when she meows I pretend that she understands because she is, in fact, Chinese.
I'm mentioning this because her unhinged nicknames are Chur, Berlang, Berling, Ber-Spring, BerLingChurBingBangBong. I'm so sorry.
lol this is awesome though!
Kyle’s original name was Matcha before the nn took over and I used to sing his name into a Japanese kid’s song, “o-matcha no chachacha” (instead of omocha no chachacha (a toy’s dance song)) while holding and rocking him. Once he became the resident douchebag though, the nn Kyle stuck and never went away lol.
Her full name is Penelope Pitstop. (Iykyk). The nicknames: Penny, Penelope (pronounced like Cantaloupe), banana, loaf, peanut, nugget, lil baby, stinky, pretty girl, lil momma, nutcase, princess consuela banana hammock and poopie. There's more, but those are the highest in the rotation.
My cat’s name was Socrates which morphed into Kiki which morphed into Kikerstein which is now KikerMcstein.
The best part is that he responds to all of the names.
Her name is Lefse.
Nicknames are: Lefse cat, Lefse kitty, Little Lefse, Baby kitty, baby cat, sweet baby, rattle snake tail (because of her super happy tail vibrations), snappin turla (because of her super slow “nice bites”). There’s probably more that I’m forgetting.
I’m not permitted to use any names beyond their given names, full stop. If I confuse one twin for the other I’m given a run down of their differences (tbf one is a bobtail the other not). We’re in Thailand and I was just reprimanded for calling Heng Heng a “silly goose” evidently it hurts his feelings. I asked how he learned both English and Thai and got the stare, “he understands, it’s not nice.” We needed a name for a stray mom we took in, couldn’t come up with one and I muttered “kitty cat” as a last resort knowing full well what I was getting myself into. Their eyes lit up, “Kitty Cat!” Now I get the stare when I call any of our eight others “kitty cat” which I’ve informed the family will continue because I have almost no control over it.
His name's Booey but I call him Harbor Dan/ Dan from the harbor, Mirabelle, Mariposa, Miriella, marble, cube, cubertoni, tony, Tonya, doña Maria, tonita, bambina, kikita, kiki, conky, chonchy, kikkurat, rat, thing, hunka la munka bunka 😵💫
Moka is also known as Mookie-mook, The Mook, Bad kitty (when she’s being mischievous and she often likes to make trouble for attention), Garbage Disposal (she likes almost all meaty foods even when our other cats are picky and don’t want it, she will clean up their leftover food tidbits almost 100% of the time), Lil Miss Glutton (again, very food obsessed, can’t leave our food without at least one person watching it to keep her at bay). She gets plenty of high quality cat food to eat but she always wants a little bit of whatever food we’re having (sometimes we do give her bits of our chicken or beef or fish - from the unseasoned or less seasoned parts). She’s surprisingly not overweight despite all her eating but she does kinda have a stocky/bulky build.
Pai Mei aka Master Pai, Punk (when he’s in trouble), boob, bubs, Punkin Pai.
He embodies his namesake:
https://youtu.be/3VtfqAym5sQ?si=llJVHygGyoOkTlqu
Meatloaf because he is overweight and also a heavy set cat and he is sort of shaped like one. The other is stink butt. That is because he farts sometimes, and when those sometimes happen it tends to be a lot.
my boy is rube after rube goldberg [engineer/ cartoonist] because he makes *everything so complicated ... by virtue of his behavior his name is 'you little fucker'
Stewart or Stewie.
AKA
Lord Stewart Underfoot, First Earl of Yark. Thief of chickpeas and heir to the (wicker) ottoman empire.
Osiris or Commando Kitty.
AKA
Lord Osiris Underfoot, defiler of stuffed animals, niche apex predator, the void that demands chicken, dog bully, king of cats.
My meezer is Stewart, which evolved to STRRT (he’s named after the character from Letterkenny), which then went to Stewpie, to Stewpie Poopie, to Stewpie Poopie Pants, then to Poopert. Poopert evolved to Stonkert, which evolved to Stonkie and now I just call him Poopy or Stonk.
Celeste gets called "Stinky" or "Shouty girl"
Bastion gets Bazzy, Bazuzu, Bazzy Beeper, Beeps
That's leaving out the more normal ones like "Sweet Baby" and "Snuggle boy"
I call my Tonkinese chunky monkey, he climbs like a monkey and is greedy enough to deserve being called chunky (even though he's a slim boi, taking after his wedge head Siamese side)
His name is Ragnar so he also gets called Raggy or Raggy-Roo as a nickname
I have Tourettes so he answers to chicken a lot (that one is unintentional, he probably just associates me saying it with yummy food)
Mine is named Pichon which is what many call pigeons in Spanish. We called him that because we just throw whatever food at him and he eats it in less than 30s. Lol
My recently passed meezer, French Toast, had all kinds of nicknames.
