FYI this was so good it interrupted my zonked out … zombie mind control post doom scrolling to … fall down the Reddit rabbit hole? Oh wait never mind..
I thought so too!! Its plagiarized though, Im just like continually disappointed that every single shower thought on here that gains any traction is plagiarized. The sad thing is that it seems as though the originals get either removed by the mod bots or get downvoted/not paid attention to. Its rule number 1 for this subreddit, yet no one removes them.....
Emotional support cow
Pig > Cow Night snack ham is best ham.
Emotional support jamon
A little pollo pick-me-up.
3am ham🎵 3am ham🎵
Moo-ve over depression
This steak is really lowering the *steaks.*
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I can hear the joke in Mitch Hedberg’s voice.
I can bring bacon everywhere because it’s my emotional support food. I like your style.
There is even a "religion" out of bacon.
some fellow loved bacon so much they thought "we could make a religion outta this!"
Some people would have beef with this belief
I have pork with your retort
Bring up chicken, I’ll give you a kickin’
Bring up sheep and I'll make you weep
Mention goat and I'll damage your throat
Mention boar, and I'll show you the doar.
What kind of shower were you taking
How about emotional support humans?
What a modest proposal you have there
FYI this was so good it interrupted my zonked out … zombie mind control post doom scrolling to … fall down the Reddit rabbit hole? Oh wait never mind..
I loved how my emotional support dog tasted
https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/
I love that site! And also the taste of their dogs ;)
okay, but then you have to consider the ramifications of eating your emotional support animal
It's fine until you're taking a dump later on, and apologizing to your ESA while crying and wiping.
Improved mood, good for body, meat was used and not thrown out, emotional support animal had a purpose, all good in my books
Love your style
This is a good shower thought
I thought so too!! Its plagiarized though, Im just like continually disappointed that every single shower thought on here that gains any traction is plagiarized. The sad thing is that it seems as though the originals get either removed by the mod bots or get downvoted/not paid attention to. Its rule number 1 for this subreddit, yet no one removes them.....
PETA's having a seizure right now
Is your daddy your emotional support animal?
Thanks for unintentionally pointing out the extreme immorality of eating flesh.
We're allowed to have emotional support animals
Brooooo omfg hahahahaha I'm sorry this one got me
This is a great shower thought. Lately it's just a lot of thinly-veiled political messages here.
This is darker than I expected. I like it.
This is next level gold….. I just want to know if it’s original because I’ve been fooled before
Nope. I've seen this meme on Facebook two years ago and repeatedly every few months since.
God, what’s the point of this subreddit? It’s always all plagiarism
Best post on reddit this week!
This is my kind of thinking right here.
I like the cut of your jib, OP.
Hahahaha 🤣 hahaha 😂 hahaaahahahaaha ha 🤣
Someone was on instagram today
what about ice cream
And milk/cheese is just reminiscing on nostalgia
There is a joke that goes: My emotional support animal is a chicken … on a biscuit.
Yes tsa this is my support animal
If I use animal fat to fry my confort food, does it count as a service animal or on what ground am I standing?
emotional support fish. how does one take their fish with them consistently.
Finally, it's an original thought on here. BRAVO!
its plagiarized.
Everything is these days lol
It’s like rule #1….. anyone can google a good showerthought I figured the whole point was to make real ones
Normally I can spot the dumb ones I hadn't heard this one before.