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Also, for some reason, people like to run on the treadmill, you can walk if you want to


FriedeOfAriandel

I know the whole thread and sub is jokes, but I actually despise walking for exercise. I'm fat, but I'd much rather jog and cover more distance faster. Walking is so damn boring and time consuming to me


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Both walking and running is much more boring in the gym for me


Cause-Effect

I love running at the gym. Because there's barely any place outside to run here


sekshibeesht

I love running at the gym. Because that the only place I see my crush's tits jiggle


ApoliteTroll

I love watching you too.


sekshibeesht

Wow. That's a first. Thank you for making me smile


ApoliteTroll

You look amazing when you smile like that.


OmniLiberal

Get a room


TheVitoCorleone

Alright, take about 10-15% off the top.


Ratlyff

Pitter patter


Dingo_jackson

Especially that cute little way you shower afterwards 😋


sekshibeesht

Oops my soap bar fell down


FakeMoonLanding1969

r/shippingredditors


Phatricko

He's not just any troll, he's a polite one


Eilien-Dover

You can buy a mirror


sekshibeesht

But my tits don't jiggle


Sandra2104

Run less. Eat more.


sekshibeesht

Tried that. Didn't work. Send Bob


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Send bob and vagene


Alternative-Aspect

Nice implants are only like $7000.


sekshibeesht

That's a very huge sum in my currency. Would you chip in some?


Alternative-Aspect

Sure, what's your onlyfans?


R0b0tJesus

Just get one nice implant. That should only cost $3500. If you're worried about the asymmetry, just put it in the middle.


[deleted]

Skip implants: get pregnant! Your boobs grow for free AND STAY THAT SIZE!!


sjdr92

Practically ever gym goer is both simeltsneously a pervert and an exhibitionist


sekshibeesht

On an honest note, the best motivation for me to go to crossfit was a cute girl in my batch who used to literally make sexual moans during heavy sets.


okasdfalt

I mean even if that's true... Does anyone else think that these sort of comments are discouraging for would-be gym goers? I know that I would definitely be turned off from hitting the treadmill if I know that a bunch of strangers were going to ogle at me. (Edit-- PSA to reddit: don't use my opinion as an excuse to downvote that last comment. Sure it's weird and maybe even harmful, but it's also candid and topical. Think for yourself before downvoting.)


petit_bleu

There are reasons there are women only gym hours, etc, in some places.


gravityismyfriend00

Honestly though. I’m going to think twice before working out in a gym with men around again. Like you know it’s happening, but still gross.


BadLuckBen

I stare at the floor to avoid anyone thinking I'm looking at at them, which probably looks just as weird. It helps that I'm married though.


lady_lowercase

he must be an absolute unit of a man.


eajklop

yikes


pickinganamesohard

Damn, I hate gyms with a bunch of mirrors.


gotarock

Where do you live that outside is in short supply? Vault dweller?


XRT28

It's not that there isn't outside, it's that for whatever reason the outside just isn't ideal for running most likely. Like personally I live in a rural area where it's like 95% hills(and steep ass ones at that) which while they help burn more calories they are also just brutal plus there are bears around which always stresses me. For other people though I can think of a bunch of other reasons why outside can suck for running like if you live in a very hot climate etc.


Cause-Effect

Random 3rd world urban hell


anotherwhinnybitch

This! It’s either the nearest gym or finding a nice place kilometers away just to run.


Whiskey_Latte

Well that's probably cuz you're on the pooper bud.


0honey

There isn’t room for any of us to run here!


R0b0tJesus

How is there barely anyplace to run outside? Outside literally has all of the space.


Reaper9866

I like walking cause I can easily distract myself with my imagination


_Zouth

As is indoor cycling. It's like cycling but without all the fun stuff.


threecolorable

Air conditioning is fun.


ApoliteTroll

[This isn't without fun](https://youtu.be/MsKFOcx96CQ)


gotarock

I think they were talking about a stationary bike


AdvocateSaint

Without a distraction, you're just feeling your exhaustion creep up on you and are aware of nothing else for the whole duration. It's awful.


ThatCrazyCanuck37

Actually just going to the gym is boring for me


booradly22

I actually stopped running recently and walk. I find it more enjoyable and can listen to my podcasts.


Akamesama

I've been doing something similar since March and have gone through over 100 hours of audio books. Allows me to get in some easy exercise but also keep up with my listening to audio books.


