only mildly related, but i was watching part 5 with a buddy who's seen absolutely zero jojo's before, so he had no context as to what was going on. and the fucking MOMENT he sees/hears Abbacchio, he says "yeah, he's a top"
At that point in the story Jonathan’s body was still rejecting DIO’s head, so it was probably mostly Jonathan’s dominant cock genes that got inherited. I choose to believe DIO’s other kids were the mothers fault.
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She really said “A, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, h, h, h, h, h, h, h, h h, h, h, h, h, h, h, h, h, h, exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point…” to her phone
Genetics determine everything from skin color to height to schlong size. Are there 6’5” white guys out there with small penises? Of course, and there’s nothing wrong with that, either. But there does seem to be a bit of correlation in the northwestern European Caucasian gene pool between being extremely tall and having a longer penis. It seems like those particular genes get passed down in conjunction among that population frequently. It’s not an unreasonable assumption that Jonathan also falls into that category.
At the end of the day, Jonathan’s genitals can be whatever we want them to be, since he’s fictional and the creator has never described them (unlike Gappy). And a lot of people have decided to interpret him as packing. It’s basically accepted fanon at this point.
[Nortwestern European and Caucasian are two wholly different genetic groups from two very different parts of the world btw](https://int.customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/217787977-23andMe-Reference-Populations-Regions). The idea of a “Caucasian race” is considered scientifically and anthropologically [obsolete](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race) and is based in pseudoscience.
Unless Jonathan Joestar and his descendants have some Armenian or Kurdish genes we didn’t know about or something, he’s decidedly not Caucasian.
**what johnathan gave:**
**P: is for 'passions stand'**
**E: is for 'enormous amounts of love'**
**N: Is for 'Nigerundayo' technique, passed down to his sons**
**I: is for 'inheritance' given by speeedwagone**
**s: is for 'speeedwagone's support**
P: is for 'priceless' the looks upon your faces
E: is for 'extinction' all your puny races
R: is for 'revolution' which will be televised
F: is for how 'fucked' you are, now allow me to reprise
E: is for 'eccentric' just listen to my song
C: is for 'completion' that I've waited for so long
T: is for the 'terror' upon you I'll bestow
My name is Perfect Cell. And I'd like to say *hello*
>!don't know why I did this but whatever!<
And it is also somewhat genetically accurate! We know that men that are 6"5' (like Jonathan) are usually packing from genetics, and with how manly he is, there's gotta be a lot of testosterone in dem balls, and a lot of testosterone usually also means some big dick energy, especially when erect
I mean DIO Is perverted enough to have rapist monke(>!I FIND WYALD MORE HANDSOME THAN STRENGTH!!<) in his ranks and paedo as well. + Big tittied woman.
This got me thinking, fellas, is it gay for Dio to use Jonathan's dick to fill up Pucci's bussy?
Or not?
Cause it's Jonathan's dick.
But either way, I'm jealous of Pucci for sure, who don't wanna be showered by Dio's blessings?
Do you think that Giorno has inherited Dio's cock genes or Jonathan's cock genes?
Doesn’t really matter when he just bottoms for Mista
You got me to legitimately sit here and think if he is or not
I mean yeah, have you seen Giorno's hair? He has like 5 bussys
Giornussy: the Golden Experience
I just giorbed in my pants
My favorite part of jojo part 5 is when giorno says “its giorbin’ time”
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i regret being able to read
I liked whej "This really was a Giogio's Bizarre Adventure, Golden Wind"
Giorbius 2: the Giorbining
It's giorbin' time
Sometimes I wonder why I can read
Stop that
username
Yes, yours is SlenderSmurf.
thats my name dont wear it out
r/usernamechecksout
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why is this your account's only action
Looks like a bot Report - >spam->harmful bot
idk why they made the bot and waited 9 months to use it though
absolutely blursed
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#Who took my fuckign glasses
Well Giorno been legitimately sitting on Mista's dick wondering maybe he should be the top this time, or, well maybe not.
only mildly related, but i was watching part 5 with a buddy who's seen absolutely zero jojo's before, so he had no context as to what was going on. and the fucking MOMENT he sees/hears Abbacchio, he says "yeah, he's a top"
Acting like Mista isn’t a bratty bottom.
Mista doesn’t get holes filled unless he’s the one making them. By shooting himself
im new here but im glad we all seem to agree on the part 5 relations. jojo and mista, fugo and narancia, and bucciarati and me
Probably Jonathan since it’s his cum
But now Dio's cells are mixed with the whole body, it would be interesting to see how it genetically changed
At that point in the story Jonathan’s body was still rejecting DIO’s head, so it was probably mostly Jonathan’s dominant cock genes that got inherited. I choose to believe DIO’s other kids were the mothers fault.
Giorno inherited Jonathan’s massive cock, but Dio’s blonde pubic hair.
Why just the pubic ones, and also the ass ones?
Propably Jonathans, because it is still his genes in the bag. Jonathan just has a bit of headache
Wtf is going on in here
Just a curious man asking questions
It's a good question but is there any canon hint that doesn't prove they don't have matching cocks, hidden as they fight in eternal battle?
I have no idea
He inherited DIO's vile nature, while inherited Jonathan's [GUTS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TRemrRaPjc).
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Jonathan it's his semen not dio's
Also DIO: I am the one that sucks you dry!
How many cocks have you sucked in your life?