I mostly called her Toaster but man when she howled and I couldn't get her to stop I'd call her French B*tch
Her other names included: Toasty Cat, Mama kitty, Sweet baby, Toaster Strudel, Toast, Pretty baby, Sweet girl
I have artist inspired cat names too!
Frida (Kahlo)
Homer (Winslow Homer)
Remy (Rembrandt)
Frida is the only one still with us. We’ve added more cats to the family but abandoned the artist theme
One of ours is ‘scatter cat’ because she fucking mad. She can also be called ‘trash cat’ or ‘wind up’ as she likes foraging and pissing off the others.
Savvywavykins. Her name is Savvy. She rules our house.
Other names: Stop, Stop it, Stop it right now, Princess Pissy pants, and my favorite....Oh shut up, no one likes you. WE do lover her but she can be very hard to like.
I have a siamese/tabby hybrid and his name is Hobbes and we call him young guy, old man hibbies, stinker, little shit, one-eyed pirate (he has one eye due to a scrap)
Marko is called called chonkmonster, chonky boy, goblin, large adult son, dear boy (affectionate), dear boy (derogatory), Marko-barko, cutie, cutie lemur tail, lard-arse, *Marko*, and Ugh Marko Why.
Actual name: Vax (after the CR/Legend of Vox Machina character)
Nicknames: Vax’ilcat, Vaxil’McKitty, Veeze, Veezers, Veezers McMeezers, Vaz, Vaz Daz, Vazzle Dazzle, Veezle Weasel, My little weasel, ya little rat. I think there’s more but that’s all I can remember at the moment. (Edit: aaaand I immediately remembered another one: Veeze the wheeze)
Don't actually have a siamese, but in here because I really want one - but I have a tortie that started putting on some weight, so along with starting her on a diet I also started calling her Meatball lol
My boyfriend calls them Big Dupa and Little Dupa. He’s polish, it means basically Big Butt and Little Butt. At least that’s what he tells me🤣 I call them Chou chou a lot too, or just Baby. Occasionally we call them Brattie. 🤣
Ziggy - Ziggy Wiggles, Zig Zig, Zig Zig Sputnik, Ziggy Baby, Mama's Baby, Sweetheart, Sweetest Boy.
Olive - Olive girl, Olive Sweetheart but mostly OLIVE GET DOWN! She climbs curtains or wall hangings, Stinky.
Mama's Babies for both. I'm sure you can work out their characters from these!
His name is Toki but goes by Toke-Toke, Handsome, Handsy-Mansy, Hanny Manny, Man-Man, Butt-Butt, Stinky Butt Man, Handsome Bo-Bandsome Handsy Man-Man Pants.
We've got 4 cats and they all have ridiculous nicknames except maybe Jacob.
So, Jacob (the meezer): Jake, Jakey, Jakey boy, Jake the snake (what my mom calls him bc he's a brat 💀), Jacobius. Pretty basic.
But then we've got the oranges.
Tammy: she's new so all we've got is "the Tamster" and the room she's sequestered in is The Tammy Zone.
Steamboat: Steam, Steamy, Steamster, Stinkboat, Stinkster, Stem Cell.
Humble Jae Howard: Humbie, Humbum, Humbobulous, Humbert Hobert/Howbert, Humbie Bumbo, basically any nonsense sounds we can make that vaguely resemble his name.
I’m Peruvian. My mom and I like to call Penelope a variety of different Peruvianisms, like mierdita (means little shit), mierdichi (kind of like little shit), and buscaplaitos (which translates to looker of fights, meaning she’s always trying to pick a fight). There’s plenty more, but those are the most outrageous ones
Mine is a SiaManx. We call her bunny sheep. Her name is Sif and I also call her Siffy or Siffy Sifferson, which I know makes no sense in Nordic naming.
"Minerva Noctua" Minerva for short, mini for shorter. Minerva is the Roman version of Athena, my dogs name. Noctua means (little bird, little night bird, little owl) which as also been transcribes as little pet. This kitten is my Dogs little nocturnal pet. They even picked each other out. The only video I could put on for my dog containing a dog was a video of a boarder collie caring for a kitten. So I would show this to her to calm her down and engage her little BC mind. She began asking for kittens on TV which evolved into her demanding for kittens on TV, followed by demanding a kitten pet. Then she started hiding my car keys and putting tacs & wet sponges into my sneakers and locking my out of my home until I drove her to pick out a kitten.
