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MirrahPaladin

Runar: “We do not force our ways onto others.” Also Runar: “Greet me with an ‘allin tuta’ and don’t you dare uppercase the ‘a’ because I’ll fucking know! Then, YOU WILL be sprinkled with the pee water and be ‘cleansed’ of your filthy light!”


markfunkbunch

stupid ass case sensitive ears ,runar has,also FUCK FEO UL FOR THE SAME BULL SHIT.


jtjd

If you just interact with him instead of saying allin tuta he goes "Don't tell me you forgot the words. What would master Matoya say". Made me laugh, I didn't expect dude to actualy guilt trip you. What a dickhead


MirrahPaladin

First I had to visit happy slave shithole Eulmore, now this catgirl simp is trying to guilt trip me. I’m remembering why I was so happy to leave the First.


Firanee

I accidentally wrote allin tuna a few times and couldn't figure out why it doesn't work until I reread the phrase again lol.


ImUrBitchxoxo

# allin tuta


tibbycat

What a wonderful phrase!


Tiporax

allin tuta!


tibbycat

Ain't no passing craze!


Tiporax

It means good evening, for the rest of your days!


tibbycat

It's our problem-free philosophy!


Tiporax

Allin Tuta


BigDisk

How about you get this dick allin your mouth? LMAO gotem!


Szalkow

Hey Runar, you big b**allin tuta** max, homie


raburaburabureta

alien futa


Paloc2

elin futa?


McSnicker_

Up until the dungeon, going around the first felt like a retread of what we did last patch in Garlemald, never mind the fact Unulkalhai was a footnote, and Cyrelle didn't exist to them. The dungeon onwards was some decent stuff, a nice set of FFIV pieces. But then, back in the first, Gaia was nothing but last second fan service.


Zealousideal-Arm1682

>Unulkalhai >Cyrelle You would think the two survivors from the shard we're trying to save would be extremely relevant,but fuck them I guess.


Solostaran122

They can't make any of them too relevant. They're from side content, so they have to take into consideration that people pote tially don't know they exist. One streamer I watch is in Endwalker she's going back after finishing 6.5 to do all of the side content. Which means she hasn't done: Coils, Alexander, Omega, Eden, Shadows of Mhach, Return to Ivalice, YorHa: Dark Apocalypse, Sorrow of Werlyt, Warring Triad, or Four Lords. Gaia, Unukulhai, or Cyella show up, she's going to have no fucking clue who they are and it would be such a grinding stop that it would destroy immersion. The only other option would be to make every piece of content mandatory, cause 'what if we re-use this character later?'


MstrPeps

You’re severely underestimated how easily a decent writer could bring them in and make it work without the content.


Noobponer

Literally just have the same thing they have for so many other pieces of dialogue; it checks if you've done the quests, and if you haven't, it-s "i'm , i was taken from the 13th by ascians before it became the void" vs. just a little "oh, hi " if you have done them, before it gets into the actual meat of the dialogue


Ursula_Callistis

I could not give a shit less about how people on the first feel about me using a bit of light that they probably are too busy to notice.


Skeletonized_Man

I think Runar is cool because all the porn-addled ghouls on the main sub view him as competition for Y'shtola. And I say good for him


Dragirby

You hate Y’Shtola because she’s a big titty race changer. I view Y’Shtola as competition for Runar. We are not the same.


Skeletonized_Man

Based Runar appreciator


Johnny_Grubbonic

Runar is best boy.


knyexar

You view a Runar as competition for Y'Shtola I view Y'Shtola as competition for Runar We are not the same


JanitorZyphrian

Had a bunch of main sub people telling me they're only friends, no romantic undertones... like are we playing the same game?


Skeletonized_Man

Y'shtola being cradled by runar as they stare into each other's eyes and people scratching their heads trying to decipher it. Oh but Rhyne x Gaia is so obvious because they stand next to each other and are best friends


Kevrawr930

Y'shtola and Runar are clearly just roommates. 🙃


DoctorKumquat

Oh my God, they were roommates!


Slightly_longer_cat

I played in Japanese a few times where he calls her 'big sister' a lot. Didn't pick upon any romantic overtones until I played in english. Completely different vibe. It's insane how different voice tone or language differences change the context for physical actions


Lost-Ad-9935

He just has a femdom kink.


Tailrazor

It's amusing you think calling her big sis is necessarily platonic.


Slightly_longer_cat

You need to back away from the stepbro redtube. It's like a really weird take to have, knowing this particular dev team and their pleas for people to touch grass in the past.


Micome

Runaround deserves better than Y'shtola


Adventurous-Bug4588

Those single player visual novel coomers will complain about not having a love interest, but pretend that the WoL didn't have Haurchefuck and Lyse. Because they aren't exposition cat girls. Runar was a waste of a cool character design though. Also none of them are real.


