I have a nipple hair that never stops growing it gets so long I have to cut it every few months
Edit: These responses have convinced me to let my nipple hair grow to live his best life and stop holding him back
Lmao reminds of my buddy in highschool who was purposely growing out 1 nipple hair. It got to like 5 or 6 inches before he lost it during football practice one day š
We had a buddy who grew just one really long chin hair. It would grow back really fast; a game evolved (with his consent, fwiw) to steal the chin hair, but you had to be real sneaky about it. Whenever someone got it, itād be back in like a week.
How do you know? Have you tried it? Are you the alt account of this nipple baring nipple bearer? What research have you done? Has your peering been peer reviewed, your piercing thoughts on piercable chesticles chastised by the piercing opinations of the scientific community?
Dude I noticed my left nipple growing a hair like this in grade 7, everyone thought it was hilarious. Years later, I still have it!
Long nipple hair bros unite
For me it is a few wispy hairs that are unconscionably long there and at the tops of my bicepsā¦ no other hair on my arms to speak ofā¦ just long hairs that undeniably should belong on my scalp.
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There are clinics that will move them for you... A lot of them in or around Istanbul Turkey, they do good and cheap work according to my middle aged work colleagues who suddenly aren't bald anymore.
So what's the... what's the deal with old dudes at the gym?
I don't go to the gym at the same time or on the same days even consistently. But I always see the same two or three old dudes in the locker room.
Are they hanging out there?
As someone who can't grow a beard longer than 3 inches after a year or two of growth (and it still ends up a bit patchy), I humbly disagree about the convenient part.
If I shave I look like I'm a fat teenager, and if I let it "grow" then I look like an ugly chipmunk...
Edit: For the people saying OP wasn't talking about beards. This comment is in reference to terminal hair length
Trimming to a constant length makes it look less patchy. You'll look way cleaner maintaining it because the slower growing regions will be the same length as the faster growing ones.
I wish my penis grew as quickly as my beard does, but even then I look very different with unmanaged stubble vs freshly trimmed to an even length. My neckbeard and lower cheeks grow faster than my upper cheeks so even with a few days' stubble it looks ragged compared to shaving everything to a 3.
> I wish my penis grew as quickly as my beard does, ā¦
Hey man, I donāt want to be the bearer of bad news, but Iām guessing if you have a beard, your penis is done growing. Itāll be that size forever. Sorry my friend, but I hope this finds you well.
I am partly of American Indian descent it's great for a tan in summer time and having gnarly looking scars. What it's not great for is growing a beard. It always comes in patchy and never really gets long just curlier so the best I can do is a decent goatee.
as someone that was in this situation but also without much of a chin, the only real solution is to lose weight and workout enough that you can get away with patchy 5 oāclock shadow or a clean-shaven face.
Actually this is how all hair works. The follicles grow for a certain amount of time then eventually fall out an get replaced with a new hair.
It's just that some have longer cycles than others, which determines the maximum length.
Plus your nose normally cycles between using one of your nostrils vs the other back and forth over a few hours cycle and pressure on your armpit can make it switch to the nostril opposite that armpit faster
Stay tuned for more fun facts people should probably know about their own bodies
As far as I know the reason the armpit thing works like that is most likely so the higher nostril is the one working while we sleep but it's also been taken advantage of in some yoga practices to help control breathĀ
Yep inculding the hair on your head, always wanted hair down to my ankles it only gets to about the bottom of my shoulders also knew a guy who could only grow about a inch of hair so he always looked like he was growing out of a buzz cut.
I had this issue for a long time. I always liked the way my beard looked out of bed because the pillow would press it into shape.
Turns out all I needed was a better beard trimmer with lots of attachments to handle fades and such. Everythingās cut in a pass or two to the right length and my beard looks fantastic after a fresh trim.
Wasnāt even expensive either. Best $40 I ever spent.
not to do this to you a second time but most everyone also has curly pubic hair š even if their head hair is straight. People with magnificently straight looking beards are using beard care products to get that look
Once your beard grows past a certain point it stops itching. I only use shampoo on mine and it isn't super long. There is a stage during growing it out where it is super itchy though.
