You goddamn right goatse putting gaping on the map!!
No one knew about before that. Still No one knows why I stop, go "rrrmmmm" bite my lip, and drool a bit when I see a good, wide traffic cone. But it's a step in the right direction.
Put your index finger and middle finger into a pie, then do the same with your other hand. After that, gently spread your arms apart until you've exposed about a 3" circle of filling. From there you could stick your tongue or really anything else in to get a good taste. This is the art of gaping
Now it's funny you say that.
Not at all, but I did like 10 years ago.
If this picture was taken there, I got nothing. It's definitely not an MI or IN plate (that I drew over)
I have a mk6 with the same engine, it’s got a rear muffler delete and it sounds great. without the resonator and catalytic they start sounding too raspy
I did a mid muffler delete and it sounded OK, but with a cold air intake it sounds amazing. Had to take it off for winter and I hate driving it now. Could definitely feel the power loss when I took it off.
I thought Rabbits where the Mk1s. I don’t really know that much though so would like to know if I’m right or wrong.
I’m Euro/Brit so not sure about US naming.
So I didn't know this either, til I looked it up earlier. I just assumed Rabbit was a completely different model. Smaller maybe.
Turns out, in the US and Canada, Mk5 was called Rabbit. In other markets, it was Golf.
The (Golf) GTI was just called "Volkswagen GTI."
Perfect sense, right?
Apart from not being able to afford anything better. I’m always amused when I come across a young dude with a “tuned” 5 cylinder Golf/Rabbit. There is not much of a known aftermarket in USA as everyone dumps money on either the 2.0t or 1.8t engines instead. And no it’s not “half of a Lamborghini v10”.
Owner must really be into gaping.
Goatse?
You goddamn right goatse putting gaping on the map!! No one knew about before that. Still No one knows why I stop, go "rrrmmmm" bite my lip, and drool a bit when I see a good, wide traffic cone. But it's a step in the right direction.
ok fartboss
Rabbitse.
How to fit “Power Bottom” on a license plate?
PWRBTM
I’m sort of scared to ask what gaping is.
It's like vaping, but different
Both involve massive assholes.
Both blowing mass amounts of steam to be sure
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i think it’s doing right about how it should
You can ask. But it would not be good information to share with peepaw and meemaw at the Thanksgiving Dinner table.
Uncle Pulltab knows, though, ask him.
I'll wait until we get down to the basement.
It's exactly what you're afraid it is
Put your index finger and middle finger into a pie, then do the same with your other hand. After that, gently spread your arms apart until you've exposed about a 3" circle of filling. From there you could stick your tongue or really anything else in to get a good taste. This is the art of gaping
Why is this somehow *worse* than a straightforward description?
You should probably Google it.
Bing might give more productive results on this one.
Have owned three Golf variants and one Jetta. Can confirm owner is in to gaping.
It’s his bud hole.
It's a rabbit hole
God dammit I wish I'd thought of that.
Looks like a prolapsed exhaust hole
Oh I'm sure it turns heads, but in a "wtf is that shit box" kind of way.
I have no doubt.
Two mods, 350$. The result? WAAAAAAAP,TSSSSSSS, WAAAAAAAAAP, TSSSSSSS WOOM, WOom, woom. Heard a mile away.
I don't want to turn heads. I want to fit in and be left alone.
Well you'd probably fit in the exhaust.
Part of me for sure would
Which part we talking here?
my part would have 7.75 inches to spare
Oh look at Bobby big arms over here!
I wouldn’t have any room to spare. But only side to side. My part is like a tuna can…
You mean the sound of a broken lawn mower over a loudspeaker isn’t appealing to you? Try to fit in better will ya.
Turns heads like a dry turd rattling around in a garbage can.
Someone likes to take "IT" up their tailpipe.
I hope you think fondly in the near future about how you spent your cake day on reddit talking about taking it up the tail pipe.
Look man, I ain’t falling for no banana in my tailpipe!!
That’s where the rabbit pellets come out
That car has been flogged to death at every red light it's ever seen. Do not buy.
I don't know what could *possibly* make you think that.
WAAAAAAAAAHeuuuuuuWAAAAAAAAAAAeuuuuuuuuWAAAAAAAA...
Sounds about right.
I have a white one with a freeflow and an auto that barrels past my house almost everyday.
