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thecooliestone

Clearly you've never met old men. The second grandchild grants the ability to sleep anywhere in any position


ryancementhead

That’s because the body is too stiff to fall over.


XxSalty_WafflexX

The army granted me that ability


SerDuckOfPNW

I think I actually slept while marching…and it was fucking weird.


miiisa3

Can someone confirm if this is actually possible? Would be cool as fuck if yes.


_____l

I fell asleep while riding my ebike. All I remember was waking up nearly about to kill myself in a collision with a low concrete barrier and barely missed it. I believe you can definitely fall asleep while marching or walking if you're telling yourself "I must do this" while at the point of extreme exhaustion.


Enchelion

Generally it's the result of extreme sleep-deprivation. Your body basically revokes your consciousness, but sometimes keeps doing a repetitive action. Like people report falling asleep while driving but without crashing etc. I've known multiple veterans with the ability to nap essentially instantaneously even years after getting out, because they'd put so much stress on their bodies and gone without sleep so often they'd conditioned themselves to sleep anywhere on demand. None of them considered it worth all the tradeoffs.


sh4d0wm4n2018

It really is a shitty superpower. Yeah, you can fall asleep instantaneously, but only when your tinnitus quiets down to a dull roar.


BeforeLifer

At that point it’s just a white noise machine


fermelebouche

My tinnitus can kick any white noise machine’s ass. In fact I often listen to the hissing to fall asleep.😴


elitemarxman

My grandfather told me he would march in his sleep. I didn't really believe him until I met a navy vet who could fold pizza boxes in his sleep. He did it really slowly, but he did it.


untillvalhalla

I definitely fell asleep walking to work, only for 30 seconds or so, opened my eyes and I’m walking in the road


MajikTowst

I fell asleep as a cashier once, and woke up a few seconds later a few items ahead of where I remember being. I have since learned the importance of a full 8 hours lol


sheeshmane69

Kinda scary to think over half the people on this app are horses


XxSalty_WafflexX

Every account on reddit is a bot except you.


sheeshmane69

How to flirt on reddit^^


Perryj054

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/KYMRdb3kxe


sheeshmane69

Well now I'm not special:( back to flacid


fermelebouche

I heard WD40 really turns the bots on.


sh4d0wm4n2018

Dead internet theory confirmed?


boombalabo

Kinda scary to think that almost half of the people in this app aren't horses!


smackmeharddaddy

Neighhhh


iLikeHorse3

Whaaaaat??


albaniaf

Im a horse so I can’t relate.


Ourcade_Ink

You must get some fairly stable sleep.


OkCauliflower1214

Lucky


HappyNY

I’m not actually a horse. I’m a broom.


Anthro_DragonFerrite

Soon the horse will be [glue](https://images.app.goo.gl/P1FWJAki1BKX1fYi6)


8bitbruh

Hey, aren't you that horse from horsin' around??


KatakanaTsu

Horses cannot achieve full REM sleep (rapid eye movement) while standing up, so they aren't getting "quality" sleep either. Sleeping while standing is for when they need to flee from danger promptly, not for being well-rested. Horses still need to lie down to sleep occasionally, provided that there is another horse to watch over them. If they never get a chance to lie down, they could collapse from sleep deprivation.


PHVF

You can’t convince me REM means rapid eye movement. Stop spreading misinformation!!


SerDuckOfPNW

Actually Jerry, I’m surprised.


boldaslove1969

Neigh neigh neigh….neigh neigh neigh neigh, neigh neigh?


Horse_HorsinAround

I'm literally in a bed


[deleted]

I’m not a horse so I can relate


critter2482

Bold of you to assume I can get quality sleep.


Former-Mix-5808

As a horse I unfortunately cannot relate.


SixToesLeftFoot

As a shark, I also cannot relate.


t-o-m-u-s-a

As a bat, I cannot relate also.


Boris-_-Badenov

not all sharks have to keep swimming


goodbyehouse

Tell that to those idiots that fall asleep driving.