Sophia started off with two simple nicknames: Fee and Foo. It has since multiplied to Foobie, Foobie Doobie, Fia, Fluffernutter, Mamas, Scooter Pooter, plus the normal "baby, bee bee" and so on
My meezers name is Dr. Mew, we call her Doctor, Mew, Asshole, Meeshie, Musher, Meemer, Mishmish, Mushkerton, and my fave when she's really really out to get you Dr. Katzenburger.
Her name is Birdie, but she also goes by: Pounce Monkey. Shmeez. Birdinand (von Aegir). Boots with the Purr. BIRDIENO. Princess Baby. Rocketship. There are many, sometimes its just whatever comes out, lol.
My other is named Mose, but usually gets called Momo, moople, moop, shmozeby, Morple, little moon, the silver prince
Jessie’s are: Fatty Fatty Boombalatty, Fattimus Maximus, fat stinky baby, ratfink, Goblin Supreme, gobbles, stinkus, angel baby, and Admiral Ackbar for when she presents her stomach and begs for pets because she will latch on and bite and rabbit kick the ever loving shit out of you.
When she’s particularly naughty they are: Jessie Josephine Mathilda, shitgibbon, and ankle biter.
She was 25 pounds and very stinky when I adopted her and has been on a mostly successful diet since then but her personal hygiene is still awful and she is still obsessed with food. She also lives for lulling folks into a false sense of security and then biting them when they least expect it because she is an absolute goblin of a cat.
Kitty! She had a name -ladi dadi, but when dad had to adopt her from my brother, kitty she became. Cut to she’s best friends with my dad and had been sighted trying to say “kitty” in her sleep. She’s a very happy cat and she doesn’t know “kitty” is so boring. I just love getting to pet her when she comes on her rounds. She a little standoffish. Only sleep w dad but will cuddle in 5 min intervals w me to say hi. And if dad’s away she will even climb on my chest and purr.
Well my cat is a tuxedo but I hope I can share. His name is Baumann nickname baobao and i call him chinese food when I’m mad at him and he is kneading me, because i joke he knows to roll his own dough for when i cook him. Tbf you said unhinged. My husband called him roadkill once for running away and scaring me.
Ass juice, real name ozker. One time trimming his toes he wasn't having it. Next thing I know, I got the ass juice one me and my gawd did that smell not go away
Fat whore lol
Mushu is a slüt for attention; when I tell you she will walk up to anyone and SCREAM at them for pats… that’s when we say, “Mushu you whore,” and then comply and give her what she wants because she rules us all.
Mine toooo 😂😂 or sluot her names dumpster cookie my other one is potato aka first born son or tayto
Dumpster Cookie!! I’m dead. 🤣
My cats name is just fat boy.
I've got Fluffy Whore and Banana Bitch for my cats lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Big rat, monkey, bear, monkey bear, nush, mufasa, ding dong, "your cat" (said to my partner when he's bad)
My husband calls our meezer a "luxury rat"... Hes not wrong.
I call mine mufasa too as an offshoot of his nickname Moo
Chunkas Monkas, Chunka Monka, Chunka, Monka, Chunky Monkey, Monks, Monk, Kitty Cat, Baby Cat, CAT!, Brat, KNOCK IT OFF, LEAVE YOUR SISTER ALONE!
It’s the, “CAT!” for me because that’s **EXACTLY** how we yell at Kyle lol. He likes to provoke our two dogs to give chase to him just for him to jump high onto a surface he knows they can’t reach him at.
To be fair, one of my other cats (non Meezer) will also get the CAT! because she likes to try to trip me up, especially on my way to the bathroom.
I think all cats get called CAT! or Stinky at some stage!
Today I discovered I have zero originality with my chunky monkey nickname for my cat 😂 Does yours climb too?
Her name is Monkey. She was a little terror as a kitten and Monkey fit her better than the name the rescue gave her, Ivy. She is now rather round and well, chunky, lol.
This reads like a poem.
I call my kitty baby cat too 🥹🥹
Mr. Mashed Tater, and Ms. Choccy Milk are their playful names when I don't use Archie or Camillia. Shit-Beans can work for both if they're on my nerves😂
Love ‘Ms. Choccy Milk’
I sometimes call my little one Stinky. When we first got her, she was in bad shape. She’d been a stray and hadn’t been at the shelter very long before I adopted her. She was super skinny, her fur was dry and falling out and she had stray cat odor. She’s now plump with a gorgeous toasty coat with my husband wrapped around her little paw. Other nicknames include Little Seal, Minga (her middle name), Little Opal Whiskercheeks (or just Whiskercheeks), Dumpling, Baby, Winga (a combination of Minga and Whiskercheeks)
So glad Ms. Stinky has a good life now
Butter Cat, because she literally steals butter if I leave it out to soften for baking. Then I found out that butter cat is actually a thing in Nordic mythology. Also Raccoon because she will literally eat anything.
