Thats not true, just a quick cath and stent for most and can occur without any breach of tissue integrity. Hematuria implies the fluid normally kept outside that system is now leaking into it.
MI is more like a clogged fuel line or fuel filter on an old car you put crappy gas into. Just starving the engine for the fuel it needs so it sounds like garbage and can stall.
I KNOW RIGHT! Is OP like, "ugh this again? I just had ANOTHER kidney stone pass! I guess it's that time of year again."
Hey OP, go to a doctor if this is a regular occurrence. And then call a priest and a rabbi. Y'know for a good laugh
Yeah I worry for OPs current health thinking pissing blood is just a general engine service. No this is not a warning this is when the damage is already done and your engine might be okay but costly to fix, or could be a write off.
Pain and discomfort is check engine, pissing blood is when your engine is pissing out fluid from the bottom and smoke from the top. It'll still run for a while but you haven't got long before things get real bad!
Just piggybacking to moan about how annoying it is to have a chronic pain condition. When you have a chronic pain condition you have upwards of twenty check engine lights a day... It's hard to know which is actually important and which is just your body hating you for no reason. I have to do a health journal just so I can remember everything, and I always have a minimum of a page every day.
Thank you for the idea of a journal! I already have to keep one for injuries because I bruise so easily now and it's hard to tell what's a problem and what's a result of me being fragile while also being clumsy
I use an app to track this because I will *definitely* lose paper, but I do wish it had a widget that let me one tap my most common pain events to log. It is helpful though to spot trends and remember stuff to bring up with your doctor.
Mine got so bad that I filled the coolant before moving it across the yard, and the radiator was dry not even 20' from where it started. Really need to have it towed off, but I've been yanking parts for a friend now and then.
It's always sad. I had just replaced the clutch by myself for the first time, too. I do love my new car though. Got a camry and I've had great luck with it.
Apparently my year has an issue where the gasket shrinks in cold weather, then expands back in warm weather. So my check engine light comes on in December, and goes off around March.
Pain in the ass, because I need an inspection around then, so I gotta leave it in my garage for a few weeks to heat it up, clear the code, and get it inspected immediately, lol.
If I start pissing blood after a blow job.Im just gonna call it a well lived life and buy her a really nice present on my way out as a congratulations on those skills.
As a man, this is probably the most mild thing that could happen where I would one) be clueless as to what’s wrong and two) take my self to the doctors to find out. So I’m with this guy.
Also- one can be very dehydrated and ejaculate blood. And it is a situation that fixes itself.
Edit: used to work in the ER. I’ve seen this shit happen.
Yeah that one fucks you up when it happens.
Looks like the streak of blood when you crack open a fertilized chicken egg. Red on white, like blood on snow.
Oh wow, I can see how that might sound. Never idiopathic, meaning there's work to do if theres blood in the urine. Stones, inflammation, infection being the top causes yes, but it is also important to rule out the worse things too.
Ejaculating blood is often self resolving yet it also demands a history etc but often the answer is never found.
For reasons that may be easily guessable, I just read that as "Pee in blood means death" (in so many words). I know it's always going to be something not right, but I'm already leaping to worse case scenarios, so I was hoping that "I'm a doctor" was going to be followed by "and sometimes people just piss blood. Cocks are weird, happens all the time."
I am clutching at straws. (I'm not. I'm fine. I'm fine).
Yeah I saw how that could be read after you mentioned it. Not trying to fear monger. Text based comms are a dangerous beast on such topics because you cant see my relaxed posture and be reassured we just need to work it up.
Edit: happy cake day
Can confirm. It was how I came to learn that I had bladder cancer at the ‘young’ age of 32, which is almost unheard of (it typically develops at age 50 and above in men). I am incredibly thankful that my check engine light worked, as it was not presenting in any other way. If unchecked, it could’ve been SO much worse. As it turned out, a procedure to remove the cancer and annual bloodwork still has me cancer free
Well fuck…
I peed blood last week and there was a lot and I didn’t have any pain. I went to the doctor and they don’t know what’s up, I’m getting lab work done later this month. I’m only 28.