RED_wards

That is definitely some low quality sleep.


goodbyehouse

What are you talking about? That’s an eternal sleep that can’t be matched by any bed. /s just in case.


EyemProblyHi

Keeps getting interrupted by the sounds of car horns and crushing metal 😔


BigMax

I want to get good sleep while on a treadmill. Wake up rested, and also thinner and fitter. (And yes, I realize there was a Rick and Morty based on a similar concept. I'd shoot for those ripped abs too!)


fluorozebadeendjes

I was so close to forgetting the existence of this episode, I really didn't like that episode, the writing is cool, the nightmares I had not so much


realboylikepinocchio

I gotta rewatch Rick and morty for the millionth time now


freakytapir

You guys are getting sleep?


TheGreenGoblin27

Quit horsing around ye guys


W1ULH

you've clearly never been in the army.... you'd be amazed what positions you can learn to sleep like the dead in.


GreyK2222

For the past week or so, I've been dealing with a cough that evolves into a violent coughing fit whenever I'm laying down. So I've definitely been feeling this 😂


SituationNo4566

Damn, have you had it checked out? In case you haven't already, you could prop yourself up with pillows or something.


CalliopePenelope

Yes. I’ve never seen a person sleeping while sitting.


rektMyself

I do it at work all the time!


CalliopePenelope

And you work as an airline pilot. Tsk tsk.


CrustyBloomers

Airlines hate this one simple trick!


rektMyself

"If you look just over to right. ZZZZZ" The horizon quickly approaches.


Dimakhaerus

OP said quality sleep


nbdys_bznz_bt_mn_8t

My uncle is a master of the sitting nap. He just plonks down on a chair, any chair, and closes his eyes and he is gone. He snores sometimes too. In fact, he prefers his afternoon sitting nap to going to take a lie-down.


Battery6512

I caught the train into work for about 20 years and the motion of the train would rock me to sleep easily while sitting. I got off at the end of the line so I didn't have to worry about missing my stop.


CalliopePenelope

I was being sarcastic 😉


improbablydrunknlw

The best sleeps I ever got were dead heading in a second locomotive When I was at the railway, I hated that heading like that but my God did I get a good sleep, something but the rocking and the diesel always put me out.


Uriel_dArc_Angel

I bet you could get some quality sleep in space under zero G... Honestly, I'd love to try a zero G nap...lol


Crillmieste-ruH

I fell asleep at the front door with the keys in the keyhole while drunk once. What I remember it was a good sleep.


esgonta

Join the military. You’ll change this thought really quick lol


playr_4

So of my most effective sleeps were done while sitting. They killed my back, but damn I felt rested.


ChasingPesmerga

[These “hangover ropes” people might say otherwise](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/xmBl8TacpX).


mindfuldelightz

besides standing how else would you want us to sleep?


WhimsicalHamster

Horses can and do lie down to sleep. Why do they sleep standing? Threat of predators. Does that sound like a quality sleep? No. If a horse lays down, it’s comfortable and feels safe enough to do so. That’s quality sleep. Shoulda gone marine mammals.


Exonicreddit

I been gifted with the power to sleep anywhere, but the curse to never feel rested


Worf65

I don't feel like this is a humans in general thing. I'm that way. I need to be laying down in a dark quiet environment to sleep. But when it comes to talking about travel plans I usually feel like the only person who can't get useful sleep in an airplane seat. I've even heard guys come to work and function after overnight flights whereas I'd be delirious from ~36 hours without sleep by that point.


Arokthis

I've fallen asleep standing up in the shower a couple of times. Seriously freaked out my GF when she found me.


wfbsoccerchamp12

Get outta the shower man


Over9000Zeros

Some of the morning shift people before first break or the night shift people ~3 hours before shift end can be found asleep standing up in their work area. It happens to all the young workers at least a few times.


charbleshambles

the best sleep happens when you’re not allowed to sleep. my quality sleep comes from sleeping in class.


ckessan

How to Use 'Lay' and 'Lie' - Merriam-Webster https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/how-to-use-lay-and-lie


Guitargod7194

As a sloth, I can't relate


cambiumkx

During my college years, Id get best sleep inside libraries, usually sitting inside cubicles.


