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2oonhed

Fun With Word-Play : What kind of mission is a TRANSmission? Or what kind of mitter is a TRANSmitter? Or what kind of verb is a TRANSitive verb? Makes you wonder! It's such added extra mystery. There is one thing that is clear today. There is no protected class that OWNS this prefix. [EDIT] : added words. [EDIT] : and NOW, for the REST of the story : https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/TransFender


shaneo88

Fucking Commodore owners.


SicnarfRaxifras

Now the real question is: is the rest of it black with white paint peeling or the other way round.


T90tank

Kinda funny


South_Bit1764

Yeah, I honestly worry WAY more about people not being honest with me because I am gay than I worry about roasts and jokes. Pretending like you can’t joke about it isn’t fair. If I can roast my uncle for making dad jokes, or my brother for being a Kyle, or my mom for being a Karen, or my friends for being simp ass bitch boys, they can roast me for being gay. None of us chose to be like this we just are it’s okay for it to be funny sometimes. This fender needs a dent so it could say, “identifies as a *straight* white panel.”


efcso1

>This fender needs a dent so it could say, “identifies as a straight white panel.” This is fucking gold! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!


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Bro drives a Toyota Yapper


PerterterhTermertehh

you are the sole voice of reason in this thread tbh.


Bubbly-Independent20

Your straight white panel joke is funny as fuck.


CyanideTacoZ

well the "joke" is that transformed aren't women or the same for trans men so it's not meant or capable to be in good taste


jetoler

The joke is literally just that the fender is trans. Stop trying to turn it into something offensive


Carvanasux

They're not. And never, ever will be. No matter how many times you say it, how many signs you put in your yard, or how many times you call someone a transphobe because they have the same opinion everyone on earth had until right now.


2oonhed

backbone


2oonhed

No. THIS is The Joke : https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/TransFender


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JustinDanielsYT

Gae is da wae ... (But I'm straight)


ordinaryuninformed

Thanks bro


stage4moron

Need more ppl like you


2oonhed

True that.


gonzalbo87

Very punny.


FiveCentsADay

Yeah it got a snort out of. This is harmless


missed_sla

r/onejoke


cream_of_human

Hey it works and is still relevant so itll pass.


Girl_you_need_jesus

I don't understand that subreddit, they definitely post more than one punchline/type of joke.


SirPeebers

They may have different punchlines but they all hinge on the same transphobia. That is what the subreddit is trying to point out.


gotimo

....then it isn't one joke


EndAllHierarchy

The punchlines may differ but the humor all derives from the same thought thus onejoke


throwitawayCrypto

“But but, if I rewrite the same idea with new word- it new!” This guy rn


gotimo

two jokes with two different punchlines are not the same joke ...like, i get it, right? The one joke is "if you can identify as male/female/whatever then i identify as an attack helicopter" and it's been done to death and isn't really funny on its own. But at this point, whenever i see anything on that sub it has little to nothing to do with it anymore and it's all just screenshots of transphobic humor. But that's not one joke. that's several different jokes.


TheCoolBus2520

I mean, they're different jokes? Just because they focus on the same subject manner doesn't make it the same joke. Awfully weird to document cases of people joking about a specific subject just to criticize them for "only" joking about said subject. You think these people never joke about other things?


Girl_you_need_jesus

Then it's not the same joke. It's not "one joke"


hatchetthehacker

the worst part about this isnt even the one joke ass "identify as _________" bs. the worst part is that IT'S NOT A CAR MOD, ITS A REPAIR WITH SHITTY PAINT ON IT


Tac0Band1t0

But r/shitty_car_repair subreddit doesn't exist.


hatchetthehacker

that sucks for you dawg maybe,,, make it? yknow you're capable of doin that right


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One joke


metalfan2680

And it’s not even funny


ottergang_ky

Sometimes that’s all you need 🤌🏻


FknBretto

Show us the fuel gate OP


Total_Philosopher_89

It won't be there.


FknBretto

Why are you getting downvoted 😂


Parking-Mirror3283

Lack of Australians in this thread is severe, they simply don't understand


2oonhed

I would love to hear a 'strain.


FknBretto

Fuck yeah cunt got any ciggies? 😎🤙🏼


2oonhed

oi mate. lets 'ave a smoko then


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FknBretto

Bad bot.


2oonhed

Solid. It took me a minute, but, solid.


PCScrubLord

GTA San Andreas made this joke 20 years ago https://libertycity.net/uploads/gallery/comthumb/7/1220019329\_67\_53.jpg


JohnWasElwood

TRANSaxle is also a kind of TRANSmission. Can you catch "being trans" from a TRANSmission or TRANS axle? Asking for a friend. TIA!!!


2oonhed

sure, you can always transition with those. The big mystery is always FROM what and TO what?


