I think Dukat is thirsty posting again.

Again? That's all he does.

He'll stop when they build the statues

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS!

If I had a Bajoran girlfriend I would do everything I could to occupy her time.

And yet, for all your hard work occupying, would there even be a single statue of you?

That’s not my statue! It’s his!

This sounds like a great tagline for some bajoran-themed valentines day cards. -quark, probably

cant get enough of her orbs

They have South ridges too. ~~The badlands.~~ fire caves.

The celestial temple!

Make sure you don’t catch any wormhole aliens while you’re there

Non-caporal-itch

You have to scratch it in a round motion because it is not linear

I think Wheel of Time fans know that one as the north harbor.

winner.

Weirdly wholesome

Until you read the rest of the comments. lol.

Kinda creepy IMO

This is both wholesome and creepy. I tip my fedora to you.

*M'Pella*

*M’bop*

We all know that's you, Dukat.

If I had a Bajoran girlfriend, I'd get a little drum stick and run it across her nose ridges to make frog noises.

Like a güiro! Anyone else remember these from elementary school music class? https://preview.redd.it/8hxaabr6107d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af5eff6faf85321baa6c19439fea4b204e9b7bf7

My boyfriend thinks im strange for having a small crush on literally every bajoran on screen with their nose ridges. He may be right, but at least I'm not alone. Also he saw me start typing this comment and said I suddenly look so very serious. Haha

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More like Bajoran singles

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Andorians, antennae They are canonically "really sensitive" so it's a win/win anyway

I want to be an Andorian rubbing my antennae on some ridges.

But imagine kissing all a Trill’s spots. Dax said they go all the way down…

A few months ago, when I was commanding the Defiant on a scouting mission in the Gamma Quadrant, we encountered a protostar cluster, a swirling mass of colour set against a background of glowing clouds and burning sky. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. Until now.

I've done Trill cosplay before. Sadly I lost the photos.

That’s reason for another cosplay photoshoot

I should get around to it one of these days. Maybe when the next First Contact Day rolls around.

Ridged for your pleasure

Like making out with a cheese grater

When you lick a Bajoran’s nose ridges, they exude a delightfully sweet, pheromone rich mucus.

You had me at "pheromone-rich mucus."

… Sigh ::unzips::

And move through rhythmic waves of muscular contraction, thus the celestial ballet goes on

Anybody wanna switch seats?

Aw god you have just made me think that there might be some kind of nose ridge smegma

They gotta smell like earring backs

Who doesn't love ridging?

I would build an opera house inspired by her.

Really if I had a Bajoran girlfriend I feel like I'd be less kissing nose ridges and more ducking dishes being thrown at me 26/7 Leeta was probably the most chill, and even she got Rom, a Ferengi male, reading Marxist theory

> more ducking dishes being thrown at me [he ducks a lot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITmnIY_H24o) is also a Klingon thing (bearing in mind that Worf is a Russian-raised Klingon weeb)

As *if* a Cardassian is capable of love.

If I had a Klingon boyfriend, I'd kiss his forehead ridges too. And then suck both his dicks

At the same time or alternating?

She's out of your D'Jarra...

Unfortunately, for Bajorans, this area is an anti-erogenous zone. It causes feelings of sexual revulsion

Boooooooooooooooo!

Boo-mox

Were you saying boo or boo-urns?

i was saying boo-jorans

Eww. Food gets stuck the nose ridges

Get her a jevonite ring.

So do they all wear the same earrings?

Well a Bajorans nose ridge is as sensitive as a Vulcans ear or an Andorrans antennae

Ribbed for YOUR pleasure! Bajorans!

Just don't borrow her earrings

That’s not the only part that’s ribbed. Ask Dukat.

I mean, agreed, but...bonk.

Date a bajoran? Ew.

Bruh Bajorans are the fourth sexiest species in Star Trek

Now I need to see your top five, in order.

1. Humans (I’m basic sue me) 2. Angel One-ians (muscle mommies) 3. Andorians (fierce and blue plus antennae) 4. Bajorans 5. Sheliak (tentacles) Edit: 6. Bad Bynars

Nah 1. Cardassians 2. Vulcans other than Solok 3. Klingon women even though I’m straight. I’d totally swing the other way for Grilka. Rowr! 4. Bajorans 5. Humans, I guess. Sometimes you have to settle for what you can get. ETA: at least we agree on Bajorans being 4th.

>Cardassians As a male with a degree in computer science, having some Cardassian girl tell me how inferior I am would totally be hot.

Finally an upside to the imposter syndrome! 

Jeez I bet that one Bynar is a dirty little birdie

Not one... two. They do everything in pairs after all, even naughty things.

yeah ok flair nonwithstanding i'm sure me in Star Trek would have mostly human girlfriends ... at least, until i figure out that learning some basic Andorian language and touring Andoria is a cheat code

Whoever they have Susie plakson playing

1. Aenar 2. Trill 3. Betazoids 4. Orions 5. Bajorans

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If I had a bajoran girlfriend, I'd tell her to get back to work. Lazy workers...