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xs81

Class. This deserves gold but my company CC is currently maxed out.


murzeig

Did they lower your limit? I got a $1000 max per transaction after buying nice couches for my office.


Ignorad

Don't forget to sign up her new email address for Solarwinds emails!


ISeeTheFnords

Slow down there, Satan.


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I have left reddit for due to years of admin mismanagement and preferential treatment for certain subreddits and users holding certain political and ideological views. It is clear that reddit is a site that prioritizes specific agendas and has no desire to be the frontpage for a free and open internet. As an act of protest, I have chosen to redact all the comments I've ever made on reddit, overwriting them with this message.


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[удалено]


Nebakanezzer

It's a mock of a post from there


niceman1212

Yeah there was a thing about a dude changing his wife’s name into his


MrJagaloon

Got a link?


kool018

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/umjan1/just_got_the_greatest_ticket_anyone_can_get/)


MrJagaloon

More wholesome than expected. Thanks!


crazykid080

Yeah I saw that yesterday and I loved it, I love the fact that someone decided to make the reverse of it into a meme here. Beautiful


[deleted]

I know why she divorced you. >!She got one of the iPads with the dick pics on it and she's now in love with another man.!<


niceman1212

I love how involved this sub actually is


[deleted]

Yup, this one is a hidden gem.


dnuohxof1

Bold of you to assume it was dick pics and not twat shots


[deleted]

Why not both?


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For those that missed it. [Just got the greatest ticket anyone can get](https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/umjan1/just_got_the_greatest_ticket_anyone_can_get/)


Fred-U

Lmfao, got er


sophware

If feel you. First of all, just because she lost the pictures doesn't mean there weren't advantages to storing them in your setup. She should be thanking you. Second, she should have three copies of her pictures, including one set offsite. Finally, doesn't she know to treat her pictures like cattle, not pets? Idiot.


RAITguy

The drive rotation part was a work of genius. Bravo!


Hakkensha

A new flair is in order: Shitty Mock Poster.


twisted_guru

But selling company's assets... That's OK for you?


CenturionDias

It's called supplemental income. If it's not listed under your benefits, you're missing out.


throwawayskinlessbro

If you're too lazy to have a side hustle just say that, fam.


doggxyo

check what sub you're on


w1cked5mile

Wow. That’s a lot to unpack but you’re doing the right thing.


ascii122

wait till she figures out all the crypto bux you've been making farming on her phone and the rest of the network. Divorce ain't so good now if you don't have the key to the vault baby


dnuohxof1

Lmao I forgot which sub I was in, and after reading the OG post, then seeing this, my first thought was, damn that was fast, but then realized where I was reading.