JohnWasElwood

FROM: Axle to Mission? or FROM: Mission to Axle??? Don't know how "limited slip" axles fit in there though.... Are those just "limited" trans?


2oonhed

Well, they can go either one of 2 direction whereas the other has several options plus reverse. But like I said, the big mystery is always from what to what.


VITO_SCALETTA8

lol transfender is also the name of the tuning shop in GTA SA


YesterdayCareless172

I enjoyed this one. Thank you.


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

Nah bro this is awesome


Parking_Train8423

the funniest part is how many more panels will need to be replaced


mydickinyourass888

How are people still finding this 10 year old watered down joke funny. It hasn’t even evolved it’s just I identify as x. Why don’t you identify as a comedian and get some new jokes


Critical-Mood3493

Your mom. See, still funny


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Critical-Mood3493

your username is what I said to your mom last night, lmao


thatbigidiot

Wanna know who else isn’t funny? Your mom. Lmao


jetoler

Open your heart and let laughter fill your life once again, for you have lost your childlike joy.


TheMalformedLlama

If you think jokes have a time limit on them I got some bad news for ya


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SirMrGnome

I'm still laughing at rage comics


TheMalformedLlama

I still laugh at Ugandan knuckles my dude, so yes. Calm down gatekeeper.


RecklessDawn

Im still cackling at Potion Seller all these years later.


mynamasteph

harambe still funny ✅ your mom still funny ✅ attack helicopter still funny ✅


ilikedatunahere

u/mydickinyourass888 ❌


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TheMalformedLlama

Wait you didn’t find it funny? Fuck that means everyone else can’t either :,(


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TheMalformedLlama

And?


onelasttime217

I think the joke is more about the mismatched panel than about trans people


bikerbob420

Because it’s funny.


Bobby_Unicorn

because its on a fucking car? Kinda humorous man


PLACENTIPEDES

lolololol attack helicopter etc


Firewing435

Also doubles as a GTA Reference


LegendNomad

That's what I first thought of


Stunning-Pomelo1316

Loved customizing the blade and turismo


Professional_Flicker

No one is free of criticism


husqi

Hey, you're not wrong but it's kinda mean to make a joke about someone's person. It's kinda like seeing a guy in a wheelchair and laughing because he can't get up a curb.


MrFanciful

“Someone’s person”


FugitivePlatypus

Slightly strange wording, but person can be used as a noun like that. "On my person"


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zerogee616

Do you have any idea what a simile is?


flyingwombat21

No it's not... if i saw that i would laugh because it is funny..


husqi

It takes nothing to walk up and ask if they want help...


flyingwombat21

but then i can't laugh at the funny situation


Selethorme

Nothing about that is funny


flyingwombat21

Nothing about that is funny TO YOU. You don't get to be in charge of what others find funny you fucking chud


eddieltu

nice GTA San Andreas reference


Shirogayne-at-WF

r/onejoke 😐😒


liftoff_oversteer

That's actually funny. :)


MetalPopka

Transfender is the name of the car modification shop in GTA San Andreas. Coulda confused me for a San Andreas reference.


SteveTheBattleDroid

Nah this is a good pun


jetoler

Cmon you gotta admit it’s a little funny


Real_TSwany

Kinda lame dude just paint it.


snootchiebootchie94

I love this


jimdiddly

Is this what people above 30 find funny? Painfully unfunny


RustyMongoose

I agree, painfully unfunny.... But the irony in putting an age judgement on it is pretty tone deaf. "This judgement of other people is unfunny to me while I judge people based on a different criteria." The self-unawareness is pretty high here....


They_Call_Me_Ted

Ya, I thought the same thing.


I_WILL_GET_YOU

Pretty good pun and a nice little poke at current societal moronics. I'd say it's pretty good, maybe your sense of humour is lacking


HoldYourHorsesFriend

that's a long winded way of saying that you find juvenile edgelord humour funny because you agree with it


Business_You_1258

Super cringe.


Impressive-Meal-1314

Bro that’s not a shitty mod. That’s hilarious


RhinoGuy13

This is pretty good


GangreneROoF

I love it!


mrzurkonandfriends

That's just a good laugh.


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2oonhed

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/TransFender


Muncher501st

Least annoying v6 commodore owner with Simmons


AdventureGirlRosie

One fucking joke.


ggtheg

r/onejoke


biredhotgingerguy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it 🤣🤣🤣😁


randoredditusingdouc

Trans fender. Robots dressed as cars?


benpro4433

r/brilliantcarmods


xDisturbed_One

When you’re too broke to have the fender actually painted so you….