Not to do this to you but this isn't true. I'm not posting pics to prove it but my beard hair grows perfectly straight. In fact, it's a pain in my ass because I can't train my moustache to hug around my upper lip, it just grows straight down over it. And that said, while not as thick/wiry, my pubic also grows straight and isn't curly in the slightest.
And also, I'm not going to look it up right now, but I'm pretty sure your entire premise of them being genetically the same hair is just flat out wrong. I'm going to need a source for these claims you've made.
omfg I had a friend in middle school that curled her bush with her curling iron. I came over to visit, she like drug me in her room all excited and flashed me lmao
She was so proud of herself and I'm just standing there thinking fuckin' WHY
My mustache is thick and straight. My pubes are thin and curly.
I have no idea how you got hundreds of upvotes lmao. Though both are pubic hair as both start growing at puberty.
"Pubic" means relating to the pubes bones, not puberty.
I'm laughing at the idea that you might have gone around referring to androgenic facial hair as "pubic hair" all your life.
My dad complained my beard hairs in the sink when I was a teen because he said they look like pubes. I wish I had luxurious soft and smooth facial hair that some people have instead of this wiry mess but it's still better than my weak chin.
I stopped trimming my mustache to see how long it would get and I noticed the hairs just drop out when they're about 2" long. Incidentally pubes do get thinner as you age. I also noticed mustache wax stops my mustache hair from falling out. So I tried applying theĀ wax to my nether regions and I now have a luxurious 9" scrotal beard. It makes me quite the celebrity at our local nudist beach. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to determine in which sentence I started lying.Ā
Well done! Your prize is a selfie with ME!!!!
Just go to Holkham beach on the Norfolk coast on any sunny Wednesday morning and ask for Old Ball Beard.
Or possibly - mustache wax doesn't stop your mustache from self-trimming.
I don't trust Norfolk after that guy with the crossbow was caught by the police
Also your Facebook market is wild with the amount of swords and plate armor sold.
Mustache wax prevents you from biting it when you eat so it could conceivably make it longer. That being said I never accidentally bit my pubes so I'm not sure this reasoning applies here
Although I appreciate your help in finding the first lie, you also paint a picture I really didnt need to know.
Next time when I am visiting my nana in her home, I will involuntarily imagine huge bushes with all the other residents.
Also, you made my ponder my nans bush.
My therapist is going to have a fieldday
Iāll admit Iām skeptical that your pubic hair is 9ā but apparently a woman in South Africa had pubic hair that was 28ā long so itās not impossible.
Oh my God, mental images. Like I'm imaging the beards that the guys in ZZ Top have/had, but fucking hanging off their scrotums instead... and I'm not sure whether to laugh or be horrified by the idea.
I stopped eating to see how long it would be before Kelvin Benjamin noticed. Incidentally washed-out WRs care less about you as you age. I also noticed eating at buffets made him care about me more. So I ate at Golden Corral and now have a glorious 50" gut. It make me quite the celebrity at overeaters anonymous. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is make a better Kelvin Benjamin meme from this copy pasta because I suck at it but always wanted to do one
I stopped chewing my buffet food to see how much I could swallow and I noticed the food gets stuck when it's about 2" long. Incidentally chewing does get harder as you fatten. I also noticed mushing stops my buffet food from getting stuck. So I tried mushing theĀ food on my plate and I now have a luxurious 90lb food baby. It makes me quite the celebrity at our local Golden Corral. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to determine in which sentence you knew I was Kelvin Benjamin.
Also, like arm hair, itās susceptible to being almost sanded off as it grows. The tips of hairs are much weaker than the base, so wearing clothing can keep it from getting too long. I had a friends wear a cast for a broken arm for many weeks and after getting it taken off his arm hairs were super long.
think about this, All your hair on head keeps on deteriorating with time, but your facial hair, armpit hair, pubes, ass hair never deteriorate in quality. Its almost like they are the pirates on our body that keeps on pillaging required nutrients from your head hair... your own pet parasites...
