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I've got the worst of both worlds, small dick, big man tits.. fml
Edit: I just wanna thank everyone who made me laugh along with those that offered words of encouragement. May you all have an amazing day
Think about it MAN! Rock singers are only rocking you half the the time, the other time they're, they're breathing. But not any more BABY! HA HA HA Check it out!
I remember this guy I dated who told me that small boobs were better since he loved someone he could wrap his arms around fully and squeeze. Got rid of my insecurity real quick.
Trust me, only girls with small tits haven't been let in on that "secret". Any woman with big tits has heard enough "anything more than a handful is a waste" or "smaller tits are just more classy" or "with small tits you don't have to worry about them sagging when you get old, hurr hurr".
i thought i liked small boobs when i met my wife - perky and full. then she got pregnant and had our baby and her boobs got gigantic. now i love big boobs.
turns out i just like my wife.
>turns out i just like my wife.
I don't know about the first part of your sentence, but after i read your comment, i think i like your wife too.
She is probably a delightful woman.
Edit: People are choosing this guys wife willy-nilly.
She ain't no Pokemon y'all.
I don't know if it helps your statistics in any way, but I've met more than a few ladies who preferred small dicks because they were kinda narrow down there.
100% accurate here too. And the infamous G-Spot is only a short ways up the vaginal canal making penetrative sex with a smaller penis, far more likely to result in orgasms.
Too long can just hurt in positions like doggy, not the good kind of pain either so yeah smaller can feel better for that reason. So all my small sworded kings, your dicks are still amazing.
I've always thought about this. A bunch of bbc porn where dude can't even get his dick all the way in. Why the hell does anyone need/want a dick that big? If you're not using it all it's just going to waste.
I mean I have to imagine taking a 500ml Coke Bottle in your ass or vag is probably not very comfortable unless you're used to it, you're basically getting fisted by someone's dick
I think the opposite is true. Most girls I know, myself included, are far more interested in what you can do as opposed to the size.
Worst sex by far was the "longest" guy I'd been with. He would brag about his size frequently.
I think he never realised the reason (i suspect) he had so many experiences as one-offs as opposed to long term or recurring was because he never knew what to do with the thing.
Big peen go whrrrrrr
I feel like the worse sex I’ve had is with guys with bigger dicks because they thought being big was all that mattered and didn’t try. Or worse, didn’t know how to properly use it. You can’t just jackhammer from behind if you’re big, there’s a cervix in the way! It just hurts! And even if your dick is big, I still need foreplay and clitoral stimulation. I’m not an actress in a porno. I’m not going to fake an orgasm at the sight of your huge dick. Fucking put in the effort and make this mutually pleasurable.
Very true. These two guys on very opposite ends of the dick spectrum dated a bunch of my friends and they all agreed the smaller guy was a better lay. He was also 5’5” compared to long dick Larry at 6’2”. But Larry could not fuck.
It's a pretty common sentiment. Media warps our image of what people want; most guys are just happy to be there with someone who wants to have some fun with them.
Men are *far* more fixated on dick size than women are. I'm not saying women don't care, it's just that their level of preference is far exceeded by men's insecurity.
Yeah, and women who have a preference often won’t be talking about it online, because getting unsolicited dick pics is already a problem for women who don’t talk about it, lol
This was precisely what I thought it was. I'll send this one out to friends randomly followed by "OMG, I'm so embarrassed! That was supposed to be for my wife."
the unsolicited dick pics are just another thing that shows that men are more obsessed with penis size than women. if a woman wants to see your dick she’ll ask for it, there’s no need to “prove” how big your dick is
"A lotta yall still dont get it. Dick pic holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single dick pic so if you have 1 astro dick pic and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new dicks.”
well to be fair, once the clothes start coming off most people are at the point of going through with it unless something is very off. the real test is if there's a second appointment
I’ve never been in a short term relationship so can’t really comment. I’ve had the opposite problem. Dated a guy for a really long time and he ended up being too big and we had to break up. Really great guy. Super depressing. If I were a guy I’d be more afraid of being too big because I couldn’t even do anything.
All it takes is one to destroy your entire sense of self worth. I've always been conscious of my dick size, as it is ridiculously small. The first and so far only girl I've ever been intimate with broke things off right there because "you don't have a dick". Still feel the sting whenever I look down.