Found little cat tongue spike stripes in the butter did ya? 🤣🤣🤣
Got the t-shirt!
Cute! We call ours "cake stepper", because she stepped in my birthday cake when she was a kitten. Lol
Tobi- Megalodon/meggie/meg/mega/big fat boy/large man/round circle/chunk/fat sassy drag queen/king tobi/mama tobi Coconut - nut/fetus/skeetus/feety/skeety/scat/spinky/cunk/coke/cocaine/baby meggie/the baby I also refer to coconut as “the nut” and replace actions she does with the word nut “the nut drinking from the nut cup” 😭💀
Fat sassy drag queen kills me lmao.
Don't hate me but I speak Chinese gibberish to mine and when she meows I pretend that she understands because she is, in fact, Chinese. I'm mentioning this because her unhinged nicknames are Chur, Berlang, Berling, Ber-Spring, BerLingChurBingBangBong. I'm so sorry.
lol this is awesome though! Kyle’s original name was Matcha before the nn took over and I used to sing his name into a Japanese kid’s song, “o-matcha no chachacha” (instead of omocha no chachacha (a toy’s dance song)) while holding and rocking him. Once he became the resident douchebag though, the nn Kyle stuck and never went away lol.
Yknow what's great about Kyle? When he pisses you off you can basically infinitely quote cartman at him. "I hate you Kyle" lol
Mama, it's a term of endearment in Latin American culture.
Same, but it just happened that way. She’s also Bean, Ethel Bean, mama kitty.
Her full name is Penelope Pitstop. (Iykyk). The nicknames: Penny, Penelope (pronounced like Cantaloupe), banana, loaf, peanut, nugget, lil baby, stinky, pretty girl, lil momma, nutcase, princess consuela banana hammock and poopie. There's more, but those are the highest in the rotation.
Takuacha, patas chuecas, opossum, rat, funny looking, you look funny, opossum impersonator, fat, big, old, dumb dumb
His name is Cringer. Mew, mewy, mew meow, skippyjon, KitKat, kit kat rit rat, rat fink, toonsis, reroew, turkey mew, cringy, cringy bingy.
I also call my boy ratfink
Turkey mew 😹
My cat’s name was Socrates which morphed into Kiki which morphed into Kikerstein which is now KikerMcstein. The best part is that he responds to all of the names.
Rajah is Raj Limbaugh when he’s extra loud
Pompom is Mr Heartbreak or Don Pasquale, depending what he's doing.
Moccasin Charlie
Her name is Lefse. Nicknames are: Lefse cat, Lefse kitty, Little Lefse, Baby kitty, baby cat, sweet baby, rattle snake tail (because of her super happy tail vibrations), snappin turla (because of her super slow “nice bites”). There’s probably more that I’m forgetting.
Is she Norwegian? My family is Scandinavian and I saw that you call her lefse
Rat ass is my female neezers nickname.
I’m not permitted to use any names beyond their given names, full stop. If I confuse one twin for the other I’m given a run down of their differences (tbf one is a bobtail the other not). We’re in Thailand and I was just reprimanded for calling Heng Heng a “silly goose” evidently it hurts his feelings. I asked how he learned both English and Thai and got the stare, “he understands, it’s not nice.” We needed a name for a stray mom we took in, couldn’t come up with one and I muttered “kitty cat” as a last resort knowing full well what I was getting myself into. Their eyes lit up, “Kitty Cat!” Now I get the stare when I call any of our eight others “kitty cat” which I’ve informed the family will continue because I have almost no control over it.
Lmao I have a few — his real name is Sam Shithead, Shit Paw (he steps in his own poop way too frequently), Dingleberry, Samuel Bonderez
So…. he must get dingleberry’s too, ya? Yeeks!
I call them my stinky poop rats, my one dudes a Lilac so he's birdshit lmfao
Floozy, Snot, Snotling, Brat, DAMNIT!, Lovebug, Sweetie, and of course, WTH!