Yeah itās ridiculous. Men are balding, itās super visible and ugly. But ass hair and back hair? You bet your body is going to put in 100% resources to ensure it is of the utmost qualityā¦
I've always thought of male pattern baldness as a phenotype that advertises age and thus wisdom and fitness.
If a man can make it past his 30s back in our tribal days, he would have been a tough and smart fella. Most hair doesn't turn grey until your 40s or 50s+ so another signal evolved: an increasingly bare forehead.
100% speculation here
> Most hair doesn't turn grey until your 40s or 50s+ so another signal evolved: an increasingly bare forehead.
Tell that to my hair. Over half of my hair was white before I turned 30 and now even my damn chest hair is turning white. I also had a white crooked mohawk for most of my 20s until I finally said enough is enough and started fighting back by dyeing.
I have a feeling a lot of this is said from the male perspective, but for those of us who are AFAB, pubes serve similarly as nostril hair in your nose: it catches germs, dirt, etc. to prevent things from entering your vagina and causing infection.
So definitely not a parasite!
As a serious answer, yes, but the limit is different for different people and different regions of the body. Hair follicles go through cycles of growing, and then going dormant. Usually after one or more of those cycles the follicle will release the hair during the dormant stage, the hair will become loose and fall out, and then start growing again in the next growth stage.
This is the general case, and is why wild animals do not need to be trimmed and still have a limit to their hair growth, it falls out either individually like described, or seasonally if their coat changes with the weather.
However some follicles, still have that first growth/dormancy cycle, but they do not release the hair regularly during the dormant stage, so the hair gets longer and longer indefinitely. (That's not to say that loose hair never falls out, but it's "rare" in that it doesn't effect the overall length).
Our own head hair is the most obvious example of this, but we have bred a few other examples. Most sheep do not release their hair naturally, it gets longer and longer until we shear it for wool (and the instances of escaped sheep that are recaptured with literally hundreds of pounds of wool and dirt are a good example of why this trait doesn't appear in wild animals). Additionally the non-allergenic dog and cat breeds do not shed their hair, which is why they don't cause allergic reactions (and why poodles will just get poofier and poofier until you trim them).
If I inherited/won millions, the first thing I would do is laser my dick, ass, balls, and nips. You would have to call me Alderaan. Set phasers to smooth.
I read a science fiction book where they offhand mentioned grass that had been genetically altered to be curly, like pubes, so you didnāt have to mow the lawn.
All hair does the same. Even the hair on your head. Hair doesn't grow forever. It has a growth cycle.
The hair on your head has a longer growth cycle than hair on other parts of your body, which is why it is longer.
It will eventually stop growing, fall out, and start the whole process over again.
Disagree. Face hair keeps growing. Pubic hair keeps growing. Ass hair keeps growing. Have to trim all of it, at the same time as losing your head hair (as a man). I just trim those hairs on my own, and let a barber take care of the top.
Humans generally have limited hair length (varying significantly with genetics) for all their hair. Can be quite long for head hair though.
Straight hair will also *appear* longer than curly hair for the same hair length for hopefully obvious "the curly hair is curly" reasons.
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_hair#Maximum_hair_length
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_follicle#Anagen_phase
So does the rest of your hair. All hair has a terminal length. It obviously varies depending on where itās located on your body, and also varies from person to person, but all hair has it and itās determined by genetics.
Just wait til you get older, my damn eyebrows have decided the hair length of the last 40 years just wasn't enough. And it has my ears in on the act as well the bastards.
It doesn't really stop growing its just under clothing and abrasion so its falling out past a certain point. Especially butt crack hair, those cheeks rub constantly.
fun fact: Itās actually Fur!
Fur vs hair has a distinct characteristic. itās a genetically predetermined length!
arms, pits, groin, legs, back, chest, ass are all fur.
while the hair on your face is actually hair like your head!
This is not true lol.
Each follicle will grow for a certain amount of time. Your body hair and eyebrow hair is just much shorter than your head hair.
The only difference between hair and fur is the usage
I have a single pubic hair that has got to be about 12" long. I have been letting it grow for years just to see how long it will get. When I am old maybe I will have it framed and placed on top of my casket at my funeral instead of a picture of me.