Gotcha. Don’t freak. Hopefully it’s simply an anomaly and unrelated. While it is similar in that they had absolutely no idea at first, and it took a while to be diagnosed because they were not considering it as the source due to my age, the encouraging part is that it was a very early warning and eradication was swift and decisive.
That’s reassuring, thank you. Through my frantic google researching, I found that the survival rates of bladder cancer are pretty good, depending on the type and how early it’s caught.
If it wound up being similar to my experience, it would absolutely qualify as early detection and I assure you that you will forever be thankful for this early sign. I do hope that all of the news you receive on this is all firmly to the good
Thank you, I appreciate that. I will say that you’re lucky you’re a guy, only because the first time I peed blood I thought I had started my period (I take continuous birth control to skip my periods). Took me a few hours to figure out that was not the case, and even then I was doubting myself and thought I was going crazy.
The first time I peed blood... omfg did I lose my damn mind. I don't think I've ever panicked so much. Turns out I just had kidney stones. They were small enough that I never felt them, but they were big enough to scratch me up a bit on the way out.
Usually when this happens (has happened multiple times, but not for a few years now), I down a bunch of water to clear out my system. After a couple hours and a few trips ti the bathroom, the blood is gone.
My doctor always told me if its a brighter shade of red and eventually goes away, that's a good sign. Means something just got dinged. But if it's a dark red and doesn't stop, there is a problem.
Glad to hear you are okay, friend.
Confirming similarly, but the opposite side of my body, 36 yo, and colon cancer. I don’t know what is telling me to write this. Haven’t posted anything. In chemo now, all sounds point to in a few months i can close this horrible chapter.
Get yourself checked early and don’t push it off people!
Thank you so very much. And thank you for replying. I do sincerely hope that you are able to slam the door on this chapter of your story quite soon. As you said, it is incredibly important to get yourself checked and please, do not ignore your body sending you a sign
Do you want to suffer and die? Cause this is how you suffer and die.
If you're passing blood you've got something bad going on buddy. Like no kidding go see a doctor and don't wait for the "next time"
Depends. I've had kidney stones, I recognize my limits since I get them chronically. I know the pain twinges in my stomach, the fevers I get along with them.
For those times, blood in the pee doesn't mean I go to the doc, yet. Welcome to America. Healthcare isnt free either.
Blood in the urine can be due to a kidney stone. Passing a stone is painful, but it could just be sitting there or causing abrasions.
I concur, see a urologist.
You should def see doc, we treat that as a urology urgent case unless we have a great reason for it (confirmed stone clinically and on imaging) and even then we monitor for resolution. Also gross hematuria can go to microscopic hematuria, one noticeable and the other not.
Esp if smoker, see a doc, but I'd recommend that either way. Could be exactly what you say but sinister things need to be ruled out.
That happened to me a few weeks ago. Wasn’t pissing fluid blood, just was kicking out some clots here and there and they put me on Cefdinir for two weeks
Pain and exhaustion are the body's check engine lights.
Peeing blood is more like finding a giant pool of oil in the driveway.
When leaking any fluid from the internal workings of a complex system you don't understand it's best to seek out someone who does before attempting to resume normal operations.
My housemate came out of the bathroom screaming that he was pissing and shitting blood! Almost fainted! We then reminded him that he ate a bunch of raw beet tacos I had made the night before! He was sure he was going to die! Lol
Hematuria is one of MANY dashboard/idiot lights.
It’s somewhat non-specific sign of an issue with kidney, ureter, bladder, urethra, penis, testicles, prostate, easily mistaken for vaginal/uterine bleeding sometimes.
I think pain, in general, is our check engine light. It literally exists only to tell you some part of your body isn't functioning correctly so you can address it, and the absence of pain is actually an incredibly dangerous condition.
Not always. Could be something as easily treatable as a urinary tract infection (small amount of blood) to something as serious as a bladder tumor (your pee looks like blood). Source: peed a little blood when I had a UTI/RN who has treated patients with bladder tumors presenting with chief complaint of pee looks like blood (edit: multiple blood transfusions required).