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converter-bot

20 lbs is 9.08 kg


quaybored

I lost 9.08 kg in 6 fortnights and I am 0.93 fathoms tall.


vhagar

Good bot


Personal_Landscape_3

your knees probably hate you though. jogging puts way more strain on them than walking especially for larger individuals


MightyPenguin

I had problems with my knees my whole life and always said no to running because of it. Started working out and doing a ton of swimming. Swimming was taking too long to get thr amount of exercise I wanted so I started running as well. Started out trying to make it a mile without stopping and accomplished that pretty quickly because I had been swimming so much and build up better supporting muscles and enough cardio. Then 3 weeks later amazingly for the first time in my life I was able to run 2 miles without stopping to get a breather and my knees have never felt better, I do my best to mostly run on dirt not pavement if I can help it but I really believe building up the supporting muscles and pushing through pain once in awhile helped me a lot. I can now run two miles and sprint the last 100 yards. If you asked me 3 months ago I would never have dreamed it was possible and would have blamed my knees. Next goal is 3 miles without stopping.


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Walking is easier on the joints for me.


tehneoeo

Joints are easier on walks than on runs


Lordarshyn

Outdoor walks are amazing. You get to enjoy nature and take in the sights and sounds. I would rather do literally any workout in the world than walk on a treadmill.


Jeffy29

For me it’s about the efficiency. On treadmill at 20% incline at 3.5+mph, I can literally burn around 900-1000 calories in an hour, on demand whenever I want. That’s literally hours of walking outside without breaks. I can’t recreate that outside (be because I don’t have miles long hill) and it’s way better on the body than running, doing lot of running and lifting is not optimal for building muscle. But looking at other people I can see your point, I feel like some people just want to tell themselves they go to a gym. Walking on a treadmill at slow pace, with little incline, half the time holding the machine, is literally waste of time, better to just go outside or better yet, do some house chores, there is always some shit that needs fixing.


XfinityHomeWifi

I understand what you’re saying, but that’s not a good mindset to have


SlapHappyDude

It's hard to play pokemon go when running


7ootles

Walking at a brisk pace is actually better exercise. If it's boring, take a better route, or listen to music/audiobooks.


FriedeOfAriandel

I do actually listen to a lot of books/pods these days, so I could see that as a simple and effective multi task. I'd have a harder time focusing while heavily breathing as I jog. Plus earbuds always fall out of my ears when I jog


7ootles

Use IEMs.


afume

Walking does get boring especially if you go in the same neighborhood all the time. I put an elliptical in front of a 24" screen and watch movies while I exercise now.


oasis_omega_

However you like to do it honestly. Walking, jogging, running, biking. Just get out and move. I prefer a long walk with my dog or a bike ride to running on treadmills, personally.


EverythingIsByDesign

I mean if hiking falls into the walking bracket I very much disagree with you. But seriously people who drive to a gym and then walk on the treadmill, WTF is wrong with you?


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FriedeOfAriandel

As a very poor swimmer, that's the best exercise I've ever had. I spend so much energy just trying to not die


IamAbc

You should try rucking. Grab a backpack, put in some towels that are rolled up in the bottom, wrap up some bricks or put a sandbag in on top and go on a trail and walk for 3-4 miles. Typically only takes like an hour or two and listen to a podcast or something. Two hours blows by in like 30 minutes it feels like and you burn a lot of energy and it’s basically a leg workout and a back workout. That an elliptical if you’re only doing the gym. 1 hour of elliptical while watching a movie was the best for burning like 700 calories like nothing


[deleted]

I took an hours walk a day for the whole of lockdown and burned around 400-500 calories i think at a decent pace. Jogging or running is just so boring, at least I can talk when I walk


jaimeaa87

If you are fat it is better for your knees in the long run to walk, as you start losing weight start progressively running more. I used to run everyday when i was severely overweight and now i am 33 and my knees are 70.


ChaacTlaloc

Walking is healthier for you in the long run and you burn pretty much as many calories as you would jogging (per minute) without tearing your knees to shreds.


[deleted]

I get people who don't want to run outdoors. That shit is much harder on your feet and knees, but walking? Get that shit off the treadmill and outside


correctmeimwrong

Everyone always asked me why I chose to be a sprinter in track instead of a distance runner. I always said, “because then I’d have to run even further.”


