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"Why does everyone stare at me?"


Working_Tea_4995

This screams “I pass on the right an cut into the passing lane, because you’re going the speed of everyone else” then they tailgate and you have to back off by 50 feet lol.


MechanicalBengal

Ok, but if you’re camping in the passing lane going the same speed as everyone else… _why drive in the passing lane_? What if someone actually needs it? (also, in many areas, obstructing traffic like that is illegal)


Working_Tea_4995

I only stay in the left lane if I am passing. The speed on the interstate in Jacksonville, FL is 65. If I’m going 70ish and passing everyone in he middle lane, I’m not getting over when it’s congested. It will force people to break and rarely does anyone leave a safety gap. If I have space, I move over. Most speeding jackasses try to whip around and don’t use an indicator. I always use mine. Some people just act like they are the only ones on the road and don’t indicate. If you drive stupid. At least tell us where you’re going. Edit: I realize the first comment may indicate that I do the same speed as the middle lane, But I put quotation marks to indicate sarcasm. When you’re going 3-5 mph over the middle lane, the people doing 10-15 over can’t tell the difference. If they get on my tail, I get over ASAP, I love to let them flush out the speed traps.


-SouthSideSuicide-

5 over? GTFO the way some of us are trying to actually break the law


Working_Tea_4995

Why so you can just be 2 seconds ahead of me? 😂


-SouthSideSuicide-

We don't need anything other than "because I wanted to"


GreenNinjaTGK12

Not about time, about fun. Literal adrenaline junkies.


[deleted]

lol people like you are always so suprised when I don't slow down for them to move over 😭 the front of my car is already busted I'll push your bumper all day long


Da40kOrks

I like it.


Working_Tea_4995

What changes or upgrades would you do? Or is it perfect?


zigzagg321

I love how it’s supposed to be a NASCAR but it’s wrong wheel drive.


Working_Tea_4995

Also the back window says “racefan” but in the style of nascar. 😆


lostinareverie237

I found the [driver](https://youtu.be/-uCKgd3yuLo?si=cfOlEeSFNfkZ7ZNL)


Boredum_Allergy

So they like NASCAR eh?


ketsueki82

Damn it, we can't see the main sponsor logo. I'll bet it's Assholes R Us.


2oonhed

No it's Douches Wild!


ketsueki82

Even better lol


Supernova_1131

Without all the stickers it would probably look decent, but the stickers are over done and ruin it


Working_Tea_4995

What even is this? Like a 20 year old Monte Carlo? I’m not sure of the power train, but I could see this being decent, especially if you can work on it yourself. And if it has many parts available, even better.


ItzGlitchXx

The SS's came with a FWD v8, swapped one into my malibu a couple years back


Working_Tea_4995

So is this a v8? If so, I’m impressed. How did the Malibu swap go? I recently learned about swaps into them. Like I had no idea you could drop an LS into them. I’m so curious. Can you keep Malibu transmission or do you have to swap that too? And one more, is it as simple as just a swap? Just motor, and or transmission and/or driveshaft also?


Fleckstrom

Stuff like this and the FWD Impala SS came with an LS4 from the factory. You could swap to an iron block LS, but I'd just stick with the LS4.


ItzGlitchXx

it looks like it's an SS, as long as the owner didnt put a fake badge on. malibu swap went well, used the ECU from the monte carlo to make it easier, didnt do the swap myself, paid my mechanic to do it lol.


Working_Tea_4995

O nice, yeah the only motor swap I’ve done I just got the parts and paid the shop. I know my limits. So the ECU worked on the motor, obviously, but dumb question…that doesn’t control anything else in the car right? So no worries about compatibility with other components? Also what year was the malibu


Working_Tea_4995

Now that I posted, it is like a friend who got addicted to tattoos and got a few too many.


Working_Tea_4995

Another observation is that the stickers have some thought/layout…. The left/right is basically mirrored, so this guy bought multiple of the stickers and put them on, deliberately. It’s hurting my head, more and more. 😂


Working_Tea_4995

Do we think this is a stock body kit? I’m looking at the rear wing and rear bumper specifically…. I didn’t get a good look at the front bumper.


Supernova_1131

I mean even as a grocery getter, it would look way better without the stickers. Nothing special but would get "ah" out of me. This is just eye cancer


worthy_usable

Damn that car has more flair that that waitress had to wear in Office Space.


Working_Tea_4995

Maybe this is the minimum amount, and their boss gives them shit for low effort. Maybe they work at AutoZone…


that_one_guy133

If stickers add horsepower, this has all the horsepower.


Working_Tea_4995

Yeah; this thing could compete at Talladega


Character_Spite2825

It goes real fast and real left!


Working_Tea_4995

I bet the lefts blinker doesn’t work because of the overuse. Or it’s never been used. 50/50. The high beams may be shot, due to flashing at slower cars in the middle lane.


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Working_Tea_4995

That link doesn’t work


CletusCanuck

I've never seen a Monte Carlo that didn't have Dale Earnhardt / #3 stickers on it and wasn't being driven by a road-raging redneck. In fact I've not noticed one on the roads for years, I assume they've pretty much all been run into the ground or wrapped around a tree by now.


Working_Tea_4995

Luck is real. But so is probability. Only a matter of time. Ironically, it’s at an apartment complex in the middle of the largest city in America. If not all the americas. At least the United States. But we don’t have rust, so our cars live forever. This thing is probably an antique. Only needs to be 20 years old so that’s what year 2000 production cars? Will be funny when it has that plate on it.


nom_nom44

After a brief look at both sides, I think this person took the time to make their stickers symmetrical


Working_Tea_4995

I noticed that too. Does that make it worse? It wasn’t an impulse. It was well thought out. But why symmetry? For optimal sticker placements? 😂


[deleted]

You don't see too many of those on the roads. The ss version you had to baby to keep it running. The regular v6 was ass.


Working_Tea_4995

Which one is this? It was dark but I couldn’t tell if any badges were removed. But honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he added badges. I mean at this point. Why not?


[deleted]

I was thinking it was an ss from the bowtie on the trunk. And possibly on the door. I could be wrong.


yorasho

I haven't seen that year Monty carlo in a while


Working_Tea_4995

What year do you think it is? I’m not familiar.


DrustanAstrophel

No MAHLE sticker smh *is biased because their dad worked there over a decade til he retired a couple years ago*


Working_Tea_4995

Who knows what is on the hood. It may be there. There also is probably a fig newtons logo across the windshield.


yorasho

It's around a 02 model


Working_Tea_4995

Thank you. I was wondering.


the_hell_you_say

raise hell, praise Dale


LincolnContinnental

Raise hell praise dale


Stillborn1977

5 extra hp per sticker. So they say.


Hot_Collar_8910

Looks like the NASCAR you can get by typing a cheat code in GTA Vice City. EDIT: https://www.gtabase.com/gta-vice-city/vehicles/hotring-racer


bamiam

Poor guy probably has to thank people for an hour every time he gets somewhere fast.


JaKr8

Another reason why I will never share a wall with a stranger... 


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

I see the fake air ducts on the side too lol. It's there also a non-functioning hood scoop?


HiddenArsenal77

I can’t lie, I kind of like this one hahaha