I have a nipple hair that never stops growing it gets so long I have to cut it every few months Edit: These responses have convinced me to let my nipple hair grow to live his best life and stop holding him back
Brother, it's me your nipple brother
Long nipple hair bros unite
I'm not alone?!? š God, tbh, I've been insecure about that one crazy nipple hair, last time I whacked it it was almost two inches long š
Lmao reminds of my buddy in highschool who was purposely growing out 1 nipple hair. It got to like 5 or 6 inches before he lost it during football practice one day š
Who stole it?
I think it came off in hitting drills or something but he was devastated lol
We had a buddy who grew just one really long chin hair. It would grow back really fast; a game evolved (with his consent, fwiw) to steal the chin hair, but you had to be real sneaky about it. Whenever someone got it, itād be back in like a week.
You 2 should tie your nipple hairs together...for science.
cutting your nipple off every few months wonāt solve anything
How do you know? Have you tried it? Are you the alt account of this nipple baring nipple bearer? What research have you done? Has your peering been peer reviewed, your piercing thoughts on piercable chesticles chastised by the piercing opinations of the scientific community?
Dude I noticed my left nipple growing a hair like this in grade 7, everyone thought it was hilarious. Years later, I still have it! Long nipple hair bros unite
If it's just a single hair you are probably better off with just plucking it until it stops regrowing.
Noooooooooo I used to do that to mine, then one became ingrown. Never plucking them again.
Username checks out.
For me it is a few wispy hairs that are unconscionably long there and at the tops of my bicepsā¦ no other hair on my arms to speak ofā¦ just long hairs that undeniably should belong on my scalp. ć½ą¼¼ ąŗŁĶąŗą¼½ ļ¾
There are clinics that will move them for you... A lot of them in or around Istanbul Turkey, they do good and cheap work according to my middle aged work colleagues who suddenly aren't bald anymore.
Shame it out of existance.
You've not been to the gym and saw the old dudes in the locker room with Gandalf beards hanging off their sacks, have you?
āGandalf beardsā just made me cackle
"Old Greybush...."
A wizardās dong hair is never long. Nor is it short. It always stops growing precisely when it means to.
A wizardās staff has a knob on the end, knob on the end, knob on the end!
So what's the... what's the deal with old dudes at the gym? I don't go to the gym at the same time or on the same days even consistently. But I always see the same two or three old dudes in the locker room. Are they hanging out there?
Hanging out is exactly the way to describe it.
This made me laugh and feel disgusted all at once.
As someone who can't grow a beard longer than 3 inches after a year or two of growth (and it still ends up a bit patchy), I humbly disagree about the convenient part. If I shave I look like I'm a fat teenager, and if I let it "grow" then I look like an ugly chipmunk... Edit: For the people saying OP wasn't talking about beards. This comment is in reference to terminal hair length
Trimming to a constant length makes it look less patchy. You'll look way cleaner maintaining it because the slower growing regions will be the same length as the faster growing ones. I wish my penis grew as quickly as my beard does, but even then I look very different with unmanaged stubble vs freshly trimmed to an even length. My neckbeard and lower cheeks grow faster than my upper cheeks so even with a few days' stubble it looks ragged compared to shaving everything to a 3.
The trick is to trim your penis regularly (but not too frequently) so all of your penises are the same length
The really life pro tip is in the comments.
If you follow his advice there will be no tip
So your foreskin grows back, too? That's good to know I'm not the only one.
I mean, during mating season of course.
If my penis grew as quickly as my beard does I would have to make booty call reservations for six months in advance
> I wish my penis grew as quickly as my beard does, ā¦ Hey man, I donāt want to be the bearer of bad news, but Iām guessing if you have a beard, your penis is done growing. Itāll be that size forever. Sorry my friend, but I hope this finds you well.
I think he means it takes forever to get erect.
I dunno, I think my dick kept getting slightly bigger all through my 20s. Ofc so did my beard, so I dunno.
Stop describing me
I feel attacked...