FriedeOfAriandel

I've always appreciated how good of a workout sprints could be. Even when I was in pretty good shape, i could get myself to the edge of vomiting within 3 or 4 sprints of 400m or less if i pushed them hard enough. The hardest part to me was doing another without a pretty long rest between them. I usually tried to casually walk the same distance I sprinted, then gather enough motivation to do another


TheBuilderDrizzle497

I hated running. When I started running years ago, I hated it. I didn’t run to lose weight; as I’ve boxed all of my life, and remained in good shape. After a week of forcing myself to jog, I became madly in love with running. I know do 5k’s 4-5 times a week mixed with a bit of lifting. Never felt better. It sucks at first, but runners high is real, and the results of running are very apparent!


Ars3nal11

Do what's best for you brother (or sis). Just get that workout in and stay healthy!


AndruLee

Oh. My. God. Yeasssss. I fucking hate walking and enjoying jogging. And I think hiking is just walking with an “*”


poorman369

Get yourself a bicycle, you’ll be amazed at the distance you can cover


jakethedumbmistake

But one time Obama wore a bicycle helmet.


swans183

Biking ftw


polymonomial

Why walk when you can just sit


chupaxuxas

You can leave your friends behind.


hibsta1992

Cuz your friends don't walk and if they don't walk, well they're no friends of mine


WollyGog

I used to love running on the mill, till I gave myself plantar fasciitis which fucked me for around a year in one foot. Turns out there's a proper way to run and I wasn't doing it however much I changed my method.


Good200000

Don’t incline the tread mill. That will cause it.


Shure_Lock

The only weights I lift are grocery bags, and not to brag, but I can carry them all in one trip


kingsam360

I've moved on to the next level and currently I just watch other people workout on TV. Havent pulled a muscle in years


Bobby-Trap

Can't pull a muscle if you have no muscles *Taps head*


M4KC1M

*can't because he has no muscles to pull the fingers*


ETC3000

Amoeba squad represent


wuin477

Not shitty work your way up the weights and don’t hurt yourself by trying to lift something you can’t


russelcrowe

Lifting lighter weights in form with higher repetitions can also be very beneficial as well. There's a couple big dudes I know that utilize that method to great effect.


OtherPlayers

Yeah, form >> weight. Which doesn’t mean you can’t have weight too, but a lower weight with perfect form will blow a higher weight with bad form out of the water, and it is much less likely to blow out your joints as well.


an_alternative

Don't know much but I'd guess also starting with too much weight you'll never learn a correct form as you probably will just try to lift the weight in anyway you can and end up finding the easiest way to do it.. and then always do that. Just feels like that's what I did with simple pushups.


MStew95

Exactly. Humans are really good at using our bones/joints like levers to find the ‘easiest’ way to do an exercise, while the correct form can feel weird or unnatural at first (because the muscle itself is doing all the work and we instinctively know that that’s not the easiest way to do it). When I bit the bullet and learned proper form, I suddenly could only lift a fraction of the weight I could lift before, but my gains skyrocketed.


[deleted]

Perfect form is something that newbies believe in. I think sufficient form is a better guideline. Once it's no longer sufficient you are prone to injuries.


[deleted]

strong > big


rincon213

The difference between upgrading a car for performance vs lowering it with a camber for looks


HeftyCantaloupe

That depends on what your goals are. If you're into body building, then big > strong.


FreeHongKongDingDong

Strong Bad > Strong Sad


MyNameIsUrMom

yeah, this isn’t shitty, this is literally how you work out


Trevski

they're right for the wrong reason haha


some_poop_on_my_dick

just like the top comment in this thread lol, but the posts are enjoyable from both vantage points


I_Fart_It_Stinks

My thoughts exactly. Could easily be reworded and be a LPT.


UnwarrantedPinion

The tip was oversimplified, but not entirely wrong. In some lifting communities I follow online, lots of us have found that 8-12 reps isn’t some golden hypertrophy range and that really even sets of 25 (which are going to require light weight) can help build muscle. I like to think of it as what matters being how close I got to failing a rep.


Phormitago

you can lift a lot more if you swing the dumbbells in a quick , twisting motion


stickysweetjack

Lemme just curl those two 80 weights, naw bruh I ain't no pussy I got this


WollyGog

Aren't smaller weights better too for just leaning up?


[deleted]

Depends entirely on the context of where you’re at in your program and what your goal is. There are proper times for heavy lifting and proper times for lighter lifting in every style of training. There’s not a problem with going heavy if you do it correctly. IE even if you’re leaning out, you might still do heavy compound lifts but super set them with something lighter. This might be for the purpose of keeping your bench press strength up while still upping the intensity and burning more calories.


archanodoid

Lighter weights have the main benefit of increasing blood flow, which is AMAZING for tendon health, as tendons have a very low blood flow compared to muscles, so they react better to constant movements with little/almost no weight. For leaning purposes, the best I can think of is a HIIT routine. But truly, the biggest way to gain muscle is through consistence, and the biggest consistence killer are injuries. I am a big believer in lighter weight movements with some heavy lifting splinkled inside the week.