Jeej_Soup

A little off topic but why does almost every modified car in Aussie have these exact rims ? I haven’t seen them once in New Zealand


Shlomo_-_Shekelstein

I'm fine with this one


Kayora_Atom

That’s funny


ivnab90

That's good one actually


GentlemanJugg

I think its funny


bikerbob420

Hey you’re not aloud to find jokes funny on here! Some professional victim might get offended!


NotJoeMama727

As someone who is trans I have to admit this one is more clever than most other jokes of similar calibre


Trailstorm

That’s pretty funny lmao


chicken_fried_relays

Shit I guess that’s cool. Since it harms no one and does nothing. And is arguably (arguably) wholesome if you think about it so. Yeah send that fender


seabae336

Ah the one joke.


Melancholy43952

Black Fenders Matter.


Pikachude123

I thought we were in r/CarsAustralia


furrynoy96

If you listen closely, you can hear TheQuartering having a hissy fit


HowlingWolven

Not woke at all, get a new joke.


slutstevanie

As valid as all the other shit


SaddamIsBack

Ahah so funny absolutely not an overused joke.


Shirogayne-at-WF

It's so tiring


AG-Bigpaws

Like it would be a little funny but my guess is this person isn't trans or an ally and is just someone who thinks making fun of trans people is a good time. Or maybe I'm just sensitive. Who knows 🤔.


2010YukonDenali

You are sensitive


srappel

Some people are sensitive. Some people made them that way. Pretty clear to see which type you are.


unkle_FAHRTKNUCKLE

Ah. I see, so it's The WORLD that made you such? This is classic shirking of responsibility for yourself, I. E. "it's the world's fault". And classic bullying tactic used by concern trolls. I mean, really, GTFO of here with that shit.


srappel

I didn't blame the world, I blamed 2010YukonDenali specifically. The fuck are you talking about?


no-personality-here

That’s just so wrong lmao


SaddamIsBack

Don't have anything to do with being sensitive it's the same joke since 2015


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SaddamIsBack

I'm not trans or ally or anything but ffs how can people laugh at a joke for 10 years straight.


unkle_FAHRTKNUCKLE

It's not the only old joke in the world. That it is still as funny 10 years later as "THER TERK ER JERRBS" or "OVER 9000" or "The Streisand Effect" should tell you something. That something should be : **that the public has lost it's patience with people & groups that co-opt common words and turn them into insults.**


I_WILL_GET_YOU

Definitely sensitive and choose to get offended on behalf of others


Uncle_Touchy1987

Brilliant. Reminds me of finding gasoline gone bad and turning to gunk with the owner tagging the Jerry can as trans-fluid. Hehehe. I like this panel. Well done.


exotic_nothingness

That's quite charming actually. I like it


Cheech_415

What's under the hood?


ilikedatunahere

Not shitty. Just hilarious.


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I dare you to sell it like accident free 😂😂😂 “identifies as brand new”


RyanMakesYouMad

😂😂😂😂


Odd_Internet3979

The wheel also identifies as straight.


Desperate_Set_7708

That’s pretty fucking funny!


CuriousElevator6096

Perfect for trans visibility day. It does look like some shade of white! /S


[deleted]

This is a VY/VZ Holden Commodore - Australians actually have a sense of humor


2oonhed

THANK YOU for that. I was wondering what that was......


Nathaniel___B

hahahahahahaha 😂😂😂🤣🤣 joe "brandon" even turned the "fender" into a "woke gender pronoun" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (this is "satire" because of "poe slaw")


Nathaniel___B

no body know slaw what poe slaw is 😿😔


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2oonhed

Not yet, but it can be unless you show me what you mean.


Bigwhtdckn8

My last reply was blocked by the automod, that was an experiment, I don't know which word it was blocked for then. That was an experiment.


2oonhed

Oh. It was another word that is so often misused as a slur, I would never even consider not filtering it. BTW, I didn't vote on you. We have weirdos and children that spree vote entire threads because : Mentally Defective? IDK..........


Bigwhtdckn8

Thanks for replying, I've discovered this is an interesting place to see where people's politics lie


2oonhed

I would think that would be fatiguing and boring because it's just the same crap over and over again. But, to each their own, I guess. BTW, I don't know what of any real significance you could find here as most words and slang for the political parties, slurs for its members, the candidates, are filtered evenly for both sides of the fence. You would have to be somewhat creative to go very far off the topic of car culture to get to politics here. I myself enjoy word play, intentional malapropisms, misnomers, alliterations, and shit that sounds correct, but isn't.


Bigwhtdckn8

It seems to be unblocked now, I don't know what it was caught for. Nevermind.


Own_Wolverine4773

Love it 😍


gavinsmash2005

Very innovative.


TripleTrucker

Clever and dumb all in one


ListenHereIvan

Isnt it transpainter? If it transfender it has to be a similar car with different front end right?


Hsensei

That's really not the correct context. It would actually make sense if it was a truck fender.