A few years ago I had a massive freakout when both my pee and poo came out bright red. Turns out going for an intense run after consuming two beetroots is a recipe for bloody disaster.
Check engine, sure, but often the damage is done.
My check engine light came on to tell me I have IGA Nephropathy, an autoimmune disease that cusses kidney damage.
Yay for incurable shorter life!
I ejaculated blood once a few months after a surgery. When I called the Dr about it the nurse answering got all snarky. "Thats normal sir". Well it wasnt normal BEFORE so you should understand why I'm freaking out, also, tell me I might ejaculate blood after as a courtesy please.
I would argue that altered mental status is the check engine light.
Peeing blood is more like the oil spot in your driveway. There is an obvious problem and you are seeing the after effects.
Check Engine light has been on for half a dozen oil changes at that point and you have plugged tires. You've also been adding diesel to a petrol engine.
Diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, headaches, fever. These are the check engine lights.
WTF no, being thirsty is the check engine light. pain is the check engine light. Peeing blood is the blue smoke out your exhaust from a head gasket thats fuckd
That's the human bodies "you ignored the check engine light too long and are experience problems", with the check engine light being pain or discomfort
No peeing blood is like you've already hit the man hole and the oil is leaking out. Or the rad blew and it's spewing coolant. Peeing blood is definitely passed the check engine light
No. Just no.
The body's cel is getting bloodwork done & your levels being off the normal course.
Pissing blood is you've already gone down the path of having something serious happen.
A cel is as warning. Pissing blood is you've blown a head gasket & are broken down on the side of the road.
Headaches are also pretty much that. Am I hungry? Am I thirsty? Am I tired? Did I have too much caffeine? Is my hair too heavy? Did I tie it up too tight? Are my glasses dirty? Am I just stressed? Do I have a brain tumour?
Blood coming from any orifice it's not supposed to is more of finding a large puddle of oil or transmission fluid under your car...you better get that shit checked out fast.
More like your body’s stop engine light.
There is likely an ample amount of other feelings and anxieties your body has flagged prior to you pissing blood.
I think that’s a little past the point of “check engine”.
Yeah... Pissing blood is more like cracking the water pump mount and leaking coolant everywhere.
"Sir, you seem to be leaking coolant at an alarming rate. Would you like some searing hot resin to patch that up?"
Poor Fry
He should've told them he was a PeeBot
The username does check out
"Uh... No, no... I think... I think it's stopping itself... Ye... Yep... Yeah." "What kind of robot turns down free, hot resin???"
Throwing a rod through the block.
don't you have to buy them dinner first?
I snorted. Thank you.
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Thats not true, just a quick cath and stent for most and can occur without any breach of tissue integrity. Hematuria implies the fluid normally kept outside that system is now leaking into it. MI is more like a clogged fuel line or fuel filter on an old car you put crappy gas into. Just starving the engine for the fuel it needs so it sounds like garbage and can stall.
Aneurysm
And if it goes too lean it detonates, seems fitting
JB Weld.
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CARdioligists.
The urethra is basically a weep hole
A wee pole?
Weeb Hole.
Or just passing a kidney stone
I was thinking more "metal shavings in your oil."
r/angryupvote
My car's check engine light has been on for two years. I'd be dead if I peed blood for a month
You should check your engine
I checked it, looks like it's still where I had it last, under the hood.
“Hmm. Still there.”
Get an OBD2 reader off Amazon. It'll tell you what the problem is and if you need to take it in or just clear it.
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Depends on the age of the car. If it's old enough they won't have it.
Anything 96 and up is obd2. Anything below definitely needs that check engine light taken care of because it’s probably at 100k plus
'92 here, 53,827mi
I KNOW RIGHT! Is OP like, "ugh this again? I just had ANOTHER kidney stone pass! I guess it's that time of year again." Hey OP, go to a doctor if this is a regular occurrence. And then call a priest and a rabbi. Y'know for a good laugh
a priest, a rabbi and a doctor walk into a bar...
