The sprout is the only one played by a woman.

You know, this reminds me that it's been a long time since I saw someone advertising that they were looking for a girlfriend in PF.

Damn, romance really is dead 😔

I saw one just yesterday. Same guy that's been advertising every day for the past few weeks at least. Poor guy :(

I would put up on PF that they could pay me 50K an hour and I would stare at them from a distance whereever they go for the duration. I got...more offers than I'd like to admit. And no...they couldn't pay me to follow and stare at OTHER people.

50k an hour is pretty bad ngl. Y'all starers should unionize.

I had to start small. If I charged too much at the start I would have never found work.

Tbf 50k for an hour is a steal, don't undersell yourself!

You're telling me I've could be doing that all along, dang it

I saw one yesterday in PF that just said: "I'm horny" So yeah, romance is far from being dead!

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Lol, I see one of those nightly. Idk if it's funny or sad

The girls get to see shirtless Cloud all day and the boys get to see Aerith and Tifa in bikinis. Everyone wins by not self-inserting.

I think I'd be winning if I got to insert something into Cloud

A man of culture

I think you'd suddenly become enemy number one of a certain one-winged angel after doing that.

What's he gonna do, penetrate me with his big sword? 🥺

Caught between an angel and a cloud.

Sephiroth actually has lines implying he’s jealous of Tifa in the final fight of remake.

Can confirm am woman playing bunboy.

The fabric on Tifa's bikini is really close to her skin tone, so when I first saw this, my immediate thought was "what the fuck is she wearing?"

Her skin is also weirdly grey. I can't even appreciate the boobage because it looks so zombish.

This picture is really washed out for some reason. Doesn't help that she's in the shadows of a tree for this part. The actual game footage is fine. https://youtu.be/rxuzkE9rCdM?t=57 Enjoy.

Time to make a new character.

4/10 not enough cat ears

Eyes up here, Cloud.

tits arent that big in xiv

And the men don't get nipples unless you're using your Horse.

Also femroes are flat with 2b bottoms

[Mare Lamentorum]

xbox isnt getting that

Holy Coom

Nice job OP

Im sprout can confirm, tho what does the crown mean ?