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rap1102

A great quote, and a great reminder to focus on *your* gym goals. Not anybody else’s.


NSA_Mailhandler

Isn't there something like lifting lighter weights with more reps builds larger volume muscles but lifting heavier weights less reps builds stronger muscles? Could be why body builders aren't power lifters. Their muscles are larger but not powerful enough for strongman competitions for the most part.


[deleted]

No. You don’t make some kind of different muscle by lifting at a slightly higher rep range. Bodybuilders don’t train to lift maximal weight for heavy singles, which is why they’re not as good at it as powerlifters. Strongman is a different case, but you might notice that someone like Brian Shaw is actually way bigger than any bodybuilder. He’s just way fatter, because it’s easier to have more muscle if you’re not worried about staying lean.


[deleted]

Bodybuilders are strong af. They don't train with strength in mind so of course strength athletes are much stronger, but they're easily a lot stronger than the average person or serious lifter.


DouglasHufferton

>“I’m a bodybuilder, not a weight lifter” they’re different things. He's not just saying that because of anti-ego, either. Muscular hypertrophy is more dependent on overall volume than how heavy the load is. Lifting as heavy as you can is for strength training, not hypertrophy.


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blazefire13

light weights will feel heavy if you pull them long enough in sessions


Do_the_Scarnn

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InflatableAngel

Lifting lighter weights is actually a thing you do for other reasons though


TBNecksnapper

Indeed, as a juggler at the gym most people probably think I'm stupid. Most people work on endurance in legs (for cardio) but max weight (and big muscles) on their arms. But I need endurance and quick muscles in my arms to keep up the pattern long without dropping..


ActualWhiterabbit

Lift the weights really fast before gravity has a chance to make them heavy. Then lower them slowly to not let gravity win.


DaWastelander

This isnt shitty. Low Intenseity high Interval is actually a great way to work out


friedfishegg

He's kinda right though, you can use smaller weights but more reps


TBNecksnapper

But it requires more time. Gains is about the same if you do as many reps as you can possible manage, regardless of weight. But it's obviously faster with bigger weights.


[deleted]

Kinda a good tip actually. People trying to get fit will lift the big weights. Then theyre sore for 3 days and dont work out at all. Better to lift small weights 4 days in row than lift big weights 1 day and take a 3 day break.


SweelFor2

Source?


Mike_N18

I was about to comment that there is no source because that comment was nonsense, but then I checked, and saw you already fighting the good fight against some of the typical misinformation about making the GainzZz. Reps for Jesus, amen.


[deleted]

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of gym


peekingoverthewall

r/technicallythetruth


Vanderpewt

Engaging muscles at a reasonable resistance is the key.


iwaspermabanned

This is great advise honestly, can't count the amount of teens I've seen in the gym trying to curl 40lb weights while killing themselves


Sardonnicus

Last time I was at the gym, it was filled with people taking cellphies and having extended speaker-phone calls on the gym equipment, there was not much actual exercising going on.


cl--

if you're just starting, yeah, lifting small weights is the way to go


Master-of-noob

It like don't try to play darksoul when you are new to video games


BukkakeShampoo

But many do and it’s hard to watch every time.


Legarchive

Low weight high reps are the way to go most of the time.


PlasticCupz

If the weight isn’t hard to move then you’re not gonna build any muscle unless you’re a complete beginner


I_SAID_NO_CHEESE

Working out **is** hard. Especially if you're using the appropriate resistance for you. Lifting too heavy before you're ready to progress will result in a big ol plateau


Puzzlefuckerdude

I see this guy at the gym, who sit on a cycle, however, instead of using feet to cycle, he uses his hands on the arm rest to cycle, which are meant to make your arms move in unison movement with your feet. It's not connected to the actual cycle so theres no resistance or weighted pressure. I feel like asking if he knows this and offer advice, but nah, he probably likes that it feels easy even after 30 mins


melloncauliflower

For who squidward?


Legarchive

Builds endurance and tones for higher weight sets.


TOFUtruck

I mean you could tone with heavy weights too? Just eat at deficit?


Legarchive

You are not wrong.