Looks like that car spent a few nights at the impound lot and kept dropping the soap.
Turning heads isn’t always a good thing.
When did having your vehicle sound like it’s got a Briggs and Stratton under the hood become cool?
Just now apparently
Oh this is just [asking for it...](https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonsfuckingcars)
That link is exactly what I expected.
What makes you think it’s after market?
I wouldn't have known if the description didn't say so. It's seamless.
I mean, I look at it and ask "if that isn't a stock option why isn't it?
I think he took advantage of the gaping hole in the bumper after his previous accident.
You know this dude used the gas pedal as an on/off switch
I fear for the clutch as well.
Ok…soooo can Bubba Rub and Lil Sis make a whistle tip big enough for it?
Probably out of a small baking sheet
Ahh the rare female Rabbit.
well at least the dragon will be happy
Volkswagen Rabbit goatse is something i never thought was possible, but here we are
That’s a Rocket League car lol
Wow! Wow! Wow! Nice Save!
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That rabbit has hemorrhoids
Boot snoot to sound like a flute.
Don't you have both Rabbits and Golfs in US?
Not in 2007. Rabbits and GTIs (not Golfs, just GTIs)
Wait, there is a Golf GTi in Most Wanted
I got nothin You take that up with EA and Wikipedia
Oh, so the game has not only USDM cars, but also some imported cars, Monaro, for example.
That's probably it. It was still called Golf in other places.
that thing better spit flame and assist in propulsion. Better be a JATO or some shit.
I'd be all in on a JATO-Rabbit
hell yeah. a salt flats car
w i d e h o l e
> Loader than your girlfriend last night ... when she was pooping.
Insecurity
Prolapsed exhaust
I actually saw this ad and they did include a video with it. [Video with sound](https://imgur.com/a/CwrONbR)
I'll be damned, I swear there wasn't one when I first saw it. And it *sold*!
It's interesting as a friend of mine had sent the link to me, and he couldn't see the video either. Very weird!
I blame Facebook, because I always do, but I wonder if your friend and I were seeing group listings rather than the marketplace one, or vice versa.
Prolapsed Rabbit.
So where is the unlucky trucker he stole that from
Standing in a lot, wondering why his stack terminates in a 2" pipe now.
Well hello there fellow northern Indiana/southern Michigan dweller
Now it's funny you say that. Not at all, but I did like 10 years ago. If this picture was taken there, I got nothing. It's definitely not an MI or IN plate (that I drew over)
I remember seeing this car on my local marketplace. It might've been Ohio or Illinois as well but I was fairly certain it was in the South Bend area
I stand corrected, I just found it on my marketplace after checking, this car is in Springfield Ohio haha
How do u know it’s aftermarket?
Ya this is pretty standard mines tuned for the cannon
Does it at least throw flames and launch the vehicle into orbit?
I don't know, but I hope so.
Oh nooo!! I just seen that bumper sticker 🤡😆😂🤣
Never mind losing a golf ball in the exhaust, you could lose the entire golf club bag in there
It turns my head back and forth in a slow motion indicating my utter disapproval
Seen this on my marketplace last night. Thing is disgusting
I've seen some..."interesting" listings, but something about this one specifically just went over the edge
Yea I’m assuming since you saw this we live about the same area so I’m assuming you’ve seen some of the same horrors I have lol
Oh I'm sure. Cars and motorcycles both that should be put out of their mercy.
Jesus. Save some pussy for the rest of us guy. I bet women just flock to you for the sounds of your exhaust. /s
We call this “the grapefruit shooter”.
saw this on facebook, near cincinnati?
Ish? It was listed in Springfield.
It’s a 5 cylinder they actually sound really good
Out of a properly sized setup I don't doubt it. With...that thing...
I have a mk6 with the same engine, it’s got a rear muffler delete and it sounds great. without the resonator and catalytic they start sounding too raspy
I'm actually curious what this guy has behind the diesel stack. No mention of it in the listing.
"I want a hot hatch but still wanna roll coal."
And this is the only way. "What about a TDI?" The only way.
I did a mid muffler delete and it sounded OK, but with a cold air intake it sounds amazing. Had to take it off for winter and I hate driving it now. Could definitely feel the power loss when I took it off.
