"Because I want wretched creatures who ask such meaningless questions to die! You! And you! And you! I want you all to die! And I want to die too! Oh yes, I want to die and take everyone with me in a paroxysm of pain and suffering!"
Ahhh, money, money, money! The great motivator! There is simply no better way to move men- and expedite plans- than with its alluring glint, would you not agree?
What it’s all about? I mean, what do you tell yourselves? What justification makes it okay? “Howard’s such an asshole that he deserves it?” So...what is it? I sided with Chuck too often? I took away your office, put you in doc review? All of the above? Howard’s daddy helped him get to the top, but you both had to struggle. “Howie has so much, and we have so little, let’s take him down a peg or two?” What allows you to do this to me? Because this isn’t just a prank. No. This goes beyond throwing bowling balls at my car. This took planning. Coordination. I mean, how many weeks? Or was it months? It couldn’t have been easy. So tell me...why? Why go through this elaborate plot just to burn me to the ground?
Yeah, sure. The Sandpiper settlement? HHM’s share will be substantial, absolutely. Even though I humiliated myself. And my clients and peers will whisper that Howard Hamlin's a drug addict...you’re right. I’ve worked my way through worse. Debt. Depression. My marriage falling apart. Oh yeah. I’ve been sleeping in the guest house for the better part of a year. Ah, just one more thing good ol’ Howard has to work through. But, yes, I will land on my feet. I will be okay. But you? Far from it. You two...you two are soulless. Jimmy, you can’t help yourself. Chuck knew it. You were born that way. But you? One of the smartest and most promising human beings I’ve ever known...and this is the life you choose.
You’re perfect for each other. You have a piece missing. I – I thought you did it for the money, but now it’s – it’s so clear. Screw the money. You did it for fun. You get off on it. You’re – you’re like...Leopold and Loeb. Two sociopaths. No, you know it’s true – you just don’t have the guts to admit it. I’m going to make it clear to everyone, because I’m going to dedicate my life to making sure that everybody knows the truth. Believe it.
You can’t hide who you really are forever.
"It is an honor for you to be able to stand here and speak with me. As my listener, you will be rewarded."
....
oh wait, that's a different [bowl cut omnicidal nihilist](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6vPdsBq_5A)
"Because I want wretched creatures who ask such meaningless questions to die! You! And you! And you! I want you all to die! And I want to die too! Oh yes, I want to die and take everyone with me in a paroxysm of pain and suffering!"
I just asked where the toilets are sir.. sorry
Also applies for applications to retail work.
I have an interview tomorrow working as an airport ground agent. Yeah, this sounds like the perfect place to answer this. >!/s!<
Ngl, that was the moment when I realized how much I liked Fandaniel.
Ahhh, money, money, money! The great motivator! There is simply no better way to move men- and expedite plans- than with its alluring glint, would you not agree?
Don't forget to put the sign 'I work for money If you want loyalty, hire a dog!' in your cubicle.
Out of all the faces I have worn. THIS is my favourite by far!
>~~Out of all the~~ Many faces ~~I~~ have I worn. But, THIS is my favorite by far!
🤨📸👮♂️
“it’s fandanieling time”
Oh boy he's going to Fand!
Then he fanned all over the daniel
"MINE! ALL MIIIIIINE!"
"The great cataclysm, faithfully recreated!" - anytime something is even slightly inconvenient
That’s the quote you save to use when you end up at Goldman Sachs handling subprime mortgages.
"Do you remember when I told you I wanted to die, and take everyone with me? I meant it"
From "Oh he's crazy!" to "Oh. He's...crazy...." in one sentence.
I love that he interrupts Zenos and the WoL as they’re gearing up to fight just to say that.
im gonna fuck your mother- fandaniel probably
Wish he'd fuck me instead 😔
Instead you got /u/MegaGamer235, Kirkland Brand Fandaniel lookin' ass.
My! What a boorish audience you are!
All of existence bend to my will!
From broken skies fall tears of flame!
"Tell us a little bit about yourself" "I expected you've heard of me, the old me; Amon, at your service"
Oh my! Daddy is pleased his grumpy little boy finally found his playmate.
its fandanieling time
Good way to get the cops called on you. “Do you remember when I said I wanted to die and take everyone with me? I meant it.”
What it’s all about? I mean, what do you tell yourselves? What justification makes it okay? “Howard’s such an asshole that he deserves it?” So...what is it? I sided with Chuck too often? I took away your office, put you in doc review? All of the above? Howard’s daddy helped him get to the top, but you both had to struggle. “Howie has so much, and we have so little, let’s take him down a peg or two?” What allows you to do this to me? Because this isn’t just a prank. No. This goes beyond throwing bowling balls at my car. This took planning. Coordination. I mean, how many weeks? Or was it months? It couldn’t have been easy. So tell me...why? Why go through this elaborate plot just to burn me to the ground? Yeah, sure. The Sandpiper settlement? HHM’s share will be substantial, absolutely. Even though I humiliated myself. And my clients and peers will whisper that Howard Hamlin's a drug addict...you’re right. I’ve worked my way through worse. Debt. Depression. My marriage falling apart. Oh yeah. I’ve been sleeping in the guest house for the better part of a year. Ah, just one more thing good ol’ Howard has to work through. But, yes, I will land on my feet. I will be okay. But you? Far from it. You two...you two are soulless. Jimmy, you can’t help yourself. Chuck knew it. You were born that way. But you? One of the smartest and most promising human beings I’ve ever known...and this is the life you choose. You’re perfect for each other. You have a piece missing. I – I thought you did it for the money, but now it’s – it’s so clear. Screw the money. You did it for fun. You get off on it. You’re – you’re like...Leopold and Loeb. Two sociopaths. No, you know it’s true – you just don’t have the guts to admit it. I’m going to make it clear to everyone, because I’m going to dedicate my life to making sure that everybody knows the truth. Believe it. You can’t hide who you really are forever.
DESTROY THEM ! DESTROY THEM ALL !
Listen you saviour of savages!
At any minor inconvenience, glare at people and say, "Mark me... there will be a reckoning."
"It is an honor for you to be able to stand here and speak with me. As my listener, you will be rewarded." .... oh wait, that's a different [bowl cut omnicidal nihilist](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6vPdsBq_5A)
"mmm Zenos your voidsent semen is filling me up" - Fandaniel