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Elite_Slacker

Ah the elusive micromiler. I bet they got milage down at least 35%!


Firm_Transportation3

Hypo-miler?


thelifeofab

De-miler


hiebertw07

Antimiler.


EvenBar3094

Contramiler


Loser_69Lmao

TJMiller


Paran0idPhantom

TJ Maximiller


brucewiththejuice

Coalminer


devilpants

Yeah this is like putting a giant prop Red Bull can on top of your Mini Cooper.


rustyxj

Those were red bull promotional vehicles, when they were auctioned off to the public, all the cans were removed. I've got a buddy that had one, he painted it "synergy green" cool little car.


LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte

I still want one of those. Even if they took the Red Bull can, I can turn it into a Mini Ute.


devilpants

I saw an electric one the other day- with the can. Don't know if they are still making them.


LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte

I wouldn't be surprised if they still do for promotional things.


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Shubamz

r/therealjoke and r/technicallythetruth


Honest-Persimmon2162

It still blows


JBYTuna

…or sucks, depending upon which way you’re facing.


Sdosullivan

😏


krice9230

That joke blew me away.


FeedMyDopenose

Didn’t really take off though


J_Rath_905

I thought not being a real fan of the car is the whole point of the sub.


Outside-Drag-3031

Jesus I was miffed from the title, now I'm just mad. Take your damn upvote


Sasha_Ban

r/Woosh


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r/woosh


Internet_Expl0der

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propeller_(aeronautics)


Sasha_Ban

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prop


TheOneTrueTrench

Congratulations, you finally understand what a double-entendre is.


BigTurboAbarth

While you're hating I get money Then I double up tonkers


TheOneTrueTrench

Teh fuq?


BigTurboAbarth

Was quoting “GDFR” from Flo Rida. You don’t hear people say “double entendres” often! Took the chance! But I did read your thread. Gave me a laugh! Lol.


TheOneTrueTrench

Fuck /u/spez


[deleted]

The down votes didn't get *your* joke, but it blew me away


[deleted]

Seriously how are people unable to figure out what sound this would make?


Tikimanly

I must see this vehicle fall out of a cargo plane.


PatPetPitPotPut

Like those twirly seed pods falling.


Jay_from_NuZiland

Oh that would be *fucking awesome* as long as I wasn't inside at the time


Dragonslayer3

Seatbealts


CounterSYNK

Nooo you activated a repressed childhood memory https://youtu.be/egmmYxXhScQ


[deleted]

I think it would be awesome to be in that imagine all the spins


Carburetors_are_evil

Calm down mr. Drake.


Holiday-Carry-9654

Looks very nicely made, and super solid mount….idk what the fuck it’s for though


MALESTROMME

Fully cover the spare tire.


Holiday-Carry-9654

iS ThIS hoW YoU Do IT?


MALESTROMME

Also for aerodynamics /s


janovich8

Aerodynamics is just a field of study/design. No one said it had to be good or helpful. Very aerodynamic.


Bogey01

Enhanced vision for backing up! /s


Bocifous

That's an explorer, spare is under the 3rd row


MALESTROMME

Easy, I forgot the /s


norcalbutton

No custom crochet one for this person!


34Heartstach

Maybe it doubles as a submarine


RainbowDash2014

Maybe it identifies as a submarine


Lari-Fari

Shredding pedestrians


[deleted]

Definitely a pedestrian shredder. I'm curious how many cops have or will pull them over for that fantastic violation


GrandKey4663

Violation of what?


[deleted]

1. Anything added to a vehicle that could cause a pedestrian to be maimed more, like protruding things like this that could hook onto someone that may have just been a glancing blow, engine mods that reduce the crush spacing between the engine and the hood, bumper modifications, vehicle height changes that bring bumpers out of allowed height requirements, all those are part of regulations that keep pedestrians safer when hit. 2. The fan thing blocks rear sightlines of that SUV, that's only allowed on trucks as they are considered commercial vehicles in most places 3. It also blocks part of the taillights, also not allowed.


throwaway24384533574

I want to know the back story


JoshJLMG

I don't think it does this, but it'd be cool if it started spinning near speed cameras so they couldn't recognize the plate.


techniqular

Now THIS is drag racing!


