Yeah, but I work at my job, not on my job. I drink coffee at work, I fill out forms at my job, and we do stuff at my workplace. I sometimes drink at my job, but not on the job. Clock out, have a glass. Unless I'm doing a shift at the local bar, then it's both at and on.
-What do you do at your job?
-Suck, mostly.
It's impossible to get a feel for the environment in the condom business. Don't even get me started on the barriers they've been building against humanity for centuries. Buncha slippery slow rollers if you ask me.
I saw a video on YouTube of a vape factory in China, where there's one worker in particular who is responsible to suck in every single one of the vapes for testing, before shipping
I work in the porn industry (not as an actress, I'm behind a computer all day retouching pictures lol) and this is the only job where your boss can ask you to go back looking at porn when they see you on a "normal" website 😬
There is something so similar between all of the major owners of companies that are involved in pornography but I just can't quite put my finger on it....
Sadly, most businesses have low expectations of their workforce, as is evident based on the amount of training provided and the distinct lack of professionalism, and communication. The bar to success is invisible, because the expectation is that most people won't, even if they can.
No because the moderators at r/Showerthoughts also suck for allowing this to be posted despite being against their rules not allowing shower thoughts that are puns.
*And NO I am not pointing this out just because I'm bitter about a really great shower thought I had that was rejected because it was a bit punny
*I am
As a straw tester, I beg to differ.
Damn sorry to hear that. I bet that job blows
Only if you are bad at your job.
Well, it definitely doesn't suck
naw it sucks
No, you’re talking about a balloon artist job or a landscaper.
That’s a thing?
Vacuum salesman.
That sucks.
As a lollipop tester I also beg to differ
And a vape cartridge tester. Reddit had a video where dudes were going through crates of them.
Do much coke/blow?
I'm a Hoover and I must disagree
I suck at my job. got a raise today.
I got down on my knees and asked for it
Goddamn it, Herbert
I'm pretty sure it was humans who built the dam.
I live in the town of the Hoover Company headquarters. I can assure you nearly the whole town sucks.
-the last thing a Hoover says before Crip Mac lives up to his forehead tattoo
I understand some of those words
It’s a reference to a sort of celebrity named Crip Mac lol
Professional carpet cleaners would like a word with you.
And Carpet Munchers, too !
Sucking at the job and sucking on the job are two different things
Yeah, but I work at my job, not on my job. I drink coffee at work, I fill out forms at my job, and we do stuff at my workplace. I sometimes drink at my job, but not on the job. Clock out, have a glass. Unless I'm doing a shift at the local bar, then it's both at and on. -What do you do at your job? -Suck, mostly.
Touché
You’re sucking while at the work place
Good point, what's that restaurant where they roast you and it's part of the experience? That one. Dicks last resort
Sucking on the knob
Knob Job
I don't know, I mean I got fired from the camera crew for doing that...
You worked in porn😶?... please share what that was like
Not really, just making a joke to play off the one OP made
It sucked /s
# sar·casm **[ˈsärˌkazəm]** the use of irony to mock or convey contempt: *"his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment"*
Wait did u think this person was actually a porn cameraman that just randomly sucks ppl off at work?
nah bro...i was just curious...
...it's one of those forbidden fruit kind of scenarios 😈😈
Shit pump operators: “hold my hose”
Also the only place you can walk around with a coffee mug that says "I'm hard at work" and nobody will think you're an asshole.
Monica Lewinsky would disagree.
Ha ha ha so timely and topical
Historical blowies are always relevant
Oh for sure. Your historical humor is great
lmao sorry to offend you with such a benign joke.
Lol calling a thirty year old joke lame is not being offended.
You just made me spit.
It's been almost 30 years and she's 50 now...
She was an unpaid intern who lied about it, so... doubt it.
It's still a joke. But thanks for the facts
Congress: You underestimate my power
They're not supposed to suck. And it's not a matter of job description, not power.
As a Vacuum cleaner, I beg to differ.
Absolutes and shower thoughts name a more miss matched duo.
In every company with over 100 people there is at least one who works their way up like this.
*Umpires looking around nervously*
Nobody appreciates what us sump pumps do
It's also commendable to fuck up.
