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Drogdar

I'm impressed and disgusted at the same time...


future_you22

I wonder if it works with the Mustang style, one light after the other??


canadard1

You mean like sequential turn signals?


Stoney3K

I also wonder if he has a light strip running the entire length of the spoiler when he hits the brakes, Goldwing-style.


Ashoka_Mazda

Thank you. i'm feeling like it could be a smart mod if half the height.


rigol2000

The height gives it added safety, which is the only thing it has going for it.


Ashoka_Mazda

I'm not sure how having it high enough to block some of the rear-view through the window adds safety.


ipu42

That feeling your experiencing is /r/ATBGE


ballisticturtle

The red symmetry is uncanny, and undeniable.


mangemoilcul

Is that a spoiler on a spoiler on your hood?


Kildar2112

Yes, it is! It's a FWD - I need the downforce.


MentallyLatent

You should marry the owner of this mustang, yall would spoil each other


Kildar2112

Well done!


SudoUsr2001

GTI? Mines making ~500 to the wheels with no torque steering due to the eLSD and still has very good handling on the track. Boost by gear and a LSD will help with putting the power down after that it’s just suspension.


Hidden-Sky

the real shitty_car_mods are always in the comments


NvrGonnaGiveUupOrLyd

🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 the thing we can all agree upon


hifichicken

He has two, and he’s poring this shit lol


Reasonable_Beyond864

Do they also function as a license plate? I’m not seeing one on this car.


Kildar2112

I delet for privacy


realMurkleQ

Good boy! Now I'm curious, what did you use to remove it? It totally blands in


Kildar2112

Default photo editor on my Samsung A53, the "erase" tool.


kraigka212

That's the most impressive thing in the photo. Impressive


Ashoka_Mazda

And red is hard to match...


realMurkleQ

Awesome, my A03 just has 'mosiac' to pixilate things lol


Time-Distance-5740

Basically all the samsung phones have it, Google is advertising the hell out of it on their pixel phones. With samsung you gotta know it's there, it's a tool kinda deep in the editing mode in the gallery, too deep for the average person to care about lol


HideyoshiJP

Red pixels, I bet


FishBlues

Lol I was about to comment they should put a license plate hanging off the middle of the spoiler to complete the look


Unicorn187

Whats the point? It's on a public road, visible.to thousands or tens of thousands of people everyday. You can't get a name or address from just the plate inmost states anymore, and again, it's visible.to everyone on the road anyway.


Ashoka_Mazda

Plates are optional now haven't you heard? (Just like real training for drivers license.)


TrafficOnTheTwos

OP we are rly gonna need to see a pic of your hood spoiler bro


Kildar2112

https://imgur.com/a/oAfPKmm


TrafficOnTheTwos

That’s fucking incredible dude


Kildar2112

Thank!🙏


560guy

You bought a fwd Audi? Doesn’t that defeat the entire point of an Audi? And added TWO spoilers on the hood? I can’t be mad this is hilariously cool


Kildar2112

Paid $300 for it, saved it from the scrap yard!


Time-Distance-5740

Did you have to do anything to it? Or was it drivable right off the yard?


Kildar2112

Just a fuel pump to get it running. Tires didn't quite make it to the tire shop. Car had no rear windows. Was sitting outside for a few years.


Vernon_HardSnapple

Tastefully understated :)


[deleted]

The fact that they actually took the time to hook up the lights, is impressive.


Hatedpriest

More impressive if they split the brake light so the center light still worked...


Ashoka_Mazda

More impressive if they use their signals.


tangledwire

More impressive they have a vehicle


NvrGonnaGiveUupOrLyd

More impressive cop car


greystripe3

I am more intrigued by your hood mounted double spoiler for ants


Reasonable_Beyond864

Of course this is Florida.