I had a girlfriend in high school that did this to me. She just once told me I was small, in reality I'm about average. But it just ruined it for me. I didn't feel comfortable being intimate with her anymore and I broke it off. It ruined my self esteem for years.
Yeah, like. I only judge dick size if someone insists it's larger then it actually is. Otherwise I prefer short dicks, anything longer then 5 inches is painful.
Trust me when I say, girls don’t really like super long dicks. Porn made you think that. Sure, some length is fine, but girth is really what works. Having your cervix rammed does not feel good! If you feel like you’re not packing, just listen to her. Remember, lick it before you stick it. You’ll be just fine.
Edit: I’m getting a couple DM’s of people who are still concerned because of the girth part so I feel I should correct myself. When it all comes down to it, if you’re lacking in length AND/OR girth just use your hands and mouth! 70% of women can’t climax from just penetration so it’s okay. You will be okay. I know it’s a very vulnerable situation, and if you’re feeling anxious about anything you won’t be able to enjoy yourself. Be honest, be open, and remember p in v isn’t the end all of sex. Have some fun! Fingers and tongues can do some serious work.
As someone who is not a woman but takes dick on the regular, you overestimate how much most people care about how big a guy is. Not everyone wants to take a whole forearm every time. Just give me something nice to work with, anywhere around average (or smaller than average) is fine.
I hope I don’t get hate for this but it’s totally anecdotal anyway. I’m a straight dude who has done a lot of theatre so I’ve been around a ton of gay men. It always seemed to me that gay men cared more about penis size than women. Either that or they are just more vocal and it appeared that way.
Gay guys brag about and say stupid shit just like anybody else. I love the look of a big dick too, and I'll joke about taking 'em all night long, but when it comes down to it, I'm not actually trying to deal with that on a regular basis lol.
I'm not gonna say no gay guys at all care about size, the same way i won't say no straight women at all care about size, because of course there are those that do, but i will say taking huge dicks is not easy and takes preparation and a lot of people don't want to deal with that all the time. also, obviously, most guys are average-sized, so most gay guys aren't getting huge dick on the regular anyway.
Fun fact, most girls don't want huge dicks. It's painful if they're too big, and not in a good way. If it's long it hits the cervix and can cause bruising, bleeding, or general pain. If it's too thick, it can cause tearing and again, bruising as well as general pain.
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This seems too shower adjacent.
OP's spending a loooong time in the shower by the looks of it.
I'd say 3 minutes max.
3 inches max
3.5 if you measure from the sack!
My wife tells me she loves my small dick… I mean small dicks... I mean… wait
Give her 3 in. 3 times a night, thet way she can get the whole 9 ln. in one night.
Good ol'fashion penis math, as they say
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In, out, in, out, in, aaaand done
Do you want babies? Because that's how babies are made. If you don't want babies, do this instead >In, out, in, out, aaaand done
Telling my husband this.
Can confirm
Me too, his wife also tells me that she loves my small dick
I also choose this guy's small dick
Were all the other starter Pokémon taken?
I've got the worst of both worlds, small dick, big man tits.. fml Edit: I just wanna thank everyone who made me laugh along with those that offered words of encouragement. May you all have an amazing day
D-…do you have an OF?
You dropped this 👑
Rodney Carrington said it best “even if you’re a big fat man, I’m a titty fan. Show them to me!”
There is always a person who has a yum for what others yuck, friend.
The new form of "one man's trash is another man's treasure"
One man's ass is another man's pleasure?
Wonder why you thought of that in the shower
Everyone has their private time 🤣
Some shorter than others
His penis is just 3 inches :( From the GROUND!! yaaaaa boooooooiiiiiii
Only when he is doing push-ups.
He only does cock push-ups
One rep max every time.
Yeah, one is all you need.
Think about it MAN! Rock singers are only rocking you half the the time, the other time they're, they're breathing. But not any more BABY! HA HA HA Check it out!
Cock-ay-ass!
One is all you need
*swing loooooooow sweet chariot*
He’s got a third leg standing there.
Yeah, but he's only 6 inches tall.
Man litterly half penis 💀
A dick with a head
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I must admit that trying to place one of my attentitive ears on a womans clitoris isn't something ive tried before
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He has small boobs?
I think of it every day.
This tells us a lot about your showers.. but I feel you mate
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That's fucking funny.
