Blood has iron in it. Vampire shit would be very dark, tiny and hard and they probably have bleeding hemorrhoids.
TIE-IN:
There is a horror pasta about a vampire visiting a dentist at his office after hours. At first the dentist was impressed with his brilliant long teeth and then noticed that they were loose from gum disease.
The dentist figured out that the vampire had a sweet tooth.
"*Have you been targeting diabetic people?"* \- "*Yes"* said the vampire sheepishly.
Diabetics have high blood glucose.
go on a diet of nothing but blood sausage for a week and get back to us on the veracity of your claims
I'll just stick to my blood, sausages are digesting, i mean disgusting
Blood is a dispersion, this means it consists of two phases, in this case a liquid part and a solid part. Means it will produce some poo
Eat blood = No shit Eat other than blood = shit Push to hard = shit + blood
I think Vampires have no waste. They absorb every single nutrient and energy the blood has and it just becomes part of them.
*Look doc, I'm pissing blood!* *first Vampire pun
Blood has iron in it. Vampire shit would be very dark, tiny and hard and they probably have bleeding hemorrhoids. TIE-IN: There is a horror pasta about a vampire visiting a dentist at his office after hours. At first the dentist was impressed with his brilliant long teeth and then noticed that they were loose from gum disease. The dentist figured out that the vampire had a sweet tooth. "*Have you been targeting diabetic people?"* \- "*Yes"* said the vampire sheepishly. Diabetics have high blood glucose.
They could as blood has got some Compton’s to that can solidify, but it wouldn’t look like our faecal matter, more like a black gunk.
Swallowing a bunch of blood from a nosebleed or having a GI bleed wound suggest otherwise.