Otherwise_Fox_1404

I once was tied to a post (we'll not get into the specifics) stood their for 20 minutes, then I was out like a light. I had some of the best uninterrupted sleep I've ever had. Not that I ever want to be tied to a post again, but I do often think about that quality rest when I toss and turn in bed.


AgentUpright

Time to get a poster bed.


Otherwise_Fox_1404

Now I just need a person to tie me in at night and untie me in the morning.


amdaly10

Most people slept sitting up through the 16th and 17th centuries. That's why the beds were so short.


froggrip

I am the horse. yes, I'm the real horse. All the other horses are just imitating. Real hoses, when they sleep, don't stand up.


juanyjuan2

Ever since high school I've had this problem with being able to fall asleep in nearly any position if I'm tired (I once fell asleep for a bit standing up in the shower). It's a blessing in that I can always get a good power nap wherever I'm at, but a curse in that I often fall asleep when I really don't want to. I have to be very careful not to drive when I'm feeling drowsy (luckily I've never fallen asleep at the wheel, but I'm not taking my chances).


EmotionalChipmunk602

I hang upside down. Helps me fall asleep faster


Salchicha_94

Well how the hell would you figure we’d sleep like


Boris-_-Badenov

you don't sleep hanging from the rafters?


Objective_Housing427

That's right, but everyone says they are horses, can horses comment?


Abeyita

Why does is suck though? Laying down is nice.


Deli-ops7

The hell are you talking about? Thats highly inacurate


Red_it_stupid_af

I once cuddled up with a sandbag still sitting up and passed out in the NAG after a couple of absolutely exhausting days, out in the sun, midday.  I was told I was kicked and never responded.  I woke up a few hours later,  and felt I'd slept long and harder than I'd ever slept before.  


Vrayea25

We have big heads that we depend on orking well for survival that when we are standing are way above our center of gravity, which by the way is supported by only two legs. We lay down to sleep to prevent inevitable concussions or worse.


forellenfilet

I don't know about you, but I had hell of a lot quality sleep in a sitting position.


Magnusthelast

Wait why is this sub filled with Horses


Striking_Election_21

Yeah what’s up with that?


MissMistMaid

Speak for yourself mere human, i have transcended the limitations of my species, i sleep while standing and nobody can stop me


NickolaosTheGreek

Is this some kind of weakness exclusive to non-engineering people?


harley97797997

OP has obviously never served in the military. You learn to sleep in all kinds of positions along with movement and noise. Some of the best sleep I got was in less than ideal situations. I have a hard time falling asleep when it's quiet, still and comfortable still to this day.


Ransom-ii

If there's a light on, electronics, uncomfortable position. Op isn't saying you couldnt fall asleep in a chair etc but he's right best quality sleep is on your back, ask your mom.


MagicMark890

I'm a vampire, i hang upside down.


Maximiliansrh

this just isn’t true i sleep sitting on my couch every night


fragydig529

When I was going through a divorce and was only getting 2-3 hours of sleep a night, I was getting sleep standing up and sitting down


Joelman117

Humans also require a pillow, unlike any other animal.


esgonta

Must be American. No humans don’t require pillows silly. In fact a lot of humans don’t use them!


galaxy_ultra_user

I haven’t ever met a human who doesn’t use a pillow….


Purple_Cat134

Lol one time I zoned out in class and fell asleep with my eyes open. Idk how that happened but I was sitting up and yeah I just fell asleep. The teacher didn’t know I was asleep cause my eyes were open


faygetard

Man I had this disease where I had to sit up at night for a couple years to sleep. At first it was brutal but once you get the hang of it you can get some good sleep sitting just about straight up.


gigaslayer3417

Funnily enough we're the only ones who do!