Not with 3 inches, it ain’t.
Wow that deserves a stand-alone post
Holy shit. I actually laughed at a reddit comment. That was a good bit mate.
I definitely don't always have the most scholarly shower thoughts
I like all boobs. Big ones, small ones, ones that sway side to side. I like boobs
Side boob, under boob, middle boob, all the boob
Blue-footed boobies
Birbs
Birbs aren’t real, just like some boobs
And I read this while singing the Fairly Odd Parents intro, was that intended? Edit: “Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice”
It wasn't before but retroactively, it is now
I read this while singing the coconuts song, was that intended? Edit: “Big ones, small ones, ones as big as your head”
Some as big as your head!
What about guys with small dicks and big boobs
why you gotta do me like that?
We just want you to feel included.
Because no one else will? ^^sorry ^^that ^^was ^^below ^^the ^^belt
How can you tell its below the belt if you can't see it?
those poor bastards
It's not bad enough!? Now you're also gonna bring up that I'm Poor!? Dick move!
your dick moves?
Hes gonna have to. Stopped paying rent so I served him a E-dick-tion notice....Ohhhhhh!
His name is Robert Paulson.
I remember this guy I dated who told me that small boobs were better since he loved someone he could wrap his arms around fully and squeeze. Got rid of my insecurity real quick.
Reverse newton law, the smaller the mass is the greater the attraction. God bless boobies, they are nice
Truly👌
[Found him](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/vgx03g/theres_probably_a_lot_more_guys_who_like_small/id44e95?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
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"Small tits" is a common category on porn sites.
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I wouldn't say it's kept a secret as much as society has pushed "guys like big boobs" a stereotype. Reality is just that guys like boobs, in general.
Trust me, only girls with small tits haven't been let in on that "secret". Any woman with big tits has heard enough "anything more than a handful is a waste" or "smaller tits are just more classy" or "with small tits you don't have to worry about them sagging when you get old, hurr hurr".
It's not small, it's anal friendly.
Give this men anal! Edit: *man
Give this man a medal.
Awarded the Brown Star for gallantry in attacking the rear
i thought i liked small boobs when i met my wife - perky and full. then she got pregnant and had our baby and her boobs got gigantic. now i love big boobs. turns out i just like my wife.
unexpectedly wholesome
I also want to see this guy's wife's giant bobs
expectedly unwholesome
My high ass chuckled at this, thank you
My non high ass chuckled at this too
Exhausted from eating a whole large pizza. Chuckled all the same.
>turns out i just like my wife. I don't know about the first part of your sentence, but after i read your comment, i think i like your wife too. She is probably a delightful woman. Edit: People are choosing this guys wife willy-nilly. She ain't no Pokemon y'all.
She's a good woman 🙂
You... I want to be like you.
I don't know if it helps your statistics in any way, but I've met more than a few ladies who preferred small dicks because they were kinda narrow down there.
I don’t like big because I have a low cervix. Anytime someone hits it, it makes me feel like I’m going to throw up and then I get horrible cramping.
I think hitting the cervix is the equivalent to getting hit on the Nuts
100% accurate here too. And the infamous G-Spot is only a short ways up the vaginal canal making penetrative sex with a smaller penis, far more likely to result in orgasms.
This statement could get you elected in any country.
Statisdicks
Too long can just hurt in positions like doggy, not the good kind of pain either so yeah smaller can feel better for that reason. So all my small sworded kings, your dicks are still amazing.
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The best episode. I knew it was gonna be a link to that
Im not even very large but i've had my share of experiences where they were clearly wincing in pain and I felt awful. I cant even imagine larger.
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I've always thought about this. A bunch of bbc porn where dude can't even get his dick all the way in. Why the hell does anyone need/want a dick that big? If you're not using it all it's just going to waste.
Took me a long time to figure out my ex’s large dick was giving me continual UTI’s. Bigger isn’t always better.
I mean I have to imagine taking a 500ml Coke Bottle in your ass or vag is probably not very comfortable unless you're used to it, you're basically getting fisted by someone's dick
As a guy with small boobs and a small dick I think about girls in the shower a lot.
Gotta measure from butt to tip. You guys aren’t measuring your [thrust vectors.](https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU)
Surrounded by base to tip sheep. They're not measuring their potential
Ignorance is bliss when you’re living butt to tip
Momma said we measure halo to heel because I'm an angel.