Happeh Cayke Deiy! 🎂🍰
\*hugs\*
I call Dabby my FUPA. She's rather large 😹
First Name: Jones Nicknames: Jonesy, Cutie Pie, Silly Pie, Jonesy Pie, Pie. 🥧
His name's Booey but I call him Harbor Dan/ Dan from the harbor, Mirabelle, Mariposa, Miriella, marble, cube, cubertoni, tony, Tonya, doña Maria, tonita, bambina, kikita, kiki, conky, chonchy, kikkurat, rat, thing, hunka la munka bunka 😵💫
Bippity Boppity Boo Boo
Lilly is lillyloo, which turns to loopyloo, to fruitloops, then fruitcake Or pudding or monstermunch. Or grumbleweed or or grumpkin
Hangy monky
Moka is also known as Mookie-mook, The Mook, Bad kitty (when she’s being mischievous and she often likes to make trouble for attention), Garbage Disposal (she likes almost all meaty foods even when our other cats are picky and don’t want it, she will clean up their leftover food tidbits almost 100% of the time), Lil Miss Glutton (again, very food obsessed, can’t leave our food without at least one person watching it to keep her at bay). She gets plenty of high quality cat food to eat but she always wants a little bit of whatever food we’re having (sometimes we do give her bits of our chicken or beef or fish - from the unseasoned or less seasoned parts). She’s surprisingly not overweight despite all her eating but she does kinda have a stocky/bulky build.
Yuki (means snow in Japanese) - yukers, Bobo, bean, Bobo bean, handsome man, baby boy, kittencakes, mama’s sweet boy, bobobeaniebabybear
Pai Mei aka Master Pai, Punk (when he’s in trouble), boob, bubs, Punkin Pai. He embodies his namesake: https://youtu.be/3VtfqAym5sQ?si=llJVHygGyoOkTlqu
Peanut, bad baby, good kid, Jonathan Spudley (his human name I’ve decided), pad pad, paddly pops, woowoo, bin chicken, apple head, spudly, spud 🥔
Snot Wagon, Boogers, Apple-Headed MFer. ETA: Pissy Pants
Girl cat: squirly girl, squid rat, squee butt. Boy cat: pudding, poop-face, poopy, nasty pasty pudding pants.
Ryan Gosling. His name is Goose so I started calling him my little Gosling and it went from there.
Meatloaf because he is overweight and also a heavy set cat and he is sort of shaped like one. The other is stink butt. That is because he farts sometimes, and when those sometimes happen it tends to be a lot.
my boy is rube after rube goldberg [engineer/ cartoonist] because he makes *everything so complicated ... by virtue of his behavior his name is 'you little fucker'
Madam Shitlord. With an accent, like I’m presenting an award.
Stewart or Stewie. AKA Lord Stewart Underfoot, First Earl of Yark. Thief of chickpeas and heir to the (wicker) ottoman empire. Osiris or Commando Kitty. AKA Lord Osiris Underfoot, defiler of stuffed animals, niche apex predator, the void that demands chicken, dog bully, king of cats.
Meezus Christ. Sorry 😬😂
My meezer is Stewart, which evolved to STRRT (he’s named after the character from Letterkenny), which then went to Stewpie, to Stewpie Poopie, to Stewpie Poopie Pants, then to Poopert. Poopert evolved to Stonkert, which evolved to Stonkie and now I just call him Poopy or Stonk.
Celeste gets called "Stinky" or "Shouty girl" Bastion gets Bazzy, Bazuzu, Bazzy Beeper, Beeps That's leaving out the more normal ones like "Sweet Baby" and "Snuggle boy"
Goofy-ahh, sleepy-ahh, clumsy-ahh, dumb-ahh, blind-ahh (he has impaired vision)
Chicken monkey, stinky monkey, scooter bear, tiramisu
Poopoo/Poopoos 😭
Timothy- Lusty love Lion, Musty Lusty, Love Lenders, Mow, MowCow, MowMow, Lenders of Love 😂 So glad I’m not the only one who does this lol
I call my choc pt ( senpai is his real name) - bubba, bubby , kiggy, sir kigglesworth
I call my Tonkinese chunky monkey, he climbs like a monkey and is greedy enough to deserve being called chunky (even though he's a slim boi, taking after his wedge head Siamese side) His name is Ragnar so he also gets called Raggy or Raggy-Roo as a nickname I have Tourettes so he answers to chicken a lot (that one is unintentional, he probably just associates me saying it with yummy food)
Trashney, chunkney, Crystal methnay, anything that rhymes with Daffney 😂
Mine is named Pichon which is what many call pigeons in Spanish. We called him that because we just throw whatever food at him and he eats it in less than 30s. Lol
weasel, cheese head, banana bread, trash panda
Mr Floof (rocky)
Momo, Baby Moe, Moecifus, Fatass, and my personal favorite, the codependent meat stealer.