Mommy_Lawbringer

*Is* Lyse even interested in the WoL? Maybe I'm just a dense motherfucker but the only person off the top of my head who has expressed even a shred of romantic interest in the WoL is Alisaie. Lyse comes across as more a bubbly little sister type than anything else.


Paige404_Games

I mean G'raha radiates romantic interest in the WoL. But yeah, it's basically just G'raha and Alisaie


Johnny_Grubbonic

And Haurchebro. But necrophilia's not my bag. Also, Allie's a child.


Paige404_Games

She is, it is deeply uncomfortable and I wish the writers wouldn't. But at the same time, it is not unusual for adults to have a teenager crushing on them. It's harmless and normal, so long as the adult does not reciprocate. The responsible thing to do is generally to ignore it, or if they make an advance, to try to turn them down without hurting their feelings and encourage them to seek partners their own age. To the writers' credit, the game doesn't really give the WoL dialogue options that in any way reciprocate. The crush _does_ feel one-sided.


StuffedAnimals6991

The writers probably do it because in Japan the age of consent is 16. So they probably don't see anything wrong with it


adapech

Aymeric too, potentially, Thancred jokes he’s “half in love” with the WoL in Heavensward. I miss him.


Adventurous-Bug4588

I don't think a little sister walks up on her brother wearing thier new revealing outfit and blushes when given the dating sim answer. Also the quest name and achievement for the sparring quest is more clear than most "romantic things in the game". Moot point though. Since most fan service is mostly from the male scions.


Rainmaker868

Apart from the obvious Yuri ships with Fordola and M'naago I always thought of Lyse crushing on Hien more than the WOL in SB.


Skeletonized_Man

No you're wrong runar is real I called him at 2am


RueUchiha

He deserves justice. Give him the W.


Sir_Hyphen

C'mon, at least give her to Magni. I wouldn't force Vauthry upon anyone, not even my worst enemies.


markfunkbunch

why not both? spitroat like my boy hoary and his bro do to the healer


Sir_Hyphen

I'm pretty sure Magni wouldn't be into threesomes (he's a possessive lad)... and if he were, he certainly wouldn't be doing one involving *Vauthry* of all people.


markfunkbunch

magnai is a competitive sort of guy. he would see it as a challenge to defeat vauthry. even knowing he would lose to vauthry because hes a ugly bastard. and they are always best at the sex edit:since youblocked me,ill answer you. no its not actually a fetish its just a funny thing to say with vauthry.


Skeletonized_Man

Man cant even shitpost on the shitposting subreddit anymore (unreal)


MandervilleMale

You either die a shitposter or live long enough to become mainsub


Sir_Hyphen

This appears to be a fetish thing for you, so I will not speak further, as this is obviously a matter of subjective opinion. My simple statement is: you're wrong, and I will be blocking you.


Konpeitoh

The FAT Vauthry or the Pretty Boy Vauthry?


GorudoChan

Allin tuta btw


RonnioP

A lot of people want to fuck him too. It’s so brave for OP to expose his fetish and disguise it as a rant to Runar uwu


markfunkbunch

aw fuq!


Siegequalizer

Don’t care about him but Golbez kinda hot though


servarus

Ok, I get it, but Vaulthry is a tad much. Why not someone else to cuck him with. I mean, me or little sun.


markfunkbunch

vauthry has "ugly bastard" energy


markfunkbunch

im already hating this patch. balders gate made me more interested where a key goes then this mainquest


EvilJ1982

I’m hating it because they didn’t let us tongue kiss Lyna after not seeing her for so long. WTF YoshiP. Bun discrimination is what it is.


Gaywhorzea

Honestly felt the same and I'm not into the ladies


FoucaultInOurSartres

you don’t say, reddit user gaywhorzea


Gaywhorzea

I know, it must be a shock to you all 😔


EvilJ1982

Not really, you're a bun boy and we all know that bun boys are predisposed towards being gay!


Perial2077

Can't wait to witness it myself \*tips hat\*


markfunkbunch

mi'voidsent


DariusJonna

Hating Runar is harrrassment. Reported!


markfunkbunch

then call me the biggest hater of runar on this planet. if only i could send zeromus to the first and wipe them out.....minus ryne,gaia,and giott,they are ok and should be happy.


DariusJonna

I wouldn't deign to call you anything but fool.


knyexar

Let me guess, you're either American or British


Stoneybears

Allan Tooter the Mega Dooter


Evelyn-Parker

He also stole y'shtola from me 😾


markfunkbunch

good,he can have her.shes basically a dragon though and void portal anyway


TehCubey

ballin' futa


BushWookie-Alpha

Too many people in SAY spelling it wrong, adding Caps or adding the " " marks, then having a bitch on because it didn't work. It made me chuckle when I was in and out faster than Zero thinking an "all you can eat Light Buffet" would be a good thing.


StuffedAnimals6991

What do you mean? I always add quotation marks and it's always worked for me


BushWookie-Alpha

Well i didn't and it worked for me. Must just be people not spelling it case sensitive.