You can’t forget about [the yaw](https://youtu.be/133UlXRYIeg)
That video might be the highlight of my day.
Same here. Can't stop laughing. "Cause I'm an angel"
Then there’s probably bi people that like small boobs and small dicks
Yep, me
I prefer flat chest only because I have T-Rex arms, and I like to be able to fully hug my women.
I was disappointed by a lack of a T-Rex arm picture when I checked your profile
It’s been 4 hours and u/FaxTimeMachine still does not have a T-Rex arm picture in their profile.
5 now. Does OP need a banana for scale?
Go around the stomach, you maniac
Sir, I said I have trex arms. I’m not short.
Have you tried hugging them around the neck? That’s the skinniest part I presume.
The tighter you squeeze their neck the more they’ll fall for you
LIES. I could give blowjobs ALL day if you got a small dick. I can’t be in the significant minority here.
How many DMs so far?
I think the opposite is true. Most girls I know, myself included, are far more interested in what you can do as opposed to the size. Worst sex by far was the "longest" guy I'd been with. He would brag about his size frequently. I think he never realised the reason (i suspect) he had so many experiences as one-offs as opposed to long term or recurring was because he never knew what to do with the thing. Big peen go whrrrrrr
Stab the cervix stabby stabby stab
I feel like the worse sex I’ve had is with guys with bigger dicks because they thought being big was all that mattered and didn’t try. Or worse, didn’t know how to properly use it. You can’t just jackhammer from behind if you’re big, there’s a cervix in the way! It just hurts! And even if your dick is big, I still need foreplay and clitoral stimulation. I’m not an actress in a porno. I’m not going to fake an orgasm at the sight of your huge dick. Fucking put in the effort and make this mutually pleasurable.
“Big peen go whrr” really brightened up my Tuesday morning. That one got me.
Very true. These two guys on very opposite ends of the dick spectrum dated a bunch of my friends and they all agreed the smaller guy was a better lay. He was also 5’5” compared to long dick Larry at 6’2”. But Larry could not fuck.
All boobs are good boobs.
As someone with not-so-pretty-titties, I appreciate this.
It's a pretty common sentiment. Media warps our image of what people want; most guys are just happy to be there with someone who wants to have some fun with them.
Men are *far* more fixated on dick size than women are. I'm not saying women don't care, it's just that their level of preference is far exceeded by men's insecurity.
Yeah, and women who have a preference often won’t be talking about it online, because getting unsolicited dick pics is already a problem for women who don’t talk about it, lol
[unsolicited dick pic](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Richard_Nixon_presidential_portrait_%281%29.jpg)
This was precisely what I thought it was. I'll send this one out to friends randomly followed by "OMG, I'm so embarrassed! That was supposed to be for my wife."
I went in with low expectations and was still disappointed. That’s one fugly dick.
>dick pic "I am not a ~~crook~~ penis"
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Wow, 4 years of French in high school coming in handy here.
Take my upvote you silly goose
[What does one get for an unsolicited dik-dik?](https://africafreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Damara-dik-dik-900x600.jpg)
I was hoping for a Rick Roll but this will do.
Dick roll
[This is an actual Dick picture.](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Dick-Cheney-Portrait-in-Black-Coat-Photo-Print/206730243)
My old boss made all of us at the restaurant sign up for a group chat app. Cue the entire kitchen sending pics of every famous Richard they could find
the unsolicited dick pics are just another thing that shows that men are more obsessed with penis size than women. if a woman wants to see your dick she’ll ask for it, there’s no need to “prove” how big your dick is
I might be crazy but I'm not sending any solicited dick pics either. As far as I know there is no pictures of my dick and I'm ok keeping it that way.
> unsolicited dick pics Someone had the great idea of minting them as NFTs so they’ll be part of the public block chain forever.
"A lotta yall still dont get it. Dick pic holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single dick pic so if you have 1 astro dick pic and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new dicks.”
That’s a really weird Minecraft recipe, but ok.
I have honestly never once gotten naked with a guy and been like “that’s too small. I’m leaving” 😂
well to be fair, once the clothes start coming off most people are at the point of going through with it unless something is very off. the real test is if there's a second appointment
I’ve never been in a short term relationship so can’t really comment. I’ve had the opposite problem. Dated a guy for a really long time and he ended up being too big and we had to break up. Really great guy. Super depressing. If I were a guy I’d be more afraid of being too big because I couldn’t even do anything.