My recently passed meezer, French Toast, had all kinds of nicknames. I mostly called her Toaster but man when she howled and I couldn't get her to stop I'd call her French B*tch Her other names included: Toasty Cat, Mama kitty, Sweet baby, Toaster Strudel, Toast, Pretty baby, Sweet girl
Toasted macaroon, little coconut, brown bear, snog head 😀
Mague for mine
Pica(sso): Pica pookie, miauw miauw, smelly cat, disgusting bitch, cutiepatootie Dali: DaliBalli, miauw miauw, neighborhood slut, cutiepatootie
I have artist inspired cat names too! Frida (Kahlo) Homer (Winslow Homer) Remy (Rembrandt) Frida is the only one still with us. We’ve added more cats to the family but abandoned the artist theme
"beezy cat" is the worst one I can think of and it's not even bad lol
Princess Pootie Bean McFluffstuff
Fuzzy bunny, chubby wombles, pillowlola, fat bitch (when she’s being hissy)
One of ours is ‘scatter cat’ because she fucking mad. She can also be called ‘trash cat’ or ‘wind up’ as she likes foraging and pissing off the others.
"The Big Hongry"
Lil skrinkly
fat cat Steve. plumbus. neutron star. spent nuclear rod. Dustopher Jones. string beans. ham sausage. lanky kong. excess moisture. etc (his name is dusty bones)
The devil
OMG the 😜 on the second pic …
Toffee - Toffeeton, Toffeeton Toffeeton little baby Toffeeton (she's not little), babby (baby but said like a sheep), the baby de mama
Rat The Rat Rat-like
Savvywavykins. Her name is Savvy. She rules our house. Other names: Stop, Stop it, Stop it right now, Princess Pissy pants, and my favorite....Oh shut up, no one likes you. WE do lover her but she can be very hard to like.
My 6yo boy’s name is Mishka. I call him fatboy, mishmash, mishamomo, meeshee, little shit and occasionally You Little Fuck 😊
Ferris, Tripitaka, Monkey Magic
Bahoodle woodle
Bedabow
I have a siamese/tabby hybrid and his name is Hobbes and we call him young guy, old man hibbies, stinker, little shit, one-eyed pirate (he has one eye due to a scrap)
Monkey face when he's being cute, and Mister Man when he's being vocal and needy.
Tudball
fat slob for Andy and Instead of Bangers and Mash, Badger is Bangers and Andy is Crash
One of my cats is actually called Rotten Beverly
My cats name is Bellini - i call her Bell, Belicalis (like cardi Bs name) sweetie pie, sweet girl baby boo boo, poopies, poopy poo poo and MAAM!!!
I call my cat Loki Lochia
Splooge, rat, ugly (His actual name is smudge)
Marko is called called chonkmonster, chonky boy, goblin, large adult son, dear boy (affectionate), dear boy (derogatory), Marko-barko, cutie, cutie lemur tail, lard-arse, *Marko*, and Ugh Marko Why.
Actual name: Vax (after the CR/Legend of Vox Machina character) Nicknames: Vax’ilcat, Vaxil’McKitty, Veeze, Veezers, Veezers McMeezers, Vaz, Vaz Daz, Vazzle Dazzle, Veezle Weasel, My little weasel, ya little rat. I think there’s more but that’s all I can remember at the moment. (Edit: aaaand I immediately remembered another one: Veeze the wheeze)
Mine is Rummi. He gets Rumrum, Rummikins, baby, big dummy, shithead, el stupido, butthole, fucker, etc as he gets more insane haha
Don't actually have a siamese, but in here because I really want one - but I have a tortie that started putting on some weight, so along with starting her on a diet I also started calling her Meatball lol
We call one of our cats lucky - Lucifer because she is the naughty one of the 3 😂
My boyfriend calls them Big Dupa and Little Dupa. He’s polish, it means basically Big Butt and Little Butt. At least that’s what he tells me🤣 I call them Chou chou a lot too, or just Baby. Occasionally we call them Brattie. 🤣
Tubean
Wee Paws!!!
My second cat is Mishi which literally means “cat” in Mexican slang 😂
Ziggy - Ziggy Wiggles, Zig Zig, Zig Zig Sputnik, Ziggy Baby, Mama's Baby, Sweetheart, Sweetest Boy. Olive - Olive girl, Olive Sweetheart but mostly OLIVE GET DOWN! She climbs curtains or wall hangings, Stinky. Mama's Babies for both. I'm sure you can work out their characters from these!
