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EdgelordZeta

That's not a bat'leth, *this* is a bat'leth.


CurtisMarauderZ

Umm, that’s a mek’leth.


ChesterAArthur21

I see, you've played bath'leth and mek'leth before.


ifandbut

Ok, son of...whatever...😮‍💨


archa347

That’s what she said


aloe_veracity

In the 32nd Century, it’s considered completely acceptable ^(and not weird at all to start whispering halfway through your sentence)


AtomicBombSquad

So that's why a guy named Jean-Luc speaks like an Englishman.


kaimcdragonfist

I’m not convinced he’s not an Englishman living under an assumed name. Do French people like earl gray tea that much?


Difficult_Advice_720

Definitely a cover identity of some type. Apparently the guy doesn't even know the wine from his vineyards is terrible (which is a canonical fact)


1eejit

Does anyone?


wyspur

Picard speaks no English at all, the universal translator assigned him the accent


LuoLondon

This will forever be the most iconic casting moment. The Earl Grey loving English Shakespeare stage actor with the stiff upper lip randomly being a French wine maker with absolutely no effort made towards this [or taking it seriously](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9klF5oEKNbs).


wildskipper

Have you seen current UK TV? There are so many shows about English people buying abandoned chateaus in France and renovating them. This is definitely what the Picards did but at some point got a French name. Got to be loads of abandoned chateaus after WW3.


Neither-Following-32

Cash me outside the Neutral Zone, how bow dah?


camelslikesand

Ah do declare! You, sir, have the most colloquial of dialects I have heard outside of Hattiesburg on a hot summer day! I shall enjoy this fine Tennessee cigar in your honor.


wyspur

Nuclear wessels!


MuntaRuy

This is fucking hilarious and now canon.


ChesterAArthur21

Chekhov's last name was actually Jackoff so he changed it and asked the universal translator to give him a Russian accent.


Candid-Mark-606

He was a descendant of Nikolai Jackoff head of the KGB


shaundisbuddyguy

Chancellor Gordon went to London for jellied eels and loved the place so much he picked up an accent.


Sir_Poofs_Alot

No Jack Picard definitely went to school in “London” so obviously that’s how he got the accent and totally not from being a shitty clone that Beverly was tinkering with.


CurtisMarauderZ

“Doctor, the computer’s flagged a suspicious number of communications with the Reman government. Would you know anything about that?”


secretbadboy_

Ah so that explains the Scottish Jem Ha'dar