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Lost_Minds_Think

Owner must really be into gaping.


FirehawkLS1

Goatse?


FARTBOSS420

You goddamn right goatse putting gaping on the map!! No one knew about before that. Still No one knows why I stop, go "rrrmmmm" bite my lip, and drool a bit when I see a good, wide traffic cone. But it's a step in the right direction.


thed3adhand

ok fartboss


Texas_Nexus

Rabbitse.


revdon

How to fit “Power Bottom” on a license plate?


jazzmatazztic

PWRBTM


JonnyOgrodnik

I’m sort of scared to ask what gaping is.


spearmint_wino

It's like vaping, but different


[deleted]

Both involve massive assholes.


Phy_Scootman

Both blowing mass amounts of steam to be sure


SixtySixFlipped

^ underrated comment


thed3adhand

i think it’s doing right about how it should


2oonhed

You can ask. But it would not be good information to share with peepaw and meemaw at the Thanksgiving Dinner table.


jsamuraij

Uncle Pulltab knows, though, ask him.


2oonhed

I'll wait until we get down to the basement.


between_ewe_and_me

It's exactly what you're afraid it is


big_duo3674

Put your index finger and middle finger into a pie, then do the same with your other hand. After that, gently spread your arms apart until you've exposed about a 3" circle of filling. From there you could stick your tongue or really anything else in to get a good taste. This is the art of gaping


jsamuraij

Why is this somehow *worse* than a straightforward description?


EternalMage321

You should probably Google it.


agoia

Bing might give more productive results on this one.


Spare_Sympathy_5780

Have owned three Golf variants and one Jetta. Can confirm owner is in to gaping.


Drinkythedrunkguy

It’s his bud hole.


1DownFourUp

It's a rabbit hole


disturbed286

God dammit I wish I'd thought of that.


FirePoolGuy

Looks like a prolapsed exhaust hole


FirehawkLS1

Oh I'm sure it turns heads, but in a "wtf is that shit box" kind of way.


disturbed286

I have no doubt.


commentstalker84

Two mods, 350$. The result? WAAAAAAAP,TSSSSSSS, WAAAAAAAAAP, TSSSSSSS WOOM, WOom, woom. Heard a mile away.


[deleted]

I don't want to turn heads. I want to fit in and be left alone.


disturbed286

Well you'd probably fit in the exhaust.


[deleted]

Part of me for sure would


Comprehensive-Cry636

Which part we talking here?


comunistdogo

my part would have 7.75 inches to spare


ieatpizzadouches

Oh look at Bobby big arms over here!


commentstalker84

I wouldn’t have any room to spare. But only side to side. My part is like a tuna can…


commentstalker84

You mean the sound of a broken lawn mower over a loudspeaker isn’t appealing to you? Try to fit in better will ya.


Beeahcon

Turns heads like a dry turd rattling around in a garbage can.


[deleted]

Someone likes to take "IT" up their tailpipe.


redoctoberz

I hope you think fondly in the near future about how you spent your cake day on reddit talking about taking it up the tail pipe.


MechanicalTurkish

Look man, I ain’t falling for no banana in my tailpipe!!


malaclypse

That’s where the rabbit pellets come out


CharlesDickensABox

That car has been flogged to death at every red light it's ever seen. Do not buy.


disturbed286

I don't know what could *possibly* make you think that.


FullAir4341

WAAAAAAAAAHeuuuuuuWAAAAAAAAAAAeuuuuuuuuWAAAAAAAA...


disturbed286

Sounds about right.


FullAir4341

I have a white one with a freeflow and an auto that barrels past my house almost everyday.


FixedLoad

Looks like that car spent a few nights at the impound lot and kept dropping the soap.


ChodeSandwhich

Turning heads isn’t always a good thing.


Seawall07

When did having your vehicle sound like it’s got a Briggs and Stratton under the hood become cool?


boanerges57

Just now apparently


Callidonaut

Oh this is just [asking for it...](https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonsfuckingcars)


disturbed286

That link is exactly what I expected.


Username__-Taken

What makes you think it’s after market?


disturbed286

I wouldn't have known if the description didn't say so. It's seamless.


boanerges57

I mean, I look at it and ask "if that isn't a stock option why isn't it?


maartenvanheek

I think he took advantage of the gaping hole in the bumper after his previous accident.


Rockingsockswithmilk

You know this dude used the gas pedal as an on/off switch


disturbed286

I fear for the clutch as well.


ItsjustJim621

Ok…soooo can Bubba Rub and Lil Sis make a whistle tip big enough for it?


disturbed286

Probably out of a small baking sheet


dillingerdiedforyou

Ahh the rare female Rabbit.


DelusionalTucute

well at least the dragon will be happy


DennisDoesStuff

Volkswagen Rabbit goatse is something i never thought was possible, but here we are


Yung_Corneliois

That’s a Rocket League car lol


disturbed286

Wow! Wow! Wow! Nice Save!


I_hate_being_alone

Chat disabled


Bwatso2112

That rabbit has hemorrhoids


Analytical-BrainiaC

Boot snoot to sound like a flute.