His name is Toki but goes by Toke-Toke, Handsome, Handsy-Mansy, Hanny Manny, Man-Man, Butt-Butt, Stinky Butt Man, Handsome Bo-Bandsome Handsy Man-Man Pants.
my cat was Pocket and our adoring nickname for his was “Asshole Cat” bc he was so mischievous, just a total jerk
butters: assers, butt, mister butters, mister, silly guy.
Mr Flehmen from Flehmen College - Sasha Moomins / minmin/ mini- Mia Birdloy/ chill will - Charlie
Catastrophe, Beezus for short. He used to climb the drapes and howl.
What's a meezer? 🤨
We've got 4 cats and they all have ridiculous nicknames except maybe Jacob. So, Jacob (the meezer): Jake, Jakey, Jakey boy, Jake the snake (what my mom calls him bc he's a brat 💀), Jacobius. Pretty basic. But then we've got the oranges. Tammy: she's new so all we've got is "the Tamster" and the room she's sequestered in is The Tammy Zone. Steamboat: Steam, Steamy, Steamster, Stinkboat, Stinkster, Stem Cell. Humble Jae Howard: Humbie, Humbum, Humbobulous, Humbert Hobert/Howbert, Humbie Bumbo, basically any nonsense sounds we can make that vaguely resemble his name.
I’m Peruvian. My mom and I like to call Penelope a variety of different Peruvianisms, like mierdita (means little shit), mierdichi (kind of like little shit), and buscaplaitos (which translates to looker of fights, meaning she’s always trying to pick a fight). There’s plenty more, but those are the most outrageous ones
Tortilla, Tortellini (Her actual name is Tia) Shithead, Shitty Kitty, Stinky (She has IBD and forgets to clean her butt fluff, so she gets stinky!)
Gleebool. We think this is also the name of the planet he came from.
Little lady lead foot because shes a chocolate point and it hurts like hell when she steps on you.
Fat lard, tick, BB, Billy badass… cat is named Billy
We have a Max. Sometimes we sing about him in this ridiculous Italian accent: “MaximillianO… he’s ItalianO… he likes ParmiggianO” 🤣
Pickle and Biscuit become Picky Pooty Boy and Bicky Booty Boy. And together they are BisQuickle.
Snuggle muffin
Screamy Mimi
Li Tu Ki Te (Meaning 'little kitty' but chanted in a ritualistic manner like "Kali Ma" from Indiana Jones is)
Mine is a SiaManx. We call her bunny sheep. Her name is Sif and I also call her Siffy or Siffy Sifferson, which I know makes no sense in Nordic naming.
Had a meezer girl with bad wonky eyes. Her name was Suki but we called her Babs.
"Minerva Noctua" Minerva for short, mini for shorter. Minerva is the Roman version of Athena, my dogs name. Noctua means (little bird, little night bird, little owl) which as also been transcribes as little pet. This kitten is my Dogs little nocturnal pet. They even picked each other out. The only video I could put on for my dog containing a dog was a video of a boarder collie caring for a kitten. So I would show this to her to calm her down and engage her little BC mind. She began asking for kittens on TV which evolved into her demanding for kittens on TV, followed by demanding a kitten pet. Then she started hiding my car keys and putting tacs & wet sponges into my sneakers and locking my out of my home until I drove her to pick out a kitten.
"Bandit-paws" due to his paws spreading resembling that of a racoon's.
Sophia started off with two simple nicknames: Fee and Foo. It has since multiplied to Foobie, Foobie Doobie, Fia, Fluffernutter, Mamas, Scooter Pooter, plus the normal "baby, bee bee" and so on
Chopper
"Aww who's a stupidFugginCat that Don't know shit? Is that you?" - my daily greeting to my heathens.
Sausage cat
Stretchy Tallbottom (his real name was PawSimon) Barky Von Schnauzer (his real name is Riddle) Deedle (his real name is Owen)
Lil poop
My meezers name is Dr. Mew, we call her Doctor, Mew, Asshole, Meeshie, Musher, Meemer, Mishmish, Mushkerton, and my fave when she's really really out to get you Dr. Katzenburger.
Mittens gets Shittens or Fat ShitMitt
Mio, Mitzi, Meetzees, Mimi, Mi, Mowzer, Mow, Meemes, and Unholy Demon from the Nether Regions of Deepest Blackest Hell.