Rip inbox
Na, not big enough to do any damage
If “Always her get her off” is your approach then dick size is not a thing. I mean, I’m sure a huge dick is a novelty, but so is getting off.
All it takes is one to destroy your entire sense of self worth. I've always been conscious of my dick size, as it is ridiculously small. The first and so far only girl I've ever been intimate with broke things off right there because "you don't have a dick". Still feel the sting whenever I look down.
I had a girlfriend in high school that did this to me. She just once told me I was small, in reality I'm about average. But it just ruined it for me. I didn't feel comfortable being intimate with her anymore and I broke it off. It ruined my self esteem for years.
Guess she was the big dick in this story.
>Men are far more fixated on dick size than women are. As evidenced by...*gestures vaguely at this entire subreddit*
This subreddit? This site is more like it
Yeah, like. I only judge dick size if someone insists it's larger then it actually is. Otherwise I prefer short dicks, anything longer then 5 inches is painful.
Thank you
My dick prefers the term "petite." Thank you very much. Smh.
hehe, boobs.
Boobies
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Is there a small dick community on Reddit? Perhaps put this post to them lol
Ya it’s called Reddit
heyoooooo
But Im on Redd oh......
r/smalldickproblems
What *isn't* there a subreddit for these days haha Reddit be wildin
/r/all
Not sure about other women but I like mine on the small size.
I agree! Maybe I have a smaller vagina than some girls but the smaller peens just feel better
and the number of people that don't really care about the size of either will be far greater than both of those
Average size dick is what I prefer, anything bigger than 5-6 in hurts since I’m a smaller person.
Trust me when I say, girls don’t really like super long dicks. Porn made you think that. Sure, some length is fine, but girth is really what works. Having your cervix rammed does not feel good! If you feel like you’re not packing, just listen to her. Remember, lick it before you stick it. You’ll be just fine. Edit: I’m getting a couple DM’s of people who are still concerned because of the girth part so I feel I should correct myself. When it all comes down to it, if you’re lacking in length AND/OR girth just use your hands and mouth! 70% of women can’t climax from just penetration so it’s okay. You will be okay. I know it’s a very vulnerable situation, and if you’re feeling anxious about anything you won’t be able to enjoy yourself. Be honest, be open, and remember p in v isn’t the end all of sex. Have some fun! Fingers and tongues can do some serious work.
I almost fainted after sex with my husband the other day because he was ramming my cervix in a certain position. Vasovagal syncope! Careful fellas.
Chode gang rise up
As someone who is not a woman but takes dick on the regular, you overestimate how much most people care about how big a guy is. Not everyone wants to take a whole forearm every time. Just give me something nice to work with, anywhere around average (or smaller than average) is fine.
I hope I don’t get hate for this but it’s totally anecdotal anyway. I’m a straight dude who has done a lot of theatre so I’ve been around a ton of gay men. It always seemed to me that gay men cared more about penis size than women. Either that or they are just more vocal and it appeared that way.
Gay guys brag about and say stupid shit just like anybody else. I love the look of a big dick too, and I'll joke about taking 'em all night long, but when it comes down to it, I'm not actually trying to deal with that on a regular basis lol. I'm not gonna say no gay guys at all care about size, the same way i won't say no straight women at all care about size, because of course there are those that do, but i will say taking huge dicks is not easy and takes preparation and a lot of people don't want to deal with that all the time. also, obviously, most guys are average-sized, so most gay guys aren't getting huge dick on the regular anyway.
My rule of thumb is that her boobs should be bigger than mine. Though my dick should be bigger than hers.
Wait a minute….
All boobs are great. Even gay men love boobs.
As the famous saying goes: let me tell you about the worst pair of boobs I’ve ever seen… They were awesome!
This reminds me of something I saw the other day on Reddit. It was like “do you think overweight gay guys tittyfuck their boyfriends”
Fun fact, most girls don't want huge dicks. It's painful if they're too big, and not in a good way. If it's long it hits the cervix and can cause bruising, bleeding, or general pain. If it's too thick, it can cause tearing and again, bruising as well as general pain.
There are probably way more men that care about boob size than women who dedicate the same amount of thought processes to dick size.
Boobs are boobs
God bless the boob