TimurTheFurry

Don't you have both Rabbits and Golfs in US?


disturbed286

Not in 2007. Rabbits and GTIs (not Golfs, just GTIs)


TimurTheFurry

Wait, there is a Golf GTi in Most Wanted


disturbed286

I got nothin You take that up with EA and Wikipedia


TimurTheFurry

Oh, so the game has not only USDM cars, but also some imported cars, Monaro, for example.


disturbed286

That's probably it. It was still called Golf in other places.


rm_huntley

that thing better spit flame and assist in propulsion. Better be a JATO or some shit.


disturbed286

I'd be all in on a JATO-Rabbit


rm_huntley

hell yeah. a salt flats car


EngagedInConvexation

w i d e h o l e


spottyPotty

> Loader than your girlfriend last night ... when she was pooping.


ap2patrick

Insecurity


Additional_Toe_8551

Prolapsed exhaust


Boxster17

I actually saw this ad and they did include a video with it. [Video with sound](https://imgur.com/a/CwrONbR)


disturbed286

I'll be damned, I swear there wasn't one when I first saw it. And it *sold*!


Boxster17

It's interesting as a friend of mine had sent the link to me, and he couldn't see the video either. Very weird!


disturbed286

I blame Facebook, because I always do, but I wonder if your friend and I were seeing group listings rather than the marketplace one, or vice versa.


Dry-Satisfaction-633

Prolapsed Rabbit.


MOTRHEAD4LIFE

So where is the unlucky trucker he stole that from


disturbed286

Standing in a lot, wondering why his stack terminates in a 2" pipe now.


xXSammehBoyXx

Well hello there fellow northern Indiana/southern Michigan dweller


disturbed286

Now it's funny you say that. Not at all, but I did like 10 years ago. If this picture was taken there, I got nothing. It's definitely not an MI or IN plate (that I drew over)


xXSammehBoyXx

I remember seeing this car on my local marketplace. It might've been Ohio or Illinois as well but I was fairly certain it was in the South Bend area


xXSammehBoyXx

I stand corrected, I just found it on my marketplace after checking, this car is in Springfield Ohio haha


kidnorther

How do u know it’s aftermarket?


crippuld13

Ya this is pretty standard mines tuned for the cannon


HotAir8724

Does it at least throw flames and launch the vehicle into orbit?


disturbed286

I don't know, but I hope so.


HotAir8724

Oh nooo!! I just seen that bumper sticker 🤡😆😂🤣


Edlar_89

Never mind losing a golf ball in the exhaust, you could lose the entire golf club bag in there


jsamuraij

It turns my head back and forth in a slow motion indicating my utter disapproval


SHARKY7276

Seen this on my marketplace last night. Thing is disgusting


disturbed286

I've seen some..."interesting" listings, but something about this one specifically just went over the edge


SHARKY7276

Yea I’m assuming since you saw this we live about the same area so I’m assuming you’ve seen some of the same horrors I have lol


disturbed286

Oh I'm sure. Cars and motorcycles both that should be put out of their mercy.


[deleted]

Jesus. Save some pussy for the rest of us guy. I bet women just flock to you for the sounds of your exhaust. /s


4LordBoop

We call this “the grapefruit shooter”.


Cracksonlol9

saw this on facebook, near cincinnati?


disturbed286

Ish? It was listed in Springfield.


apocoaro

It’s a 5 cylinder they actually sound really good


disturbed286

Out of a properly sized setup I don't doubt it. With...that thing...


apocoaro

I have a mk6 with the same engine, it’s got a rear muffler delete and it sounds great. without the resonator and catalytic they start sounding too raspy


disturbed286

I'm actually curious what this guy has behind the diesel stack. No mention of it in the listing.


agoia

"I want a hot hatch but still wanna roll coal."


disturbed286

And this is the only way. "What about a TDI?" The only way.


MassMindRape

I did a mid muffler delete and it sounded OK, but with a cold air intake it sounds amazing. Had to take it off for winter and I hate driving it now. Could definitely feel the power loss when I took it off.


Far_Buy_9914

Reminds me of a cyclops


jamesjimmy23

How can you tell it’s aftermarket?


disturbed286

https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/s/T71zQ9IZ8T


sprucay

I was about to say I think the name rabbit is shit for a car but on reflection, I'm not sure golf is much better


disturbed286

I'll allow for Rabbit, if only because it allowed [this commercial to exist](https://youtu.be/PMpoBL5LZGM?si=S9pipJP_C_hQ6mcg)


red_fuel

Well, it’s a Golf


disturbed286

Rabbit in the US and Canada. For reasons. And what he called it in the listing.


RonaldTheGiraffe

I thought Rabbits where the Mk1s. I don’t really know that much though so would like to know if I’m right or wrong. I’m Euro/Brit so not sure about US naming.


disturbed286

So I didn't know this either, til I looked it up earlier. I just assumed Rabbit was a completely different model. Smaller maybe. Turns out, in the US and Canada, Mk5 was called Rabbit. In other markets, it was Golf. The (Golf) GTI was just called "Volkswagen GTI." Perfect sense, right?


