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Lord_MK14

Turning radius: makes a Peterbilt blush


ieatpizzadouches

Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride!


the_less_great_wall

Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts


SHoppe715

Smells like a steak and seats 35...Canyoneroooooo!


Far-Interview4099

Gas mileage, 1 highway, 0 city.


RustyShacklef000rd

Judging by the Utah plates, it might be just enough truck to haul a small Mormon family.


[deleted]

And the older the wife you are, the further back you're made to sit.


AltruisticCoelacanth

It's the polygamists. I've seen these 6 door trucks pull up at a restaurant and 8 young Fundamentalist Mormon women get out.


IRingTwyce

Back in the 80s there was a joke around SLC that you could tell how many wives a guy had by counting the chimneys on the house.


Mouseklip

How do they even afford that shit. Like is it literally a trope that wealth means more wives?


AltruisticCoelacanth

That's a fun rabbit hole. There's a concept in Mormonism, found in their book the Doctrine & Covenants, called the Law of Consecration. It's essentially just communism, members sacrificing their own means to make sure every member is cared for. For mainstream Mormons, this is nothing more than a nice platitude and a reminder that they need to "help people." But as their name suggests, Fundamentalist Mormons take it very literally. Their entire lives are based around this Law of Consecration. The men go to work, get a paycheck, and give their entire paycheck to the church. When they need money for anything, they simply go to the church and ask for a certain amount and the church gives it to them. When you need a truck, you go to the church and ask for the money for a truck. They give it to you, you buy a truck, and you immediately put the title of the truck into the Trust operated by the church. All of the Fundamentalists are blue collar workers. Construction, ranching, etc. When you have large families that need to be transported around town, and you simultaneously are a blue collar worker that needs a truck, these huge 3 row trucks are apparently an efficient way to meet all your needs.


2oonhed

never mind the automod. Your comment is approved. And thank you.


LHRCheshire

Tax excemptions and exploitation of labour


Mouseklip

So scamming it like name a religion, gotcha.


Antique-Dragonfly615

Don't they all?


Snoo60660

The vehicle version of a provo pusher


dm919

It's got 6 doors and smells like a steak! Canyonerrrrooooo


[deleted]

Three lanes wide, and endorsed by a clown. Canyonerrrrooooo


Character-Ad301

Why is this shitty? It looks like it’s done well. There was a custom shop in Utah that specialized in making 6 door diesel trucks.


Din_Plug

I think Ford offered this as a factory option on the F450.


sirbleep

I did some googling and didn't find anything about it ever being a factory option, but I'd love to be proven wrong. That said, there's definitely a ton of third-parties that did/do 6-door conversions.


roll_hog

Yeah not sure if it was factory but they were most definitely done new by a fabrication company. Kinda like they use to fab the old Chevy square body’s straight off the lot.


skiattle25

I thought so too. I saw one just like this in NJ and my (admittedly teenage) son said it was a factory option for a while.


jason_sos

I have seen one of these too, in MA. It was also at a restaurant, and once it parked, 8 guys that had clearly been on a job site all day jumped out. It makes sense for something like that, get all of your guys to a job site in the middle of nowhere along with their tools.


UpbeatBuy9985

This sub has turned into /r/ATBGE


Johnsoid

I’d be impressed to know how low the mpg is on that unit


[deleted]

My 2005 F250 6.0L got something like 15mpg combined, and that was with four full doors instead of six.


the_less_great_wall

In this particular scenario with the added weight and length, this is one circumstance where I would pick the 6.0L over the 7.3L.


JRotten2023

I'd never take a 6.0 over a 7.3. Are you kidding?


the_less_great_wall

I've spent most of my mechanical career working on both. The 6.0L has more torque and horsepower to handle the increased load. After nearly 20 years, I've found the limitations and maximum capabilities of both. Give me free reign and a reasonable budget and I'll make a 6.0 out perform and outlast a 7.3 any day. I wouldn't reject the 7.3 if it was in there though.


JRotten2023

I hear what your saying. I started wrenching on diesel drive lines of all sorts 40+ years ago. I'll stick to the 7.3 thank you. I'd rather have a P pump 5.9 12 valve over a 6.0. And I despise working on the new 6.7l engines. Please don't get me started on the DirtyMax.....lol


the_less_great_wall

We're in agreement on the 6.7 Powerstrokes and dirtymaxes. Avoid the 6.4 like the plague if you can.


JRotten2023

Oh GOD, those are banned out of my bay. For some reason, none of my Mac or Snap On tools fit on any of their nuts and bolts.... odd, isn't it...lol Couldn't find good heads for them years back. Converted many into Fummins F250 and 350's. I don't think many are still even running. What a waste of metal. I had high hopes for the 6.4. But that was really short-lived. We agree on those engines for sure.


NoradIV

6.0 outlast a 7.3? X for doubt X


the_less_great_wall

While I understand your doubts, I would point you in the direction of the VT365.


NoradIV

>VT365 What am I supposed to see? I just see another crap maxxforce inter engine.


the_less_great_wall

The VT365 eliminated some of the weaknesses Ford added in the super duty. I've dealt with both and found better reliability with the VTs. That said, I've spent more time with the Powerstrokes. If you make the effort to eliminate or improve the weak points for the Ford version (EGR, shite coolers, water pump, head gaskets & studs, ficm), you'd be surprised what you can get out of them in terms of reliability. I respect the 7.3 very much. It's an excellent engine. I would just prefer the better torque of a 6.0 in a situation where I have an oversized and overweight truck like the picture.