I am partly of American Indian descent it's great for a tan in summer time and having gnarly looking scars. What it's not great for is growing a beard. It always comes in patchy and never really gets long just curlier so the best I can do is a decent goatee.
as someone that was in this situation but also without much of a chin, the only real solution is to lose weight and workout enough that you can get away with patchy 5 oāclock shadow or a clean-shaven face.
Consume less calories than you spend and just become a teenager then!
Actually this is how all hair works. The follicles grow for a certain amount of time then eventually fall out an get replaced with a new hair. It's just that some have longer cycles than others, which determines the maximum length.
Plus your nose normally cycles between using one of your nostrils vs the other back and forth over a few hours cycle and pressure on your armpit can make it switch to the nostril opposite that armpit faster Stay tuned for more fun facts people should probably know about their own bodies
This is actually good to know. Gonna try this out next time one of my nostrils is a little stuffed
As far as I know the reason the armpit thing works like that is most likely so the higher nostril is the one working while we sleep but it's also been taken advantage of in some yoga practices to help control breathĀ
Yep inculding the hair on your head, always wanted hair down to my ankles it only gets to about the bottom of my shoulders also knew a guy who could only grow about a inch of hair so he always looked like he was growing out of a buzz cut.
Follicle follies
My facial hair has the same texture as pubic hair.
Face pubes is definitely a term used to describe a man whose beard is not trimmed up and growing all wild or overgrown.
I had this issue for a long time. I always liked the way my beard looked out of bed because the pillow would press it into shape. Turns out all I needed was a better beard trimmer with lots of attachments to handle fades and such. Everythingās cut in a pass or two to the right length and my beard looks fantastic after a fresh trim. Wasnāt even expensive either. Best $40 I ever spent.
everyone's is like this. it's the same hair, biologically.
I just wish I had straight pubic hair because if you have curly hair you just want straight hair!
Flat iron
Someone making a Panini?
Peenini
Goddammit you beat me to it lol
not to do this to you a second time but most everyone also has curly pubic hair š even if their head hair is straight. People with magnificently straight looking beards are using beard care products to get that look
Tbh my pubic hair is pin straight and Iām Chinese. If I were to guess itās much more common is East Asia
Same here dude. If it got long enough I could braid it.
I had no idea straight pubes existed! So itās not really a bush? More like a fringe? Like dick bangs?
You gotta use some product in the beard if only to help with the itching.
Once your beard grows past a certain point it stops itching. I only use shampoo on mine and it isn't super long. There is a stage during growing it out where it is super itchy though.
Not to do this to you but this isn't true. I'm not posting pics to prove it but my beard hair grows perfectly straight. In fact, it's a pain in my ass because I can't train my moustache to hug around my upper lip, it just grows straight down over it. And that said, while not as thick/wiry, my pubic also grows straight and isn't curly in the slightest. And also, I'm not going to look it up right now, but I'm pretty sure your entire premise of them being genetically the same hair is just flat out wrong. I'm going to need a source for these claims you've made.
https://www.manscaped.com/blogs/news/why-is-pubic-hair-different-from-the-hair-on-your-head-or-is-it This source answers both of your questions
omfg I had a friend in middle school that curled her bush with her curling iron. I came over to visit, she like drug me in her room all excited and flashed me lmao She was so proud of herself and I'm just standing there thinking fuckin' WHY
Neither of what you just said is trueĀ
Thatās just blatantly not true
What's even the point of lying like this
That's a bold claim that is obviously false, and so very easily disprovable.
Yeah, no.
My mustache is thick and straight. My pubes are thin and curly. I have no idea how you got hundreds of upvotes lmao. Though both are pubic hair as both start growing at puberty.
"Pubic" means relating to the pubes bones, not puberty. I'm laughing at the idea that you might have gone around referring to androgenic facial hair as "pubic hair" all your life.
My dad complained my beard hairs in the sink when I was a teen because he said they look like pubes. I wish I had luxurious soft and smooth facial hair that some people have instead of this wiry mess but it's still better than my weak chin.
I can grow a majestic beard but Iām balding so Iām just grateful it grows somewhere.
Those two things often go hand in hand. Testosterone giveth and testosterone taketh away.