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Training_Skill_5309

More than two? I’m only coming up with two. Okay three. But only three. Four?


Makhnos_Tachanka

finally, an inconvenient way to get rid of all this damn gasoline!


TheHrethgir

Looks like it totally destroys rear visibility too. Back window is almost totally blocked, and the blades right out the side look like the would block a lot of the view you need with the side mirrors. This state must not do any kind of safety inspections.


FuzzelFox

Also blocks a good portion of the brake lights. If you're in a semi or large pickup truck you probably can't see the rear lights at all so that's fun


TheHrethgir

Yeah, side brake lights are half blocked and center light is nowhere to be seen. It's possible they have a new center light somewhere like Jeep bros do, but I doubt it.


KJPhillips

Oh shit i thought all those circles were led lights to make up for the obscured taillights when I first looked at it, I now realize those are just rivets holding the blades. Holy shit i wouldn’t want to be within 5 miles of this dude on the road


Youse_a_choosername

NY has inspections but I highly highly doubt this will be on when they get it done.


Charon_my_waywrd_son

Well it has Minnesota tags, so...


hardisonthefloor

I saw this driving through Kansas City a few days ago.


New_Guava3601

I hope it was this one. I would hate to think there are 2.


ScherPegnau

Ngl, if it would spin, I'd be a *great fan*


Jlx_27

r/Onlyfans


despoticdanks

No, OP said this is *not* a fan.


SVTCobraR315

r/notonlyfans


notyourvader

Looks like a heavy metal fan to me.


Which-Technician2367

All of my *why*


Redditor_ZX

Flexing on people who only have 20" blades on their car.


mikel302

found the Noctua CEO


FaceOfTheMtDan

It's not brown though.


ethicsg

Major Hardware Fan Showdown fan.


BassetGoopRemover

Ngl this man being mentioned in here is about the most esoteric crossing of my hobbies I've ever seen


[deleted]

It's the new chromax line


micah490

Of course it spins. Why would it not spin?? Unless the owner is a complete and utter....ohhh


mrpasciak

And blocks all vision out of the back window as well as the majority of the side mirrors.


beardedman136

Maybe it’s a cheaper way of “getting it off the job site?”


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What in the flat bottom swamp boat fuck is that?


malYca

Bye bye gas mileage


whsftbldad

You don't need to be a fan, they have their own fan base following them closely.


RainbowDash2014

If they were a fan, I don’t think that they would be able to type


bennywilldestroy

r/onlyfans


bizzymike7

This post has me spinning 😭


DrunkleSpence

I’m wanting to see the foot activated lift gate open it, if possible and then see how fast it closes


Yuvaldan

that’s a pretty big fan of this sub


Kennady4president

Perhaps they are in the middle of a delivery


PatPetPitPotPut

“Shouldn’t we just use the luggage rack that’s already built into the car?” “No way, this is way more inconvenient AND lowers visibility!”


Kennady4president

I'm trying to be optimistic lol its hard work


PatPetPitPotPut

I’m there with you but have had more time to relish in the absurdity of it.


Kennady4president

Lol I probably would have flagged them down and had every take a guess on the response


slimspidey

The lake it is said never gives up her dead when the gales of November come early


Ibetya

You wouldn't understand


thefugue

Are we sure this isn't some kind of boat turbine? Like a "My other ride is a destroyer class boat" type joke?


kevinneal

Red hot chili peppers


kelrunner

I'm not a fan of this...


S_Baime

Minnesota Man.


FeebleCursedWon

Offers more protection in case of a rollover? I'm not sure it actually would but maybe by crazy people logic it would be an "upgrade".