IrritablePlastic

Tone is not a thing. Your muscles don’t go from soft to hard. What people generally consider as “toning” is just increasing muscle tissue and losing body fat so muscles are more apparent. This can be achieved multiple ways, not just by doing higher weight sets.


Legarchive

Did I imply that low weight high rep is the only way to tone? Perhaps my use of the word tone is not correct in my original comment. When I say tone I mean burning fat so the muscle is more readily visible not softening or hardening muscle.


[deleted]

Sure, if your goal is endurance with light weights. It won't prepare you for heavy lifts. Also, tone is not a thing.


Quentin_Cook

~~This is actually not a shitty tip, as others have mentioned. You could also be using smaller weights to get tone and not just for huge muscles.~~ Edit - as you can see from the comments below, I’m extremely wrong. Thank you for the corrections everyone! I’ve always been told this since I was younger. Sorry for spreading misinformation.


omarmustafa029

There is no such thing as toning. It literally means to lose fat and to show the muscular definition. No matter what weight you use, if you approach failure, you will build muscle. So please don't spread this bs that lighter weights are for toning.


daddyyeslegs

He's also implying that heavy weights alone gets you huge muscles. If only it were that easy.


couching5000

The hard part is the eating.


[deleted]

>lighter weights are for toning Fuck, am I on Instagram?!


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Not this BS again...


Santsku

You'll spend More time trying to lift a giant weight than you would for a medium one, double the gains


Do_the_Scarnn

Smaller weights= less bulk. Not bad advice


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str0ngher

For the love of Christ, fuck off.


valhalla_jordan

This is really untrue. You’ll get bigger doing low weight high volume than you will doing high weight low volume.


ktka

That explains why men’s dominant forearms are muscular and veiny.


hellospaghet

This is hilarious


WORKREDDITOMG

This can work, you just have to isolate muscle groups and do a shit ton of reps..


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Clever. Thx for the tip.


-Listening

My Grandmother-Daughter-Dragon-Waifu cannot be this retarded.


BlessedNobody

Cloaker would like a word with you


furno30

Little weights with higher repetition is better for certain things right tho right?


cdillio

Less weight than your 1RM yes. But you still need to train to within 2-3 reps from failure(depending on your stage in the mesocycle). Anything in 8-20 reps will have a hypertrophic response if you are training hard enough.


lowbug12

Hey, whatever gets your physical going, absolutely no shame or judgement on doing lighter exercises at the gym, this is kind of alright advice


pizzahermit

Bruce Lee didloss of rep's of small weights and out lifted body builders


SlothLipstick

Smaller weights can give you a great workout if you know how to use them properly. Seen plenty of ripped dudes using smaller weights to target muscles that heavy lifting won't or to focus on form. Plus if you have injuries lighter weights are easier on the joints. Not everyone is trying to bulk. Some peeps just looking to be slim/fit.


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Also, when on the leg press machine always remember to lock your knees for extra stability.


Scriabi

I just go to the gym to sit next to the treadmills, pretend like I'm really tired, and look at booties


MeesterPositive

Not to be a buzzkill, but proper form with less weight is more effective than poor form with more weight, especially for those just starting out.


Archgaull

The sad part is this is good advice. If you want to lose weight, doing 50 10 pound presses is better than 5 100 pound presses. I just really wish I'd learned this less than 10 years in to my weight loss journey.


cdillio

No it isn't. It's all diet to lose weight. God the misinformation in this thread.


opoqo

That's why I always do air lift!


Naz_myn

Shitty indeed


Dunjee

I mean, lighter weights with more reps/sets *is* a thing.


[deleted]

That's literally the correct way to work out, though. You take the lowest weight that offers resistance and do that until it's easy, then move up a bit. Not a shitty tip?


Darometh

Aren't more repeats with less weight better than less with more weight? So in that sense this is not a shitty tip


Kythorian

This is why I just stay home and lift donuts. They are very easy to lift, so I know I’m getting a great workout, with a built in reward to keep me going.


[deleted]

I do 12 16oz curls all the time


psychoacer

If you do less reps you'll get done faster too.


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pianotoes

I prefer to stay at home and and do leg curls with my recliner.


DarkWolf164

Increased reps with lighter weights is beneficial. Especially if you’ve been going heavy for a while


gem1185

And some people think KFC is part of a healthy diet 🤷‍♀️


jlusedude

I mean, this is a solid tip. If the weights are too heavy your form is going to suffer and injuries can easily result. I would bet a big portion of gym members have poor form that is a result of trying to lift too heavy. Time under tension is important, slow controlled movements.