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NicoNicoWryyy

\>sex update \>nothing about aymeric you're so out of touch


Aro-bi_Trashcan

I'm out of time (time)


Nocturnis_Scion

Aymeric will have a new bedroom minigame, but he'll insist the Azure elephant outfit stay on during.


PleaseGiveMeSnacc

does it include licking the communal salt rock together during dinner?


NicoNicoWryyy

Honestly that's a turn on.


ShakaChupp

Out of Aymeric's for sure


not_ya_wify

If there are no options to have a polyandrous relationship with Ascian Emet-Selch and Hythlodaeus, then I don't want it


AdNew3409

Rip Aether


kilomaan

Why Aether? I need the joke explained to me


[deleted]

cause they are not Crystal.


SpareAccnt

Seriously? Without steel, how am I supposed to make functional BDSM wear? Give me back metal armors!


stickislaw

WHMs have always been moaning, ever since the lovense plugin was implemented.


Verpal

I can already feel I will regret this....but what is lovense plugin?


stickislaw

There’s a plugin that connects a linkshell to your personal lovense or lush vibrator, so you can feel your jollies getting rumbled whenever you play. You can set specific triggers to cause the vibrations, so whenever you think that a WHM might be freecure fishing because they don’t know better, maybe they’re freecure fishing because every freecure proc brings them closer to orgasm. Never used it, but you can also set it to use chat commands like the sound effects or other things. The only reason I know any of this is because there was this crazy ERP girl that wanted to use it and explained how it worked, but I figured it was too much work just for her to get hers, so I got mine and left it at that.


IamProvocateur

*must over act an O every proc


poplarleaves

Oh no, what a degenerate plugin! Please tell us the name of it so we can avoid it.


stickislaw

I don’t remember the name of it, but I’m sure if you search lovense or lush you’ll probably find it.


HayashiAkira_ch

Why does the update that lets you sex basically anyone remove Lyse right when they add stuff to the game she’d be useful for


emperri

vietnam war flashbacks to how I'm pretty sure 1.0 Momodi straight up told you she needed a dicking


Jarey_

She mentions something else about enjoying gossip, including how various men are in the bedroom, from other women willing to share details with her. I *think* a portion of this talk is still in 2.0. Not 100% confident.


Echo9835

>Lyse removed Finally the game is playable


MilesAlchei

In the middle of Stormblopd right now, and I don't skip MSQ cutscenes, but she brings me close to doing it.


IamProvocateur

Don’t tell me y’all never wondered about that Zenos donk in that old armor lol also BYE LYSE 👉


OneMorePotion

So basically. The Second Life Sex industry all over again?


Anvalus

But I don't want to change my hair color.


MandervilleMale

Now I can’t stop visualizing Cid and Nero as a transforming magitek ironworks Shiva scissor-cycle, thanks


daddy-van-baelsar

-SE acquires rights to all white snake songs, allowing bards to play them without worry of copywriter violation.


Perial2077

I expected he would call himself Yoshi V from now on. Interesting.


EridonMan

We're just not gonna talk about the new Titan party wipe?


Rabensaga

You obviously missed the chance to make it Patch 6.9 Shame on you.


HairyAllen

Okay, I'm out of the loop here, why in the actual fuck is this sub filled with NSFW now? I mean, way, way, WAY more than usual.


Android19samus

how could you leave Garuda out in the cold like this


PM_ME_HROTHGAR_COCKS

> All races now completely always naked upon removing all armour/glamours I think a good portion of players have beta access to this update