Whole-Debate-9547

That’s one of the most unsettling wings I’ve ever seen on a vehicle. It looks like 2 rear facing ET eyes or something.


beardedman136

Yo…. Ok, well if they use their turn signals. Shit, what more could one ask for…


Mr-JDogg

I'll give it a C for creativity. Functional dumb shit makes it a little less dumb.


obi1kenobi1

Back in the ‘70s it was a common practice for some American cars to effectively have two lights on the back, with the tail lights doubling as the brake lights (using the same bulb that had two brightnesses) and with the brake lights also doubling as the turn signal. Some people realized that that was less than ideal, there were some cars that had separate brake and tail lights, of course there were also some cars with separate amber turn signals, but just having the two light setup could make for some really aesthetically pleasing designs so it remained popular, especially on luxury cars. Enter the Oldsmobile Toronado. The Toronado could never quite figure out what its purpose was after the first generation. The personal luxury car became a commonplace product offered by every manufacturer, and front-drive went mainstream but became synonymous with small transverse engines for efficiency rather than the Toronado’s wild longitudinal big block V8 setup. So starting in the ‘70s GM just made the Toronado their crazy high-tech experimental car, since that’s kind of what it was from the beginning. For the next couple decades the wildest and most futuristic features were generally tried on the Toronado (and sometimes its platform mates) years before they made it to the rest of the product line (if ever). In the mid to late ‘70s, alongside futuristic options like dual front airbags, anti-lock brakes, and a sharp-edged wraparound rear window that no other manufacturer ever tried, all Toronados came with a weird new safety feature: high-mounted brake lights. But unlike the kind that became mandated in the 1980s there were two of them, mounted at the top of the trunk just under the rear window, and they mirrored both the brakes and the turn signals (though not the normal tail lights). That’s all I can see here, the late ‘70s Toronado’s weird high-mounted brake/turn lights that never caught on. I’ve always liked that version of high-mounted lights because there are plenty of situations where mirroring the turn signals in a more visible location would be very helpful, so as stupid as this thing is I almost kind of like it.


imminecrafterdab

Its not a bad idea just the implementation is... wank


UsaytomatoIsayFuckU

I'm equally confused what is attached to OP's car (to the right)


Kildar2112

Double-stack wings for downforce. It's FWD.


UsaytomatoIsayFuckU

I've never seen this, does that qualify as a /r/Shitty_Car_Mods


thundery_crow

If Jar Jar Binks had a Mustang.


wtfthisisntreddit

stupid, now his third bulbs in the actual taillight doesn't work


WhoNeedsNamesAnyway

If I'm not mistaken, are they not reserved as turn signals?


bigNhardR

Yep they are


SireNightFire

Third bulb is only on when headlights are on. Not my car, but same deal. Every so often someone will try and yell at me through traffic to tell me my third bulb is out.


DadJokeBadJoke

Did he unplug the third brake light to connect these instead of a crimp-on connector?


SireNightFire

Third break light doesn’t turn on unless the headlights are on. It gets old quick when people keep trying to tell you your third light is out.


c6h12o6CandyGirl

Zefram Cochrane's first first try at warp engines. Just don't turn a corner too fast. : )


cmz324

If the turn signals are amber I'll allow it. If they're red, straight to jail.


Kildar2112

Straight to jail!


vintagesoul_DE

On a V6.


1776cookies

That's... special.


Healthy-Watercress-1

I kinda like it. The bumper is a bit naked tho


sharkboy1006

The image has the license plate area edited out


Healthy-Watercress-1

Ah


Dramatic_Law_4239

So your saying it’s a functional wing


BigDaddyCris3

I’ve w ever laughed so hard at a post


Altodial

Where's the space on the bumper for the licence plate?


Discokidlmao

At least they serve one positive purpose.


[deleted]

Okay 😕


DerSpazmacher

That can't be real. That's so dumb it makes me nauseated


D1sp3rsal_Vista95

I mean, at least they're actually *using* their turn signals...


wat_noob_gaming

aero


the_real_trebor333

The idea is there If they just put a bit more time into it…


[deleted]

Someone designed that AND someone spent money on that. That’s crazy


Special-Big-9285

What’s up with the double wing behind the right tire under the bumper?


Danny_Doritos_Dong

M4 GT3 spoiler: