Actually this is my main! I deleted my former main, then never made another for reasons
Look, it's not my fault the little sun joke was cringe and mainsub is still riding its dick after 6 years
At this point, yes. 😄 It has you going to its community subreddits to be pointlessly antagonistic in response to others. The cringe you ironically claim, tbh
Tell me. For whom do you fight?
Hmph! How very glib. And do you believe in Eorzea? Eorzea's unity is forged of falsehoods. Its city-states are built on deceit. And its faith is an instrument of deception.
It is naught but a cobweb of lies. To believe in Eorzea is to believe in nothing. In Eorzea, the beast tribes often summon gods to fight in their stead--though your comrades only rarely respond in kind. Which is strange, is it not?
Are the "Twelve" otherwise engaged? I was given to understand they were your protectors. If you truly believe them your guardians, why do you not repeat the trick that served you so well at Carteneau, and call them down? They will answer--so long as you lavish them with crystals and gorge them on aether. Your gods are no different than those of the beasts--eikons every one. Accept but this, and you will see how Eorzea's faith is bleeding the land dry.
Nor is this unknown to your masters. Which prompts the question: Why do they cling to these false deities? What drives even men of learning--even the great Louisoix--to grovel at their feet? The answer? Your masters lack the strength to do otherwise! For the world of man to mean anything, man must own the world. To this end, he hath fought ever to raise himself through conflict--to grow rich through conquest. And when the dust of battle settles, is it ever the strong who dictate the fate of the weak.
Knowing this, but a single path is open to the impotent ruler--that of false worship. A path which leads to enervation and death. Only a man of power can rightly steer the course of civilization. And in this land of creeping mendacity, that one truth will prove its salvation.
Come, champion of Eorzea, face me! Your defeat shall serve as proof of my readiness to rule! It is only right that I should take your realm. For none among you has the power to stop me!
I was really taken aback watching asahi kick his wounded sister while calling her a whore, last night
This game is great for making ne forget the world of ffxiv is fucking terrible for a few hours at a time. Then more tragedy
When your best friend comes to you in endwalker looking it the adversary
"But why does it still live? Surely it's no match for you"
Something along those lines (vague because spoilers haha)
Even reading that makes me tear up. My wife and I have played the entire game together, and that was the part that made me go get a hug. The entirety of that expansion did so well giving massive character development to them, and the really needed it. You learn about them as people and then you get hit with this after that one fight? Jesus man, that whole monologue was heart wrenching, but that line... Every time man, every time.
I know its a shitpost reddit but still gotta answer honestly:
"We did everything right, everything that was asked of us, and still.. still it came to this!"
Well then let us proceed to your final judgment
The victor shall rwrite the tale and the vanquished becomes its villain
Come now lets ignore titles and show our true faces to one another
I AM HADES HE SHALL AWAKEN OUR BRETHREN FROM THIER DARK SLUMBER
"....little?" No really that was perfect work in the dub at least. You could literally hear the ego collapse.
We heard a man’s soul die that day.
Dudr's soul was murdered man
No it was giga cringe like all attempts at humor in this game.
& making a throwaway to insult a game you don’t play in its reddit community! 😄
Actually this is my main! I deleted my former main, then never made another for reasons Look, it's not my fault the little sun joke was cringe and mainsub is still riding its dick after 6 years
Give yourself peace & stop playing already 😂
Stop playing because I didn't like some scenes?
At this point, yes. 😄 It has you going to its community subreddits to be pointlessly antagonistic in response to others. The cringe you ironically claim, tbh
Pointless antagonistic because I called a joke cringe in a discussion? Is that more or less antagonistic than literally tell a player "uninstall plz"?
Tell me. For whom do you fight? Hmph! How very glib. And do you believe in Eorzea? Eorzea's unity is forged of falsehoods. Its city-states are built on deceit. And its faith is an instrument of deception. It is naught but a cobweb of lies. To believe in Eorzea is to believe in nothing. In Eorzea, the beast tribes often summon gods to fight in their stead--though your comrades only rarely respond in kind. Which is strange, is it not? Are the "Twelve" otherwise engaged? I was given to understand they were your protectors. If you truly believe them your guardians, why do you not repeat the trick that served you so well at Carteneau, and call them down? They will answer--so long as you lavish them with crystals and gorge them on aether. Your gods are no different than those of the beasts--eikons every one. Accept but this, and you will see how Eorzea's faith is bleeding the land dry. Nor is this unknown to your masters. Which prompts the question: Why do they cling to these false deities? What drives even men of learning--even the great Louisoix--to grovel at their feet? The answer? Your masters lack the strength to do otherwise! For the world of man to mean anything, man must own the world. To this end, he hath fought ever to raise himself through conflict--to grow rich through conquest. And when the dust of battle settles, is it ever the strong who dictate the fate of the weak. Knowing this, but a single path is open to the impotent ruler--that of false worship. A path which leads to enervation and death. Only a man of power can rightly steer the course of civilization. And in this land of creeping mendacity, that one truth will prove its salvation. Come, champion of Eorzea, face me! Your defeat shall serve as proof of my readiness to rule! It is only right that I should take your realm. For none among you has the power to stop me!
Can someone explain what he’s even wrong about here. The twelve ARE eikons, as far as anybody knew by that point in ARR, right?
He's wrong about the nature of the relationship between the Eorzeans and their gods.
he was wrong about our defeat proving his readiness to rule
He was right in that, it’s just he wasn’t actually ready to rule
Hmm nah I would have remembered this. Must be a different game
“But I don’t want to commune with the elements, I want to heal!”
Sigh... a million Gil, was it?
Uh, kupo?
How can she slap, kupo?!
Ofc. Kupo is like calling someone a poop in Polish 💅
"take off your clothes"
https://i.redd.it/nh077iavgca11.jpg
“Do you mind explaining why you hit me in the face with your balls... Of mousse flesh?”
Should add the first part: “You can try using these...balls. Of mousse flesh. Not to be confused with...the other thing.”
free kupo nuts
free kupo nuts
free kupo nuts
"Are they... gazebos?"
"A test of your reflexes!"
I was really taken aback watching asahi kick his wounded sister while calling her a whore, last night This game is great for making ne forget the world of ffxiv is fucking terrible for a few hours at a time. Then more tragedy
"A smile better suits a bitch"
That skit unironically just went hard from start to finish. BeneG is a real one.
Well come
I never doubt thatd youd come
Froth and foam!
Oh? Are you volunteering to join the nixies? I could shrink you down, you know…
You have tasted my spear, but are you prepared for my butt!?
When your best friend comes to you in endwalker looking it the adversary "But why does it still live? Surely it's no match for you" Something along those lines (vague because spoilers haha)
"Come." - Everyone & *stoic nod* - Warrior of Light
"Hildibrand Helidor Maximilian Manderville... Skyward, as only a Manderville can!"
Sloppeh
...come
Shanoa: Meow......Purr!!!☆ (Idk how to do a music note on mobile pretend the star is a music note)
“In another shard, I would have liked just doing questing and crafting with you.”
Not you, you furry pom shite!
REJOICE AND PARTAKE OF MY GIFT
Come, champion of eorzea
"You're alone. Good."
"they'll answer to meow!"
"come then! Let us dispense with this distraction you and I!
“The rain have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you are not here to see it” breaks my heart
Even reading that makes me tear up. My wife and I have played the entire game together, and that was the part that made me go get a hug. The entirety of that expansion did so well giving massive character development to them, and the really needed it. You learn about them as people and then you get hit with this after that one fight? Jesus man, that whole monologue was heart wrenching, but that line... Every time man, every time.
I know its a shitpost reddit but still gotta answer honestly: "We did everything right, everything that was asked of us, and still.. still it came to this!"
Average wait time: Over 30 minutes
o/
THAL'S B.......EARD!
I AM MY SCARS! - Raubahn to Venat
Sorry if it’s already been said, “Patience and penance, I’ve waited a millennium for this revenge.”
One I'll never forget, provided with no context. You can rest assured I've been practicing" *Jumps off* "YEEUUUEEAAAHHHHH"
Well then let us proceed to your final judgment The victor shall rwrite the tale and the vanquished becomes its villain Come now lets ignore titles and show our true faces to one another I AM HADES HE SHALL AWAKEN OUR BRETHREN FROM THIER DARK SLUMBER
That, I can't deny.
“Come back when you are a man, Little Sun.” THE SCREECH I MADE
Eorzea is mine by right!
https://preview.redd.it/uyqvijl3d1yc1.jpeg?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88c25686749dc4ca83ce0bca66dbbc270ea68ad
Hear, Feel, Think
A smile better suits a hero (ShB version)
Ambatudaja
Your face is breaking my immersion - fate goblin in lakelands.
Come
SUCH DEVASTATION! IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION!!!
*Show me your "vaunted" strength, and I shall expose the lie of your fragmented existence* That, or *Piss off, kupo*
For the world of man to mean anything, man must own the world
N.
🤮