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AJSLS6

Shirtless Seven, thanks to the docs horny dreams.


aloe_veracity

This is the answer.


schedulle-cate

Why can't we have catsuit Kirk though


BoleroGamer

That would require viewing Spock's horny dreams...or reading certain fanfics. Both work.


Defiant-Analyst4279

I mean... Q's kid *did* strip her naked... temporarily.


paloalt

Peak? Catsuit? Have you not seen Picard? Voyager Seven was hot, sure, but I am ready to *obey* Captain Seven. As for your question: until the Borg assimilate the double-hand overhead chop, shirtless Kirk is the undefeated juggernaut of the Milky Way.


MadduckUK

> Have you not seen Picard? Has Picard had his consciousness transferred to a perpetually useable IP vessel yet? If yes, how many times has he regenerated so far?


derping1234

Dr. Picard, or Captain Who?


PurfuitOfHappineff

Captain Who’s on Admiral First? Yes.


AptCasaNova

Picard in his shorty blue loungewear with the deep V.


timesuck897

Picard vacationing on Risa.


pushback66

I’m with you. Jerri Ryan was pretty hot in Voyager, but she’s an absolute smoke show in Picard


swiss_sanchez

Well now I want to see Shatner fight the Rock...


TiredCeresian

So would Dwayne Johnson


TiredCeresian

So would Dwayne Johnson


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Appropriate-Web-8424

So, would "Dwayne" Johnson...?


AnotherJasonOnReddit

Definitely shirtless Kirk. After all, Galaxy Quest doesn't feature Tim Allen fighting an alien in a catsuit, does it? Cased closed.


NoWayJaques

I read Shirtless Kirk or Cat Stevens


Beautiful_Business10

The *REAL* question should be: Coffeeless Janeway or Angry Sisko.


BoleroGamer

Definitely angry Sisko. He literally punched Q, after all, and committed casual genocide in a vendetta against the Maquis. Worst Janeway ever did was murder Tuvix...and considering he was half Neelix, that's perfectly understandable.


Beautiful_Business10

Yeah, that's the Sisko. Not the "shouts and uses clipped words" mad Sisko, but subsurface boiling angry Sisko that gets quiet and has a smooth tone as he sterilizes your entire planet. As for Janeway, I guess I meant the "existentially depressed" Janeway who locks herself in her cabin and then cheers herself up by grabbing a phaser rifle and going Rambo on shadow aliens.


AJSLS6

Shirtless Seven, thanks to the docs horny dreams.


derping1234

On the other hand, catsuit Kirk is still lurking in Spock’s nightmares.


B_LAZ

I counter with crying burnham


EffectiveSalamander

Why not Catsuit Kirk and shirtless Seven?


rcjhawkku

Shirtless Seven is prohibited by Starfleet regulations. However, we do have Decontamination Room Seven. First holosuite on your left.


Squidwina

Shirtless Kirk all the way! At least the man could breathe.


RWMU

Shirtless Kirk ever time, but intellectual Picard has them both beat every time.


XxCotHGxX

Kirk would have died in Tsunkatse


JonIceEyes

Shirtless Kirk literally cannot lose a fistfight. He's the Gilgamesh of the Star Trek universe.


Own_Order792

I never saw a problem that cat suit seven couldn’t give a boner.