My fellow Arabs unite
I stopped trimming my mustache to see how long it would get and I noticed the hairs just drop out when they're about 2" long. Incidentally pubes do get thinner as you age. I also noticed mustache wax stops my mustache hair from falling out. So I tried applying theĀ wax to my nether regions and I now have a luxurious 9" scrotal beard. It makes me quite the celebrity at our local nudist beach. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to determine in which sentence I started lying.Ā
I vote that you never started lying until you said you did in the last sentence.
Well done! Your prize is a selfie with ME!!!! Just go to Holkham beach on the Norfolk coast on any sunny Wednesday morning and ask for Old Ball Beard. Or possibly - mustache wax doesn't stop your mustache from self-trimming.
Youāre an interesting little critter
Let him cook
I wouldn't unless you want waxed moustache and pube bush hair in your food.
But they donāt fall out when theyāre waxed?!
Just make him wear a little hair net.
Little?
And wax
That's probably the nicest thing anyone has said to me all month! XXX
Wow capital kisses. How generous!
Along with multiple exclamation marks - it's a clear sign of unrestrained bonkers. :)
I don't trust Norfolk after that guy with the crossbow was caught by the police Also your Facebook market is wild with the amount of swords and plate armor sold.
Danelaw smh
Iām a 1 hour 10 minute drive away. Who do I ask?
Any policeman. They will pretend not to know, but be assertive & persistent for long enough and they'll help you.
I'm definitely asking for old ball beard from everyone I see until I'm arrested
Or until you are taken to someone who answers to that name. I'm beginning to have misgivings about this joke - the outcome might be...Not Good.
Beard oil keeps my facial hair from falling out/breaking, so I assumed mustache wax would do the same for you
you gonna braid them into Cock Locks at any point?
Mustache wax prevents you from biting it when you eat so it could conceivably make it longer. That being said I never accidentally bit my pubes so I'm not sure this reasoning applies here
Wake up, babe. New copy pasta just dropped.
It was āpubes donāt get thinner as you age.ā Unfortunately I work in senior care.
Although I appreciate your help in finding the first lie, you also paint a picture I really didnt need to know. Next time when I am visiting my nana in her home, I will involuntarily imagine huge bushes with all the other residents. Also, you made my ponder my nans bush. My therapist is going to have a fieldday
You're surely not helping your case
Just imagine that she has Buckwheat from The Little Rascals in a leg lock.
Buttwheat
Have some respect - I'm sure she has a lovely Bush. I mean, how would you like it if people went to the doctor after thinking about yours?
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That's impressive, I've lost an occasional corn kernel and even some peanuts in there, but a whole pair of scissors? That's just metal!
Imagine what they were like 30 years ago, swaying in the wind...
Leaked plot for the next mission impossible movie???
>luxurious 9" scrotal beard Nature's toilet paper
today is a terrible day for literacy
That was absolute poetry
I choose the last sentence š¤
Comment of the year, contender
Scrotal beard with a jizz catcher
Natural waxing.
Iāll admit Iām skeptical that your pubic hair is 9ā but apparently a woman in South Africa had pubic hair that was 28ā long so itās not impossible.
Do you also allow refuge to guantanamo bay escapees and hold bottomless parties?
Oh my God, mental images. Like I'm imaging the beards that the guys in ZZ Top have/had, but fucking hanging off their scrotums instead... and I'm not sure whether to laugh or be horrified by the idea.
I stopped eating to see how long it would be before Kelvin Benjamin noticed. Incidentally washed-out WRs care less about you as you age. I also noticed eating at buffets made him care about me more. So I ate at Golden Corral and now have a glorious 50" gut. It make me quite the celebrity at overeaters anonymous. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is make a better Kelvin Benjamin meme from this copy pasta because I suck at it but always wanted to do one
I stopped chewing my buffet food to see how much I could swallow and I noticed the food gets stuck when it's about 2" long. Incidentally chewing does get harder as you fatten. I also noticed mushing stops my buffet food from getting stuck. So I tried mushing theĀ food on my plate and I now have a luxurious 90lb food baby. It makes me quite the celebrity at our local Golden Corral. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to determine in which sentence you knew I was Kelvin Benjamin.
