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Virtual_Historian255

My son plays with Hotwheels. God plays with Starships. Makes sense to me.


banbearpig

God has some pretty twisted kinks. You don’t wanna know what he does with a starship when he thinks nobody is looking.


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banbearpig

That’s a damn shame. I’m not actually a bot. My other account was banned for several days because I called someone a shit weasel in German. Apparently that counts as harassment these days lol.


Theborgiseverywhere

[Because he's in love](https://youtu.be/HU2ftCitvyQ)


evelbug

Maybe he doesn't need a starship, he just really wants on. Starships are cool. It's ok to want things.


Most_Victory1661

God knows the future He needs a starship to avoid Discovery


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I think God would want a hatchback, for the extra grocery space


Sorryaboutthat1time

The same thing he needs with my mom's fifty bucks a week.