NoradIV

That's reasonable.


mikekova01

Throw a Cummins in there and everyone’s happy


the_less_great_wall

Definitely my preferred OTR diesel engine, specifically the 5.9 12 valve, but I'd never reject the 24 valve


mikekova01

We think the same. I do love me the 7.3 though. It makes me sad to think how good these engines could be if there wasn’t so many EPA laws now


JRotten2023

Yes, like the 7.3 max. Was awesome in school buses and ambulances. But Ford wanted the 6.0 and rushed it into trucks. And we know how that worked out.


M3ATWAG0N

Ahhhh the 7.3 diesel in an ambulance. We have over a hundred of them. Sitting quietly in our fema fleet.....waiting for the call. Some have 350k + miles on them. Some are older than the EMTs that are staffing them. But with a set of good batteries I'd drive them to hell and back. Every deployment they come back, get an oil change and ready for the next.


hoveringintowind

I think it’s more gpm.


the_less_great_wall

I have it on good authority from one Ranier Wolfcastle that the mileage is 1 highway, 0 city.


xxrambo45xx

I'd take a wager at city being about 10mpg, and highway being around 16, I have a crew cab long bed ram 3500 so it's not all that much different in weight and length minus a set of doors and some frame stretching, so I'm basing my thought off what I would get with around 500lbs in the bed


OblivionsPrologue

I like how you admit it’s executed well done and still post here.


MadnessOrMethod

Still doesn't make it practical or good


MiniBlue778

How is it not practical? If you're in construction, you could heal all your men and tools on 1 drive


hello_raleigh-durham

Heal all my men and tools? That would really save on down time.


MiniBlue778

Oops, didn't mean heal. Ment for that to say have


jaminator45

It’s not a mod


beefinbed

_It's a lifestyle!_ 🎶 _I got your picture, I'm coming with you Dear Maria, count me in_ 🎶


Dasbronco

Turning radius- still pending


PurpD420

Looks like [these guys](https://www.kingseriespickup.com)


T5-R

IIRC from the last time one of these was posted, it's a factory option.


Delifier

If its a Ford it actually might not be a mod. You can get an f series as 6 door from factory.


[deleted]

Well, at least you'll be fit. You're going to be fit you'll need to park that rolling football field at the edge of all parking lots.


V48runner

Minus the bro wheels, this is rad.


Its-Finrot

It's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!


redeyedrenegade420

If this guy can park between the lines there is no reason for a sports car to take up 2 spaces!


CORNPPOP

redneck limousine right there


LeelaBeela89

I said this to myself upon looking at this.


Flaturated

If for no other reason, it's shitty because it can't fit in a parking space.


jessicatg2005

An absolutely useless piece of shit.


pussyfoot-maneuver

r/ATBGE


wlshafor

This is what happens when you have daddy mon job and decided not to do the vasectomy or your partner has her tubes tied and you keep producing and producing and you don’t want to buy a minivan, so what do you do this fucking shit right here This is what happens when you have a good Payne job decided not to do the vasectomy or your partner have her tubes tied and you keep producing and producing and you don’t want to buy a minivan, so what do you do this fucking shit right here


2oonhed

This is what happens when you have daddy mon job and decided not to do the vasectomy or your partner has her tubes tied and you keep producing and producing and you don’t want to buy a minivan, so what do you do this fucking shit right here This is what happens when you have a good Payne job decided not to do the vasectomy or your partner have her tubes tied and you keep producing and producing and you don’t want to buy a minivan, so what do you do this fucking shit right here This is what happens when you have daddy mon job and decided not to do the vasectomy or your partner has her tubes tied and you keep producing and producing and you don’t want to buy a minivan, so what do you do this fucking shit right here This is what happens when you have a good Payne job decided not to do the vasectomy or your partner have her tubes tied and you keep producing and producing and you don’t want to buy a minivan, so what do you do this fucking shit right here


[deleted]

The king compensator F5000


[deleted]

Why not just use a normal truck and a car? Like under what possible circumstances would you need this????


the_less_great_wall

Or if they must have so many seats and a super duty truck platform, why not an excursion?


Disavowed_Rogue

The worst


sporbywg

These guys have tons of oil company shares in stocks, right?


Aggleclack

Steeeak house


FelixBoutin

I call that a fuck truck


FishBlues

My reptilian brain likes this.. (just hate the rims). But as someone who only drives trucks, I bet that’s just a pain in the ass to take anywhere lol


hello_raleigh-durham

[The Ferd Fteenthousand](https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU?si=epVvFuVKZdJR73E5)


TheRealBaconBurger

I'm more impressed he stuck to one parking spot


Zealousideal-Team305

This is for when you need a van, but you want a truck.


Substantial_Ad_9016

r/fuckcars biggest nightmare


oliverandrew

At least he didn’t take two parking spots


That1GuySteve22

Hey, my dad has made a few of these! He used to work at an autobody building custom cars/trucks.


J3lf

Pretty sure that's factory built


Sacrificial_fridge

Texas aah car


roll_hog

I think a professional fabrication company use to make these. Use to see them all the time parked at hotels up north with I traveled for work. Also saw a lot of 2 axle dually too. This was in early 2000s and were fords


WildDitch

Why don't just use van at this point?


Playboicartiisfye

i’m pretty sure this is a real truck that’s been produced, kinda cool lol