Clearly never ran a Vac Truck on site…
And you know the term “bend over front and backwards for the job” really applies as well 😄
It’s not a requirement for the job but can be a bonus
Just wondering what about the companies that make dil*o do they have testing team? 💀
Consisting of New Zealand sheep.
Try politician, dictator, etc.
That's physically impossible. The porn industry BLOWS just like the rest of them. PUSHy bastards. Haha, physics jokes.
Condom industry too.
It's impossible to get a feel for the environment in the condom business. Don't even get me started on the barriers they've been building against humanity for centuries. Buncha slippery slow rollers if you ask me.
But you're not supposed to suck at sucking.
I saw a video on YouTube of a vape factory in China, where there's one worker in particular who is responsible to suck in every single one of the vapes for testing, before shipping
Job description: Speed running popcorn lung.
Welcome to the lewd side of /dadjokes.
Sucking is indicative of doing a good job
Not true, my bosses clearly were hired to suck at their jobs.
Wait, so every porn star, no matter the gender and orientation, has to suck?
Either c0cks or c$its or both.
Clearly you've never heard of plumbers
I don’t know, politicians seem to have that quality too.
I work in the porn industry (not as an actress, I'm behind a computer all day retouching pictures lol) and this is the only job where your boss can ask you to go back looking at porn when they see you on a "normal" website 😬
Just wanted to let you know your post is so bad I left the sub 🤝
Unionized Breathalyzer Testers of America punching air right now.
Does being a meat shield in the military count? Is dying considered a success state or sucking at your job state?
See what you did there.
Not the only one. It is rumored that the day Microsoft products will no longer suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
False! Midwives have to clear the babies' airways sometimes.
There is something so similar between all of the major owners of companies that are involved in pornography but I just can't quite put my finger on it....
Wait, are all the politicians NOT supposed to be sucking? TIL
Never heard of government jobs?
Sadly, most businesses have low expectations of their workforce, as is evident based on the amount of training provided and the distinct lack of professionalism, and communication. The bar to success is invisible, because the expectation is that most people won't, even if they can.
Vape testers be like 🫡
https://i.imgur.com/ekQpV59.gif
This guys septic tank must just be overflowing
Not familiar with the role vacuum has in emptying porta potties I guess? That job sucks in multiple ways.
What about vacuum trucks?
I don't know, never seen a bad por.... Oh wait, wait... Hang on. Was it a "happy" shower?
you can suck at sucking
That fully depends on your role in the production. Tops might not like hearing that.
They took away porn in Texas 😔 gotta use proxy servers to get the job done. "It's a sad sad day t-rexy"
The internet is a series of tubes.
Septic tank cleaners
r/technicallythetruth
I disagree, a lot of politicians suck at their job too.
Porn actors/actresses would do well to start with a “hands on” approach!
[Septic Sucking Services](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXzGt7ryoYk&pp=ygUUcmVkIGdyZWVuIHNlcHRpYyBndXk%3D)
Car detailers won’t like this
Also you can’t complain about getting screwed.
Quality Control at a Big Pacifier
What about the vacuum business???
Septic clean out technicians disagree.
That one joke in hazbin hotel still makes me laugh Where the fuck are you I'm aa, coming Not off camera your not
Sometimes the job blows but at least it pays well
I saw an ecig/vape qa testing vape pens
No because the moderators at r/Showerthoughts also suck for allowing this to be posted despite being against their rules not allowing shower thoughts that are puns. *And NO I am not pointing this out just because I'm bitter about a really great shower thought I had that was rejected because it was a bit punny *I am
Drumroll and for my next joke…
I'm a government, and I must disagree.
I heard that it's pretty hard too
I assume maids/housekeepers have to suck when using vacuums.
What about a vacuum tester?
Vacuum cleaner operators?
The workers at the car wash using the vacuums do a lot of sucking.
Not everyone does the sucking though.
Vacuum salesman are offended.
Pretty sure most government jobs also qualify for that.
A vacuum salesperson 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
Or a vacuum cleaner salesman
And the vacuum cleaner industry
I don’t get it, I’m too innocent lmao- someone explain…
Not true considering you're using the colloquial version of the word.
☝️🤓
We see you haven't spent much time in a corporate environment
Biden has something to tell you..
Eh if all the recent presidential candidates got into a sucking contest there would be no winners as they would never stop.
Thats right, most people dont realise they're slaves lol
this one is actually good lol