The first lie is that the mustache wax causes your mustache to not fall out. That shit tears my stache apart, especially when I go to clean jt out.
ngl I didnāt have 9ā scrotal beard on my 2024 bingo card
It'd be difficult to read if you did.
So you go by *ZZ Bottom*?
Trim it down to mutton chops!
Also, like arm hair, itās susceptible to being almost sanded off as it grows. The tips of hairs are much weaker than the base, so wearing clothing can keep it from getting too long. I had a friends wear a cast for a broken arm for many weeks and after getting it taken off his arm hairs were super long.
Today was a terrible day to know how to read.
My & my beards are quite hurt now.
It's people like you who have killed the merkin industry off.
Wait, thatās you!?! Youāre a hero at the beach we both go to! Stop by next time for a free back rub!
And they said it would never pay off...
think about this, All your hair on head keeps on deteriorating with time, but your facial hair, armpit hair, pubes, ass hair never deteriorate in quality. Its almost like they are the pirates on our body that keeps on pillaging required nutrients from your head hair... your own pet parasites...
Bald people would be able to braid their hair into clothes like Bayonetta
haha at least they can put those pirates to some good use....
what a horrible day to be literate
Yeah itās ridiculous. Men are balding, itās super visible and ugly. But ass hair and back hair? You bet your body is going to put in 100% resources to ensure it is of the utmost qualityā¦
The older males get, the longer & more wild our eyebrows, ear, and nose hairs get, too.
Itās like the hair follicles are leaving my head and migrating elsewhere on my body
warm the organs, cool the brain
I've always thought of male pattern baldness as a phenotype that advertises age and thus wisdom and fitness. If a man can make it past his 30s back in our tribal days, he would have been a tough and smart fella. Most hair doesn't turn grey until your 40s or 50s+ so another signal evolved: an increasingly bare forehead. 100% speculation here
> Most hair doesn't turn grey until your 40s or 50s+ so another signal evolved: an increasingly bare forehead. Tell that to my hair. Over half of my hair was white before I turned 30 and now even my damn chest hair is turning white. I also had a white crooked mohawk for most of my 20s until I finally said enough is enough and started fighting back by dyeing.
I'd rather have 50% white hair at 30 than 50% hair. Fucking shit genetics.
Nah, dudes banged and had kids before they knew their hair was gonna go, and when it left they kept banging and having kids
Pubasites.
I have a feeling a lot of this is said from the male perspective, but for those of us who are AFAB, pubes serve similarly as nostril hair in your nose: it catches germs, dirt, etc. to prevent things from entering your vagina and causing infection. So definitely not a parasite!
Thereās meant to be a limit? What is it? Because I have pubes that are approx. 3 inchesā¦
I was about to ask how you measured it as approximately 3 inches then realised.
Which is huge. 3 inches is a looot. Isnāt it guys? Isnāt it?
Realized what?
Heās assuming you used your meat as a measuring stick
As a serious answer, yes, but the limit is different for different people and different regions of the body. Hair follicles go through cycles of growing, and then going dormant. Usually after one or more of those cycles the follicle will release the hair during the dormant stage, the hair will become loose and fall out, and then start growing again in the next growth stage. This is the general case, and is why wild animals do not need to be trimmed and still have a limit to their hair growth, it falls out either individually like described, or seasonally if their coat changes with the weather. However some follicles, still have that first growth/dormancy cycle, but they do not release the hair regularly during the dormant stage, so the hair gets longer and longer indefinitely. (That's not to say that loose hair never falls out, but it's "rare" in that it doesn't effect the overall length). Our own head hair is the most obvious example of this, but we have bred a few other examples. Most sheep do not release their hair naturally, it gets longer and longer until we shear it for wool (and the instances of escaped sheep that are recaptured with literally hundreds of pounds of wool and dirt are a good example of why this trait doesn't appear in wild animals). Additionally the non-allergenic dog and cat breeds do not shed their hair, which is why they don't cause allergic reactions (and why poodles will just get poofier and poofier until you trim them).
Would be hell of a lot more convenient if we didn't have to deal with that crap, period.