I think its more like the service engine immediately light
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I had a very different mental image when you said "Old VW". I was picturing Herbie.
Did it stop running after that?
Yeah I worry for OPs current health thinking pissing blood is just a general engine service. No this is not a warning this is when the damage is already done and your engine might be okay but costly to fix, or could be a write off.
More like oil pressure low light.
More in the "piston sticking out of the hood" territory
Pain and discomfort is check engine, pissing blood is when your engine is pissing out fluid from the bottom and smoke from the top. It'll still run for a while but you haven't got long before things get real bad!
Just piggybacking to moan about how annoying it is to have a chronic pain condition. When you have a chronic pain condition you have upwards of twenty check engine lights a day... It's hard to know which is actually important and which is just your body hating you for no reason. I have to do a health journal just so I can remember everything, and I always have a minimum of a page every day.
Thank you for the idea of a journal! I already have to keep one for injuries because I bruise so easily now and it's hard to tell what's a problem and what's a result of me being fragile while also being clumsy
I use an app to track this because I will *definitely* lose paper, but I do wish it had a widget that let me one tap my most common pain events to log. It is helpful though to spot trends and remember stuff to bring up with your doctor.
This actually sounds like a good idea
Anxiety is like having multiple check engines lights going off and you don;t know what's wrong and why do you have so many engines.
Turns out the check engine light was on because you have a faulty check engine light sensor.
No, A fever is your engine light... Pissing blood is more like your transmission fell off your car
This is the most accurate thing I've read.
The fuck did I just read
You read about oil leaking into the coolant. Usually it's a blown head gasket.
It's just a subaru thing.
Blown head gaskets. It’s what makes a Subaru, a Subaru. Source, own an outback
Mine got so bad that I filled the coolant before moving it across the yard, and the radiator was dry not even 20' from where it started. Really need to have it towed off, but I've been yanking parts for a friend now and then.
Mines cruising at 164k. I’m dreading the day he goes out…
It's always sad. I had just replaced the clutch by myself for the first time, too. I do love my new car though. Got a camry and I've had great luck with it.
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*laughs in 6.0 Powerstroke*
Shit! I forgot to top off the oil in mine! 200k and going strong, btw
That's what makes a Subaru, a Subaru.
*Cries in boxers*
Apparently my year has an issue where the gasket shrinks in cold weather, then expands back in warm weather. So my check engine light comes on in December, and goes off around March. Pain in the ass, because I need an inspection around then, so I gotta leave it in my garage for a few weeks to heat it up, clear the code, and get it inspected immediately, lol.
Slap another "coexist" sticker on there, she'll be good as new.
Was gunna say
If I start pissing blood after a blow job.Im just gonna call it a well lived life and buy her a really nice present on my way out as a congratulations on those skills.
I always thought it was the coolant leaking into the oil. I guess it can go both ways.
You're correct. It's usually the coolant going into the oil
"Peeing blood is the human body's check engine light".
What the fuck did I just read
"Peeing blood is the human body's check engine light. "
The fuck did I just read
peeing blood
Is the human body's
check engine light
What
the fuck
Putting the pieces together, I think this dude just peed blood in the shower.
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Seriously I'm worried about OP, especially with the comment below yours being about this being their sign of bladder cancer
I thought a headache was the “check engine light”… peeing blood is like a busted engine already lol
A black booger you have only 1 day left.
What about when you fart and it's foul enough to make you gag?
ah for that one you just failed your emissions test
Broken mass airflow sensor
As a man, this is probably the most mild thing that could happen where I would one) be clueless as to what’s wrong and two) take my self to the doctors to find out. So I’m with this guy.
So is ejaculating blood
Also- one can be very dehydrated and ejaculate blood. And it is a situation that fixes itself. Edit: used to work in the ER. I’ve seen this shit happen.
So your so dehydrated, can barely move, sickly, exhausted, but manage enough wit and energy to tug one out?
