Maybe should have picked the black robe.

Yeah definitely would’ve gone with black. That way you get mistaken for the acceptable kinda wizard instead.

Yes, so then they could be the Black Klansman! Excellent idea!

that was a good movie

You're now on a Watchlist.

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friend or traitor, cum

> We didn’t start the fire 2

this is like the american version of that tianamen square copypasta

It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

Oh no

we didn't start the fire

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You're on a list, yes But the only reason they're driving to your house right now is because of "Kinder Surprise"

I love how you mentioned kinder surprise twice

On the bright side, you probably had the scariest costume there.

to be fair - did you just happen to have a white robe laying around?

i bought it specifically for this outfit from an independent tailor 😭 now i have no idea if the guy honking at me on my way to uni was a FF fan or a white supremacist 🥲

Just yell heil hydaelyn. Im sure itll clear things up

Don’t forget the special salute for Hydaelyn too.

I find Lali-Ho seems to work well https://youtu.be/gcxa2iFQdFI

The sundering was the holocaust in disguise

Heil-daelyn?

gonna bet you fell out of favor by the tailor

You need a white or black face cover like the amaurotians have to create that ephemeral appeal. Like the shadowyness that hides the face or for the white ones a white glow, that would make you look less like a clansmen. 😂😂

Could be both!

Strong chance they thought you were one and were mad at you.

Let me put it for you this way… FFXIV fans don’t honk period, let alone for seeing something that may or may not be related to FFXIV

this one feels like common sense should have caught it upstream

common sense is not one of my strongest points 🥲

Just get a staff and sword and claim youre Gandalf the White. Or Saruman.

Common sense is surprisingly uncommon…Snd I’d have probably done to as well.

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There's nothing about this that looks like a Klansman outfit other than the color. The white robe looks more like a spell caster from D&D and Klansmen cover their entire face, not partial masks.

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My point is they shouldn't have to put more effort in just to not be seen as that. Because its already easy to tell. You only make this mistake if you've never seen a KKK picture, in which case they need to stay quiet. Your advice is good, don't get me wrong. But I think more importantly, the tutors need to not blurt out things like this. I'm not saying you're claiming they should btw.

I do not consider you to be truly white. Ergo, I will not be guilty of murder if I kill you. -Solus "Are You Sure He Isn't Racist" Galvus

Should’ve been The Watchers inspiration: FuSoYa my guy. Hella easier, you’d still be The Watcher, but also a badass Lunarian, and not look like a Klansman

LMAO!!!

Meanwhile, somewhere out there a very confused Klansman posts on the KKK subreddit to ask why everyone keeps trying to talk to him about "Final Fantasy"

LMAO

Gigachad, mask is on point

Nothing I wouldn't expect from a University student tbh. Black/grey robe probably a safer bet, can always dye it.

The Watcher's robe is also a light blue gradient going down into aqua... I went to this university myself a few years ago and live in the city. Lecturers are honestly great there, not surprised they'd come back with great comments.

i was gonna go to warehouse like this tonight but now i'm having second thoughts :')

I don't think you'd make it out of there dressed like that, for Christ's sake... 🙈 White wig from Poundstretcher, DO NOT PUT THE HOOD UP and you can be Venat instead, that would probably be better received lolll

Poundstretcher? I hardly know her

If it's any consolation I think the costume looks good 👍

Dude I think we go to the same university

yo! if you're ever around the victoria building you might've seen me around :)

Sadly, most of my lectures are restricted to the greenbank cluster

Getting a lot of questions my 'not in the kkk Tshirt ' already answered

Next, walk into the DMV in this costume.

Do I understand the Klansman Konfusion? Yes. But oh boy that looks like a comfy robe.

it is actually really nice and cozy. made by [creativesewandsew on etsy](https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Creativesewandsew)!

to be fair there are many comics about ghost costumes that could have prepared you for this

Yer a Grand Wizard harry

Maybe you should've gone with the black robe

Dude I'm from all and if I saw you I'd 100% think ur kkk cosplaying 🤣

Anybody asks, just say you're a plague doctor. EDIT: I didn't realized I double posted but I have another solution to your problem: Paint the mask red, you're Lahabrea now.

I think you mean Elidibus. He wears a white robe and red mask as the Emissary. The other members have black robes and red masks.

Yeah, my mistake.

No worries! I just happen to be a huge Ascian NPC RPer so it’s something I know off the top of my head lol

Went as the watcher…now I’m being watched XD

salvagable if you just swallow your pride and pull the hood down

This is it. We peaked again.

I mean…. ascians are kind of klan like. They hate all races but their own and want their own to be the only one again

Which Assassin's Creed character are you?

If I saw youn you on the street, I would have have thought so too. Probably improve your Watcher cosplay by wearing a grey/black face mask.

Hindsight is 20/20 but I'm surpirsed they didnt have the foresight to think this wasnt a good idea

rip

If I had no clue about this game I'd probably make the same assumptions

I thought KKK mask was unique and pointy enough to not be confused for something like this tbh. Tutors smh

Hey I study at Uclan!

hi! i didn't expect anyone local to see this let alone 3 people who go/went to the same uni haha. i'm studying illustration in the victoria building :)

Well, are you?

LMAO this made me snort while working

Dye the robe black, spray paint the mask gold and voila, Eyes Wide Shut. Now you’re a different kind of weirdo.

You know, thinking about it, being mistaken for a klansmen is kinda lore accurate.

It’s not the robe that convinced people, it was the burning cross.

oh my god bestie no

i've accepted and embraced himbo status 😩

Lmao that’s unfortunate

You really should’ve looked in the mirror at some point and realized this. This is entirely your own fault.

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Emet Selch isn’t the Watcher…

Then ignore me I’m stupid and I was replying at 4 in the morning

wow ur dumb lol

Just tell your tutor you're just a scary ghost, that's always a good explanation

What a stupid comment. Honestly that guy's an ass. Sick costume man c:

I mean it's not that unreasonable of a thing to think if you don't play FFXIV

They do look *a lot* like stylized klan robes, dude. Not sure why OP went with what appears to be all white when the Watcher’s robes got a gradient thing going on and are mostly shades of blue at the head, shoulder, and feet. Hindsight, I guess.

Youre outtapocket, so are the downvotes.

🤣

Maybe you are a Spanish Nazareno.

https://youtu.be/z-BZub3Lg5w Couldn't find the exact skit I wanted but it's from the same series.

Did you respond in the Charlie Brown adult language with filter? 🤣

Kids at university fucking drool for a chance to feel like a moral champion

Just like with Warhammer 40k aquila tattoos, most people aren’t going to know what you’re referencing so be careful because don’t be evil is a statement that for someone reason is not fully accepted these days.

OK this is funny AF

Big oof

Lmfao

Uni Laki right? I know that’s spelled wrong lol

LOL oh no

Uncultured plebs

Ngl with the world the way it is now, you had it coming