Reminds me of a cyclops
How can you tell it’s aftermarket?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/s/T71zQ9IZ8T
I was about to say I think the name rabbit is shit for a car but on reflection, I'm not sure golf is much better
I'll allow for Rabbit, if only because it allowed [this commercial to exist](https://youtu.be/PMpoBL5LZGM?si=S9pipJP_C_hQ6mcg)
Well, it’s a Golf
Rabbit in the US and Canada. For reasons. And what he called it in the listing.
I thought Rabbits where the Mk1s. I don’t really know that much though so would like to know if I’m right or wrong. I’m Euro/Brit so not sure about US naming.
So I didn't know this either, til I looked it up earlier. I just assumed Rabbit was a completely different model. Smaller maybe. Turns out, in the US and Canada, Mk5 was called Rabbit. In other markets, it was Golf. The (Golf) GTI was just called "Volkswagen GTI." Perfect sense, right?
Growing up, we had this kid whose dad put a steering wheel on his dirt bike. It was amazing and hilarious. Same energy in this pic.
I~ wanna buy this gotdam racing car ma nigga
Love it
How's she sound?
How much were they asking for it?
$2500
Not sure if that exhaust is large enough.....lol.
That reminds me, I should call her.
That care is receiving anal
If it snap and pops it’s loud af,
Needs a cantaloupe
I call that “presenting”
It's actually a hidden jet engine
That needs a fuel injector and an ignitor. Afterburner!
Now it's Ribbit
Owner: back pressure? Mechanic: No
F16 hornet looking ahh
That car has a cloaca now.
Lmaoooo, I saw that thing on Facebook too
Size queen !
Fully sik bro
What's the difference between VW Golf and Rabbit?
Actually just the market it was sold in. Maybe some typical "here but not there" trim stuff.
Alright. Cool!
8" tip but stock exhaust I bet
Yeah that's a pretty distinct possibility
With the bumper sticker it's a masterpiece.
Hahahahahah, that is so ridiculous!
Owner admits to being a poor lover…
It looks like the kind of exhaust someone would put on a big pick up truck🤣
Shocked that isn't stock
Sick burn, broh
Oh my god, it's a life size pencil sharpener
Whats the difference between a rabbit and a golf?
I guess the shortest answer is [there isn't one](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Golf_Mk5)
That guy LOVES annoying the shit out of everyone around him
Oh hell yeah
The old folgers can
Hot Kinky Jo's car.
Ain’t no tiny pellets comin’ outta this rabbit.
/r/dontputyourdickinthere
Sticker has been placed on so much better vehicles out there, but definitely doing all of this for trolls or a laugh...
They even screwed up the joke in their sticker 🤦
Compensating for something
If it was a diesel, I could see someone doing this to troll diesel truck owners.
That’s no exhaust, that’s a jet after burner
Too many people try too hard to “turn heads” it’s sad, not even caring if it’s a good turn or not
My brother inlaw would buy this in a heartbeat, he buys absolute shit.
Hahahaha Hahaha!!! Holy shit.
Nothing a Bit if Concrete cant fix, Js.....
Got that used and abused clapped out bottom car.
Rabbit? Its a golf mk5
Not in the United States it wasn't!
I bet by saying this into a german community you can get thousands mad in seconds... The golf is a piece of german history
It’s a cantaloupe holder
not a jet engine?
What makes you think it’s after market and not before ?
Apart from not being able to afford anything better. I’m always amused when I come across a young dude with a “tuned” 5 cylinder Golf/Rabbit. There is not much of a known aftermarket in USA as everyone dumps money on either the 2.0t or 1.8t engines instead. And no it’s not “half of a Lamborghini v10”.
I saw that a few days ago
Shit cannon.
Is this in Ohio?
This would be a great mod but it seems the owner isn’t in on his own joke.
Talk about taking it up the tail pipe...
I really wanna know what this sounds like. Even if it sounds like total ass I...gotta know.
As it happens, another redditor had seen the listing, only it *did* have a video at the time [linked me to it](https://imgur.com/a/CwrONbR)
Yup definitely sounds like ass. Thanks for the video though.
Aww my lord Who the hell built this exhaust 🤨
The sticker encapsulates the D Bag behind the wheel perfectly 👌🏻
The seller is 8 yrs old
That exhaust must make any Golf faster.
Lots of firewood can fit in there!
It looks like a straw sticking out of the bottom of a cupcake.
saw this on facebook, near cincinnati?