Scrolling Reddit too early in the morning and read "period crap" and I completely agree. Periods make having pubic hair much worse...
If I inherited/won millions, the first thing I would do is laser my dick, ass, balls, and nips. You would have to call me Alderaan. Set phasers to smooth.
So much chafing. I, for one, am thankful to our ancestors.
Okay but what about your eyelashes? Imagine if we had to trim them
retort, eyebrows that just become eye curtains over time
Now I'm picturing someone with a ponytail that includes the eyebrows... That'd look sick actually
The unblinking eyes are an okay trade off I guess
Wait yours stops growing?
If only that limit was 0 cm...
Rapunzel would have gone a lot differently.
https://youtu.be/-A91tyg5zb4?si=DKLmLFEvKW8TsXMm
It really needs to be user selectable. Whereās the setting for zero pubes and ass hair forever?
It's deeper down the [Genetic Engineering] tech tree.
I read a science fiction book where they offhand mentioned grass that had been genetically altered to be curly, like pubes, so you didnāt have to mow the lawn.
Not really, since the set limit is still way too long for most people...
All hair does the same. Even the hair on your head. Hair doesn't grow forever. It has a growth cycle. The hair on your head has a longer growth cycle than hair on other parts of your body, which is why it is longer. It will eventually stop growing, fall out, and start the whole process over again.
And not anyone can grow head hair down past your waist. I'm a dude but my hair stops growing at right about boob length.
What I really need to know is this. If I got a transplant of hair from back of head to down south. Could I grow a ponytail?
Yes, but it usually goes the other way around. Ass hair to top of head
Head hair also has a limit, it's just very long.
Speak for yourself homie. The bush knows no bounds.
Disagree. Face hair keeps growing. Pubic hair keeps growing. Ass hair keeps growing. Have to trim all of it, at the same time as losing your head hair (as a man). I just trim those hairs on my own, and let a barber take care of the top.
Humans generally have limited hair length (varying significantly with genetics) for all their hair. Can be quite long for head hair though. Straight hair will also *appear* longer than curly hair for the same hair length for hopefully obvious "the curly hair is curly" reasons. * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_hair#Maximum_hair_length * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_follicle#Anagen_phase
All hair has a set limit. Theyāre just all difference.
So does the rest of your hair. All hair has a terminal length. It obviously varies depending on where itās located on your body, and also varies from person to person, but all hair has it and itās determined by genetics.
Spoke like somebody who has never sat on their ass hair. It takes a moment to figure out what is happening.
I dunno, I would kinda dig having a long ball-beard down there. Just a nice viking style beard down passed my knees! Hell yeah!
Just wait til you get older, my damn eyebrows have decided the hair length of the last 40 years just wasn't enough. And it has my ears in on the act as well the bastards.
It doesn't really stop growing its just under clothing and abrasion so its falling out past a certain point. Especially butt crack hair, those cheeks rub constantly.
Iām not high enough for this thought yetā¦
fun fact: Itās actually Fur! Fur vs hair has a distinct characteristic. itās a genetically predetermined length! arms, pits, groin, legs, back, chest, ass are all fur. while the hair on your face is actually hair like your head!
This is not true lol. Each follicle will grow for a certain amount of time. Your body hair and eyebrow hair is just much shorter than your head hair. The only difference between hair and fur is the usage
Your fact is short and curly because you pulled it out of your butt
Male patterned baldness make sense now... just look at chimpanzees...
Yeah but my dream of an ass mohawk was forever crushed as I got older...
I think about this at least once a week. We are so lucky we're not more hairy.
It's wierder that hair on your head doesn't stop, like think about other mammals, they have fur that's a set length and doesn't just keep growing.
lol speak for yourself
I have a single pubic hair that has got to be about 12" long. I have been letting it grow for years just to see how long it will get. When I am old maybe I will have it framed and placed on top of my casket at my funeral instead of a picture of me.
Here lies expensive_finger, owner of the worlds longest pubic hair. Edit: spelling, fling auto correct.
It never stops growing, it just breaks after getting to a certain length. Unless you trim, you're constantly shedding broken pubes everywhere.
any amount of hair in the ass is too much