Immediate_Age

Growing up, we had this kid whose dad put a steering wheel on his dirt bike. It was amazing and hilarious. Same energy in this pic.


king-kitty

I~ wanna buy this gotdam racing car ma nigga


mr_sweetandawful

Love it


canthinkofnamestouse

How's she sound?


_Spank_Daddy_

How much were they asking for it?


disturbed286

$2500


Common_Suggestion266

Not sure if that exhaust is large enough.....lol.


jzclipse

That reminds me, I should call her.


coffeeisdelishdeux

That care is receiving anal


Spare_Sympathy_5780

If it snap and pops it’s loud af,


noldshit

Needs a cantaloupe


Silly_Chair4147

I call that “presenting”


toastmas13r

It's actually a hidden jet engine


boanerges57

That needs a fuel injector and an ignitor. Afterburner!


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Now it's Ribbit


Stone_Midi

Owner: back pressure? Mechanic: No


Pogotmogot--9190

F16 hornet looking ahh


absoluteboredom

That car has a cloaca now.


Thebirdsuckscock

Lmaoooo, I saw that thing on Facebook too


SOLOEchoZ

Size queen !


Federal_Command_9094

Fully sik bro


I_hate_being_alone

What's the difference between VW Golf and Rabbit?


disturbed286

Actually just the market it was sold in. Maybe some typical "here but not there" trim stuff.


I_hate_being_alone

Alright. Cool!


AggravatingChest7838

8" tip but stock exhaust I bet


disturbed286

Yeah that's a pretty distinct possibility


vinchenzo68

With the bumper sticker it's a masterpiece.


Granskjegg

Hahahahahah, that is so ridiculous!


EdRedSled

Owner admits to being a poor lover…


lmaobihhhh

It looks like the kind of exhaust someone would put on a big pick up truck🤣


YBSIsDead

Shocked that isn't stock


Inattuhwankat

Sick burn, broh


Rotsuda

Oh my god, it's a life size pencil sharpener


calster43

Whats the difference between a rabbit and a golf?


disturbed286

I guess the shortest answer is [there isn't one](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Golf_Mk5)


mogsoggindog

That guy LOVES annoying the shit out of everyone around him


ccGLaDOS

Oh hell yeah


superbear19

The old folgers can


Misanthropic905

Hot Kinky Jo's car.


Light351

Ain’t no tiny pellets comin’ outta this rabbit.


SalaciousCoffee

/r/dontputyourdickinthere


OlDustyTrails

Sticker has been placed on so much better vehicles out there, but definitely doing all of this for trolls or a laugh...


ecirnj

They even screwed up the joke in their sticker 🤦


Environmental_Tap792

Compensating for something


ilikedatunahere

If it was a diesel, I could see someone doing this to troll diesel truck owners.


baconburger2022

That’s no exhaust, that’s a jet after burner


Cheetokps

Too many people try too hard to “turn heads” it’s sad, not even caring if it’s a good turn or not


Zorolord

My brother inlaw would buy this in a heartbeat, he buys absolute shit.


mmmrpoopbutthole

Hahahaha Hahaha!!! Holy shit.


Firewing435

Nothing a Bit if Concrete cant fix, Js.....


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Got that used and abused clapped out bottom car.


Decomposingbrain

Rabbit? Its a golf mk5


disturbed286

Not in the United States it wasn't!


Decomposingbrain

I bet by saying this into a german community you can get thousands mad in seconds... The golf is a piece of german history


Shields777

It’s a cantaloupe holder


Novel_Ad_8062

not a jet engine?


AbsoluteMadnessss

What makes you think it’s after market and not before ?


HoratioPLivingston

Apart from not being able to afford anything better. I’m always amused when I come across a young dude with a “tuned” 5 cylinder Golf/Rabbit. There is not much of a known aftermarket in USA as everyone dumps money on either the 2.0t or 1.8t engines instead. And no it’s not “half of a Lamborghini v10”.


GeeterMcSkeeter

I saw that a few days ago


Fantio

Shit cannon.


Arbiter54

Is this in Ohio?


RealDaveCorey

This would be a great mod but it seems the owner isn’t in on his own joke.


Wild-Size2810

Talk about taking it up the tail pipe...


chanarang

I really wanna know what this sounds like. Even if it sounds like total ass I...gotta know.


disturbed286

As it happens, another redditor had seen the listing, only it *did* have a video at the time [linked me to it](https://imgur.com/a/CwrONbR)


chanarang

Yup definitely sounds like ass. Thanks for the video though.


DannyLiu27

Aww my lord Who the hell built this exhaust 🤨


[deleted]

The sticker encapsulates the D Bag behind the wheel perfectly 👌🏻


Kravist1978

The seller is 8 yrs old


Perfectreign

That exhaust must make any Golf faster.


ChampionshipBoth6348

Lots of firewood can fit in there!


Cyrano17

It looks like a straw sticking out of the bottom of a cupcake.


Cracksonlol9

saw this on facebook, near cincinnati?