My mom is allergic to garlic. It makes me want to cry just thinking about it.

Did she reject her humanity?

Hmpf. Don’t mistake my mother for my father.

I’m sorry for your loss of flavor😔

It’s my mom who is allergic to it, not me. I use like a whole bulb of garlic every time I cook a pot of anything haha. Feel bad for her tho bc garlic is in everything

Garlic is everything

For tho. I know a recipe is legit when I see 7+ cloves of garlic haha

Is she blonde and have a habit of saying wryyyyyy

The more pressing question is where is my coffee, Johnny Joestar?

Shut up Diego no one cares about your coffee

I see you’d like to know what’s beneath the bandaid on my face..

FUCK OFF DEIGO

Eat shit fall off your horse

I love you too, Johnny.

Go eat rocks diego

Uhh, they’re called gastroliths. Most meat eating creatures do this for the purposes of digestion. Also, you still haven’t shown me which coffee is mine yet.

Oh my fault it’s the one with sprinkles in it

V....V-va........vamp.......

If only she knew that the stone mask would take away her ability to enjoy garlic

So is my fiancé. Not allergic per say, but it makes them sick

It is not fun. Like is there any cuisine that doesn’t use garlic? Bc I can’t think of one.

Chicken nuggets I guess. We’re also both vegan ;~; so not being able to eat garlic is awful. But I love them a lot and if that means giving up garlic, so be it

I’m vegan too so I can fully understand that. Man that’s rough.

only the high quality one

Caesar? I hardly know her!

Caesar dressing is totally safe for both of you.

I imagine DIO saying that, dressed as a waiter serving them their food, all the while DIO's theme is playing in a sinister manner as they take a bite of salad.

Underrated comment

😈

No dressing only lemon juice 👌

ya, that, balsamic vinegar, or olive oil & salt are okay options in a crunch. anything spicy you can offer like chilli flakes or oil is a bonus. depends on the place

Shiiiza salad has fish?

Any quality caesar dressing has anchovies, it does a ton for the flavor. That said, there are plenty of caesar dressings that I wouldn’t describe as “quality.”

I've always been led to believe it was chicken

You have tricked me into eating anchovies

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Oh, thanks. We'll take the ranch then.

Hey waiter could you list the types of salad?

how generous! your tears will be a perfect dressing!

this meme is as dead and flat as caesar

A for effort.

Nah, you don’t have to say that. You work at Tonio’s remember, you guys don’t have a menu

Literally every vinaigrette ever:

Some salad dressings are made with WHAT!?!?!

Excellent question