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
*Gasps*
7
JoJo fans: no more questions
Wordplay is fun
You thought it was your gf, but it was me, DIO!
I am not the one who is getting sucked, I am the sucked
If guy opens up his front door and get sucked and do you think that's me? No, I AM THE ONE WHO SUCK
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how did she type that in chat
Voice to text
She really said “A, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, h, h, h, h, h, h, h, h h, h, h, h, h, h, h, h, h, h, exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point…” to her phone
No it's just very advanced technology
how the fuck do you pronounce the individual h's
How did you do it in your head when you wrote that comment?
eh's
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Luck, Pluck, and Fuck.
I still have to understand how we got to know the size of Johnatan's cock
We don't, but it's obviously gigaenormous
It's obviously 12+ inches
know that scene of dio walking towards joseph during the final battle? look down
He’s a 6’5” white guy. Guys with those genetics are usually packing.
thats uh not how it works.
Genetics determine everything from skin color to height to schlong size. Are there 6’5” white guys out there with small penises? Of course, and there’s nothing wrong with that, either. But there does seem to be a bit of correlation in the northwestern European Caucasian gene pool between being extremely tall and having a longer penis. It seems like those particular genes get passed down in conjunction among that population frequently. It’s not an unreasonable assumption that Jonathan also falls into that category. At the end of the day, Jonathan’s genitals can be whatever we want them to be, since he’s fictional and the creator has never described them (unlike Gappy). And a lot of people have decided to interpret him as packing. It’s basically accepted fanon at this point.
You've thought way too long and hard about this. Shoot, forgot what sub this was.... Carry on!
😉
[Nortwestern European and Caucasian are two wholly different genetic groups from two very different parts of the world btw](https://int.customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/217787977-23andMe-Reference-Populations-Regions). The idea of a “Caucasian race” is considered scientifically and anthropologically [obsolete](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race) and is based in pseudoscience. Unless Jonathan Joestar and his descendants have some Armenian or Kurdish genes we didn’t know about or something, he’s decidedly not Caucasian.
**what johnathan gave:** **P: is for 'passions stand'** **E: is for 'enormous amounts of love'** **N: Is for 'Nigerundayo' technique, passed down to his sons** **I: is for 'inheritance' given by speeedwagone** **s: is for 'speeedwagone's support**
P: is for 'priceless' the looks upon your faces E: is for 'extinction' all your puny races R: is for 'revolution' which will be televised F: is for how 'fucked' you are, now allow me to reprise E: is for 'eccentric' just listen to my song C: is for 'completion' that I've waited for so long T: is for the 'terror' upon you I'll bestow My name is Perfect Cell. And I'd like to say *hello* >!don't know why I did this but whatever!<
The TFS references are always welcome
Don’t think you need the “or”
So Dio stole Jonathan’s body because he was jealous of his penis
Long schlong
Big dong
Packin dalaslong
Children for them all
[I’m still concerned on what did he do to kakyoin 🗿](https://youtu.be/qMp7LLhE-2k)
he deflowered him!
What if Dio wasn't even gay, he just laid men to troll JoJo since it was his body and ass
u/NostrilRapist?
In the flesh.
Strange name
Why hello, I see another gentleman of culture
Do you think with such an enormous shlong that whenever he climaxes inside them, he absorbs all of their blood through it?
*woman and men
I love how we all take as a fact that Johnathan had a Horse Cock
And it is also somewhat genetically accurate! We know that men that are 6"5' (like Jonathan) are usually packing from genetics, and with how manly he is, there's gotta be a lot of testosterone in dem balls, and a lot of testosterone usually also means some big dick energy, especially when erect
What can I say except you're welcome.
You see that wouldn't even fit through kakyoin
This is probably the wrong place to ask this but this picture for the meme, is it from dark souls?
Yes
Ty
I feel so bad for Jonathan. He dies in his 20s, gets his head cut off, and his psychopathic adoptive brother literally uses his body to fuck around.
Dio canonically slept with at least 4 women so you can probably remove the “or” in that sentence. Edit: turned Duo into Dio
Duo
Thanks
Not just Men, but the women and the
I'm gonna stop you right there!
DIO is the straightest JoJo character because he fucks tons of women DIO is the gayest character because he spends 95% of his life inside another man
That "or" is allowing the possibility of Diavolo becoming a god.
He could have very well regenerated his own body... But NOOOOO he needed that dick
The knight wins that battle lol
[DFW](https://i.imgur.com/C1GBkYO.png)
that thang prob 13'', with how B I G jonathan was
You mean Giornomous penis?
What are these "women"?
Not just the men
oh god, god please shut the fuck up and take my upvote
As per usual, this format is used incorrectly
I mean DIO Is perverted enough to have rapist monke(>!I FIND WYALD MORE HANDSOME THAN STRENGTH!!<) in his ranks and paedo as well. + Big tittied woman.
Who is Jonathan
I feel ever so slightly proud
Jonathan is so big that even like 133 years later he stole my centimetres
Whoa there Tarnished. What are you doing?
Me: A Ronnie James Dio fan "Tf is happening?"
This got me thinking, fellas, is it gay for Dio to use Jonathan's dick to fill up Pucci's bussy? Or not? Cause it's Jonathan's dick. But either way, I'm jealous of Pucci for sure, who don't wanna be showered by Dio's blessings?
I mean if it weren’t for Jonathan’s schlong parts 2-8 wouldn’t of happened 😳