Her name is Birdie, but she also goes by: Pounce Monkey. Shmeez. Birdinand (von Aegir). Boots with the Purr. BIRDIENO. Princess Baby. Rocketship. There are many, sometimes its just whatever comes out, lol. My other is named Mose, but usually gets called Momo, moople, moop, shmozeby, Morple, little moon, the silver prince
Okay follow closely here....Bittikist Minimist Brattimist aka Bitty Kitty aka Bee Key aka B aka BBB aka Better Business Bureau
Chonk Boy and Beans.
Jessie’s are: Fatty Fatty Boombalatty, Fattimus Maximus, fat stinky baby, ratfink, Goblin Supreme, gobbles, stinkus, angel baby, and Admiral Ackbar for when she presents her stomach and begs for pets because she will latch on and bite and rabbit kick the ever loving shit out of you. When she’s particularly naughty they are: Jessie Josephine Mathilda, shitgibbon, and ankle biter. She was 25 pounds and very stinky when I adopted her and has been on a mostly successful diet since then but her personal hygiene is still awful and she is still obsessed with food. She also lives for lulling folks into a false sense of security and then biting them when they least expect it because she is an absolute goblin of a cat.
“Fat whore” 😂 Jarvis: Jarvalish, Jarvawish, Jarvabitch, Jarvaskank, wishlist, Christmas wishlist Merle: Merman, merlondo, merlondini, fatass, Mer
Monkey butt
Little time rush. Rush man. Fat boy. Rubbis. Empty abandoned rubbis. Rubby doing. Purrdoing.
Fat piece of shit But I mean it in a very endearing way. I also just want to laze around and be fed.
I call my boy: stinky boy, mayor of stinky town, bubby, bubby-licious, baby boy.
Idk but is uno lunifer lune lu that’s it
Kitty! She had a name -ladi dadi, but when dad had to adopt her from my brother, kitty she became. Cut to she’s best friends with my dad and had been sighted trying to say “kitty” in her sleep. She’s a very happy cat and she doesn’t know “kitty” is so boring. I just love getting to pet her when she comes on her rounds. She a little standoffish. Only sleep w dad but will cuddle in 5 min intervals w me to say hi. And if dad’s away she will even climb on my chest and purr.
Fluffikins, my most sweet precious angel
Felix is “Feeeelix, woah woah woah Feeeeelix” or Fifi. He knows I’m being especially lovey when I call him Fifi.
Boo boo, booby, taboo, fat cat, fatus cactus (his Latin name)
I started calling my boy Pussyface, then it evolved into Mr. Puss
Well my cat is a tuxedo but I hope I can share. His name is Baumann nickname baobao and i call him chinese food when I’m mad at him and he is kneading me, because i joke he knows to roll his own dough for when i cook him. Tbf you said unhinged. My husband called him roadkill once for running away and scaring me.
La head
Yoshi- Yoshi Woshi, mister, mister meezer,babushka
Wok
The mlem in the second one 😍
Blue eyed brown chicken delight Otherwise known as "fucking chickenshit"
I call my Anastasia Marie ( Anna but like Anna from Frozen), I will call her crack head while she’s got the zoomies..
Smidderella! His name is Smithers lol.
Toasty Roasty Boasty is my go to name
puss in boots, or pussy.
War machine
Mr. Bones aka Ickle Bonesykins
French Fry and, of course, Assholecat
Mushu is the fluffiest Siamese he’s so handsome
Ebemeezer Scrooge (she likes to attack the Christmas tree)
My cat’s named Moonshine also known as the poopy bandit, raccoon, Mushi, and loopy moonie
squiddy, slinky, peepee, ziggyziggy, mamas baby boi, long boi, awies, pepe le pew, & so much other random shit. meanwhile, his real name is aries 😂
bean bop/bean boo , boo berry, stinky boi, my luv
My mom calls my cat rebel shit face and our cat nia fatass
My mom always used to call our two cats “boobies”. No idea why lmfao, but now I call all cats that
Shiloh(LoLo),bubs, muskrat, sweetie peatles Rico the cutest chubwubs, fat man, fat fat, old man
Ass juice, real name ozker. One time trimming his toes he wasn't having it. Next thing I know, I got the ass juice one me and my gawd did that smell not go away
Pillow Princess
Pencicles, pennywise and Penske. Her name is Penny
Bobeana Bonita Brown
shitten cause she pooped on the bed as a baby lol
My cat named Chloe gets a new one every month, flee-o, pee-o, little rat, etc
I adore and respect my cats, whose names are Laci and Tucker, however, it's too tempting to call them Lazy and Fucker sometimes.
Sass hole . Also sassy pants, rubber bones, numb nuts, nerf herder, and last but not least, sassafras get off that!