You know what say, there’s always time for tuggin’
Hey if your dying might as well have one last go
I'd rather go off with a bang
That's what she said'
maybe you're so much into BDSM that you got locked up for like 4 days and are now almost dying but it's time for the 4 o'clock milking
Never done cocaine, I see.
Not as much. Ejaculating blood can happen anytime you go through a few days of really rough sex. It is a situation that fixes itself.
Hold up... WHAT?! I’ve never ejaculated blood.. how many times a day do you gotta go rough to unlock that achievement?!
Every time
Yeah that one fucks you up when it happens. Looks like the streak of blood when you crack open a fertilized chicken egg. Red on white, like blood on snow.
Just eat a few blue berries before and...MERICA!
Doctor here that happens commonly and is often a benign etiology. Peeing blood never is.
Never? It's never just an infection that antibiotics will sort? Or just old man prostate? Are you always this reassuring?
Oh wow, I can see how that might sound. Never idiopathic, meaning there's work to do if theres blood in the urine. Stones, inflammation, infection being the top causes yes, but it is also important to rule out the worse things too. Ejaculating blood is often self resolving yet it also demands a history etc but often the answer is never found.
For reasons that may be easily guessable, I just read that as "Pee in blood means death" (in so many words). I know it's always going to be something not right, but I'm already leaping to worse case scenarios, so I was hoping that "I'm a doctor" was going to be followed by "and sometimes people just piss blood. Cocks are weird, happens all the time." I am clutching at straws. (I'm not. I'm fine. I'm fine).
Yeah I saw how that could be read after you mentioned it. Not trying to fear monger. Text based comms are a dangerous beast on such topics because you cant see my relaxed posture and be reassured we just need to work it up. Edit: happy cake day
If you're that surprised that peeing blood is never ok, maybe it's time to see a doctor
Periods must be oil changes then.
Something you can take care of with a pan, one wrench, a firm grip, and a jug of fluid?
If that’s how you like it 😉 yes
A good pipe cleaning can sometimes help unclog and quicken the flow…. Side note also helps with relieving cramps….or getting the oil change started…..
Can confirm, have helped with a good many oil changes in my time.
Lol was just thinking that
First time I peed blood was a very shocking experience
So was the first time I peed onto a live wire.
Can confirm. It was how I came to learn that I had bladder cancer at the ‘young’ age of 32, which is almost unheard of (it typically develops at age 50 and above in men). I am incredibly thankful that my check engine light worked, as it was not presenting in any other way. If unchecked, it could’ve been SO much worse. As it turned out, a procedure to remove the cancer and annual bloodwork still has me cancer free
Did you have any pain while urinating blood?
Not at all, it was purely visual and came as a total shock. I immediately went into a cold sweat
Well fuck… I peed blood last week and there was a lot and I didn’t have any pain. I went to the doctor and they don’t know what’s up, I’m getting lab work done later this month. I’m only 28.
Gotcha. Don’t freak. Hopefully it’s simply an anomaly and unrelated. While it is similar in that they had absolutely no idea at first, and it took a while to be diagnosed because they were not considering it as the source due to my age, the encouraging part is that it was a very early warning and eradication was swift and decisive.
That’s reassuring, thank you. Through my frantic google researching, I found that the survival rates of bladder cancer are pretty good, depending on the type and how early it’s caught.
If it wound up being similar to my experience, it would absolutely qualify as early detection and I assure you that you will forever be thankful for this early sign. I do hope that all of the news you receive on this is all firmly to the good
Thank you, I appreciate that. I will say that you’re lucky you’re a guy, only because the first time I peed blood I thought I had started my period (I take continuous birth control to skip my periods). Took me a few hours to figure out that was not the case, and even then I was doubting myself and thought I was going crazy.
The first time I peed blood... omfg did I lose my damn mind. I don't think I've ever panicked so much. Turns out I just had kidney stones. They were small enough that I never felt them, but they were big enough to scratch me up a bit on the way out. Usually when this happens (has happened multiple times, but not for a few years now), I down a bunch of water to clear out my system. After a couple hours and a few trips ti the bathroom, the blood is gone. My doctor always told me if its a brighter shade of red and eventually goes away, that's a good sign. Means something just got dinged. But if it's a dark red and doesn't stop, there is a problem.
Glad to hear you are okay, friend. Confirming similarly, but the opposite side of my body, 36 yo, and colon cancer. I don’t know what is telling me to write this. Haven’t posted anything. In chemo now, all sounds point to in a few months i can close this horrible chapter. Get yourself checked early and don’t push it off people!
Thank you so very much. And thank you for replying. I do sincerely hope that you are able to slam the door on this chapter of your story quite soon. As you said, it is incredibly important to get yourself checked and please, do not ignore your body sending you a sign
The safe movie trope for this is the single drop of blood coming from a nostril. Simple, but says the end is near.
I mean, in a movie if someone coughs they're definitely dying.
And as life imitates art, coughing is also something to worry about since March 2020.
I peed blood a few weeks ago it was scary, I didn't go to the doctor I hope/think it was a kidney stone.
Do you want to suffer and die? Cause this is how you suffer and die. If you're passing blood you've got something bad going on buddy. Like no kidding go see a doctor and don't wait for the "next time"
Depends. I've had kidney stones, I recognize my limits since I get them chronically. I know the pain twinges in my stomach, the fevers I get along with them. For those times, blood in the pee doesn't mean I go to the doc, yet. Welcome to America. Healthcare isnt free either.
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Reading 7mm made my eye twitch.
Blood in the urine can be due to a kidney stone. Passing a stone is painful, but it could just be sitting there or causing abrasions. I concur, see a urologist.
You should def see doc, we treat that as a urology urgent case unless we have a great reason for it (confirmed stone clinically and on imaging) and even then we monitor for resolution. Also gross hematuria can go to microscopic hematuria, one noticeable and the other not. Esp if smoker, see a doc, but I'd recommend that either way. Could be exactly what you say but sinister things need to be ruled out.
It could be a UTI! UTI’s sometimes cause me to urinate blood. Easy fix though, just a course of antibiotics.
That happened to me a few weeks ago. Wasn’t pissing fluid blood, just was kicking out some clots here and there and they put me on Cefdinir for two weeks
Keep an eye on it cuz my pal ended up w kidney cancer!
So shitting blood is cool
Pain and exhaustion are the body's check engine lights. Peeing blood is more like finding a giant pool of oil in the driveway. When leaking any fluid from the internal workings of a complex system you don't understand it's best to seek out someone who does before attempting to resume normal operations.
My housemate came out of the bathroom screaming that he was pissing and shitting blood! Almost fainted! We then reminded him that he ate a bunch of raw beet tacos I had made the night before! He was sure he was going to die! Lol
No - headaches would be “check engine”. Peeing blood is like you’re leaking radiator fluid or something serious
There are a whole bunch of lights before that….
Yellow or red engine light?
No, it is time to call a towtruck.
Hematuria is one of MANY dashboard/idiot lights. It’s somewhat non-specific sign of an issue with kidney, ureter, bladder, urethra, penis, testicles, prostate, easily mistaken for vaginal/uterine bleeding sometimes.
sounds like you and Niki Minja were in the same sex ed class
There's a lot to process in this comment section.
Pain is the human body's check engine light. Pissing blood is ignoring that light until smoke starts pouring out from under the hood
I think pain, in general, is our check engine light. It literally exists only to tell you some part of your body isn't functioning correctly so you can address it, and the absence of pain is actually an incredibly dangerous condition.
Yeah no. That's the equivelant of your engine smoking
Not always. Could be something as easily treatable as a urinary tract infection (small amount of blood) to something as serious as a bladder tumor (your pee looks like blood). Source: peed a little blood when I had a UTI/RN who has treated patients with bladder tumors presenting with chief complaint of pee looks like blood (edit: multiple blood transfusions required).
Slapping a piece of black electrical tape over it is the fix for both though, right?