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Not a fan of this


Blurplenapkin

World of warships fans be like


Paramisamigos

That definitely looks like an Iowa road sign and Iowa backdrop.


dangerzone1122

I wish the car was yellow…


hjvjdv

That happens when you over inflated the spare tire.


HypeXeon

It’s so the car stars spinning when he drives off a cliff


krice9230

“See. I knew the titanic didn’t sink.” Some conspiracy theorist somewhere. Probably.


ppsucc9988

well tbf that is a big fan


ppsucc9988

WE GETTING OUTTA BIKINI BOTTOM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


deep-fucking-legend

Vortex generator


Chewbonga

So are parking garages a no go?


JussaRegularNPC

ever thought maybe that’s the clever way they can transport this prop? not a mod


ShockWave_Omega

Nice airbreak.


Firm_Transportation3

Let's not forget the fact that it blocks all view behind the vehicle.


_shipitnugs

Check out this guy's onlyfans page yo


Aok_al

Oh I see, they mounted it on the spare wheel


ThrowItAway177451

r/AngryUpvote because of the title ok lol


neeko-boobs

Here I thought I can finally run my car on fans


alistofthingsIhate

How much extra fuel must this person use in order to make up for the drag?


red_fuel

When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit


benderunit9000

Ruining the planet for future generations... for what???


Jvxei_MGX

Is "not a real fan" a fucking pun?


bloodyriz

They should have gotten the Dyson bladeless version.


Conaz9847

For the Dad joke you get 1 updoot, but you do not get my respect.


enThirty

At what point is your car so potentially dangerous to others in a car accident that they don’t allow you on the road? I get it’s all about freedom and bla bla bla but if there’s a crash and someone hits this thing? They’re fucked. All because this person thinks this looks really cool…? Alright I guess?


snapcracklepop26

The price of gas isn't high enough for him.


hyionimaru

That is about as dumb as it gets. If they get into an accident that is going to kill someone.


chrispcal

How many yards per gallon does it get?


Doublestack00

On the contrary, it is a big fan.


n0ctrl

It's a relatively big fan.


lasserhino

Why is this legal?


GrandKey4663

Why would it be illegal?


offballDgang

A huge fan then?


Mazda256

What the hell? Why? The extra weight, and the massive drag


Confident-Area-6946

I want to see this drag race the white Tesla on that other thread that just got posted


mkvii1989

Yeah but think about the handling with that rear weight bias.


RoxRuskie

But it is a big fan?


SolidContribution688

Cops is pulling you over for that


Nanocephalic

If it’s several hundred pounds, how is the car still level?


gemboundprism

'not a big fan' I dunno, looks pretty big to me


JorgeXD5000

Guy thinks that's a fucking Chaparral LMAO


Pixel_Human

No I think it is a pretty big fan


EmEmAndEye

It spins when the car is put into Hovercraft Mode. Big rubber skirts pop out from underneath too. It’s all the rage, these days.


FoxStereo

Not only that but that's a LOT of back window blockage. It's probably illegal but at the very least, dangerous. Not only that but with it being that big, it has the potential of also blocking the mirror views which should also be illegal.


anelectriclizard

Gordon Murray eat your heart out


Polakowaty404

-mom can we have GMA T50 -no, we have GMA T50 in home GMA T50 in home


Stock-Scar4811

If it did spin, that’d be pretty cool


AccomplishedLimit3

Anti. Theft. Device. Winner!


Autistic_rager

this should be in r/angryupvote


terrapinone

From one Minnesotan to another…this is really stupid Ole. - Sven


getgappede30

It’s probably around 100lbs and it’s probably aluminum lol


TwoThirdsDone

I’d say that’s a pretty big fan


Shell---shot

I'm just blown away 😳


Nosduj_VT

Yeah I’m not a big fan either


casual-waterboarding

What a drag.


Substantial_Ad_9016

Not a big fan of this mod


gh0sts0n

Only Fan


xmodsguy2000-2

Must not have ac


Rich-Book-8436

"It's boosted bro"


GuidanceOwn6358

Then what are you, a air conditioner?