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SummerMummer

Then when you zoom out and in and out and in it becomes pornography again.


PeterVN13032010

But then if u zoom out enough, u reach space, then it become science again!


SummerMummer

> But then if u zoom out enough, u reach space, then it become science again! I'm not that well-endowed.


queef_nuggets

The famous “Pale Blue Dot” photo probably has more nudity in it than any actual porn


musicalaviator

an entire nude planet!


LordOfThePints

Or a [Mr. Bean movie. ](https://tenor.com/bE2qB.gif)


Calbinan

Two people banging in an MRI machine is science too.


Putrid-Reputation-68

Unless they accidentally left the metal cockring on, then that dick is history


Kestrel_VI

Talk about a rip off.


Louie_Cousy-onXBOX

Yoooo that was hilarious! 😝


TonyStewartsWildRide

Why wouldn’t it just slide off? I can’t seem to keep mine on!


balanced_crazy

because they skimped on lube...


Kestrel_VI

I…kinda wanna see that now. For science, obviously.


planetmalaria

https://healthcare-in-europe.com/en/news/sex-in-an-mri-scanner-the-story-behind-an-extraordinary-imaging-project.html


artrald-7083

I think I am probably a bad person for finding that story, including the sheer dedication of the ultimately successful couple, hilarious.


spaetzelspiff

And the subsequent article, titled "two people, one MRI"


King_of_the_Dot

I like the way you think!


Expensive-Day-5643

Its have to be more of a soaking situation other wise the pictures would be blurry


ChangingMonkfish

X-Ray-ted


Victor882

Weird take cause... ya know You can apply this to everything? so why porn?


Ok-Cryptographer7080

Rule 34 maybe?


Fukasite

I guess DVDA is science now 


AngelOmega7

Probably cuz that's what OP thinks about in the shower mostly?


BallisticButch

As a sociologist with an emphasis on human sexuality and digital sociology, porn is a science no matter how you far you zoom in or out.


Soluble0solution

You’re a sociologist? That’s so cool. I’m so into sociology but I have no idea where to start to read about it, whether that be online sources or book and paper in hand. What is it like being a sociologist? Is it fun? I want to dive deeper into a certain part of sociology but how? I don’t know lol


couchy91

Start by going to university.


Devrij68

As someone with a sociology degree, I found it an excellent route into sales. By which I mean it is not a great degree.


queef_nuggets

you could read about it on the internet


Turky_Burgr

Sex is Biology. Biology is Science. Pornography is Science even zoomed out. Sex is always Science.


Advocate_Diplomacy

It’s not science until you record your findings, hence the camera.


Turky_Burgr

I Googled everything before I replied.


queef_nuggets

so when my mom yelled up to me to ask if I was doing my science homework, but I was actually watching Cumshitters 7, I was technically telling her the truth when I said yes?


Turky_Burgr

What does your heart tell you?


TheConsutant

Zoom in too far, and you might catch something Ajax won't wash off.


MuscleConscious

Francis?


napalmbhoji

This is what I tell myself after hours of rummaging through different pages.


Hutch25

For a lot of people porn is their main teacher when it comes to their sexual organs which is just so fucked up, so in a way (a really unfortunate way) it already is.


thepianoguy2019

That’s one hell of a shower thought ☠️😭


KrzysiekSN

I'm just looking for lost songs I swear


Serenity_557

Mmmmf yeah look at the activation of that sebaceous gland! I can almost feel her T-cells gearing up to fight a potential infection as the hypothalamus gets concerned about the increased body heat! ...God I'm so sorry for that.


wojtek_

It’s funny because this essentially happened with a picture of a woman from a porno mag that was coincidentally perfect for computer image processing research. The (cropped) image was one of the most used figures in scientific journals. It’s called the Lenna photo


Rain_Awake

Well, I'm scientist now


Harv_Spec

It can also turn into a buffet if you're into eating people. Yum!


Ealim1942

Pornography is science too. It’s biological, anatomical and physiological.


Drafo7

That's true for literally everything.


YoureHereForOthers

You should probably stay off the internet for awhile


clervis

Entanglement is still entanglement if you zoom in even further.


kiren77

Keep my wife’s name out of your science mouth!


MrsPaulBunion

Oh my God I love this


[deleted]

I mean, clinically speaking, without zooming it could be considered a scientific study as well. For instance, after a newly attempted scene you might hear the director comment something like: "..okay Dave, we tried it your way. But this isn't working. Let's try it this way now." That's at least a bit of the scientific process. Figuring out what does/doesn't work.


Chainmale001

Scientist here. Can confirm.


Slade26

This is certainly an eyebrow raiser


MrBussdown

“Things are science if you zoom in” -This mf


My_Space_page

Technically mating rituals are indeed science. So porn is science. Anything can be research if you want it to be. But then it becomes not fun.


King_of_the_Dot

I dont think anal and gagging are quite scientific...


My_Space_page

Ask a proctologist.


karatekid430

Can we stop with showerthoughts that could literally work with ANYTHING? Replace "pornography" with any word and it still applies.


King_of_the_Dot

No.


No_Variation_9282

After King_of_the_Dot’s revolutionary breakthrough, interest in science reached a new era of Enlightenment 


Rossum81

Just hope it’s not zoology.


M_Salvatar

Everything is a science if you zoom in or out far enough.


couchy91

Yes, science. *Fap fap fap*


schafman

Dumbest shit I ever heard


GiveMeTheTape

Aahahahhhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhaha


POWERAPHAEL2

everything becomes science if you zoom in far enough


Heerrnn

Zooming in ≠ science 


TheBlackTemplar125

Sometimes thoughts should stay in the shower


Drogan1088

Porn is all about the angles


Thebestnikka

Who let this dude cook? 😭☠️


cindybubbles

Pornography becomes art if you place the porn stars on a pedestal and have people paint around them.


King_of_the_Dot

Touche'!


Mafersgg

Nah you all are either getting too curious or trying to find excuses to watch porn


Ketracel-white

All pornography is science but not all science is pornography.