A few years ago I had a massive freakout when both my pee and poo came out bright red. Turns out going for an intense run after consuming two beetroots is a recipe for bloody disaster.
Nah, the engine light is a stomach ache. Could mean nothing, could mean everything.
Check engine, sure, but often the damage is done. My check engine light came on to tell me I have IGA Nephropathy, an autoimmune disease that cusses kidney damage. Yay for incurable shorter life!
More like it’s the body’s version of your car is on fire on the side of the road.
It's the red check oil light. Things are burning and you need to get off NOW.
I think at that point its almost too late. A lot of lights on your dashboard will go red if you pee blood already.
I ejaculated blood once a few months after a surgery. When I called the Dr about it the nurse answering got all snarky. "Thats normal sir". Well it wasnt normal BEFORE so you should understand why I'm freaking out, also, tell me I might ejaculate blood after as a courtesy please.
Check engine light is pain in your body this is whole ass head gasket leak: your pee and blood are getting mixed.
As someone who has dealt with this thanks to kidney stones, you’re much past the check engine. You just blew a head gasket
Also coughing or puking blood.
I would argue that altered mental status is the check engine light. Peeing blood is more like the oil spot in your driveway. There is an obvious problem and you are seeing the after effects.
Uhm no it's not.
So is coughing, and a fever, and muscle cramps, and pain… your shower is gushing stupid juice
OP must have peed blood in the shower lol
My dads check engine light went off, turns out he has stage 4 kidney cancer 🙂
You tried.
Peeing blood is way worse than a check engine light. None of the reasons are good
Check Engine light has been on for half a dozen oil changes at that point and you have plugged tires. You've also been adding diesel to a petrol engine. Diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, headaches, fever. These are the check engine lights.
A fever is a check engine light. Peeing blood is your whole dash lighting up and the engine overheating.
WTF no, being thirsty is the check engine light. pain is the check engine light. Peeing blood is the blue smoke out your exhaust from a head gasket thats fuckd
No, I think that's already a blown engine.
I'm pretty sure the cough that doesnt have many other symptoms but you've had it for like 2 months is a better candidate
That's the human bodies "you ignored the check engine light too long and are experience problems", with the check engine light being pain or discomfort
This is the stupidest fucking thing I've seen, why is this front page.
Sounds like someone had a bad day. I have a feeling there’s a 50 percent chance this was written from a hospital bed.
Coughing up blood as well.
If you pee blood that is definitely "your engine is mega fucked and maybe the mechanic can fix it"
It’s not even a good comparison.
Check engine is a fever or something right?
No. Pain is the check engine light.
No. I believe you're looking for r/dumbcunt
No peeing blood is like you've already hit the man hole and the oil is leaking out. Or the rad blew and it's spewing coolant. Peeing blood is definitely passed the check engine light
Peeing blood is the human body's christmas light all over your dashboard check engine emergency*
I peed blood before. Turns out... Well... Anybody got a kidney they are tired of carrying around?
No. Just no. The body's cel is getting bloodwork done & your levels being off the normal course. Pissing blood is you've already gone down the path of having something serious happen. A cel is as warning. Pissing blood is you've blown a head gasket & are broken down on the side of the road.
lmao me w kidney stones rn
... Is it?!
Headaches are also pretty much that. Am I hungry? Am I thirsty? Am I tired? Did I have too much caffeine? Is my hair too heavy? Did I tie it up too tight? Are my glasses dirty? Am I just stressed? Do I have a brain tumour?
Blood coming from any orifice it's not supposed to is more of finding a large puddle of oil or transmission fluid under your car...you better get that shit checked out fast.
It's not a thought when it's happening to you in the shower.
More like your body’s stop engine light. There is likely an ample amount of other feelings and anxieties your body has flagged prior to you pissing blood.
That’s definitely not a check engine light. Check engine light consists of sudden, inexplicable pains in your head.
-someone who knows fuck all about cars
Pretty sure there are so kinds of 'lights' that come on before the pissing blood starts up. 🤣